Gwyneth wears yellow satin bra to event to promote her new skincare line GOOPGlow

Two old rich ladies 🙄

Proof that makeup and good lighting are her bffs. She looks so plain and mediocre here…

She's hit the wall so shockingly hard.

I work with several women her age and only one looks harder than she does - and that is only because she's a greenie who believes that sunscreen is bad for you.

Does Gwynnie really think she is the best person to be photographed next to advice on skincare?

Gwyneth is really looking her age. Not that she looks bad but it's weird to see a former Hollywood star looking middle aged to old without surgery.

That's a hard 49. Wowsa, knowing how much shit she has done (peels, etc.).

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Her tits depress me. Her tits are sadmaking.

Seinfeld's wife looks much better. Goop shoud check out her skin care line!

A salute to TLC.

She's clearly had a lot of work done

Who buys Goop stuff anyway? Does anyone believe she actually likes cooking and homemaking? I watched her explain a recipe on Good Morning America and she came across as bored and dispassionate about it. Just explaining in a robotic way.

I bet those insane diets have taken their toll on her looks.

It's weird her skin looks so rough and wrinkly here given that she's specifically promoting her skincare line. She's not made up as usual (which makes her look older than usual), but it's not clear why.

There seems to be some sort of "sexy boudoir-wear" theme to what the women are wearing to the event, but they look stupid.

I can not afford to goop at this point in my life but it's a great curated website for those who find this stuff interesting.

The subject of wellness and luxury interests me, the people not so much.

I looked at the pics, these women are lucky to have married and been born into wealth, they are nothing special.

Too bad she looks like something the cat dragged in. In fact, they all do. Not helping sell the stuff GOOP. Not that I would buy anything from her.

she wore her PJs?

Yellow is not her friend.

Not interested in the hype for a vaginal smelling candle. I assumed the product was an attempt to troll and the trolling worked.

I recalled how Goop dismissed low income earners. It was an interesting gaffe. 30 grand per year is the wage earned by workers who are paid 15 dollars an hour. The fed minimum wage is half of that.

She followed a macrobiotic diet for at least a decade. It's virtually collagen and good fat free and encourages dieters to only drink when they feel thirsty. That and her love of booze and her alleged "1 cigarette per week" and sun worship have taken their toll. Oh and she's a vile cunt so that doesn't help

There is a potent sunscreen sold at Trader Joe's that is supposed to be a dupe of a high end Goop product.

I have not seen the Trader Joe's sunscreen in stock, hype works.

Hard to believe men want to fuck women who look like those three in OP's post.

[quote]Too bad she looks like something the cat dragged in.

Not my cat, R15. She'd leave that desiccated shit on the front sidewalk.

And if she thinks that those puffy things on her slippers are hiding her large gunboats, I’ve got some bad news for her…

It's so weird to see such a joyless person so obsessed with selling joy.

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R20 Goop and Supergoop are entirely separate entities. The latter makes excellent sunblock.

Gwyneth looks rough because someone convinced her she only needs sunscreen on the tip of her nose. There’s a skincare video on YouTube where she talks about it

Wow I feel a boost of self esteem looking at these old crows. It must be dieting and sitting on beaches at Ibiza that dry you out like prunes, that and being soulless jerks.

Was it a costume party? The Seinfeld wife looks like a witch.

She looks exactly like Jan Brady / Eve Plumb.

I give her credit for not looking injected-up / Botoxed-out.

I'm sure she still spends a ton on her hair (color) and staying thin (trainer, personal chef).

Looks like she got cheek implants.

But her eating habits have given her osteoporosis…by her own admission.

And dem big assed feets…wow.

Goop wouldn't be caught dead in Ibiza.

Middle aged and older Californians often have a weatherbeaten look to them. I attribute it to too much time in the sun and low humidity.

She looks uncomfortable in her own skin. Maybe it's the boots that makes her look so frantic?

Where was Blythe?

Where are the Black ladies??

She looks like a piece of beef jerky dipped in mustard. If she wants to keep her lifestyle brand afloat, she shouldn’t advertise what the products will do to your skin.

The natural, no make up or minimal make up is an elite East Coast aesthetic. No porkers at the event excluding that Oz chick.

Savannah Guthrie was an excellent Jeopardy guest host; sorry to she her running around in her PJs hyping for the goop.

That yellow really sets off her sun damage

Guthrie did a great job following up with Dump when he tried to bullshit his ass through the debate.

Yellow does not look good on white people.

They all look bored as hell. What a waste of delphiniums hanging over that table of emaciated media fraus! A crime against horticulture!

[quote]I give her credit for not looking injected-up / Botoxed-out.

LOL. That's literally how she looks!

[quote]Where are the Black ladies??

At the nearest Chick-fil-A having a chimp-out.

You bitches are just haters because she invented yellow !

Fernanda Montenegro looks lovely in yellow.

Look for the union label if you are wearing a coat, dress, or blouse...it says we're able to make it in the USA.

She looks like Skeletor.

Has that forehead vein always been so prominent? Can it be caused by going overboard with botox/fillers?

Has she retired from acting?

I think she has had cosmetic surgery. She doesn't really look her age. She's 50. Her jawline is taut and her torso is taut.

We white people don't naturally maintain sharp, defined jawlines past early- to mid-40s. Lasers, fillers, Botox don't keep skin tightly wrapped around the sharp angles of a jaw like hers. I know because I have a very angular jaw like she does and it was always very 'sharp' looking, and now at 44 it has suddenly begun to soften and droop a little. And I have had six Fraxel resurfacings myself—five moderate and one ablative—to improve acne scars, and they improve skin texture but they don't tighten it.

Only a facelift tightens skin in the way her face is still taut, and that's because excess skin has to be cut off.

And while it's not true of absolutely everyone, most people's bodies widen/thicken into "old broads" by 50. Maybe surgery per se isn't responsible, but if not, then hormones and liposuction or those cold bodysculpting procedures at the least.

She has talked about having had laser resurfacing done regularly and that is obvious because her body is covered in freckles but she had all her freckles erased by lasers at least 15 years ago, and that erased and whitewashed the pixie charm she had when she was young.

I don't think she is surgery free or procedure free by any means, no matter how insistent she is that the fad natural beauty treatments ahe sells are responsible for her appearance.

And I don't think she looks bad at all, either, except the crazy outfit and she obviously isn't made up. With makeup on and her hair done and not wearing fuzzy slippers, she'd look glamorous and not like a 50-year-old woman.

I think people look at her and believe she hasn't had surgery because today we are used to looking at celebrities her age and seeing puffy cheeks and deformed lips. She clearly does not have a face full of filler or freaky lips—and that is very wise of her. She doesn't have a face for either. If she tried to "fix" her lips by following current fads, it would be like Renée Zellweger "fixing" her eyes: she would be unrecognizable. Gwyneth didn't have much lip to begin with, so suddenly showing up with the mouth of Rainbow Trout Kardashian would make her look patently deformed. You couldn't convince me she has not had a surgical facelift, though.

[quote] “I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything.”

She's 49. Someone talk to her.

I don’t think she had her freckles lasered off. They usually just fade. Agree she’s had work done in her face. I think her body she maintains on her own with a strict diet and excercize.

She has awful hair, not just the unflattering middle part style she always wears but the lank, thin, dry texture. I guess that’s from all the bleach? Also she’s clearly a heavy smoker and spent a lot of time in the sun and her skin reflects that. It’s weird that she selling hair and skin products!

R52 She has. I don't know whether she had laser treatments specifically to remove the freckles, but laser resurfacing erases pigmentation and she has said often that she "gets lasers."

Was her face always this asymmetrical? There’s something weird going on with her eyes.

R54 The Apple doesn't fall far...

Gwyneth is proof positive all those serums and diets and holistic medicine fads aren’t worth the money in the long run. For the past 4 decades she’s served as a beauty and wellness oracle, when it really is no secret what kept her looking young and fresh: YOUTH.

[quote]Middle aged and older Californians often have a weatherbeaten look to them. I attribute it to too much time in the sun and low humidity.

Same for Coloradoans, especially in Boulder and environs. When I lived there it was always a bit shocking how so many of them were obsessed with having the body of an 18-year old, when they looked older in the face than my 94-year old Dad (born and spent a lifetime in the Deep South), who has never even wore sunscreen.

They were also offensively judgmental when others got cancer, GI issues, spinal/nerve problems, diabetes, etc. I heard too many of them say/write shit like "Well, s/he must not have been "mindful." As if people bring bad things on themselves, even when they took care of themselves (and others). And those same types were always DEVASTATED if they got cancer, osteoporosis, Type 2 diabetes, etc. Like, "How could this happen to ME! I've always taken care of myself!"

It was magical thinking amped up to 1000. And so fucking exhausting.

^ We used to call the weather beaten women around Boulder Prairie Dogs

It's running and excessive cardio exercise too. All of that bouncing turns the face into jerky

At 79 Blythe now looks like Gwyneth's daughter.

^ That woman has had A LOT of work

When I lived in LA I was struck by the prematurely wizened look of actresses off camera. Most of them looked old before their time, haggard and underfed. If Gwyneth looks this stringy in photos she must be downright emaciated in person.

Yeah, R62, my former employer in the DC area had an office in LA that moved from the Disney lot to a Westwood building that had a casting agency on the first floor. Young actresses would pace around reading and murmuring lines to themselves and most of them looked sickly. I'd always heard "the camera adds 20 pounds" but I didn't think young actresses would actually look malnourished in person.

Yellow like the burned skin of her pop-up boutique slaves?

I’ve missed hearing about this old whore

Goop looks like a dried banana peel

She clearly chose ass over face

I'm surprised Jerry's wife didn't steal Goop like she stole that lady's cookbook

Jerry’s wife looks really bad as a blonde.

Well, she also looks bad as a brunette.

Behold the ravages of age!

Some say the real Paltrow died in 1997 and what we're seeing today is a demon mimic.

Little bitty raisin titties

R67 and it's not even a good ass.

After a certain age you must choose between your ass and your face. She chose her (bony) ass.

I've always liked her. Far better actress than given credit for, here. And she's funny. And ridiculously funny too. Those PJ's are nice - but not nice enough. A lot of GOOP is like that.

She looks rough and wiry right now, but in 20 years she'll look better than any of them. She'll be a gorgeous old hag with her wrinkled skin and lovely bones intact. People are so used to seeing Botox and fillers that you think that Jessica Seinfeld looks better? Her forehead is fucking pinned down. No crows feet for her. Just enough movement in her lower face to yank up a smile.

Gwyneth looks like Heidi Klum between procedures. She can glow up anytime she wants to make the deal with the plastic surgery devils.

Come back and show em how it's done Gwyneth. You should have played Fanny Brice!

R76 simmer down, Harvey.

I have no idea if you're kidding or not, R76, but I actually like her too.

I like her except for GOOP and that's a major downside. GOOP is a cynical and tacky cash grab. I'd respect the consumer capitalist grift of it but when it started, with the seminars and all, I dunno. It's gross.

[quote]I'm sure she still spends a ton on her hair (color)

Her hairline is receding, though. I didn't think that was very common in women.

r20, Supergoop is not Gwyneth's- it's a different company.

"when it really is no secret what kept her looking young and fresh: YOUTH."

And cocaine. Allegedly.

And demonic energy!

See?

Bonsoir, I am Gwyneth Paltrow. Drink one cucumber martini a week and smoke one pretentious French cigarette from my vagina - I am the epitome of everything in moderation. Buy my vagina eggs and everything else I'm selling to idiots.

I remember reading here that Seinfeld was attracted to Gwyneth Paltrow, and that’s why his wife started bleaching her hair.

Well she is the Ultimate Shiksa r86

She sort of caught up to her age in her 40’s. In her 20s she looked 40’s to me.

She’s always been very plain looking to me. Now she looks like a plain woman in her 40s who takes reasonably good care of herself. I never got the hype about her.

It seems her looks got up and left.

Sunlight is not flattering to either of those two

All those earrings up her ear are just making them look more flappy

[quote] She’s always been very plain looking to me. Now she looks like a plain woman in her 40s who takes reasonably good care of herself. I never got the hype about her.

She looks washed-out all the time. If she would wear some strategically-placed cosmetics, she'd look so much prettier. Some eyebrow pencil, eyeliner, and lipstick. Not a crazy amount. Just enough to give some damn definition to her features.

She's blonde and thin, so, she was a type that women aspired to.

Really r87?

R94, Technically, you're only Jewish if your mother is.

Both crud.

You can’t be a shiksa if you’re part Jewish ethnically.

Why does this woman think she’s so gorgeous? Has anyone, ever, told her that she isn’t? I doubt it. So anyone who says it online is just “jealous” in her mind. No, bitch—you are not a beauty.

Two boring uninspiring plain looking rich women, one whose wealth is through marriage. Jessucker steals others recipes and claims them as her own. It's proven she plagiarizes. Other than that, what is her talent? Bagging a super rich actor/comedian? Jerry could have done much better. At least Shoshanna was pretty and hot.

Damn, I don't know who is homelier, Jessica or Gwyneth.

She’s never been beautiful. Someone I know looked/looks like her, similar features, height, weight and exact age, even the snobbishness is the same. Anytime someone commented that they looked alike she’d be insulted. She is aging badly too. Gwyneth was attractive though, but solely due to her being tall, thin and stylish. Tall and model thin trumps face many times. She is also really confident, so that always gives off an air.

R95 50% of her genes are Jewish. And she looks much more like her father than her mother - especially as she gets older.

Blythe has always been and is still prettier than Gwyneth.

I can't stand her personality, but she's hardly ugly. She was very pretty when she was young, and also unusual looking, which works to the advantage of pretty people because it sets them apart.

She has a perfect smile, good skin, pretty eyes. Her angular jaw is a little odd but it's not as boxy as someone like Minnie Driver's, whose looks sharp enough to be cutting.

All the criticisms and mockery of her personality are well deserved, but it's weird to me to pretend she is ugly or that she was a poor actress. She was one of my favorite actresses a decade and a half ago and she was in some great movies. Being herself ruined the ability to see her as a talented, glamorous movie star.

She needs to give up on the blonde hair

Yellow isn't a good color for her. She looks terrible.

Gwyneth is a natural blonde. She would never dye her hair. She's completely cruelty free and a naturalist. She doesn't eat cheese from a can and she wouldn't dye her hair either.

She is also one of my favorite actresses, R103. And you forgot to mention her great legs!

Speaking of Shoshana, she married very well. Really good look looking guy and rich, but divorced. She looked good last time I saw a pic of her. Prettier than Jessica and seems a lot nicer.

Only black people look good wearing yellow.

"The Royal Tenenbaums actress wore her blond hair styled in a casual bun to put the spotlight on her impeccably made-up face, which had a youthful, natural look."

OMG. The depth of shade and bitchiness of the British press puts DL to SHAME!

I heard Jerry Seinfeld was/is having an affair with Kelly Ripa.

She had COVID. Give her a break.

Also, I cannot believe Pitt was ever engaged to her. Two people who would have NEVER worked out, though I can see her encouraging him to wear skorts, as he did recently. It was a good thing someone called off that engagement. Pitt’s odd, but not THAT odd.

Pitt just wore a terrible skirt. And he's a man who should wear skirts. But it was like old t-shirt rags. And way too LONG. Give us some thigh Brad. He's got a double fold to his ass cheek now, but it still sits high.

Gwyneth likes them sensitive and sexy. Just a bit pretty. I love her choice in men. Chris Martin - such an unusually beautiful man. Brad - is a dolt. I'm sure that Gwyneth dumped HIM. He's pretty and not a cheater. But not a thriller either. Oh, it's tiny. He and Juliette Lewis were perfect together. Aniston elevated him to his fullest. (She's very encouraging and funny)

Angelina taught him about how much he loves sex in his ASS.

Yes. For one whole summer in the ASS I fucked Brad Pitt off the coast of the South Pacific. In his ASS!

I think she looks very good. The first photos are poor quality but she looks her age and she looks health and very self-aware!

I agree R113. It drives people nuts that she's confident with herself. Gwyneth looks healthy, fit and at ease. She's having fun.

Since when is a true snapshot of yourself a reason to be ashamed?

We're all frogs slowly boiled in the cold water of botox, fillers, implants, multiple plastic surgeries and photoshop. SM photos. Judging daily.

This how the bitch looks. She looks happy.

Dolly Parton and Cher both look elderly if you're paying attention.

R111, actually I’ve always thought Brad was the most in love with her out of all the women he’s been with.

R108 raises a good point. The last time a white woman looked good in yellow was Nicole Kidman at the 1997 Oscars.

That's not the true color of that gown or Nicole Kidman, R116.

It was a gorgeous dress and it was green. Chartreuse. By Galliano.

And tom cruise is 5'2" tall. With lifts in his shoes.

I am not saying she is ugly but she just is not the great and timeless beauty she thinks she is.

R110 that's a new one for me. And i'm sure DL would take her husband over Jerry lol

Wear sunscreen, kids.

R106 She is NOT “cruelty free.” That term applies to those of us who avoid animal products. Paltrow wears leather and fur and eats meat. She may avoid dairy due to health reasons.

Just because she’s trying to look “natural” does not mean she gives a fuck about animals. She doesn’t. I’ve read enough statements from her whining about being criticized for wearing fur, etc. She’s vapid and smug.

Also, she obviously bleaches her hair, as is evident from the photo someone posted above of her as a teenager with brown hair. The bleach or dye or whatever is probably the reason it now looks like thin straw.

Why would she avoid animal products? Animals is tasty. And good leather and fur are why animals were invented.

Gwyneth is cruelty free. And all natural.

You might want to bleach your hole, R123. Buy a gallon.

R124 As I said, she is not “cruelty free.”

I wish you fraus would go back to LSA.

Besides the restrictive diets, smoking, and lack of sunscreen, she was obsessed with detoxifying her body using questionable methods like coffee enemas and colonic irrigation. This dumbass ignored the fact that her liver and kidneys already cleanse the body. She was purging her innards of mysterious toxins, but nutrients and some of her youth must have exited as well. What a silly blonde scarecrow.

The South Pacific, R112?

Not off the coast of Malta or Amalfi?

The South Pacific?

Eww 💩

R126 you forgot the vagina steaming! And the glass vagina eggs.

I didn’t mention the steaming, but it wasn’t forgotten. She advocated the use of jade eggs to detoxify your cooch. Poor eggs.

She’s done so much to her vagina she’s probably disrupted the pH balance and its ability to self-clean. It probably smells like spoiled salmon sitting in an outhouse on a hot day.

Well, her nickname in the UK is “Fishsticks.” Now we know why.

She seems really happy since marrying her second husband.

How do you go from Tawny Kitaen and Shoshanna Lonstein to homely Jessica?

Goop's second husband is a hottie. Chris doesn't do much for me.

Her 2nd husband is also rich and sleeps in a separate bedroom. He’s basically Mr. Perfect.

She looks like a rich white lady. Perhaps enviable but not beautiful.

I've never heard anyone call Paltrow beautiful and I don't believe she was thought to be. She had clean good looks, height, legs, LOTS of talent and naturally blonde hair.

Like Julia Roberts - Gwyneth's taste is different than most Hollywood Stars. More grungy, goth, iconoclastic, never frilly and WAY less Diamonds.

Julia got more glam as she aged. But she's still a grungy minimalist at heart.❤

Gwyneth gave in and wore this Tom Ford straightjacket of perfection after being criticized too many times for her red carpet looks. She avoids big tacky diamonds though and keeps her black eyeliner. Don't try to change Gwyneth. Her confidence comes from being raised right. She's a prinny.

I would say she actually looks beautiful in your photo of her, r137. Her makeup is superb, the white looks beautiful against her tan skin, and the dress is tailored beautifully. But you're right that's not her usual red carpet modus operandi--she loves heavy smoky eye makeup which does not flatter her, and she avoids jewelry most often, even though she's at an age where it would enhance her looks.

Her constant problem is that she's not very smart, and yet she's a know-it-all--her tips for beauty do not in fact beautify women, and her tips for health are quack remedies. What she has repeatedly said matters more to her than anything else in the world, though, is being the expert other people turn to, which is why she will never give up GOOP and why it has become the focus of her career rather than acting.

Stupid people often desperately want other people to think they're smart, even when they're just not. She couldn't even get into a very good university though her parents had sent her to Spence (which always has a direct pipeline to the Ivies and the superb East Coast private liberal arts colleges), and she could only hadle one semester at UC Santa Barbara before she dropped out.

She looks great considering she's wearing little or no makeup. That's what fair skinned women look like.

Some critics called her the second coming of Grace Kelly…as if.

She's not a natural blonde.

This Outfit Smells Like Ass

She also sold a thousand dollar vag cleaning kit that featured 40 dollar a roll TP. Who told her that her pussy stunk?

She never had dark roots. I bet she spends 8 hours a month in the bleach chair.

She always had bad hair. The bleach exacerbates it but it's not like she ever had beautiful tresses to start.

[quote]I heard Jerry Seinfeld was/is having an affair with Kelly Ripa.

Seriously? Who wants to fuck that bag of bones?

[quote]She always had bad hair. The bleach exacerbates it but it's not like she ever had beautiful tresses to start.

Her mother Blythe Danner always had great hair. Blythe appears to have naturally curly hair, but straightened it years ago. You can see she had thicker and healthier hair than her daughter.

And that's why Gwyneth never looked photogenic enough to me. She's not ugly by any means but she doesn't have enough of the features that photograph well to have made it in the business on her own.

Blythe: better hair, better actress, and better aged. Too bad the motherhood thing backfired...

Was Blythe Danner born a man? She has a very boxy square head and a big jaw. What is she known for other than being Gwyneth's mom?

Blythe was a character actress and she's adorable.

R147 GP got her mother’s hair - it’s bushy and frizzy naturally. She’s always straightened it which on top of the bleach has taken its toll.

I saw her up close in person and yes her hair was very blonde and fried.

Who are these morons who think she's a natural blonde? That yellow hair color ends in toddlerhood and she wasn't one then either. She looks like Mr Burns in a wig

It's past your bedtime, Martha.

'Never shall a young man,

Thrown into despair

By those great honey-coloured

Ramparts at your ear,

Love you for yourself alone

And not your yellow hair.'

'But I can get a hair-dye

And set such colour there,

Brown, or black, or carrot,

That young men in despair

May love me for myself alone

And not my yellow hair.'

'I heard an old religious man

But yesternight declare

That he had found a text to prove

That only God, my dear,

Could love you for yourself alone

And not your yellow hair.'

She's a fuckin' cunt!

I love her mother. Her mother's a dear old friend and a legend of her craft. But Paltrow's nothing but a stuck-up, arrogant little TWAT!

Her eyes look very odd. What procedure (s) were done?

Her eyes used to be more hooded and gave her face some character. Now they are gone and look bland.

You're telling lies again R157. You always claim to know people or quote what famous people said or share "sources" of information about celebrities that have NO basis in reality. Ed Asner never said that.

And only one old gay freak weirdo on this site keeps posting hatred towards successful women and black people in CAPS!! You throw the word cunt around like the way you say nigger. So much HATE. Sad old FAGS are best relegated to the computer.

You're THAT ancient white RACIST f@g!!! Aren't you, R 157! I read about you in the Datalounge legal file.

Is that KGT at r160?

R159 they don’t look any different to me but there was something always a little strange /different about them - something about her eye lids they’re a little thick - her mom has the same thing.

Jessica Seinfeld, one of the world's great climbers. I admire her.

Good for her for more or less looking her age (and she has surely had all kinds of procedures).

Jessica Seinfeld looks much better--she has a face that ages well: big eyes, strong nose, good coloring,

Jessica Seinfeld DOES look better. But she is full of botox and fillers, has thick sephardic skin, dense wild hair and a lot more meat on her bones.

Gwyneth is still all natural in coloring, diet and products. She doesn't eat meat, doesn't dye her hair and has had no plastic surgery OR injections. No botox or fillers. No microbladed brows. She looks a little washed out in that photo. She's still a healthy, beachy, socialite.

R155 why did you say that name??!!

Wait a minute. Gwyneth's promoting her skincare line at the same time she's appearing in ads for Xeomin (a brand of botox). Really? That reminds me of Paula Deen promoting her high sugar, high butter recipes on her show while she was also the spokesperson for a diabetes drug. You can't be a credible authority if you're also a hypocritical shill.

P.S. Of course this scarecrow has had cosmetic procedures. She just hasn't gone overboard with it (yet), unlike some of her contemporaries.

[quote]Jessica Seinfeld, one of the world's great climbers. I admire her.

Now if there is any woman who actually looks like a thumb it's Jessica. In fact, she has a very typical Jewess-From-NYC look, AKA nothing special. Very common.

Jessica is not attractive in the least, she doesn't even have an ugly-unique look. All I see is bland and those squinty eyes and fake blond hair don't do her any favors.

Gwyneth is part Jewsh, but she has a Wasp mom and can pass for a basic boring Wasp, especially with the blond hair.

Neither woman has a unique look or would be considered a knockout. No one walking down the street would turn their head to look at Jessica, they'd stare at Gwyneth because she's famous.

The cold, risky, but decisive action Jessica took in leaving her brand-new Nederlander husband to pursue Jerry Seinfeld - I mean, wow. That took nerve but it certainly paid off. Brava, girl!

These Hamptons socialites are something else. Really they're the Pat Buckleys and Gayfryd Steinbergs of today. Savannah Guthrie is pictured in the article. Her upper lip simply does not exist, so strange. I wonder if she ever considered fixing that. Guess not.

Gwyneth is not vegan or vegetarian. Every time she ever is on a cooking show doing a demonstration it is always chicken.

I don't think she looks bad at all, actually she looks great and way younger than her age...where do you all live if you consider Gwyneth look the look of a 70yo woman?

Jerry pursued and fucked teens. Then he went after a married woman. He's a degenerate. And a smug boring asshole

If the parents of that shooter from Michigan can be charged, maybe we have precedent to go after Blythe Danner for this shit. Blythe Danner does seem cool, though, so maybe just some light community service and martinis after?

R165 is a deluded frau.

Cigarettes and cocaine - a “natural” diet!

cigarettes and cocaine are natural and GOOP gets the organic high-grade cruelty free VIP stuff.

A gabillion years ago, I was at Don Roos house working on a project with his husband. There was a photo on one of the mantels with Don, the husband, and a very homely young woman. Upon closer inspection, the homely young woman was GP- thick nose, freckles, and a mass of not-blonde (it was a B & W photo) frizzy hair. Similar to this photo, but with frizzier hair.

A taut stomach such as the one Paltrow is pleased to show her friends and fans must take a lot of discipline for a middle aged mother of two to have achieved and to maintain.

GP's hair appears to be naturally brown. Here are some high school-age photos of her. Middle photo (same as R178) - brown hair. Photos on side, brown base with highlights. Yes, high school girls do color their hair.

She just took shades of Cybill Shepherd, Grace Kelly, Lauren Bacall and Joan Crawford, threw them in a blender and diluted it with enough water to make the end product completely void of any natural charm.

And let's be real, Blythe Danner was never a gay icon herself, or an A list actress. The father was a big producer at one point, but when was the last time St. Elsewhere or White Shadow reruns were even on TV?

Does she have any gays in her inner circle? This GOOP thing might have been a brilliant idea had she been clever enough to be in on the joke. Shit, even Crawford could satirize her own image.

I'm still wondering how Steven Spielberg and Blythe and Bruce Paltrow became so close?

Seems they were all apart of that whole Margot Kidder/Jennifer Salt beach party scene of the 1970's but to read from Julia Phillips book, Blythe comes off as a shrew and Bruce a know it all. Julia didn't have much love for either of them.

R182 ohhh I just started Julia’s book, something to look forward to!

They all did coke together. Gwyneth looks a little fetally poisoned

Teen Goop with brown hair was pretty.

This idea that Blythe Danner is somehow "cool" and secretly appalled by Gwyneth's behavior is ridiculous. She is her daughter's biggest and most vocal fan.

Come to think of it, that is a good question, how the Paltrows became such close friends with the biggest director in Hollywood. What was so special about them?

Gwyneth was attractive in a mall girl sorta way. But not dazzling by any means. And now she’s looking quite haggard and dried out.

All that vaginal steaming, I guess…