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Luke Bryan Falls, Dry Humps, Feels His Taint, Gyrates, Turns Everyone On With His Sexy Dumper

god, i'm horny after seeing this. i'm ready to mount him or ride him cowgirl

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by Anonymousreply 24August 1, 2022 4:42 PM

God, he's fat.

by Anonymousreply 1July 12, 2022 4:21 AM

He's really off-key, too

by Anonymousreply 2July 12, 2022 4:25 AM

I know he is married with children, but you know that man has sucked dick, fucked and been fucked. His apparently go to thing on tour is to get naked and surprise the other guys on tour as a "prank."

by Anonymousreply 3July 12, 2022 4:27 AM

damn, look how tight those pants are

by Anonymousreply 4July 12, 2022 4:30 AM

Why are his clothes so ill fitting?

I know these country guys have to appear "down home" but, dude, get some clothes that work for a stage performance.

by Anonymousreply 5July 12, 2022 8:50 AM

[quote]god, i'm horny after seeing this. i'm ready to mount him or ride him cowgirl

Honey. We worry.

by Anonymousreply 6July 12, 2022 8:53 AM

He’s wearing ladies’s country western boot pants.

by Anonymousreply 7July 12, 2022 8:55 AM

😂😂 I loved it!

by Anonymousreply 8July 12, 2022 8:57 AM

I used to get this catalogue in the mail all the time for some reason.

Gurleena did too, I can see.

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by Anonymousreply 9July 12, 2022 8:57 AM

The pants were so long that day…

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by Anonymousreply 10July 12, 2022 8:58 AM

He reminds me of Kramer trying to walk wearing jeans.

by Anonymousreply 11July 12, 2022 9:00 AM

Raise your standards, OP

by Anonymousreply 12July 12, 2022 9:04 AM

Deplorable taste

by Anonymousreply 13July 12, 2022 9:08 AM

Looks heterosexual to me!

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by Anonymousreply 14July 12, 2022 9:08 AM

Luke admitting he's not equipped to wear a Speedo

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by Anonymousreply 15July 12, 2022 9:25 AM

Fit fat?

by Anonymousreply 16July 12, 2022 10:10 AM

r16 college 40

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by Anonymousreply 17July 12, 2022 10:16 AM

Whiskered jeans! I did not know they still made those.

by Anonymousreply 18July 12, 2022 10:19 AM
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by Anonymousreply 19July 12, 2022 10:19 AM

Nelson, Cash, etc. didn’t invent country for frat bro Backstreet-wannabe “MAH GUN MAH TRUCK” tailgate-pig idiots to do...this.

by Anonymousreply 20July 12, 2022 10:20 AM

r20 Willie will tell you cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other....

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by Anonymousreply 21July 12, 2022 10:22 AM

r20 and one of the more popular early country songs, first recorded being performed by men was "I Wish I Were A Single Girl Again"

by Anonymousreply 22July 12, 2022 10:25 AM
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by Anonymousreply 23July 12, 2022 10:27 AM

He was co-hosting with Ryan Seacrest today. He looks like he would be completely fat and disgusting if he weren't famous.

by Anonymousreply 24August 1, 2022 4:42 PM
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