Would you lick an escorts asshole?

If Jesus Christ came back today looking like a COLT model, I wouldn't lick his asshole. The very thought of putting my mouth on someone's fecal exit port is nauseating.

Asspostophe.

It’s not a matter of how many times a week the escort would be hired, it would be a matter of how many times a week he eats Chinese food.

Absolutely. It’s my favorite activity. There’s nothing like tongue-fucking a musky twink hole. Unfortunately, I’m fat and old, so relationships are out of the question. I’m also pretty selfish and only want to fuck hotties. So, it’s great to be able to call a random boy whore for a hot half hour session, then go back to working from home or whatever. Easy peasy.

It depends. I've not done it in a long time, and even then, not to so much. It was something that was discussed beforehand.

R4 Do you live in New York or what?

What's the point of debasing yourself and hiring a whore to FUCK and not doing everything you desire. That is what you are paying for. If you're afraid of about health risks - DONT HIRE AND FUCK A WHORE. If you're a tight ass church lady about cleanliness - then don't lick assholes. Whore or not.

After tossing him in a hot shower…yes.

R6, no. I’m in Atlanta.

I find it amusing that someone who is willing to hire an escort draws the line at rimming.

LMAO!

So in Atlanta the whores rent out by the half hour? Tacky!

No, they rent by the hour in Atlanta just like everywhere else, but after the two minutes of sex, there's only so much talking with the brilliant mind of an escort one can do, so R4 gives him the boot early.

No, OP. I wouldn’t lick anyones asshole. Not even yours.

Rimming young, smooth, delicious hole is one of the finer things in life.

I did it once, but pea-brain that I am, I was in love with the guy.

It's definitely something I've enjoyed, but only with two men that I trusted (one was a boyfriend, the other a friend who I wish had been my boyfriend). That's not something I'm interested in doing to just anyone.

That said, if I paid for an escort (and presuming he had a beautiful, muscular ass), I'd want to, but my fear if disease would likely prevent me from doing it.

Thank you for such wisdom, R16. Have more to share?

hey gurls!

I can barely stand to lick the kosher salt off my margarita glass. I’m not going anywhere near a sphincter.

I had some dude offer me $100 bucks to rim me one night. It was at Rounds, and a hustler came over to me and told me. Said he knew the john, he was cool, he'd give me lotsa coke, and he only wanted to rim me, no fucking.

I passed. But I did think on it for a second.

Right, R12.

Also right, R14. When I used to travel for incall (rare for me since COVID), I probably looked crazy in the car distorting my upper lip, just to savor that ass smell on the way home. Haha

I mean, why ELSE would I hire one?

No I don’t want ass warts in my throat or pink eye

Mr. Potter gives a thumbs up!

link stinks

Mr. Potter. He eats whore ass and so can you.

Does the asshole in question belong to Logan Stevens? Then yes, Father, yes, I would.

[quote]Logan Stevens

link to said hole, pls

I don’t have a picture of his hole r28but here’s a link to his Bird App.

It's not like I can lick my own.

Wood eye? Wood eye?

Hare lip, hare lip.

Who knew that this would be one of the most entertaining DL threads ever? Thanks, OP!

I did. And it tasted like you.

Love,

Dad

I haven't done it in a long time but would if a clean showered ass was there. The escort would need to take a shower before.

Only if it has flavah!

Would you lick an escort's asshole, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Would you lick an escort's asshole, Darling Billy?

Would you eat his nasty pie?

If it stinks and makes you cry?

But he's a young thing, and cannot leave her mother!

I don't lick anyone's hole, period. But I don't mind if someone licks mine.

Only if he’s a smooth twink

Oh many times - many, many times

I got my vagine licked, but I did NOT pay for it!

I tried once but he farted on my face!

Been there. Done that. Multiple times. With multiple escorts.

Attaboy r42

You are living your best life

Not even if it was a FORD Escort, Rose