Did Andy Cohen fuck John Mayer?

According to this pic, it was the other way round.

hawt

Mayer's sizemeat, like Streisand's voice, is used only for money-making purposes.

[quote]“Andy’s got a generous 3.”

Well there goes breakfast.

Shawn Mendes just had another anxiety attack 🥴

Andy is a bottom with a 3 inch dick.

“To you,” Mayer said with a gay face.

Wasn't John rumored to be into scat? Maybe the "generous 3" was in reference to Andy's turd.

Is Andy the new “sexual napalm”?

I don't get it. What's a "generous 3?"

Andy’s 3 feet tall

R10 saying someone has a small dick. Like “I’ll be generous and say he has 3 inches”

Please. If John Mayer was going to choose between Shawn Mendes and Andy Cohen, I don't think he'd be choosing Andy.

What bullshit. Two unrepentant, heat seeking fame whores alluding to some faux "encounter" between the two of them.

[quote]I don't get it. What's a "generous 3?"

I thought it meant that 3 gets around - as in he's generous with it.

didn't know Cohen is a midget with a giant head!

OP this is the second post you've tried on this. We don't need multiple posts on 67-year old Andy Cohen wanting to molest a much younger and hotter man.

They've been close for many years and Cohen makes frequent references and posts frequent photos of and with Mayer, just like he does with Anderson Cooper. Since Mayer and Cooper both seem to get off on it, I assume that Cohen does it more to attract others by presenting himself as hot/rich by association. I think if either Cooper or Mayer actually were fucking Cohen, they would freak out by his publicizing it. So my assumption is that it's all talk and all the narcissists get off on the attention, and Cohen does it to lure in famewhores.

OP read what R17 said.

They didn't fuck. Give up already. No one willingly has sex with Andy Cohen. Did you know that sometimes people just joke around about stuff?

Careful what you say, ladies. Andy is watching from on high.

Saying it's 3 inches is being generous.

How could you even be generous with a 3 inch dick? I still don't get the phrase.

A few days ago on his Instagram Andy posted a picture of John Mayer and said he wanted to "smash" him. More than a few of his followers were like "Delete this".

So obviously Andy, and fellow famewhore Mayer are looking for a Page Six mention, at least.

Now do I think they had sex? Sure, I can see Andy scoring Mayer some top-tier drugs and Mayer letting him blow him in exchange. I also can imagine Cohen and Cooper recommending a whore or two to each other, especially now that they have children. The one relationship I don't get is Andy's with elderly-widower Liam Neeson.

I should know better than to look at DL in public but I keep thinking it will be okay and decided I'd scroll through while waiting on someone. But when I saw OP's photo of John Mayer holding what appears to be an Andy Cohen doll, I burst out laughing and could not stop. WTF? Is that a bad angle or is he really My Buddy size?

I didn’t know Andy was so small! Some things are obvious like his massive head and wonky eyes but him being fun-sized is shocking…almost as shocking as him implying he topped John Mayer but close.

Andy's about 5'7" AND MAYER 6'2"

[quote]How could you even be generous with a 3 inch dick? I still don't get the phrase.

I'm saying your dick is three inches, and that's being generous.

John Mayer lives in NYC? i thought LA?

Their relationship is bizarre and obnoxious.

I never realized what a SHRIMP Andy Cohen is.

Wasn’t John Mayer gay baiting with Perez Hilton at some point?

Or maybe he’s bi?

John Mayer strikes me as the type who wouldn't have a problem with being sucked off when he's high or drunk.

Who wouldn't, R32?

R31, R32: ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **10** Speaking of dating apps, this A/A- list singer goes on Grindr from time to time just for the attention. He has never come out as gay and doesn't appear to have hooked up with anyone from the app, but loves reading messages to himself. John Mayer (10 Celebs Who Have Been Spotted on the Raya Dating App) (John Mayer Rates Andy Cohen a ‘Generous 3’ on ‘WWHL’ – ‘You Didn’t Have a Problem With It,’ Andy Fuels Dating Rumors)

I think Andy said he's a top, but I would more believe that he's a bossy bottom. Just like his friend Anderson.

R31 I thought he was officially bi.

He seems bi and he and Cohen seem strange together in some ways but both have a creepy rapey fratboy vibe, and that actually seems to be the publicized vibe of their relationship.

To me their public friendship is more beneficial to Andy than it is to John.

Andy has more of these public celeb friendships than any other celeb that I can think of. Usually, celebs focus on 1 main public friendship that boosts the image of both of him. Like Affleck and Damon.

But Andy has John Mayer, Anderson Cooper, SJP, Kelly Ripa and Jimmy Fallon. He just keeps adding celebs to the list. I thought the Mayer friendship came out of nowhere at first. But I guess it was always there behind the scenes and many celebs don't advertise all the people with whom they are actually friends with because they want to maintain a certain image.

The reason Andy has so many public friendships is because while many of Andy's pals are A-listers, he is not and never will be.

*both of them

Andy Cohen is the epitome of 'repulsive.'

Weren't there rumors that John likes getting bjs from guys. And not just when he's drunk.

R38 It's called a starfucker. He's hardly the first.

And you forgot Daniel Craig and Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson.

R41 Are you able to read previous posts in this thread?

R42, you're right. I forgot about them.

Mayer is such a creep, who cares?

Cohen is the worst.

Such a lame friend pairing.

R42, except the difference is he is actually friends with all those celebs and they don't try to disassociate with him even though he isn't on the A-List like them.

Yes, Andy is a bottom feeder too.

Andy looks like he's 4'9".

Andy’s body is a ….wonderland?

R45 is a jealous, angry Shawn Mendes.

What do they call Andy Cohen when he's on the dancefloor?

Tiny Dancer.

No, R53, they call him "that greasy little dancing meatball."

John Mayer is a has-been. Of course he loves using Andy to get him on his show and some buzz in the Bravo world.

If you cross your eyes it looks bigger!

yes, I cannot believe Andy went on vacation with Daniel Craig!!! who else went on that trip?

What do Andy Cohen's toddlers call him?

Shorty.

Andy Cohen is the messy drunk type who attempts to give a blowjob but just slobbers on a cock briefly before passing out. I doubt he has been fucked in years. He’s too “busy” (lazy) to prepare so he sits out the fucking part of sex.

Did he mean "3 holes/no waiting"?

I prefer reptilian, R40

Mayer is uncut. Does Jewish Andy prefer non-Kosher meat?

[quote]If you cross your eyes it looks bigger!

And take all these cool party drugs...you'll never notice how small it is...or you'll be too polite to say...

WEHT John Mayer's career? The downturn seemed so sudden. Is it because he's unlikable or people finally realized how awful his music is?

I want to be dp'd by them both.

R65 = Andy Cohen

Fantasizing and speed dialing escorts...

God Mayer will stick his dick in anything.

Vile and Viler

If you fuck Shawn Mendes why would you also fuck white gorilla face Cokehen?

R26 Andy is not 5 feet 7 you gave him 4 extra inches.

And yes, he does have a 3 inch dick.

Andy’s a top, John might like ass play

Andy is not a top.

Andy is a strict top

R69 He also fucks female pop stars.

Maybe he just likes variety—20 year-old girls, twinks, jocks, shrunken old cross-eyed drug addicts who impersonate Paul Lynde, etc.

R73 Yes Cokehen is a spaghetti strap top.

That Mayer is one tall drink of water.

Andy has 3"?

Andy is Jewish and short and stocky and in my experience, all of these portend some major girthiness.

He's also an old cokehead so he probably can't get it up and/or does 'chemsex' and associates sex with lying around in a chemically induced stupor. A decade ago when I watched his show, he talked all the time about "pass-around party bottoms." (I was mortified he giggled about that on a mainstream talk show.) He's probably 'a top' in a performative way, sticking his dick in a methed-up twink being passed around among his rich friends and pumping a couple of times to show off before collapsing back into a chair and taking another hit of whatever he's snorting or smoking.

[quote]If you fuck Shawn Mendes why would you also fuck white gorilla face Cokehen?

Shawn Mendes was probably too much crazy to deal with… crying all the time, anxiety attacks daily.

If Shawn is closeted, I can see John Mayer preying on that. Both Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift claim he preyed on them when they were young. I can imagine him courting Shawn..."hey, man, it's cool. It doesn't mesn you're gay. And even if you were, it's no one's business, man, no one has to know. I've been with a lot of guys and I'm a womanizer, you know? You just need to get it out of your system with someone you trust, someone who has experience..."

Jessica Simpson is clearly insane if she says John Mayer preyed on her because she was young.

Imagine a divorcée that has built an image on her blond hair and big titties claiming sexual naivete after jumping from dick to dick after leaving her husband.

I do wonder if Papa Joe also sampled Mayer.

Taylor…she’s dated too many closeted men for anyone to even listen to her bullshit.

John Mayer is hot and definitely talented but he's narcissistic and probably has sociopathic tendencies. He's a total starfucker who surrounds himself with other famous people ultimately to use them for his gain. He and Cohen have more in common than not.

So many images I prefer not to pursue in my mind. But does John Mayer always dress like a Sansabelt Barnaby Jones? And that hair. Revolting. Not that the munchkin is remotely any price.

John Mayer likes slutty bimbos and vapid dumb queens who worship his cock and are easy to manipulate. He'll never be with an equal. Intelligent people stay clear of bi scum like him.

John Mayer doesn't have gay energy at all. He has the unselfconscious confidence typical of straight men, regardless of what they look like.

But he has big bi/pansexual energy. He just seems like the type to lie around and strum a guitar, make out, take drugs, have a drink, wake up, roll over, drain his dick with whatever is nearby that he can stick it into, sip on a beer and watch cartoons and doze off.

Years ago, Kathy Griffin tweeted alleged info that Andy is a short dick man.

R81 Swift was 19 and Mayer was in his 30s. If it was all fake or for publicity then Mayer would have said so, because he came off like a scumbag.

"By the way, Andy is a short guy, not just in height."

That's the alleging statement from Kathy's info in r86.

Swift is a creepy narcissist herself who never takes accountability. She dislikes anyone who puts her in her place.

R86 That must have been the deal breaker with Anderson. He's well known for his love of swarthy men who carry beer cans under their belts.

[quote]Did Andy Cohen fuck John Mayer?

Did he fuck him?

Andy really doesn't know because he blacks out a lot...

r64 John tours with the Grateful Dead the past few summers.

John made out with Perez Hilton. Andy obviously got John drunk and kissed him with his drooly mouth.

I'm sure John is doing fine. He collects expensive watches. He can't be that poor.

I don't think he is touring with Dead & Co. for free.

R65 Love-Hewitt speaks

Mayer never got cancelled. He was lucky all the shit stuff he said or did was reported before social media took off. David Duke dick? Sexual napalm?

Taylor Swift did guest-vocals on one of his songs, so she couldn't have been too "victimized".

R97, it's all BS. They make up these dramas to keep their name in the media and to make themselves seem more interesting.

John was linked with a lot of women but who knows if he ever had an actual girlfriend.

If not for Andy Cohen and Shawn Mendes, I would’ve completely forgotten John Mayer existed. And that’s exactly why he’s using these men.

R96, maybe it’s time to re-cancel him.

Works for me.

John Mayer dated Jennifer Aniston too

[quote]John Mayer dated Jennifer Aniston too

Yes, and they apparently have nothing but good things to say about each other.

He said "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I've ever met" and that "she's one of the most lovely people I've ever met in my life."

r38 I say it's mutually beneficial since JOhn Mayer hasn't been relevant since his days of fucking Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Anniston. No one is really checking for Mayer these days and his heartthob with a guitar era is long gone. He can still book lucrative enough mediam sized tours, but he can't really generate press like he used to.

I love the DL posters on here that pretend that Andy Cohen isn't a star in his own right. He leads one of the most recognizable reality TV franchises in America. He's been on TV for decades now. Everyone in America may not know his name but enough know of him to make him famous enough. I doubt a celeb would look down on Andy's presence at their event as they would someone like Perez Hilton at the height of his fleeting fame. Andy is like any other evening talkshow host at this point. Famous enough to comfrtiably run shoulders with high rankig celebs but still famous in a differet (sort of lesser) way.

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R104, he is a celebrity but he is not an A-List star and never will be. That's not a knock. Most Hollywood celebrities are not A-Listers. Most are working actors/celebrities.

Andy has only been on TV since 2009. That's 13 years. Not "decades".

And I do recall stories of celebrities looking down on him. He had trouble getting high visibility celebrity guests for many years. Eventually, I assume he got assistance from his A-List friends and that's why he started booking actual celebrities.

I also remember he wanted to go to the Oscars one year but couldn't get an invite despite being friendly with Bruce Bozzi's hubby, Bryan Lourd.

Anna Wintour also banned Andy from the Met Gala for a year or two due to her being mad at him for blabbing that her pal James Corden had been drunk at the event.

Andy also was not considered to be at the level of Ryan Seacrest and thus couldn't get the co-hosting position with Kelly Ripa.

He also had trouble at Bravo. He was stripped of his BravoAndy Twitter handle as people there were annoyed he was taking credit for creating the Housewives series. From what other posters have said, he was almost fired.

That said he has had a decent career. But he gets attention that is way out of proportion with his actual celebrity status because he is in so tight with numerous A-Listers.

Andy Cohen is a shrill minstrel who does zilch for the gay community.