What do you think of fucking against a wall?

If you're not careful you could snap your dick in half.

Watch out, don't knock down any framed pictures!

Oh I love it! Exciting as fuck!

I’ve always wondered the same thing. Although it looks hot, I’m not so sure I would actually enjoy fucking like that.

Porn isn't reality.

Here you go, OP!

The top can't skip leg day.

Just avoid doing this against walls covered in flat paint, or flocked wallpaper.

R8 Why? And what's flat paint? Isn't all paint flat on the wall?

R9 is begging for a Yes, Rose.

Hot to watch, but I could never do it.

Since most DLers are pushing 300 lbs, bottoming is out of the question, but topping? I guess the bottom could sit on all of the flab.

I thought most of DL were bottoms?

It doesn't work well unless the heights of the fucker and the fuckee line up for it. Or the fuckee has to be very light and can be lifted.

Looks good in porn, but not all porn positions are practical, and many are very uncomfortable.

Just as comfotable as fucking in the pool/sauna.

r9 Flat paint wears down more easily than other types of paint when touched often or aggressively, and all the sweat (and santorum) can ruin flocked wallpaper.

R3 are you the top or bottom?

Troubled by the very question

I don’t think anything about it.

This is a porn sex position, few people would try this in real life. It's too much work and I doubt the pleasure is worth the awkwardness or the inevitable pain. Both partners need to be very strong physically to even make it work, the top so he can keep his partner elevated, and the bottom so he can hang on, keep his core strong, and not snap the top's dick off from gravity. All that, and you're trying to reach orgasm, too? Good luck.

Beds exist for a reason. Hell, FLOORS exist for a reason.

Flat paint is paint without a gloss or shine to it. Think matte. Most residential spaces are painted with flat paint, except kitchens and bathrooms, because grease/smoke and/or moisture can permeate flat paint. Glossy finishes are easier to maintain because they can be washed. Flat paint absorbs moisture, and this position would likely leave a huge back sweat stain on flat paint.

It's only feasible if there's a little ledge there.

Thanks R21, that was infomative.

OP miss obese botrom, no one can lift you anyway.

[quote]I thought most of DL were bottoms?

Which is why this position does not have the DL Seal of Approval.

[quote]I thought most of DL were bottoms?

With all the "analyze this ass" threads? All the "he's only a bottom; it doesn't matter how big his cock is" posts?

You make the mess, you clean it the hell up.

As a top, I'd be afraid of dropping the other guy and as he falls it rips my dick off.

No one's dick is going to be "ripped off." It would just pop out if the bottom fell.

Those twinks have monkey pox, that's for sure.

I prefer the "washing the dishes" position at the kitchen sink.

R29, untrue. It happened to my cousin’s neighbor’s best friend. He was pounding a twink against the Raggedy-Ann wallpaper (even worse that flat paint for wall fucking) of his sewing room when the twink unwrapped his spindly legs from the top’s torso, and plunk, down went that method-out twink with a sheared-off hard-on embedded in his rectum. STAY SAFE OUT THERE.

Been there, still do that occasionally, it's fun with the right top guy... ;-)

That’s one of my favorite ways to fuck a guy…and carry them from room to room.

r34, ahhh, The Open House...

My first boyfriend used to fuck me like that. We probably weighed 135 pounds each. He may have weighed 140, as he was taller.

R36 and did his dick ever snap clean off?

Yes, r37. And had it shrink-dried and gold-plated, and I wear it around my neck.

I've had a dude fuck me standing up twice.

Once it worked awesomely and I was up against the wall.

The second time....not so much

Professional demo at 23:19

R40 that does not count! They're cheating. They're using the rails.