Rosie's in love again!

she's fatter than ever

Cue the adoption agencies.

Rosie looks like Haley Joel Osment's grandfather there.

Suicide in 3..2..1..

Poor Rosie. Her smile is a grimace.

Didn’t she just marry someone a few years ago? I lose track

does she smoke?

she bought the teeth. can she buy some lips?

She really does look like Steve Bannon.

She always has some weird girlfriend. Remember the one before this was a 20 something blonde police woman who rode a horse for work?

With her reputation you gotta figure she takes what she can get.

Would she be a millionairess, though?

I wish them well. Rosie, don't marry her.

Do we know how old this one is?

What happened to the carpet? It doesn't appear red at al.

Another baby dyke who looks like she's right out of college. Is thirty too dirty for our Rosie?

I'm getting Coral Browne/Susannah York vibes.

I can only imagine dealing with Rosie as a partner. She's probably not the easiest person to live with.

Rosie looks more like Kathy Bates everyday.

[quote]I'm getting Coral Browne/Susannah York vibes.

Coral Browne from the Real World?

Massage therapist. Is she still based in Spokane? Long distance, and good massages for Rosie, might actually save the relationship...

This Coral Browne was *never* in the chorus, r18.

Rosie is likely a very charming person when she first meetings someone...but then

DL used to have a strong lesbian gossip pipeline. We used to get all of the breaking lesbian news weeks before it hit mainstream.

Can u imagine that conversation?

Her: So…how many women have you been partnered with?

Rosie: That’s for me to know…and you to find out!

This seems like a very unlikely pairing. I can’t imagine this lasting.

from the rings in her cunt?

i like her hair

What’s any of this got to do with Rosie?

All I see are photos of Nathan Lane and his new pink-haired neck-tattooed girlfriend.

[quote]She always has some weird girlfriend. Remember the one before this was a 20 something blonde police woman who rode a horse for work?

And then, there was that woman from Texas who had six kids. Rosie moved them all into her guest house in Nyack.

What the fuck do the girl’s many piercings mean? I see that and I wonder if she is trying to communicate something? I can’t imagine why people do that to their own faces.

What’s the deal with that black knee tattoo? It just looks like she had a dirty knee. Why would anyone do that?

And that grimace Rosie makes when she tries to ‘smile for the camera’ and the giant potbelly she’s growing, yuck. Double yuck.

"Rosie is likely a very charming person when she first meetings someone...but then"

Where is the FUCKING XANAX!!!

I thought this was Rutger Hauer’s daughter at first.

I love Rosie. I wish her well.

They look like they ride the bus together.

Multiple tats + facial piercings = unstable

This will get ugly fast. High lesbian drama coming soon.

Gay storyline on Candian show SkyMed.

Rosie is dating P!nk?

She's p!nk on the inside!

Tom Cruise must be heartbroken!

Rosie probably looks really sexy when she's nude.

Rosie is the lesbian Tom Bianchi.

She has Trump-grimace-mouth in both of those pictures. She needs to watch that. She also needs to grow her hair out longer. She looks a lot better with longer hair, it softens her face.

[quote] What happened to the carpet?

Rosie munched it.

Thought Rosie liked classier looking side pieces. This one looks like she picked her out on TikTok! I think Rosie is having an Elderlez crisis!

I know that Rosie is 60 and has lots of mental health issues, but she looks like hell.

Is that their official engagement photo?

Rosie does talk to lezzies from tic tok. Of course.

a disaster the second I saw this. Give it a year tops.

Danger hair says Rosie will regret this one. Danger hair always means that person will later make allegations.

R14 she likes twinkettes.

A carpet munching Eve Harrington with purple hair.

Rosie's real estate bucks will go a long way in Spokane.

Rosie's at an age where she should be tired of fucking but instead she keeps trying to find these relationships. I don't think anything will work for her. This girlfriend will be history in a very short while.

I hope this new relationship inspires some new awful poetry!

I honestly don't think Rosie is looking for sex but for love. She has a gigantic emotional hole in her after the death of her mother in childhood, and she keeps trying to fill with more and more children, more and more houses, more and more food, and more and more wives, but it will never be filled.

[quote]I hope this new relationship inspires some new awful poetry!

Does she still craft a lot? I remember seeing some of her creations. Jesus, that shit was ugly.

Craft madness.

I will say this is the worst Rosie has looked in a long time and I say this as a fan.

The glass are bad, the hair is awful and she’s never been bigger.

i met u on tik tok

u asked about my cock

i said i'm no guy

u said okay, i'm bi

now i think i want 2 adopt u

There are so many things about lesbians that I don't understand.

Did she and Sandra Bernhard ever bang? Maybe as a three-way with Amanda Bearse

The girlfriend is serving some Tammy Lynn Michaels realness.

Oh God, I forgot all about Tammy Lynn Michaels.

Let's hope it's not that bad R62! Her drama with Melissa Ethridge was epic and took years. And let's face it, the world can't handle more shitty art

Remember when she said her awful artworks enabled her to "find her yellow"? She said that was a phrase she had learned from her therapist because yellow was a color Rosie associates with joy. So for a while she would use it repeatedly as if everyone knew what that meant.

I have a friend who is a comedy writer, and he's worked with a lot of divas in the business, including both Rosie and Bette Midler. I asked him which of the two was more difficult, and he said Rosie without any hesitation: "Bette may also throw tantrums and can be just as mean, but at least she's well-read and doesn't believe in complete nonsense."

I have a hunch that Rosie is not Sandra Bernhard's type.

Rosie’s always been a player.

Not sure why everyone hates Rosie so much. I’ve always liked her.

That Rosie is so relatable! Like Ellen's stand-up about how hard it is to find the right chandelier for your stable.

Um, where does she meet these women? Isn't there some discreet matchmaking service for wealthy lesbians? Because I'm baffled as to where she's digging up these Mormons from Spokane and Boston police officers.

They support each other's happy

[...]

Dear God, they just want her sorry ass for her money, and even that's dwindling.

Rosie is the Liz Taylor of dykes, she has a new wife or girlfriend every two years!

I guess she, like Tom Bianchi, always has to have a fresh soulmate!

Rosie's new gal-pal has awful tattoos and piercings, but very pretty eyes.

This will end in tears

I can already smell the drama starting

[r76] judging by the pictures, I can certainly smell something!

Whatever happened to Paw-kuh and Chelsea?

I assume they've run away as far and as fast as they could from Rosie Dearest?

This will end in chinese chicken salad being flung across the table.

One of the few times I actually genuinely laughed at something his crazy ass said:

^ Aye, is that not opening for anyone else? The hell...

What the hell is wrong with her mouth. It looks like she can't smile, can only grimace. Too much Botox? And the teeth look false. She looks like a plump, unprepossessing, aging man.

Purple hair, nose rings, acres of tattoos. I miss lesbians with class and discretion.

Didn’t Rosie have a kid who ran off and was super messsy? What came of that?

She has like 10 kids or something, right?

Rosie is actually a very nice person. I was interested in a piece of art she was selling for her Broadway kids charity that was sold. She emailed me back, and then called. We agreed on a similar new piece that she made and then shipped with tons of good additional swag.

I think her heart is in the right place, but like all comedians she is damaged.

Between the lesbian drama and her meds, she's definitely got issues. But she does so much for charity and Broadway. And I don't have to live with her.

I hope they release a sex tape soon.

She dated Tatum O'Neal for a quick second.

She bought a very Lesbionic-looking house in LA last year. I thought she would stay there for good, maybe not now.

Rosie is too much of a New Yorker to stay in California for too long.

She was filming A League. Buy a house. Why not?

Hot.

She's selling the house already and buying a place in Malibu. That house doesn't have any privacy.

[Quote]Rosie is the Liz Taylor of dykes

WW, doll.

[quote] Um, where does she meet these women? Isn't there some discreet matchmaking service for wealthy lesbians? Because I'm baffled as to where she's digging up these Mormons from Spokane and Boston police officers.

Wow, totally gross LGBTQIA+ caricature, that new gf, all these obligatory dyed hair, tats, piercing, nose ring, unstable tiktoker and so on. I wonder the same thing r70. Super old, ugly but rich and famous men have no problem getting much younger, hot (or attractive, or decent, at least not this low-level trashy) golddigers.

Of course old, fat, not attractive women are not that desired. Still, she belongs to the wealthy celebrity class, who can have access to and afford much better, normal, stable-looking types (even if they're users) than... I'm not a fan but feel sorry for her terribly damaged taste.

What’s a dyke that loves younger women called?

Bryana Singer

For Rosie.....

A cougardyke, R95.

Rosie now looks like Allan Carr!

Find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em.

Is that your motto Rosie!

It's mean to say because Kathy Griffin has battled lung cancer, but Rosie's face looks better than Griffin's.

[quote]What’s a dyke that loves younger women called?

Rich.

If you look at the new girl, she looks like Kellie Carpenter, Rosie's first wife or whatever they were, just a different hair color.

Rosie’s always done that grimace-face when she smiles for the camera, it doesn’t look natural at all. And it used to be accompanied by an equally forced gesture, like a thumbs-up or pointing.

She is so weird.

Rosie always does things in excess. She loves too much, hates too much, screams too much, feels too much and eats too much.

Social medias too much

In the Lesbo world the older, fatter, and uglier you are.....the more you are in demand!

She seems to really love that adopted autistic daughter of hers - I’ll give her credit for that. Hopefully she lives long enough to make sure that kid is set up as an adult - she’s very special needs and Rosie isn’t a spring chicken.

Love how Vivi was raised by 2 lesbian moms (one a wealthy celebrity no less) and ended up being an ultra feminine, basic sorority girl at University of Delaware.

I wasn’t aware until just reading up on Chelsea that she has 3 daughters under 3, by at least 2 different fathers.

[r109] Usually I let Rosie take the blame for Chelsea, but even I can’t keep a straight face.

R7 She just did.

She cut her hair for her role in The L Word (she's the only normal character in that horrid show btw)

Comment on Instagram at r108, "White privilege at its finest."

Ugh. 😒

I bet she eats in bed and lights her farts for comedic effect.

I specifically made my comment, "hot," because I'm tired of lesbians being made fun on here. I know we make edgy jokes, we're not PC but lesbians seem to unleash a certain vitriol from certain DL posters that we don't even apply to straight men. Lesbian women are our allies.

Yes and Rosie has good politics.

Does Rosie still have her big pile in Miami?

wasn't that for sale last year?

The new gf looks like a fun dyke

The Rosie threads are always comedy gold. I can't recall the specifics, but there was a story following the break up with some former girlfriend/wife in which the wife's family was hiding in the bathroom to get away from the bickering couple and at one point, Rosie barked at them about making her a sandwich with mustard. I'm sure I've messed up the details, but it was laugh out loud funny

Oh wow- that picture is something. Crossword clue: long wall or embankment built to prevent flooding from the sea

hahahahahahahaa ^^^

the wildest one was definitely the woman with 6 special needs children who Rosie moved to Nyack, NY. That took the cake. Shocking it didn't work out.

And now this pierced up tatted purple hair gal she met on tik tok.... lord have mercy.

With her rage-a-holic temperament, she's probably not attracting the most Stable Mable's out there

She should focus on raising her minor child(ren), not rotating girlfriends in and out of her home. Just my opinion.

I do think she’s a very good mother, but stuff like this good for kids.

Isn’t good for

Rosie turning into Truman Capote in that full length photograph.

R115 Totally agree... But "pointless bitchery" tho(ugh). It's a site for sore eyes/thighs/guys!

Rosie has more girlfriends than a gay man has boyfriends. Hasn't she ever heard of a U-haul?

Does the new girl know how to make Rosie a roast beef sandwich when she is locked in the bathroom? One of my favorite DL threads iwas when Rosie and her wife had an absolute meltdown on Thanksgiving with thrown roast beef sandwiches and mustard being hurled at the wall.

The lezzers just love roast beef

Rosie looks like she’s wearing Rudy Giuliani’s dentures!

She needs them for munching through all those beef flaps.

r130 that made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

Her smile always tells me "I'm going to permit a smile here, but I'm still mad at you".

She always reminds me of the woman Nicolas Cage punches in The Wicker Man.

DaTs da suck job!

I wish Rosie and Jody would revive their roles from RTBWMS and Nell and do a show together.

I just can't get enough of that old roast beef sandwich! Nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom.

Rosie has a beautiful smile

Who would've guessed that Rosie & Dump do share something: a fondness for sandwich throwing temper tantrums. They really are soulmates...

(Link to the crazy Rosie Thanksgiving/Roast Beef thread)

“In a bizarre ending, Rosie acted as if nothing had happened,” explained one insider.

“She just mentioned that the whole group would be going on a boating expedition the next day, and instructed someone to make sandwiches for the trip. “Rosie said, ‘Make mine roast beef, but hold the mustard!’ That’s the last thing Michelle’s family heard from her.”

Well, Michelle ending up killing herself, so she didn't seem too stable herself.

She's got more rings than Tom Brady.

R128, Rosie doesn't need Uhaul. She just buys another house.

Cane (face) and Mabel.

The roast beef mustard story is the best one, but I’m also fond of when, in the same weekend, Rosie had frozen shoulder and head lice.

Marlene would understand Rosie

How does an adult on a developed country get live in the 21st century unless they are homeless?

Unrelated to this but Rosie's in the new American Gigolo series that airs in September, and it looks pretty good! Jon Bernthal has big dick energy for days...

I was a Ro fan

I am a Ro fan

I will always be. a Ro fan.

Thanks you guys!

R150, Me 2 yo. She was the realest Chica ever on the view. I like Whoopi but I miss Rosie's rawness. Even when she was wrong you had to respect her point of view.

I hope they ride the bus together into a Malibu sunset.

Rosie looks like she pulled the wrong set of teeth from the glass of water on the bedside table.

She was always complaining about the guy that did her teeth. I don't blame her.

Wosie's in wuv again, vot am I to do... can't help it

at R153, she is again saying "I'm still mad at you".

Remember when she screamed at some frau that liars get cancer?

Iconic.

I will always love Rosie.

R83 Lauren Hutton isn't a lesbian. Plus, she's still alive.

I miss that Big Comedy show that she was involved with. The Elaine Stritch Walmart greeter was killer.

Rosie does look like a trucker who just now found out her dentures don’t fit.

But honestly that’s the least of her problems.

I recall singing with the gay men's chorus at SF City Hall during her wedding.

We chose "Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married", which was what we typically sang when asked to do a song at any of the many weddings during the Newsom Wedding Push of 2014.

We started singing that song to Rosie and Kelly. Kelly smiled delightedly at us, and Rosie rolled her eyes and yelled at us 'WE ALREADY DID GET MARRIED!!'

We finished the song, and then we shut the hell up while waiting for her to finish her tirade over the microphone about George W. Bush (so romantic). I agree with her politics, but she's just a fucking cunt.

I recall noting how Rosie kept herself the center of attention

Why not? She's the star, with money.

Rosie looks surprisingly happy, almost like I don't give a shit anymore what I look like. She said she moved to LA because the weather and sunshine was better for her depression than NY but whatever the case, I hope she discontinues her girlfriend of the month track record.

She said the same thing about FL, of course she can't really work from there. Not like she needs the 💰

Remember when Rosie used to pretend she had a crush on Tom Cruise so she’d appear straight on her show?

I remember reading about her ex Michelle Rounds who committed suicide. Dayum, Rosie can pick em.

Lauren Hutton likes the ladies and I'm the dame that can prove it.

Rosie had a crush on Tom, doesn't mean she was attempting to be straight. I have one on Cher.

Rosie was at her best during the 2006-2007 View years. Watching her spar with one time crush EH brought good television, and she was right about everything.

The final fight was raw and upsetting to watch

She was hilarious on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Please close this thread because it’s very UGLY.

I don't get the Rosie hate. She gives millions to charity. Much of it under the radar (I know someone who worked for her and can attest to this) and Rosie is the first person to admit she has flaws. She is kind to her fans. As celebrities go she is far from the worst. And she hasn't kept herself a fame whore like a lot of celebrities who are no longer as popular as they once were.

I was there as well, R163. It was in City Hall and many fans were watching. Still remember that blue jacket.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: INSIDE ROSIE O’DONNELL HOUSE OF HORRORS

She’s ducking hilarious. I’m sure she’s a nice person but her antics are funny.

I recall Rosie at the open fridge door shooting Cheese Whiz out of the can into her mouth in one of her vid clips. Hilarious. No fucks to give.

Rosie do like that young pussy on the hoof …

Are Rosie and Ellen friends?

[quote] Are Rosie and Ellen friends?

Probably not now but they had been

Jan 13, 2012 - Rosie O'Donnell Recalls Hollywood's "Secret Lesbian Parties" Of The 90s. Ellen Degeneres, Sara Gilbert, Melissa Etheridge, K.D. Lang, and Rosie O'Donnell

Somewhere along the line I saw Rosie talking about those house parties. She mentioned she objected to Sara Gilbert 's presence since she was underage. What were they doing they couldn't do in front of a teen?

Gross AF....all those muff divers in one room. And not a femme amongst them.

Jesus Christ Rosie looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[quote]What were they doing they couldn't do in front of a teen?

Munching carpet.

Rosie said Ellen has social issues or something, that she was always akward

[quote]What were they doing they couldn't do in front of a teen?

Drinking Bud Light.

Rosie just posted an Instagram video where it appeared she had not one but TWO herpes sores on her lips so it seems things are going well with the new GF

Perhaps monkey pox?

Am I the only one here who can only read this subject line as sung by Marlene Dietrich?

No R190, at least two or three others have also reference Dietrich in this thread.

I'm still mad at Marlene too.

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I love Rosie. But her unstable dating history and swirl of children makes me uneasy.

Maybe the R tattoo stands for rickets, as in dating Rosie gave her some.

R191 And by "at least two or three others" you meant one single other poster before me, who didn't mention "Dietrich," which I actually searched for. Sheesh back atcha.

This will end in tears.

The little "R" at least looks relatively easy to remove. Not to be a Debbie Downer, but just in the off chance that by Thanksgiving Rosie's throwing mustard again...

I will say she really adores that adopted autistic daughter and seems to take great care of her.

The tattoos are tragic.

Who knew Rosie wanted to go down on Grimace.

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From Kellie to this?

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that over the top, demonstrative declarations of love at the beginning of a relationship, ultimately become scorched-earth policies and hatchet jobs at the end of that relationship.

She really is a dyke Ms. Pac-Man, isn't she? Gobbling up pussy as fast as she can.

Just like straight men do R205 - when they have the resources.

New chick looks BPD galore.

She always looks like she's in 'Riding the Bus With My Sister' character.

Yeah there was minimal acting in that role r207

Any updates on her new love?

She probably took a page from Ellen and Tig Notaro's books about dating and marrying much younger women.

Plenty of rich older straight men who want a hot, young wife, not one who looks like she has one foot in the grave. Not surprising that many lesbians and gay men want the same thing.

I like the way Rosie looks in this clip. The hair, make up, glasses look great! Starts around 0:45

True, R212, though she has the typical blindingly white teeth that many Hollywood actors have.

The women of American won't make a political move until they hear from Rosie, Steve Schmidt, and Eugene Robinson.

The Herpes sore on Rosie's upper lip is a nice touch.

Meghan McCain recently called Steve Schmidt a piece of shit.

Does Rosie eat pussy as fervently as she would a box of Yodels?

What happened to the Boston cop girlfriend?

R216- That only makes me like him.

I hope she write more poetry

So who gave Rosie the Herpes?

1) The Boston cop

2) Kellie from years ago

3) Tatum O?

4) EH I’m a drunken night they both wish to forget

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Shocking!!!

Aww, that truly leaves me sad. Aimee reminded me of the Star Trek alien Neelix; her unfortunate tats, bed sores.

The thought of those two humping. Just no.

True R211, however only men get called out on it, women get a pass.

Does Aimee regret the ‘R’ tattoo?

Rosie appears genuine and affable, although she's probably next to impossible to live with. She really needs a complete makeover starting with the severe hairstyle she is sporting these days. Plus a little makeup wouldn't hurt.

Elderdyke Rosie sets eye on Babydyke.

End of Date no.1, they agree to move in together (to Rosie's property).

End of Week 1 living together- lesbian death bed sets in.

Beginning of Week 2 living together, both partners separately contact their previous exes.

End of Week 2 living together, ex partners become involved and all dykes involved go on vacation together.

Week 3 Rosie trips over her cane and bangs head on U-haul. For added drama, she blames Babydyke for 'causing it'.

Week 4 to Week 18 Rosie tries to extricate Babydyke from her property and life.

Week 19, Elderdyke Rosie sets eye on replacement Babydyke.

Rinse and repeat ad infinitum.

Rosie having an orgasm

Rosie loves loves loves loves eating snatch! Yum yum yum.

She be like this R231