I Just Dipped My Balls In Cornstarch- Jealous Bitches ?!😉

And makes a delightful gravy with your ball sweat!

Well, I just dipped my balls in cornmeal, so no, I'm not jealous.

R2, Y'all are gonna be pursued by a pack of neighborhood dogs, eager to sniff this new and fascinating scent. Don't say I didn't tell ya.

Bisquick!

Your pants are on fire!

I like this early version of Argo cornstarch.

You should mix the cornstarch with a little baking soda.

Deodorize and also I believe lessen the desire for some yeasts, bacterias etc to eat up the corn starch and start multiplying, causing you problems down the road.

Isn’t baby powder made with cornstarch instead of talc these days?

Talc is carcinogenic so you don’t want it anywhere near your balls. Cornstarch should be fine unless you’re worried about it being GMO.

Talc doesn't absorb through your ball sac. It's a danger for ladies' cooters.

Nice to know that you are keeping comfortable as you minimize your risk for developing ovarian cancer, OP.

R9 talc has been linked to prostate and colon cancer from being used to powder male babies' behinds.

Of course this is a "y'all" thread.

But, but...

Guys don't have to worry about talcum powder.

As a former Howard Johnson's employee, I can tell you the secret to their Crispy Fried Clams. The coating wasn't flour, it was corn starch.

I 'm rubbing and scratching my balls again. I guess I have to once again dip them in Corn Starch.

Taint slurry.

You type fat, OP.

.........

This is HOT.

r15 so, how often did you teabag the clams?

Try ground almond next time—it’s absorbent and it adds a subtle sweet flavor.

i exfoliate mine with a foot mask.

Make sure to store cornstarch carefully (sealed). I make homemade deodorant with cornstarch, baking soda, coconut oil, and tea trea oil - not because I’m a fucking hippie, but because it actually fucking works better than antiperspirant, as it creates a less-than-ideal environment for bacteria to thrive (nothing else worked for me because I get anxiety sweat), but last time I made it, fucking SILVERFISH had got into the opened box of cornstarch and I didn’t realise before I poured it in (they love starch). Having to pick them out of the concoction was so fucking gross (and, yes, I’m too poor to waste coconut oil for something that’s going on my armpits!)

(I have a silverfish problem because I’m a librarian who used bring home discarded books that were, apparently, infested with them [they love the glue, etc. in old books].) 😔

you're that tn guy from qwhip?

Are you really chubby, OP? Is that why you have perspiration issues in the groinal area?

R26- If you mean CHUB RUB- No, I don't have that because I'm NOT a fat whore.

I just dipped my dick in Crisco.

Well, fuck. I thought talc was safe for men, but NO. Yet you can get a hell of a yeast infection if you use cornstarch. Paging lesbians. Arrowroot? Clay? What?

Many colognes have powder versions, usually sold in gift sets. I have one by Avon called Black Suede (discontinued) that I sprinkle on my smelly spots.

If you eat copious amounts of feces nobody will notice that your underarms smell like rancid pussy.

Arrowroot is still a starch, unfortunately, R29, that can act as a growing medium for gross bacteria. As a born female person, I can say (I think?) that most women don’t suffer from this exact malady, unless they have supremely chubby thighs and pudenda and don’t wash themselves. Men aren’t so lucky, unfortunately, having their genitalia on the outside, vulnerable to heat, sweat, and chafing. The guy who recently posted on another thread about Gold Bond powder might have been onto something?

Note: my dad (a total oversharer (like father, like daughter, I guess..?😬) used to have ball problems, apparently. It was so wonderful hearing the details! 🤦🏻 He had to travel to Samoa for work (oceanography), and afterwards ended up wearing a lavalava around town for ages. Apparently the air flow and lack of underwear did wonders!

Stanhexadine is an anti-microbial cleanser you can get behind the counter at pharmacies. it’s what they make you wash with before surgery… but yeah - a good powder (like Gold Bond?) would help too, when it’s hot, I reckon!

@r30, "I have one by Avon called Black Suede (discontinued) that I sprinkle on my smelly spots. "

"Here, try this, it's good for sweaty balls AND swamp ass"

Is this NORTH going SOUTH?

Simplest solution: antiperspirant. Just apply a glide-on form to the area that tends to get sweaty/swampy.

One of my sisters tipped me off to this, as she tends to get underboob heat rash outbreaks. We found it worked better on our elderly mom than did her prescription cream and powders.

Let us know when you start to grow muffins.

Is there some sort of shortage for body powder right now?

I can't find any of the non-talc Gold Bond powders, except the medicated ones. None of the corn starch-based ones like Gold Bond Ultimate Body Powder, Men's Essentials Refresh 360° or Gold Bond Comfort.

When you try to buy online, they're all priced like discontinued items - like $30 bucks for stuff that is normally only $7.99.

Weird.