General Jim Mattis marries at 71

SHE'S BEARDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since he can no longer get it up for anyone, he might as well consider the legacy...

R2 He was reputed to be a bossy bottom so would that be an issue? Here's Harward, the man Mattis calls his "alter ego".

He's hawt!

So, this is confirmation that he's going to throw his hat in the ring for 2024.

R5 Hmmm, another possibility besides the 'cleaning up his legacy' theory. Interesting.

I just lost what little respect I had for him.

Nothing like a sudden marriage to squelch gay rumors!!

I never had respect for him, so...

The new bride is not a "physicist" - she majored in physics in college but is now an "entrepreneur". Making big bucks with the govt. I smell another Elizabeth Holmes. Mattis fell for the Theranos 'entrepreneur' Elizabeth Holmes; sat on her board. Maybe that's his type:

[quote]She was a onetime project manager at Boeing and co-founded Isotron in 2001, working with government agencies on environmental remediation tech.

[quote]In 2007, she founded Modumetal, a Seattle startup that developed an innovative metal manufacturing process as a way to offer better performance at a cheaper price than conventional steel. As CEO she helped form key early partnerships with corporate partners such as Chevron and BP.

[quote]Lomasney left Modumetal in August 2020 after she was terminated as CEO by the company’s board following a 13-year run.

I only respected him for maybe banging dudes. And for not getting married...

I hope she cons him out of a fortune and then dumps him for a younger, straight guy.

He’s probably hung like an elephant.

"If the Marines wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one!"

Isn’t he a bit old for her?

This chick couldn’t find a guy closer to her age, and had to marry Grandpa Mattis?

No offense, but who wants to sleep in the same bed with some guy who’s old enough to be their grandfather?

R5 You might be interested...

[quote]I hope she cons him out of a fortune and then dumps him for a younger, straight guy.

He's worth a fortune with all his govt deals and board positions. This is sad but I hope it doesn't happen. She's playing him and he needs her to validate his past as a pussy hound which was a big lie. I just hope he doesn't lose everything.

[quote] He’s probably hung like an elephant.

So is "she."

R10, my thought, too. It’s gonna be good.

What about Bob? I thought he also married. 🤔

He was married to the Corps!

She'll get a nice chunk of his nice pension when he kicks the bucket. Smart girl.

[quote]He’s probably hung like an elephant.

R13 There was a thread about him a couple years ago but I can't find it now. One of the posts was that he has a 'donkey dong.' Others claimed they'd seen him sans pants when partying in his younger USMC days, showing off his 'manhood.' It's interesting that in all these years, and all the claims of him being a pussy hound, no woman ever vouched for it.

[quote] , and all the claims of him being a pussy hound, no woman ever vouched for it.

Gee I wonder why? Maybe he doesn't hang with women who would even think of discussing their sex lives with him. SMDH.

You really do live in your mom's basement, don't you?

The hot Admiral banging the doughy, saggy General doesn't seem very likely.

R10 Harward was married years ago. It didn't last but he has an adult daughter who is married to Navy Seal. Don't know when the marriage ended and there's nothing about it on his Wiki page. He and Mattis hooked up sometime before 2011 when they were both living together at CentCom. Mattis was the Commander and Harward the Deputy Commander but he always referred to him as his "co-commander." Mattis moved him out the Bachelor Quarters and into his house.

R25 Mattis is still fit and trim, carries himself like a true Marine. Maybe now was the time for him to make the switch - while he still had something to offer.

So was that Harward he was doing laundry for in that one article, folding his underwear?

Mattis would rip your ass to shreds, call it everything but "pussy", and you'd let him.

She's set for life with his pension once he passes.

So she's a dogwalker who went to college?

R28 Yep, Bob Woodward reported the underwear incident. Mattis - as commander - had all of Harward's luggage moved from the Bachelor Quarters to his house on the base. When Harward learned of this, he went to Mattis's house and found him folding his (Harward's) underwear. Mattis explained that as long as he was doing his own laundry, he thought he might as well do Bob's, too! None of this was ever disputed. I think the book was Fear.

He could handle my drawers any day!

If he were gay he'd have done something about those bags under his eyes. They strike terror in me just looking at them (because I'm headed that way myself).

Bob is a f***ing hot, lickable dad. Wow!

Agreed!

Could someone share the gay rumors? I've never heard any.

I wish he would have married Dr. Rachel Levine.

R37 Please read through the posts. Also, here's a link to a previous thread. He appears to be a great guy, just very closeted in his mid-years and then supposedly turned celibate.

She is 60 years old- only 11 years younger.

2 oldsters marrying.

They had a ceremony in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator...

Do you think Donald sent a gift? Maybe something small and tasteful to say 'no hard feelings.'

She will be taking full advantage of his military connections and his General Dynamics board position to push ONE of her products--- a lightweight "steel substitute" for aircraft. Same story as Elizabeth Holmes using him to further her phony blood testing with the military.

Will Miss Lindz be next?

Mattis being gay for pay is one of the worst kept secrets in US military.

I don't care what his tendencies are, but he's lost respect & his reputation by not coming clean about what he knows about Trump and not speaking more forcefully about the rule of law when he has the forum to do

I bet Bob fucks hard. Real hard. He's a rock hard fucker! 😍

Mattis rewarded his FBs with good conduct reviews when he was an up-and-comer. When he made general, he was able to grease the way to a promotion. Bob Harward jumped from a one star admiral to a three star admiral due to Mattis.

Wait, he was/is an uber brave Marine & at age 71 has to beard?? WTF to infinity. So, he wants to be a full time politician, instead of just a rich, mover behind the scenes, so he has to a pretend hetero. What a pathetic jerk. I could almost feel sorry for him, Almost.. Of a different era, a Marine, all No-no for out & proud. But, hell, its 2022, not 1952. Grow a set Mattie.. Better to be a,"confirmed bachelor, than this bearding shit. Brave? What a black eye for the Marines.

Bob looks like he'd give you a huge cum drop! I wonder who he's fuckin'.

[quote]General Jim Mattis marries at 71

Maybe she was with child.

^ Well, it would have to be much like your quote is based on. If she's with Mattie, it must be yet another Virgin birth.

She resembles Big Mommy from The Golden Girls.

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[quote]Orally servicing well-built, muscular guys with thick bananas was considered a sign of bravery if you were a solider in ancient Rome.

And the bigger the man’s sausage, the manlier you were viewed.

That’s because, during the time of the ancient Roman Army, which historians say started around 753 BC, homosexuality did not carry the same stigmas it does today.

Instead, sexual relations between males was considered a bonding experience. The greater the bond, the stronger the cohesion was in the unit.

^Oops. Wrong thread.

Just saw him give opening speech for the Navajo Codetalkers Museum in New Mexico (8/14). He did it via Skype and looked / sounded weak. Either he's not feeling well or overdoing his marital obligations.

I lived in DC for years and it’s an open secret

r54/r55 This is all false. The Romans did not allow military personnel to hook up with one another. Passive homosexuality was considered dangerous as it feminized men and robbed them of the masculine virtues that Rome needed its citizens to possess. So even among citizen civilians, passive homosexuality was looked down upon. The ideal is that a man exercise his homosexual desires on slaves, prostitutes or actors. Fucking foreigners was OK, too. But not soldiers. The Greek cities of Thebas and Ellis, and the samurai of Japan, were the ones who seemed to have no problem mixing all forms of homosexuality with military life. In any case, let us please not turn this thread away from the subject of Mattis's life.

R58, don't get forget Sparta.

R59 Thanks for the correction.

R58 During battle, any Spartan soldier whose gay lover was killed would be removed from the fight. The thinking was that he would be a liability since he had nothing to live or fight for any longer.

Mattis isn't gay..but his boyfriend is.

[quote]In any case, let us please not turn this thread away from the subject of Mattis's life.

R58 There was a DL thread about Mattis when he was DOD Secretary (2016-17) and someone posted that he knew Mattis was celibate for the last 30 years.

Someone please post a photo or two of a young Mattis. Was he hot?

Don't know if this link will work; I'll look for another.

This guy is so private it's almost impossible to find a picture of him that's not an 'official' USMC or DOD picture.

What about some candid, peeping-Tom style snaps of the boyfriend, Harwood, in bedroom or bathroom? Too much to ask?

Youngest pic I can find is from high school - 1968

Mattis spent his leaves visiting his mother when he was in the Marine Corps. He lived with her in Richland, WA after retiring from the Corps. Lucille lived into her late 90s. When he called her from DC after being offered the DOD Secty job from Trump, she tried to discourage him because she despised Trump. He insisted he couldn't refuse a request from the POTUS.

He should have listened to mama.

R68, Mother always knows best!

Because just like Clay Aiken , Mattis loves pussy!

R63 For you,,,

Not exactly a looker, at ANY point. Still, I like all the things he's had to say about our former Leader.

Saw him speaking at a dinner in Chicago a couple weeks ago. No wedding ring.

He looks like Merv Griffin in that high school graduation picture at R 71!

Bob Harward will be hosting Navy Seals tribute to Peyton Manning tomorrow night in Denver if anyone is interested in seeing if Big Bob kept up that beautiful body.

Navy Seals paying "tribute" to a professional football player. Uh,...WHY? Are they gonna be on the clock, getting paid by US taxpayers, while performing this "tribute"?

Sad.

Sweet Bob is probably hosting since he doesn't have much to do since leaving his UAE office in order to 'spend more time with family' two years ago AND Jim Mattis is married now so will need to spend more time with the beard.

When will Condi get married? Looking forward to that funny shit.

I eat old peoples excrement.

So where's the footage of hot Bob at the Navy Seals/Tom Brady event? Post it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The event was a tribute to Peyton Manning, not Tom Brady.

R82, so what? Just post it!

R83 I don't know if it was filmed. It was a fundraising dinner so unless someone attended and snapped a pic, you're out of luck. Or they might post something on their youtube site.

After being raised with two brothers and spending 40 years in the Marine Corps AND never living with a woman, I wonder if Mattis will remember to put down the toilet seat after taking a piss. The Mrs will appreciate it.

Civilian Mattis as a model...looks good in leather.

^The second photo shows an acceptable package.

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He looks like a slightly more butch version of John Mahoney in R86's photo.

Happy Birthday, General Jim! Hope all your wishes came true when you blew out those 72 candles...

[quote]No offense, but who wants to sleep in the same bed with some guy who’s old enough to be their grandfather?

R15 Anna Nicole Smith, Jerry Hall, anyone craving money or another step up the fame ladder?

^^ yeah, but those guys are heteros. This one is not.

[Quote]So, this is confirmation that he's going to throw his hat in the ring for 2024.

This.

What about her? What little info there is, she sounds rich with a background much like Elizabeth Holmes. If Mattis wanted to run for any office, she'd never pass scrutiny.

Happy Birthday, Jimmy, Turned 72 yesterday; hope you got all you wished for after blowing out those candles.

She is only 11 years younger than Mattis!!

She's never been married either. Come on now.

R96 It just keeps getting better and better!

He must still be in demand, flying around the world 'putting out fires' according to his PR people.

What about Bob?

Bob has thunder thighs 🦵🥵

“Tech veteran” is a stupid made-up title for someone who had a job in tech sector

Too bad he didn’t marry someone with medical/nursing background who could’ve told him Elizabeth Holmes’ Theranos was a scam.

His closet clinging is so unattractive. Don't think he (or anyone) should be outed.

Imagine the impact he could make for his fellow military (who he supposedly is so devoted to) if he cam out loud & proud!!

He ain't brave to me..at all..

Jim baby its 2022, not 1922, FFS!!

Saw him speaking at Bellevue University Monday night. He was always so dapper but he looked thin, tired, and - the biggest shock of all - he wore gray socks and scuffy shoes! This is unheard of for Gen Mattis! He was always a shiny shoes/black socks kind of guy.

[quote]Civilian Mattis as a model...looks good in leather.

R86 Yes, he does.

Perhaps they are good friends and marrying will make it easier for them to help and support each other in old age.

She's 60 and he's 72, and it's better to have a partner than not to have one at that stage of life.

That's a beautiful thought, R105. They met less than 2 years ago and are both very active in their professional lives. Mattis holds seminars at Stanford and travels the country as a motivational speaker averaging one speech a week. He's also been active as an advisor to Ukraine (thus his commitment to wearing a yellow tie in public appearances!). He is the youngest 72 y/o I've ever encountered. I don't know anything about her other than she's an entrepreneur running her own business with her father. With his schedule and a lifetime surrounded by men, the idea of his suddenly playing husband / needing care doesn't fit. But I get what you're saying.

Y'all are reading too much into it.

I just have decades of backed up jizz, and she has a cavernous vagina.

General, you unloaded my jizz hundreds of times.

I'd swallow him after seeing the photo at R3!

R107 If it's true that he was celibate for the last 30 years, YIKES! She is one lucky girl.

[quote]Bob has thunder thighs 🦵🥵

[quote]Enlisted Marine who has had Bob

We'd love to hear more! Please!

R111, DADT. Secrets are hot AF. 🥵🍆💦💦💦🌋

He needs to get those eye bags worked on by a good plastic surgeon (one who won't leave him looking like an elderly Korean lady).

R232/R33 Wonder if General Jim enjoys washing her underwear like he did Admiral Bob's?

Admiral Bob is back working with Abu Dhabi. Jim made a tourism promo for the UAE. They sure do love that area. It would have been impossible for them to settle there but they still have strong ties to the area.

Bob likes the young U.S. and British man whores who set up shop in the UAE.

[quote]who wants to sleep in the same bed with some guy who’s old enough to be their grandfather?

ME, when he's built like Mattis or Harward!

R44

[quote]Mattis being gay for pay is one of the worst kept secrets in US military.

'Gay for pay' may not be the correct term. It was more like 'gay for promotion' which in the military can be quite a pay bump so I get your meaning.

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He's 71. How old is she?

R120 She's 62 or 63.

Thank you r121

[quote]General Jim Mattis marries at 71

He marries for the first time. The PR quote "they met in a bar" appeals to hard-drinking Marines but the truth is it was a limp wine bar.

It's doubtful his 'quicky' marriage is due to political ambitions as much as combatting his gay legacy. He seems to be drawn to strong, entrepreneurial women (Elizabeth Holmes comes to mind). This one came out of nowhere and did a good job of meeting his purposes at this time of his life.

[QUOTE] He appears to be a great guy, just very closeted in his mid-years and then supposedly turned celibate.

Um excuse me any MAGAT is not a "great guy".

R125 Never saw him as a MAGAT, just one of those pitiful old guys who thought they could control Cheeto and failed. His time with Trump will be part of his legacy.

Does a person 'turn' celibate or become celibate involuntarily?

Newlyweds and Elvis

Yikes! I wonder if they actually live together. This is the first marriage for each - that's a long time to be on one's own and then suddenly start sharing the bathroom with someone.

She's the love of my life and I love to eat her pussy!!!!

Aw, Jim, you're not fooling anyone! We both know your heart (and dick) belong to me...

True total top.

He always surrounded himself with gay aides. I thought of him as someone who enjoys giving and receiving a good blow job.

Here he is at the November USMC 2022 birthday bash. I think she's wearing him down; he looks more tired than usual.

[QUOTE] He always surrounded himself with gay aides.

And you know this how, exactly?

Because I was one of them.

He was left at the altar when he was to be married for the first time. He was in his early thirties and was to marry Alice Clark; they had dated for years and scheduled to marry in Hawaii. She called off the wedding the day before it was scheduled -- guests had arrived, the caterers were setting up and she decided to walk away. Alice said she was afraid she would deprive him of the life he loved, the USMC. After that, he just stuck with men.

Is Miss Mattis running for Prez?

Many people thought that was the main reason for the marriage, to kill the gay rumors in prep for a run at the presidency. But now it appears voters are tired of old, white guys so his chances are slim.

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If there was ever a face that screamed "fisting bottom" is General Jimmy Sue. She better trim those nails and lube her arm on the double.

I believe it was the Vikings who were serviced by men, if they could not make them cum before sunrise they were killed.

R142 Sunrise? Make that 11:30pm. I've got Orange Theory in the morning.

R142 Who was killed? The guy who wouldn't cum or the one doing all the work?

From the photos, Alice certainly had strange tastes in men.

Alice is a man, baby!

Blushing bride has a mullet

The ruse was working until they hired Lizsha as their Wedding Singer.

Just saw him at a conference in India. Still not wearing a wedding ring...

I am confused is it the hot daddy jogger with the big dick or Mattis?

Rupert’s sloppy seconds

She must wish it was the hot daddy jogger with the big dick (his old fb, Harward). Maybe he and Mattis come as a set and she'll have access to Big Bob, too.

I'm assuming this is the jogger we're talking about - the beautiful Adm. Bob Harward

r153 yeah is he the one with the big dick or Mattis?

R154 Wish I knew. Harward looks like he has the dick but Mattis always had the power.

Does Mattis work for Biden's administration. He keeps showing up at official functions and hosting foreign dignitaries. Is he doing it as a board member of various munition companies or is he asked to participate by Biden. Biden couldn't stand him when they both served under Obama. What's the deal?