Brooklyn Beckham sacked as face of Superdry

"Brooklyn Beckham Socked in the Face" would be even better!

That's one rough 23 year-old

Why was he sacked?

Must be nice to be a celebrity offspring. You don't have any skills or qualifications and people still offer you million dollar deals.

R3 I'm guessing he didn't do anything to bring in custom or now he's bagged an heiress he likely didn't turn up to work. Most kids likely have no idea who he is

Time to become trans

He's not even handsome.

Is Superdry like Supercuts?

R8 it's a tacky sports casual brand

r7 not even worth a one night stand?

[quote]career

What a nice word for it.

He needs to helm, "CSI: Liverpool".

[quote] Why was he sacked?

Maybe I should have taught him to SMILE.

I thought he was cooking bro foods?

Has he tried modeling yet?

Does he even wear deodorant?

r16 would you sniff him if he did?!

The brothers in that family are lacking in the looks department.

At least he doesn't have Victoria's pre-surgery pig nose 🐷 like the other two brothers.

The chav is strong with this one.

Yea her boob job was awful.

^ They ran out of silicon and used two old softballs

Embarrassing to be called a model when you look like that.

[quote] His one million deal has fallen through .Just the latest in a series of career stumbles

His 'career stumbles' as are frequent as this foot-in-mouth plastic transvestite—

The only thing going for him is his intact cock.

I wouldn't trust their product based on them having hired him in the first place.

Op's picture is a hoot. Brooklyn trying to look intense = confused and dumb as a box of rocks. That woman he married is going to get bored really fast of showing him how to open doors and walk every day

They could do a reboot of The Jerk

It's incredibly baffling that anyone would hire this ugly retard, who struggled to make a simple BLT sandwich on TV and is incapable of putting two and two together without having a stroke due to the effort.

Sadly for all the Beckham brood, they have inherited both their father's embarrassingly low intelligence and their mother's hideous face and lack of talent. In short, the combination was AWFUL in every single sense.

r27 Some say Cruz has the most potential and will be the most successful of the family.

r22 I bet 90% of datalongers would happily shag Brooklyn Beckham! I know I would!

Must suck for those boys that none of them inherited dad's hotness.

Hideous.

It must be nice to be a rich kid and have so many chances to be this incompetent. No real repercussions like being fired or homeless.

Imagine the smell…

WE

DON'T

CARE.

He is so average looking. People are sick of mediocre nepotism beneficiaries being paraded as "models."

This family is so boring and bland. No personalities at all. I love how they pimped out all their sons like whores even getting Brooklyn married to a wealthy heiress.

R6, yes, tons of straight married guys are claiming to be trans *rolls eyes*

I would fire him just for his STUPID name.

^ Good thing he wasn't conceived in Yonkers 🙄

Brooklyn & Chet Haz should do some reality show in which they stumble around LA, vainly trying to trade off their parents name & while getting into all kinds of scrapes because they're so dim & entitled

R39- I was conceived NEAR Yonkers.

Who? and

What?

@r41, Lots of people were, but I'll bet your name isn't "Near Yonkers"

R39 Good thing he wasn't conceived in --

If only Becks and Posh had gone a little bit west to conceive Brooklyn... 🤔

They could call him "Fucky" for short

I am FED UP with getting lost in Lahore.

r45 Surreal!

He was cute for about one afternoon when he was younger.

^ Beckhams are like dogs and cats, they're all adorable when they're young

Don't worry, Brooklyn, you're pretty enough for me.

What makes him ugly is the desperation of him and his parents to make him happen.

Ugly fucker.

Is he the gay one? Which Beckham son is the gay one?

R53 They all are.

R54 Isn't one of them married to a woman? So most likely not gay.

Both parents are bisexual. So makes sense the kids are

At least they haven't pushed them into acting (yet).

As soon as I saw him throwing on the Trashy Tattoos I had no interest. This is what happens when parents with basically no education raise their kids. Look at this!!..wtf!!

That pizza looks horrible!

Most of these idiots have NO educational aspirations. They drift along in life living off of the backs of their parents. Its gross.

R55 They all love taking the cock.

His wife is going to tire of him. Harper Beckham is getting homely and lumpy, that must secretly kill Posh, David seems to adore her though.

Dorklyn's body is one of the ugliest bodies I've ever seen, worse than that of Meghan Markle.

Yeah R29. With a rusty chainsaw.

Nobody says that, R28. Nobody.

As mirrors and photographs prove, he shouldn’t be “the face” of anything.

LMAO thought it said, Brooklyn Beckham sacked as face of Stupidity

Why is Gronk trolling this thread so hard?

R68 He's hard up, Tebow won't take his calls.

Bit more detail in this article:

[quote]“She (Victoria) pulled a lot of strings to get him this Superdry gig. It was supposed to help build his profile and give him some credibility, so that he could start building a future for himself. [bold]But he reportedly said no to various shoots and campaigns Superdry asked for, as it didn’t suit his schedule.[/bold]

[quote] Harper Beckham is getting homely and lumpy, that must secretly kill Posh, David seems to adore her though.

You gurls who seer at the looks of children and teenage girls don't live in the real world. Even the most beautiful women looked like her as they grew up.

@r70 " But he reportedly said no to various shoots and campaigns Superdry asked for, as it didn’t suit his schedule."

Brooklyn wasn't going to miss that Scooby-Doo marathon for nuthin' 😂

It's amazing how much capital they've expended on this fug, dumb, no-talent guy. Photographer (mocked), chef (mocked), model (dumped). What's next?

^ I predict that his parents will buy him a restaurant or car dealership that he can run into the ground

car dealership? where on earth did you get that idea?

^ From ex-football stars that no one seems to know what to do with. They always get a restaurant or car dealership. It just seemed to fit

There's no way the Beckhams would get him a car dealership. These are people obsessed with style.

^ Then you haven't been paying attention...

David also owes an impressive collection of exotic cars...

^ *owns*

Apparently Superdry wasn't good enough, he preferred Balenciaga. Lmao. He's too ugly to be the 'face' of anything.

IHarper is adorable. A cute chubby little girl - she will grow into an attractive woman. And she will be tough from having all of those brothers.

He's not UGLY - he's just not handsome.

What happened to the cookery career?

R71, I know you mean well, but that’s an outright lie. In the pictures I’ve seen of Harper, she’s FAT. I grew up in the 80’s and 90’s and she would’ve been ridiculed for being noticeably chunkier than most.

r81 He's even more deluded than that - he thinks he can be the face of Gucci!

[quote]“Brooklyn has always talked to his parents about his career plans, so it’s a little concerning that things have suddenly changed. Victoria tried to speak to him, explaining that you have to work your way up in this industry, but he wouldn’t listen, claiming he never wanted the deal with Superdry anyway and accusing her of pushing him into it. He and Nicola think they know better and have ambitions to collaborate with high-end brands like Gucci.

Mind you, given some of the ugly celebs Gucci have signed to model their equally ugly designs, maybe he is actually in with a chance there

Well, he has to be called something, R22!

Besides, anyone can be a model these days. Look at Bella Hadid and Tess Holliday.

My mistake, R86. Yes, you're correct. It was Gucci. I had my 'why did [insert former high-end fashion brand] go down the shitter' mixed up.

I don't know what Superdry is, don't know why he was sacked, and wouldn't even know who he is except his name is Beckham.

I predict that he gets a spot on the Death Pool…

R6 - Wouldn't he change his name from Brooklyn to Queens? He is rather basic after all.

He should be the face of the "Average Everyday Schmoe" product line.

23 is young to marry these days. Especially sans a career. Expect pregnancy announcement real soon. He'll be very into and have a stab at baby products.

gormless is that wonderful description British people use to describe people of his limitations.

I don't understand the brand Superdry. The brand looks like a cross between Supreme and The Gap.

@r86, " He and Nicola think they know better and have ambitions to collaborate with high-end brands like Gucci."

"That boy, he is an idiot, no?"

Maybe he could paint…or write a movie script.

@r94, "I don't understand the brand Superdry"

Maybe this will help... 😂

Is it like Superfly?

Probably because he’s icky

Fashion chain for men & women blending vintage Americana with Japanese & British inspirations.

he has 5 million followers on Insta - that's why they used him.

Terrible name Superdry. No wonder I've never even been in or even noticed it - there's one near my house apparently.

Forehead reduction

R83 He looks better from the back.

[quote] Must be nice to be a celebrity offspring. You don't have any skills or qualifications and people still offer you million dollar deals.

I've done all right.

^ Not as good as us, asshole

Anyone who claims to know where she was conceived is saying she was aware of being in the foursome that turned into a threesome while her parents were fucking her up!

Kinda believable that he's so deluded and entitled he is holding out for high-end brands. Marrying that heiress had probably worsened his delusions of grandeur.

Is there anyone who can stand these two? I mean, wasn't Rocco Ritchie Brooklyn's best friend? Brooklyn and Rocco should definitely be in each other's orbit, but I don't remember even seeing Rocco at the wedding. I wonder what happened there 🤔

Not remotely ugly but decidedly NOT a model. He should take some acting lessons and try getting on some Euphoria-type show.

I already told you what he's going to do.

They'll have a baby real fast and he'll be NUTZ about it - a zillion photos on Instagram and then he'll be inspired to design baby stuff.

R40, you made me laugh my ass OFF.

He’s so dangerous and unpredictable

Romeo who looks like Victoria has more of a model look than Brooklyn. David is cute but he doesn't look like a model.

^ I thought that showing the top of your underpants fashion had finally gone.

What school/s do the Beckhams go to? Anyone know?

^ School? 😂

R117 In the UK we call high school 'school'. (I realise that in the U.S. you call university 'school' but we don't here.)

^ Ok, it was meant as a commentary on their abundant intelligence

In the US all schools are just referred to generically as, "school"

R199 We here in the U.K. don't call university 'school' at all. But everyone legally HAS to go to school up to the age of 16. And even if you leave at 16 you still have to either be doing an apprenticeship or still in some form of education or training until you're 18.

The main reason why I asked what school the Beckhams went to is because there's still a big class issue around 'what school you went to'.

He looks like a victim of aphasia in OP's pic.

R121 That's... oddly specific.

R122 He's been saving that one for a while. It fits, so, let him bask.

"He looks like a victim of aphasia "

Nah, he's just stupid

Apparently he got A-levels, Vicky posted how proud she was but neglected to reveal what grades he got. I'm sure it was an expensive school in the home counties. He then went to some College in Manhattan to study photography, but of course dropped out after a year, nepotism getting him a prestigious internship back home.

The problem was he got married and posts photos of his wife all over his social media.

Just like with Nick Jonas and Shawn Mendes and countless others, people aren’t interested in seeing hot guys ram their relationships down our throats.

It ruins the fantasy and turns people off.

So his hype ended.

R126 get your eyes checked love, Brooklyn hot?!?!

^ I like the part where r126 thinks there's fantasy involved 😂

He frightens me, yet, I’m strangely attracted to him

Wow you literally can never say anything about a Biden on here without someone saying "what about" a Trump.

He looks like his mother and it's obvious he never would have gotten the gig if he didn't have famous parents

@r130, Then don't. Problem solved

R132 I guess you don't realize how immature that sounds.

[quote]It is believed the deal including promoting the brand on social media including his Instagram which has over 14 million followers

They must have figured out that all of his followers are fake.

@r133 😂

Ok, old lady

I don't think people cared about him enough to be outraged by posting about him and his wife. Nick Jonas and Shawn Mendes are actual celebrities with fandoms.

speaking of old R135

Looking good Joe

^ Why are you hijacking a thread about Brooklyn Beckham to troll Joe Biden? Are you that pathetic?

(psst) The answer is yes

Old Joe

and the current President

Younger days

The old hair inhaler

R135 R136 R137 R138 R139 R140 R141 fuck off

Food for thought

Biden gave $55 billion of our tax dollars to the Ukraine

His name should be changed to Bronx Beckham

good comeback R144😂

Wherefore art thou Romeo

@r147, Oh, snap! 🙄

Maybe Brooklyn could be the face of Preparation H

They need to stop trying to make him happen.

^ I told Vicky the same thing and she farted in my face

^ Vicky doesn't eat enough to create gas

An empty stomach fills with gas and the result could take your breath away R153

^ You would know, Gassy Margolyes 😂

None of his kids inherited David's soccer skills?

R155 but certainly not from hunger dear

R105

I will only ever feel safe again if the badass Beckham boy was locked away in prison. But then I would spend all of my waking hours visiting him or writing him letters soaked in tears 😭

r158

Donations dropped 75% after 2016 after Hillary lost.

Clinton family values

...

Biden family values

...

The Donald Trump Fuck 9/11 Memorial Golf Classic

New lows for the Bidens

...

I wonder what he spent the money on?

...

On 9/11, Trump bragged on TV that now he had the tallest building Downtown

...

Does Brooklyn have an OnlyFans account?

...

The ties that bind

RU sure that would be tears soaking those letters R159

He looks harmless to me R129 and cute

well that was true R171

But can he bend it like Beckham?

Meet the Beckhams

Who?

His dad still looks hot

Never heard of him.

(^.^) I never heard of Superdry

...

...

R184 Are you American? Superdry is an UK brand and quite popular in the UK.

Yes, but I've heard of Brooklyn and Romeo R187

R187 I don't remember this. I think it was short-lived

poor Victoria

^ They need to cut the kid loose. If he thinks he can do it better, let him

Wow this thread is WAY off topic

^ It had a troll attack earlier

Nothing does an eldergay's heart better than watching a bunch of babygays bust a gut over what eldergays care and don't care about. Stay golden, babygays, we're old, we're rich, we have landlines and Windows 7 and we don't give a shit who knows it 😜 Do you still have a land line?

^ Except YOU 😂 Do you still have a land line?

There's a guy on DL and he's posted several times on this thread who absolutely freaks out if he finds out someone isn't using the latest tech. He's a total tech nutjob and his meltdowns are hilarious. He'll be here to attack this post in 3... 2... 1... Do you still have a land line?

"Cellphones are the latest tech? "

I don't think so, but maybe where you are Do you still have a land line?

^ Then why did you ask? You seem very confused Do you still have a land line?

^ I guess you misunderstood Do you still have a land line?

* sigh* 🙄 Do you still have a land line?

3... 2... 1... *MELTDOWN* You're late 😂 Do you still have a land line?

You just can't help yourself, can you? Do you still have a land line?

@[R168], [R170], You are so fucking predictable Do you still have a land line?

^ No, asshole, YOU'RE the insane one. Fuck off! Do you still have a land line?

Asshole Do you still have a land line?

He is the fucking weirdest troll on this site. I've never seen anyone get so bent out of shape over tech. He spams every tech thread Do you still have a land line?

^ 🙄 😂 Troll Do you still have a land line?

^ I thought you left, asshole Do you still have a land line?

^ Still up drinking at 4:30 AM? You've crapped all over every single thread so far this AM. Pass out already

—You know how Trump accuses other people of doing the things he's done... 1 reply 191

By the same troll R160 R163 R165 R168 R170 . . . who was called outby a poster on another thread

Dear God.

^ Ironically the troll R185 R186 R165 . . .was compared to Trump😂

Here's something closer to the mark

and when it comes to hair Brooklyn knows best

Every time this thread pops up I think BB was sacked from being the face of a deodorant. Stupid name.

R189, is it just me, or does that hot pink garment look like it's a piece of shitty Photoshop work?

Whatever it is it's shitty R200 but yes it does actually

Superdry's going down

In case you hadn't notice I have a stalker (r194, r196) It's a weird feeling having someone who's obsessed with you

Was this an antiperspirant campaign?

Not sure why this clothing line is called Superdry. It's not like it's rain gear. R204

R136 It goes for everyone. Fitness trainers, models, social media influencers, etc. Relationships decrease your value in popularity.

I’m a photographer and I work with OF models, fitness trainers, etc and helping with marketing is apart of my gig. Relationships can hurt you.

Just for examples with my fitness trainer clientele - first and foremost, I tell them to take their clothes off more or emphasize on being half naked. Some fitness guys actually believe their audience follows them for their fitness bullshit and not physical attraction. I’m like dude, no one cares about fitness bullshit, over half of the US population is either fat or obese and it’s only increasing. People want to see you half naked, they don’t care about what you have to say about fitness, use it as a facade to make money. Some of them get it, some don’t. The ones that get that have gotten further than the ones that continue to wear long ass sweatpants and shirts in their videos.

Anyways I always tell guys to stop posting their girlfriends. The ones that keep doing it remain in follower limbo while the ones that have stopped keep growing followers.

Nick Pulos is married and he never ever posts his girlfriend. Mike Chabot’s popularity has been declining since he’s been giving relationship advice and posting his girlfriend.

Another example is Michael Yerger. His girlfriend has 6 million followers on IG and hardly posts him. He has 800k and was posting her all the time for a while and getting nowhere compared to his buddy Christian Hogue who is single and has 1.2 million followers.

It’s a whole thing I could go further into but Brooklyn was more popular as a bachelor. Once he started posting his girlfriend all the time, people forgot about him.

[quote]R206 Nick Pulos is married and he never ever posts his girlfriend.

Well, I should hope not.

@r206, You mean there were actually people out there hot for this guy? 😳

I wouldn't say that you have to be hot to be a model for Gucci - an interesting look suffices (see Jannik Sinner) but Brooklyn is so pedestrian in all ways.

^ You've heard the term "fish wife"? Brooklyn looks like a fish husband

R208 There was an appeal. He was Posh and David’s first son to turn 18 and it looked like he was going to be a fashion photographer.

Then he got married and started doing cooking shit.

He just made a lot of mistakes. Now it’s like he’s a publicist for his wife.

Doesn't matter what they do, they're so rich that they'll just fade away to spend their time on yachts going from one exotic house to the next, partying with other trust fund rich kids, complaining how tough it is being the kids of the rich and famous. Rough life. I still wonder what happened with Rocco Ritchie, they used to be close as teenagers, both have similar backgrounds, but don't seem to be friends anymore

[quote]I guess you don't realize how immature that sounds.

Kinda like…"Wow you literally can never say anything about a Biden on here without someone saying "what about" a Trump."

^ Then let that be a lesson to you

Poor Brooklyn. Failure as chef, businessman, spokesman and DL subject.

That reminds me: WHET James Middleton? He's the Brooklyn Beckham of his family.

Even Romeo lost his looks pretty quickly

Yea I thought Romeo was going to be a stunner but he really isn't

All the sons are passably cute. I don't think Brooklyn isn't ugly but he looks very pasty and his body is doughy. Romeo benefited from getting his mother's "ethnic" looking features and skin tone and his dad's twinky body.

Not as hot as his father was in his prime but I wouldn't kick him out of bed either.

His wife Nicola is one of the worst actresses on earth. She ruined my beloved Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender in that shitty live-action adaptation. It blew my mind someone that bad could be cast. She didn't improve in that Transformers movie either. Then I learned her father is an extremely wealthy businessman, one of the wealthiest in The US I believe. And there's rumors Nicola was nasty spoiled brat when young.

I think there was probably just some confusion. They meant they wanted to put a sack over his face.

Superdumb

Supergay

Superlame

R86 Gucci seem to want to corner the Shameless Rampant Greasy Dumb Whore market these days.

Have they made a special line to accommodate the massive arse & legs of their latest celeb billboard, Jack Grealish?

Tatted trash.

Brooklyn is on a trajectory to become Aaron Carter.

Jack Grealish is carrying a purse?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

R227 Jack is femme and loves a girly bag. Nothing wrong with that👸

Or would you rather he was carrying his own prolapsed rectum like a snail?

Sorry but no-one did it like Posh & Becks back in the day.

Yes they were chav trash, but they had charisma and ambition and star quality in spades, that their children seem to lack.

I’ll take Dumbo Brooklyn any day

Romeo looks like a very tall eight-year-old to me. He needs some protein to beef up a bit.

Imagine being homeschooled by Posh Spice???😞

R232 were the lads homeschooled? Harper goes to a normal (private) school outside the home afaik.

They weren't home schooled, they had access to the best private education money can buy.

Romeo benefited from getting his mother's "ethnic" looking features and skin tone and his dad's twinky body.

What's her ethnicity?

Sorry. Meant to do this:

[quote]Romeo benefited from getting his mother's "ethnic" looking features and skin tone and his dad's twinky body.

What's her eithnicity?

It has now been nearly 30 years of these English assholes trying to "make American happen".

Beckham America, like fetch, will never happen.

This is from one who knows

Brooklyn is a failure, R216, but it’s cruel to compare him to that stone-cold loser, James Middleton.

Is Victoria like Martin Gore of Depeche Mode?

Jack has a deep love of the sport, in particular he has a love of having footballers' cocks bottoming out inside him. He's quite the nympho and needs his friends to look out for him, lest he end up spending his days as a passed out cumdump.

But the thread is not about Jack Grealish. Stop hijacking, please.

R241 Direct your righteous ire to the person who first mentioned Jack in the thread, please.

R156, Brooklyn "somehow" managed to gain admission to a football academy in one of the large clubs in England as a teenager but didn't last long.

Romeo nominally plays for Inter Miami, the club owned by David Beckham. In fact, he's with the reserves, so he's not good enough for one of the worst teams in the Eastern Conference of the MLS.

So, in a word, no.

It was directed at him, you and everyone else that hijacked the thread with talking about the boring Grealish r242.

R244 is boring and blocked.

Why you mad though, r245 🤭🤭🤭

Page Six article about a feud between the families, but this bit just made me laugh

[quote]“The Beckhams are quite old-fashioned. They believe that everyone should make their own way up in the world,” said another source in the know. “Although they’ll always give their kids a leg up in terms of support and endorsement, they famously made Brooklyn work in a cafe to teach him about work ethic and to get some values. They were really keen to support his passion for photography, so they helped him get internships; then he got into cooking, and they’ve supported that.”

Ah yes, making your own way in the world by...getting them internships, and giving them money and promotion

[quote]And as close as Brooklyn is to Victoria, 48, Nicola is said to be just as tight with her mom, Claudia, who reportedly joined her on the movie set of “Lola James,” in which Nicola wrote, co-directed and stars. It’s not yet known when the film will be released.

Sounds like a hit!

Sorry, the link

Peltz Beckham sounds like an instruction rather than a brand

What a fucking joke. The Beckhams seem like assholes who raised useless kids, but so are the Peltzes. For all of Daddy's money, Nicola's acting career is PITIFUL.

And what kind of creeps go on their kid's honeymoon??

R250 Not useless, they pour lots of cash into the economy with their talentless antics.

Maybe if Brooklyn was a cup-winning National-team calibre player, he could hae a Gucci deal as well.

Oh, well, can’t all be champions, can we...😏

Starter Marriage? Or death do us part?

Which set of parents bought him a Variety cover? "Young Hollywood" for the guy who's never done a film? Okay then

R254 I've never read Variety but if I did I would stop, that cover is ridiculous

[quote] Romeo nominally plays for Inter Miami, the club owned by David Beckham. In fact, he's with the reserves, so he's not good enough for one of the worst teams in the Eastern Conference of the MLS.

R243 that genuinely is saur embarrassing. The boy has got a lovely pass and takes a corner like his old man, but that's about it as far as footballing pedigree.

MLS mens' is cringe enough (the womens' American teams are top-drawer, but that's another discussion), then to get turned down by Arsenal academy at the club's nadir--dear me. Miami reserves at age 20, on top of that, and all....may as well play Sunday League and free up some time, Rome mate.

That said, we do have to admire the tenacity and the persistence and refusal to cave to negative opinions. Brooklyn quit the sport the minute someone said a bad word about him on Twitter, and Cruz as far as I know barely even bothered showing up to his school games. Romeo at least is trying and not giving up, soldiering on regardless of hatred and teasing and hazing he's no doubt getting, and for that he's the best of the three boys in my eyes.

^^for context, my hometown English semi-pro team, who play in the Conference League/Tier 6 (halfway down the hierarchical pyramid of football Leagues in England), look like a team of Davids compared to Inter Miami. That's not all or even mostly Romeo's fault, though--it's his dad's team, and his dad's coaching/training staff responsible for that. Romeo can only play to the standard and example that's being set by everyone around him, not just Daddy.

R254 lol the comments on the post.

And yes, he struck out on his own...with his even wealthier in-laws.

Fair point, R256. I agree he has a good touch and he seems surprisingly good at set-pieces in that video.

I watched some of FC Barcelona's friendly matches on their recent American tour. Inter Miami were as bad as you might expect but NY Red Bulls were actually quite decent gave Barcelona a good game.

Romeo's "highlights" from the game (he was only on for a few minutes at the end) show his limitations when compared to world class players. God loves a trier, though.