Ugliest female noses ever?

Love what she does, hate her nose. I feel bad

Streisand Barbra

Maria Callas

Elizabeth Olsen. It's barely there; she looks like a Close Encounter of the Third Kind alien.

2 many

Bump

Ahut

Ms Spacek

SJP

Marie Smith

Lea Michele's nose transition has gone well

Markle

Barbra from her bad side.

Tbh I liked lea’s nose before

Morena Baccarin has such a poorly done nose job, I can't watch her. She's lovely, but she whittled it down so much and so poorly, it's Jacksonesque. One rarely sees work this badly done on a celebrity. And she's Brazilian! They're usually so good!

It's most noticeable in motion, a still picture doesn't do it justice, but I'll post.

Vale

Golda Meir

Sume

Laura Bell Bundy's botched nose job(s) deserves a mention.

Goldie Hawn, the 3rd rhinoplasty one. The original was cute:

Sandra Bernhard, and she's probably proud of it, too!

Multiple women

Glinda

Diane Keaton has a weird nose. It looks perfectly fine from some angles but that bulb of a tip is very strange.

Cleopatra the most famous woman in history.

Madonna’s flaring nostrils look satanic

Coincidence?

Margaret Hamilton, as The Wicked Witch of the West in "The Wizard of Oz", is the award winner hands down. What a comparison with Judy Garland's cute little nose!

Joan Rivers. Looks like it was made of cardboard.

Markle, the American asshole.

R27, that was latex enhanced

Modern Art maven Peggy Guggenheim.

Why do people think Megan Markle's nose is ugly? Just wondering

You know why.

Edith Sitwell for sure.

Joan Van Ark

Greta Van Stressan or whatever

Megan Markle

Team markle and her every changing michael jackson nose. Hope she does the same , she is well on the way.

That Spanish actress.

Uma Thurman. Dionne. Meryl Streep. Jennifer Aniston.

Thread closed.

Youth

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** Yootha**

Paris Hilton

I was just about to post, nobody cares about her, but Paris Hilton. Hideous

As one ages, the ears and nose grow larger and longer. Paris will need a bucket around her neck to catch the snot when she sneezes, and her earrings will hang past her sagging tatties.

R41 normally I hate when people say thread closed but in this case…

And Paris’ nose is droopy. Like the tip is melting.

Paris Hilton has the exact same nose as Marilyn Monroe

Nanette Fabray

Nicky Hilton

I've been curious for years to know what Nicole Vicius' original, pre-plastic surgery disaster nose looked like:

Nannette Fabray had a vicious stage mother who was hypercritical of her looks. Hence the hatchet job on her nose.

[quote]Ugliest female noses ever?

Yours.

Nanette Fabray never had a nose job

Grum

R53 She looked like a long lost member of the Jackson family. Her original nose wasn't perfect, but it wasn't hideous or distracting. Was she happy with it after? If so, it was obviously strong denial/coping mechanism.

R57 she was also struggling with severe hearing loss to boot. Stressful times for Nanette.

No nose Nanette

I think it's settled. We have a winner.

Khloe Kardashian has done a number on her nose.

How many nose jobs did Nanette Fabray have? Just wondering.

Seanny

None

Hgfgh

Mayim Bialik

It's not the ugliest nose but Molly Shannon has that really distracting dimple on the tip of hers.

We have a Nose Troll on DL.

Rossy De Palma, the Spanish lollapalooza.

That’s the one, r69.

Rossy De Palma's nose is both large and bent.

I couldn't cope with such a nose.

What is a bent nose?

R72 Look at Rossy de Palma!

Tonz

Yyggu

Hoty

Yttyu

Uhjk

Has Geraldine Page been mentioned a few thousand times?

What about Cate Blanchett?

X Tina?

Rossy de Palma. Speaking of.

1) Rossy de Palma goes beyond and boundary of ugly to the realm of wildly unusual and she used it to great effect and was even a fashion muse. I have met Rossy de Palma a few times and she is tiny and ugly is not the first word that comes to mind. Rather striking and bizarre because so unusual.

2) a good 20 years ago I used to go to a mixed sauna in Lausanne Switzerland. That's a night when straight swingers go to a gay sauna and they don't keep out the gays. For about 2 years there was a Rossy de Palma lookalike, but wait. She was also physically deformed of body. She barely had a torso and her legs kind of started at her tits and they were at least 6 inches uneven in length. She was tiny, like Rossy de Palma. So the fascinating thing was she was a HIT with all the straight swinging guys. Really handsome working class dudes. She was always with a good looking guy and the guys were very kind to her. They were fucking her, too.

Paris Hilton

SJP, Barbra, Bette. I find the Jewish schnoz ugly

R82, what do you think of Madonna's nose? Just wondering.

R79, who is X Tina?

Meghan Markle.

R83 i think Madonna is a beautiful woman. Her nose is fine. I haven't seen her latest face or nose though.

Christina Aguilera, r84.

Alana Haim

R87, what don't you like about her nose? Just wondering

OP posted 30 times on his own thread. Or hers. And half of it is nonsense letters. WTF is wrong with people.

Meryl Streep, I can't watch her because her nose bothers me that much.

Poliy

Ice Dancer Olympic Gold Medalist Gabriella Papadakis. I'm in awe of it.

Rossy de Palma for the win, R69. She looks like a cassowary, bless her heart.

What's wrong with Cate Blanchett's nose?

Blankeyt

Rachel Dratch

Trey

Jill Clayburgh and her daughter Lily Rabe

Ront

Have you seen Khloe K's. most recent redo? Holy Jesus, that girl needs to stop or her entire face might just cave in.

Has Kylie Jenner had a nose job?

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Janet

Janet never had a nose job

R105- Are people still referring to that hole in her face as a nose?

What does everyone think of Michelle Pfeiffer's nose?

R102 Yes, Kylie has had a nose job (hers was a hideous pug) and a bucket full of additional changes to her face. Those K-broads must keep their surgeon on speed-dial.

I'm so distracted by Sarah Silverman's awful nose especially because the first times I saw her, once opening for Judy Gold, she had her real nose and she was adorable. The fixed nose gives her that Jamie Gertz blank expression.

Marie

Liza with a Z

Bonnie Aarons, who played Valak the Nun.

Gytre

At the other was of the spectrum, Jennifer Grey's nose is perfect.

*end (I don't know why I wrote "was.")

Giuty

Charlize Theron

Madonna has the most attractive female nose ever.

Noone

Ghju

Argentine actor Diego Peretti

2 many

The ugliest noses to me are the space alien ones that result from nose jobs, and the ones with lopsided nostrils. I'd rather see a big schnoz on a woman.

R121 Does he have a "female nose"?

Yess

Hilton sisters

What’s wrong with their noses R126? They’re dim, but aren’t they generally known for being attractive?

R127, are you blind? They both have big, long hooked noses with huge nostrils and a hanging columella.

And they both have small close-set eyes as well as many other flaws.

Far from perfect faces.