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Is Laura Ingram a clam slammer or what?

She is obsessed with Brittney Garner and all the trans women athletes she starts getting drool built up in the sides of her manly mouth when she speaks of them.

She has the mannerisms of a baseball player that is about about to spit tobacco.

If she is not a lesbian then I will eat my hat. She is like an evil version Jane Lynch.

She’s not fooling me.

by Anonymousreply 72July 25, 2022 8:29 AM

Maybe she just has the extra man chromosome thing. She is like a hulking man wearing peals and blazer I’m like come on.

by Anonymousreply 1July 12, 2022 4:41 AM

I think she wants to be in a Williams sandwich between Serena and Venus.

by Anonymousreply 2July 12, 2022 4:41 AM

Feed her Ajax

by Anonymousreply 3July 12, 2022 4:45 AM

As an outsider, I didn't realise she had been married to that fellow nut-job Dinesh D'Souza. What the hell.

by Anonymousreply 4July 12, 2022 4:46 AM

She always looks like she is about to rip someone’s head off. How does she not have a heart attack?

by Anonymousreply 5July 12, 2022 4:46 AM

Just to get him a green card probably while she shouts down immigrants on her show.

She probably lives in a fortified mansion staffed with “illegals”.

by Anonymousreply 6July 12, 2022 4:48 AM

Admittedly I may be wrong.

But I follow her brother on Twitter--

[quote] Clearly my sister’s paycheck is more important than the world her three adopted kids will inherit. I can no longer apologize for a sibling who I no longer recognize. I can and will continue to call out the monstrous behavior and the bully commentary born out of anger.

--and he gives me the impression that she is EXACTY who conservatives think gays are. Their father was an abusive, violent, literal Nazi and Laura is a broken, angry and vindictive copy of him. I believe many think she is gay because of her background and therein proof of why we must be destroyed.

I always say that the term "self-loathing" is overused but will agree that it is applicable in her case. She is mad at the whole world in general, but also at herself--whether it is because she can't correct her "flaw" or because she has bought into the above and therefor can only be accepted/-able if she does the proper thing and hates the disgusting part of herself even more than her desired tribe does.

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by Anonymousreply 7July 12, 2022 4:55 AM

“adopted kids”.

More smoke from the island of lesbos.

by Anonymousreply 8July 12, 2022 4:57 AM

I’m willing to bet she has dipped in the lady pond to say the least.

by Anonymousreply 9July 12, 2022 4:58 AM

Light her in fire.

by Anonymousreply 10July 12, 2022 4:58 AM

she/he could be a trans man who is just repressed.

by Anonymousreply 11July 12, 2022 4:59 AM

Larry Ingram.

by Anonymousreply 12July 12, 2022 4:59 AM

You shut your mealy mouth OP. Laura is golden.

by Anonymousreply 13July 12, 2022 5:00 AM

You can see the trace mustache/beard if you have HD.

I’m thinking XXY or something not a scientist here just know what I see.

by Anonymousreply 14July 12, 2022 5:00 AM

She's a man baby.

by Anonymousreply 15July 12, 2022 5:06 AM

I have always found her to be a lesser copy of Ann Coulter, not as intelligent or entertaining and somehow makes Ann look positively feminine and moral in comparison.

R4 I didn’t know it but it doesn’t surprise me, he makes my gaydr go off. But I’m bi so it isn’t reliable.

by Anonymousreply 16July 12, 2022 5:11 AM

She so grumpy and quite frankly she’s exhausting with her constant bitching and complaining. Does she ever report anything positive? Or does she ever stop bitching and whining about something with her aggressive, husky man voice like she’s about to punch someone. It’s scary. I’d hate to be within swinging distance of such rage spewing, hormonally unbalanced man freak.

by Anonymousreply 17July 12, 2022 5:16 AM

She's a tribal cunt. Caught her on some radio audio long time ago and she was all about "let's get the Democrats" or something to that effect. Basically telling her guest at the time to be more ballsy about attacking them on air. Not a shred or even a shallow attempt to appear unbiased.

by Anonymousreply 18July 12, 2022 5:16 AM

She gives me night terrors.

by Anonymousreply 19July 12, 2022 5:17 AM

Does she ever have a good day? You would thing she could try to see the silver lining once in a while.

by Anonymousreply 20July 12, 2022 5:18 AM

I bet she goes “camping” with a gal pal.

by Anonymousreply 21July 12, 2022 5:19 AM

She likes to think of herself as a female Tucker Carlson. Only with bigger balls.

by Anonymousreply 22July 12, 2022 5:20 AM

I swear I saw her drunk on air one night, slurring her words like crazy.

by Anonymousreply 23July 12, 2022 5:21 AM

R18 well to be fair she isn’t a journalist, on the radio she is the female Rush Limbaugh and on tv she is trying to be the female Tucker Carlson, None of the primetime FOX hosts are journalists, something I have to give Sean Hannity for admitting, I don’t know if the others have. Also because of the two he is sandwiched between on the schedule suddenly Hannity is the sane FOX host.

by Anonymousreply 24July 12, 2022 5:22 AM

She’s a bitch, that’s for sure.

by Anonymousreply 25July 12, 2022 5:23 AM

She needs to get her clam slammed.

Maybe she would become a lesbian democrat and loosen up a little.

by Anonymousreply 26July 12, 2022 5:25 AM

The others dont want their viewers to know they are not journalist. They want them to think of them as unbiased straight talking new anchors. Of course they are anything but. Your average Trumpeter would call them a news person and compare them to actual news people on CNN or other networks.

by Anonymousreply 27July 12, 2022 5:26 AM

She wants to be Laura Schlessinger but without the self help shit.

She's an utter cunt who obviously hates herself and the world at large.

I almost wish she'd troon out, it would be hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 28July 12, 2022 5:26 AM

She is a tennis playing country club lesbian but also a gun running, Capitol storming political terrorist by night?

I don’t get her.

It’s like Meredith Baxter meets Marine LePen.

by Anonymousreply 29July 12, 2022 5:45 AM

[quote] She is a tennis playing country club lesbian but also a gun running, Capitol storming political terrorist by night?

Only the first half, R29.

Remember that her text messages on January 6th were as frantic as anyone else's and she was afraid that 45 was ruining his image.

That's one of the things that fascinating about that day and I hope the committee can explain why so many people were left out. Hannity, Jordan, Lee and even the traitor tots appear to not have been clued in on the expected violence as they were texting Meadows to try to get it called off. Why weren't they in on the plan?

Anyway, she may be LePen at heart but far closer to an angry gym teacher in real life.

by Anonymousreply 30July 12, 2022 5:56 AM

What is she so angry about. She could have a good life at the club playing sports, getting massages and peeing while standing up.

She could be living the dream. Instead she is stuck in some some miserable, cramped, low budget studio reading talking points from the Koch brothers secretary and u def the hot lights where she can’t even move her/his face and she’s on the verge of a stroke every night. She/he is gonna blow a vein.

by Anonymousreply 31July 12, 2022 6:02 AM

I’d be afraid that she is going to choke me with her giant hairy man hands.

by Anonymousreply 32July 12, 2022 6:02 AM

On that show Impeachment Ann Coulter's character comes right out and says Ingraham is a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 33July 12, 2022 7:31 AM

Excuse me sir but we don't want they.

by Anonymousreply 34July 12, 2022 7:48 AM

She is the mayor of Lesbos island.

by Anonymousreply 35July 12, 2022 1:12 PM

Her porn searches are probably interesting. I had a classmate who adopted Russian kids. They were dazzled by the white babies. Their whiteness is the only thing keeping them out of prison because they are complete fuckups and only getting worse.

by Anonymousreply 36July 12, 2022 1:24 PM

Adopted kids..either barren or....

by Anonymousreply 37July 12, 2022 1:27 PM

r13, I agree!

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by Anonymousreply 38July 12, 2022 1:33 PM

In her youth she hung out at gay clubs.

by Anonymousreply 39July 12, 2022 1:50 PM

And she infiltrated the campus gay club and outed them. Clue number one

by Anonymousreply 40July 12, 2022 2:06 PM

Is she a “lipstick lesbian” even though she is basically a man in a wig.

by Anonymousreply 41July 12, 2022 2:18 PM

She was never married to Dinesh, R4, nor anyone else. Her three children are all adopted, her girl from Guatemala. Yes, she is likely a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 42July 12, 2022 2:43 PM

She walks like a silverback gorilla.

by Anonymousreply 43July 12, 2022 2:46 PM

my gaydar is defective but I concluded it is a closeted lesbian

by Anonymousreply 44July 12, 2022 2:50 PM

She claims to be a devout Catholic. A Catholic Republican woman like her would have been married at a young age and shat out her own brood of kids by the time she was 30s. She’s a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 45July 12, 2022 2:53 PM

I've only ever seen her face, and then only here at DL. Link to something where I can see her walk? I looked on YouTube and found nothing. If you post a link, I can see what I think. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 46July 12, 2022 2:56 PM

Her brother is gay and hated her too...

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by Anonymousreply 47July 12, 2022 4:02 PM

I think she is a mannish woman with high testosterone and control issues. My mom is sort of like this. Not a lesbian but very aggressive, good at business and hates men in persona life. She’ll work with them but not interested otherwise. She’s kind of asexual.

by Anonymousreply 48July 12, 2022 4:09 PM

In the late 80's or early 90's there was a small item in some paper about Ingram and Lindsey Graham seen "canoodling" at a hip DC restaurant. I didn't know her then, and barely knew him, and still knew that was a whole load of bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 49July 12, 2022 4:32 PM

If she is a "devout" catholic and a closeted lesbian, that explains her anger. She may be living in a state of self denial regarding her sexuality. She probably NEEDS her clam slammed, if she could ever find a lesbian who isn't completely repelled by her.

by Anonymousreply 50July 12, 2022 5:12 PM

XY chromosomes for sure, but has enough androgen insensitivity to prevent a 5 O’Clock shadow.

by Anonymousreply 51July 12, 2022 5:26 PM

Did she live in a little house on a prairie?

by Anonymousreply 52July 13, 2022 2:02 AM

Somehow the rape of the 10-year-old is President Biden's fault.

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by Anonymousreply 53July 14, 2022 4:13 AM

Is she a member of the “ladies who munch” crowd?

(If you catch my drift)

by Anonymousreply 54July 19, 2022 12:19 AM

I'd guess she's an asexual lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 55July 19, 2022 4:27 AM

Laura Ingraham, dyke ya know.

by Anonymousreply 56July 19, 2022 5:21 AM

Curtis Ingraham:

[quote] Laura, will you be rallying these 157 GOP homophobes on your show tonight?! @IngrahamAngle @PeteButtigieg

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by Anonymousreply 57July 19, 2022 11:49 PM

When hate and self loathing corrode your brain

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by Anonymousreply 58July 24, 2022 3:16 PM

R58 She has the shoulders of a logger.

by Anonymousreply 59July 24, 2022 3:37 PM

How many conservative conferences are there for crying out loud? They seem to have one every week.

by Anonymousreply 60July 24, 2022 3:38 PM

She is permanently bitter about something. Wonder what’s stuck in her crawl.

by Anonymousreply 61July 24, 2022 3:44 PM

I have never understood this desire by members of the LGBT community to try and label our enemies as one of us and I never will.

by Anonymousreply 62July 24, 2022 3:51 PM

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a linebacker then it’s probably a lesbian duck.

by Anonymousreply 63July 24, 2022 3:56 PM

[quote] I have never understood this desire by members of the LGBT community to try and label our enemies as one of us

Because the enemy from within is much more dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 64July 24, 2022 3:58 PM

[quote]As an outsider, I didn't realise she had been married to that fellow nut-job Dinesh D'Souza.

She didn't marry him. She "dated" him--just like fellow lezzie Ann Coulter "dated" him. Neither of them would let his dusky dick anywhere near their lady parts.

by Anonymousreply 65July 24, 2022 4:02 PM

Thank you all for your insight...fascinating. Cheers.

by Anonymousreply 66July 24, 2022 6:22 PM

He and Laura went to Dartmouth together - that's their connection. They inflitrated the Dartmouth gay group and doxxed them to everyone in school and their families. This was in the 80's when homophobia and AIDS discrimination was at an all-time high. And Dartmouth is the conservative Ivy - I'm sure it was tough for those outed people at Dartmouth after that.

They're both vile liars. And there's a large audience for that - whether we like it or not.

Look at Mary Cheney - still sucking up to the GOP and supporting Republicans, even after her family and her sister votes against her rights. Unreal.

by Anonymousreply 67July 24, 2022 6:44 PM

R67 Actually Dick Cheney came out in support of same-sex marriage in 2009, which was very early for a Republican, in fact he publicly supported it before some well-known national Democrats. . Dick and Lynne supported Mary and her marriage and it is known that, that has caused some estrangement between the three of them and Liz. Though now that she is taking down Trump and voted to codify gay marriage there might be some healing going on in that family.

by Anonymousreply 68July 25, 2022 2:31 AM

When Col. Alex Vindeman testified in one of DFG's impeachemnt hearings MsLaura started up with the "he wasn't even born here" crap on-air.

While she has 3 kids who weren't born here.

That's why I hate her.

by Anonymousreply 69July 25, 2022 3:05 AM

She’s seems like the type that likes to be beaten and stepped on in high heels.

by Anonymousreply 70July 25, 2022 6:05 AM

I heard her radio show once around the time that Sarah Palin came on the scene. She actually said that Palin could be “the American Margaret Thatcher.” Yeah, totally.

by Anonymousreply 71July 25, 2022 7:01 AM

She's like a female carnival barker, "Come into the Fox tent ladies and gentlemen, we got guns, fireworks, bearded ladies, two headed snakes and Democrats."

She's just a trashy Carny in a fake news show. Says anything that keeps people coming into the tent. Doesn't matter, just keep em coming. The bigger the crowd, the bigger the nights bonus.

by Anonymousreply 72July 25, 2022 8:29 AM
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