Shawn Mendes Timothee Chalamet and Ansel Elgort Who would be the most popular choice by gay men to have sex with?

No MEN on the list OP?

Shawn. Had difficulty finding a picture with all three together.

r1 Yes three of them!!

I’d fuck the non-white ones.

Ansel currently in the lead and Shawn and Timothee polling equally.

Definitely Ansel. He’s always horny and has a big fucking dick. I dream of him fucking me.

r6 Many seem to agreeing with you going by his strong vote lead! We know his dick is big?

I like feminine guys, so I rank them from (best to worst) Timothee, Shawn and Ansel.

r8 So shagging Timothee Chalamet senseless is something I imagine you have had fantasies and wanks about several times before today!!

I actually thought Shawn Mendes would lead the poll.

damn you guys have shit taste. Ansel Egort is fucking ugly

r10 Who did you pick out of the three?

Ansel still in the lead but Shawn has narrowed the gap significantly to less than 6%.

Shawn now still in the lead.

Just voted for Shawn.

If push came to shove, Shawn. I'd laugh if the universe chose Timothee for me because there is no way I'd fuck that rodent.

Any tops?...

Didn't think so ☹️

Ansel Elgort???? lmao

I'm a top, and I chose Ansel. Masc twinks just really do it for me.

I want Shawn before he met Camilla. Twunk Springsteen era

[quote]Any tops?...

Aren't straight guys tops by default?

Which one is straight...?

Well, Ansel for sure. The other two ...?

So, Ansel's the top? I pick him 😛

Have sex with Ansel

Have a conversation with Tmothee.

Just to look at Shawn.

I'm surprised by your atrocious writing here, SurvivingAngel.

R23 Ansel absolutely doesn't give of the bottom vibes. And he is probably straight anyway. I can't say about other two. They claim to be straight, Shawn even gets very nervous about it. Maybe they are, even though they don't seem very convincing with their girlfriends, Timothee particularly. I would believe he was straight if not for that unfortunate pap pics. But, he might just be shy.

No contest. ANSEL

r25 Sorry to disapoint!

None. Raise your standards, OP.

Sleep - Shawn

Marry - Timmy

Kill - Ansel

Definitely Elgort. May as well turn straight as have sex with the other two who are more like broads than men.

they're all gorgeous, young, famous and rich, everything you aren't, OP.

How about Sebastiano?

Not even close, r33. Take him back to what, his #23 thread? Just take him.

I'd rebuff them all if it meant night inside Connor Jessup's sugar walls.

OP I could easily all 3 at one time

r36 Ooh you are soon greedy!!

Mendes would not be a good lay, but he’s the only one who doesn’t look troll-like.

So no tops?

No thanks.

Camilla's got a lot of junk in that trunk. @ R2 I hope her ass crack is clean. yuck!

I’d like to watch Ansel make Shawn Mendes his bottom bitch. No use for ratboy Timotay

[quote]Camilla's got a lot of junk in that trunk. @ [R2] I hope her ass crack is clean. yuck!

I wouldn’t go anywhere near that. Ewww.

r38 What makes you think Shawn won't be a good lay?

R33 Croft is beautiful and seems like he’d be great in bed. He’s Greek so I bet he has a big dick.

I got to grope Ansel Elgort - jealous, bitches?

r45 No shag?

Absolutely Ansel. The others you can keep and do whatever you want.

They all look like children.

Tim O’Tay for the novelty of it.

I refuse to vote at all. That's my response.

[quote] They all look like children.

Intriguing. Tell me more.

Shawn is 23, Timothee is 26 and Ansel is 28. In what way do these fully adult men look like children to you, r48?

Since I'm a size queen, Mendes is immediately eliminated. This leaves both Elgort and Chalamet who are reported to be hugely hung. I'm going to go with Elgort, because I think he would give a rougher fuck.

I’m not attracted to any of them, OP. I prefer older, more manly men. Timothy is just not attractive at all to me, so I can immediately discount him. And while Shawn is handsome with a nice body his personality is a wet blanket. Ansel has an off-putting vibe, but…if I was to choose any of them it would be him because at least he seems like he’d be quite rough and kinky in bed. In contrast, Timothy seems totally sexless and Shawn seems the kind of guy who’d start crying and spouting poetry as he’s about to cum.

r53 Are we sure Shawn is small?

Smol

Mmmm Ansel, yes please

r57 Yum Very hot!!

[quote]Are we sure Shawn is small?

Yes, it has been reported and confirmed. He's pretty, but lacking in the cock department.

r59 Which lucky soul confirmed it?

"Yes, it has been reported and confirmed. He's pretty, but lacking in the cock department."

She's a bottom, what difference does it make...???

Ansel would be a grape fuck.

The hung one, obviously.

Shawn in the lead on 41% , Ansel second on 37% just 4 behind but Timothee trailing badly on 16% which surprises me! There always seems to be lots of guyon here who would gladly shag Timothee senseless given the chance!

he needs shagging senseless

Ansel Elgort would be one hot shag

Who knew Austin Powers posted on DL.

[quote]Are we sure Shawn is small?

Yes

r66 How are we sure?!

Shawn is cute but you're going to have to keep asking if it's in yet.

Shawn would be shaking that head of curls,

laughing with one finger his mouth...panting and begging like a girl...

Working his long legs around you as he moves his bussy back toward the hardness he wants so much...

Cslm down R70. Think of your pacemaker.

Shawn showing some crotch bulge:

r70 What a beautiful visualisation!!

Which, if any are intact?

I choose D, none of the above.

R74, maybe Shawn, as he's Canadian. But Timmy and Ansel have one Jewish parent each, and they're from New York.

Timmy is extra long, uncut, bent, with a lot of foreskin and the overall fragrance of Cantal Fermier, French cheese that is fresh, sweet, and milky with nuances of hazelnut and vanilla.

R77 he was born to Jewish mother in New York, so supercut.

Was he raised a jew or not? Who controlled his penile destiny as an infant boy? The mother or the father?

I'm guessing Timmy's parents loved him enough that they didn't leave the smegmatron on the end of his dong.

[quote]Not only is Chalamet Jewish, he is unabashedly so. As he told Film School Rejects about the role of Judaism in “Call Me By Your Name”: “It wasn’t something I could verbalize or understand in a conscious domain, but rather, there’s something inexplicable about [Jewishness] that is a driving force in the film. There’s something tangible in watching it and doing it.”

Is he a Jewish artist?

R80 so they had it butchered, leaving it a mutilated, scarred dried up piece of jerky with a drastic reduction in nerve function? People who mutilate their child’s penis for anything other than medical reasons are fucked up.

Goodbye, r82.

That's not a bulge R72...

"That's just the cage my Daddy makes me wear on my clit, so my bussy will be extra hungry for dick.."

R80 "biggest movie star" oh jesus

I'll skip all of those, and go with Taron Egerton, thanks.

They really are determined to push Timmotheeee as some huge thing. I don’t see the appeal whatsoever.

r86 He would be a good choice if he was in the poll!!

[quote] " He would be a good choice if he was in the poll!!"

Yeah, R88...I'm not typically that guy, and usually go with something in the poll. But none of those young men do anything for me. If I had to choose, Mendes is the closest. But Egerton is far better.

Shawn Mendes, Timothee Chalamet and Ansel Elgort walk into a bar...

R87 when someone calls him something like that everyone except his fangirls get confused. I'm like "oh... He is??"

I agree with R86 - I would choose Taron Egerton in a heartbeat over the other three.

In Egerton's case I'd ask if he could introduce me to Richard Madden.