Eric Decker’s son has his phone and is taking pics of his dad showering

lol, cheeky monkey

america=pedoesque

europe=cheeky monkey

Mischievous Forrest is about to be in trouble when dad realizes his 4 year old was taking selfies with him naked in the background lol

Who is Eric Decker?

R6 a hot football player.

Pray for these souls! Eric Decker is grooming his son by allowing him to see his father naked through frosted glass!

GROOMER!

dad is hot as hell.

This kid has a bright future as a porn producer.

He already knows what the gays want!

Ok that’s pretty funny!

His wife is a lucky bitch, having that big muscular behemoth climb on top of her and pound her pussy like a jackhammer every night.

Dad is probably home alone with him and didn’t wanna leave him alone as he showered. He’s 4. I’ve heard of parents just leaving the door open but in a mansion, it’s probably best to keep the kid with you.

Oh, I just read Jessie (wife) is on a trip in Ireland and brought the two older kids with her and he stayed with the little one. Explains why he has him in the bathroom with him as he showers.

Muriel get you fat ass in gear and delete this FREAK OP.

Yup. Dad finally got out of the shower. He deleted all the pics fast 😂😂😂

They were there 1 minute then boom. Gone 😂

R15 huh???

I love that a four-year-old already knows how to post to Instagram.

I have friends with kids of primary school age and younger, and I swear these kids come out of the womb knowing advanced UX.

One friend's kid was using her mom's phone to navigate to YouTube and watch her favorite videos unsupervised at age five.

that kids gonna be a handful.

R18 I was about to post this, how kids seem to know how to use technology from the womb now. When I tell you my friends kid was navigating YouTube and Netflix at 3, I’m not joking. He also knew how to navigate FB and Instagram.

I let him hold my phone and next thing I knew he was looking through my photos, swiping. Thank God he didn’t get to the bad stuff.

My friend's digitally proficient kid may even have been younger than I thought, like four, R20. She was also using the remote for AppleTV and pulling up her cartoons.

An unfortunate note: the mom told me that one of her kid's school friends is named Alexa, and the poor girl is teased all day by kids issuing commands. A reinvention under her middle name is imminent, I imagine.

Small Children know how or work technology better than most people over 50.

lol. this is hilarious. and dad is hot!

I remember when I was a Boy Scout in the 6th or 7th grade, taking donations for God know's what in Canal Winchester, OH, when Paul O'Neil (in the minor leagues in Columbus at the time) lived there. Yes. A long time ago. I knocked on the door and his kid tortured his dad until he came to the door. He wasn't famous at the time, but I saw his face and he was placing the towel around his waist and I saw a pretty hefty pecker, and I was mesmerized. He must have been an exhibitionist. Who the fuck comes to the door naked?

locker room attitude

Oh dumb, pretty Eric. Former-professional football player, married to “Country” star fame-whore Jessie James Decker. They had a reality TV show for a while because she wanted one.

After 8 years of playing football with the Titans, he was recruited to play for the Patriots but then decided to retire. He stated his bullshit reasons.

The truth was, he couldn’t keep little Eric in his pants and was a serial cheater on her. She made him leave football and stay with her and the kids or he can go. Now he’s pretty much a stay at home husband and dad.

He’s always been gorgeous though.

Sorry, he played for the Broncos and then the Titans.

R24 Ewww

🥵🥵🥵🥵

Good boy.

R28, Now I know better. At the time, he was a dreamboat, though.

DILF

Tebow staring at him.

Holy shit! Would love to throw my legs in the air like goal posts and welcome him into my end zone. 🥵🔥😏😉😈

Great ass.

Slight VPL

Did the 4 yr old really posted those pics himself? I thought the dad did it but changed his minds once he read the comments.

No dick pics? What's wrong with this kid?

The posts were coming up one after the other every few minutes. I think it was just the kid playing with dads phone until dad got out of the shower. Dad also clearly faced the kid away from him so he doesn’t see him naked. But the kid saw him anyway while taking selfies

there is body acceptance that's not pervy, especially with an athlete.

the europe/america thing.

did you never see your dad shower or in their underwear?

I don't blame the wife for keeping him at home. Plus, life's too short to keep up with grind of the NFL and stress of maintaing a spot on a team as an average player. He's retired, in real estate, probably banging local chicks, but keeping his dick hard enough to please the wife. Everyone wins in this situation. If he really wanted to be in the NFL, he wouldn't have quit.

Good on the wife for having that man meat at home. She's living the dream. The kids are cute (in a non-creeper way).

Demon child.

I've seen my parents naked. When I was really yoing I hated showers so when I vistied my dad's post-divorce apartmetn he'd shower with me. I mean, I recall it being innocent, but once I poped a boner my dad decoded to stop those mutual shwoers and insist I get over my distate of showers. It was always bath time at my mom's house.

But thinking back I don't know why the fuck I had to shower with my dad. I'd never do that with my child but I'm not going to dive into whatever memories my mond is supressing. Anyway, seeing your parents naked shouldn't be a big deal. I wouldn't let me kid into my bathroom but as other posters said, at his age it may be best to keep him close if home alone.

I'm going to call my therapist.

Is he drooling in the first pic? I know I was.

Eric is beautiful but he sounds like a fucking moron when he speaks. Like most professional athletes. Athletes are the perfect example for when people act like going to college automatically means you’re smart.

[quote]did you never see your dad shower or in their underwear?

Their? You mean his?

One dad, his underwear. Two dads, their underwear.

Dude got a 43 on his Wonderlic at the combine...genius-level. And that body. Life isn't fair.

[quote] The truth was, he couldn’t keep little Eric in his pants and was a serial cheater on her.

She doesn't look very attractive at R7.

i'm pronoun positive, r48.

Yeah, r51, devastated.

R50 she looks perfectly fine for having 3 kids.

He got extra brownie points with her on Family Feud when he said he was at level 10 of happiest on his wedding day. Look at his eyebrows as he says that. His face is down but you see the eyebrow lift. He knew better than to say what he REALLY felt lmao

r48 used to choke on his dad's cock. And he liked it.

R43 funny you mention he’s probably fucking locals, because that was a rumor floating around months ago. Supposedly he’s always fucking chicks behind her back.

God he’s beautiful

He is dreamy.

More proof that beautiful people are usually also evil.

The kid is so sweet looking and cute. Dad probably left the phone out with some cartoons playing to occupy him not thinking the kid would fiddle too much or that he can navigate proficiently and post.

Decker had better make sure to log out of any shopping accounts before leaving the phone with the kid again. I remember this story from over 15 years ago. It seemed surreal at the time.

R59 that’s actually very common now. Not a car but tons of stories online of kids buying hundreds to thousands of dollars worth of items online without mom and dad knowing.

When he was still in college, playing college FB

On all 4

r4

[quote] The truth was, he couldn’t keep little Eric in his pants

You mean the Decker Pecker?

would not surprise me if he told the kid to do it while mom's gone. get some attention and time to get the brat not to tell mom the truth.

Isn't there a feature where social media accounts act like they are some sort of cloud and upload images and clips by default for the followers to see?

r66 Yes.

and I believe there was also a plug-in to setup inspiring stories about "what my 8 year old said"

Shirtless, young, dumb and full of cum.

He is perfect.

who is eric decker again? Someone we should know? Like Sondheim?

r68 he looks like a sex beast who would tear your ass and mouth apart in that pic. Hott!

Amateur...

[quote] Amateur...

Intriguing. Tell me more.

Trying to understand what the weirdo who was posting about pedos and trying to get this thread shut down earlier was having an issue with 🤔

Is he blind and did he think that the kid was in the shower and the dad was taking photos?

Did he think because the kid was present with his dad nude behind a translucent shower door, that it was somehow pedophilia and OP was promoting it?

Was the poster molested by a family member in a similar situation and that's why he associates this with pedos?

So many questions!

I don't approve of the OP's use of lmaooooo and lol like he's a crypto bro raver.

I thought the hot sports guy’s name was Anthony Recker?

[quote] lol, cheeky monkey

Yeah. So is the little boy. Cute as hell

The boy is drooling in the photo like you bitches.

OP the Brooklyn seacow Ed.win. you post far too many children on Datalounge, You are such a fat pedo.

R75 It’s the seacow Ed.win’s signature, also Y’all and 🔥.

When the wifey teased us

Striking a pose

Reading the wifey’s book

Sunbathing

This is totally hilarious. The kid’s face is amazing.

Dad cock is so hot when it's someone else's dad. And conversely, it's the most horrific idea in the world when it's your own dad.

He said he’s changing the code on his phone lmao

Decker desperately wants to show dick. He should just do it.

Decker is worth millions, is intelligent and drop dead gorgeous to boot. I doubt he’s worried about showing anyone his dick other than the hot young women he’s cheating on his wife with.

My nephew played football in junior high, and Ed Mccaffrey (Christian’s dad) had a camp for kids in the summer. Christian also volunteered but he was in high school at the time. Eric Decker was working with the kids one day at camp, so my partner and I decided to stop by to watch. So did 20 moms, dressed like they were going to the club in 4 inch heels and body con dresses. It was pretty funny. There is a subreddit about his wife and their family. Most people think that they’re swingers and that is why she doesn’t care about his cheating. She runs his Instagram account and is thirsty AF, posting shit about how much he loves his wife. She is also a terrible singer, and had to cancel her tour because she couldn’t sell tickets.

Oh yeah, you can see her hair in the photo that was posted. The whole thing was staged.

[quote]I doubt he’s worried about showing anyone his dick other than the hot young women he’s cheating on his wife with.

R89 - Please unbundle this word salad. TIA.

R91 lmao she really is thirsty. But that’s what he gets for marrying her.

r92 we all understood what he said. If modern American English isn't your thing perhaps you should get off the internet.

[quote] I thought the hot sports guy’s name was Anthony Recker?

Anthony Recker is a former baseball player.

Eric Decker, the subject of this thread, is a former football player.

Jessie acknowledged his cheating while not saying it straight out recently.

R96, how did she acknowledge it?

We were in a hurry to get somewhere one night, so my mom made my Dad take my little brother and me into the shower with him. He faced away from us the whole time and we played patty cake on his butt and laughed ourselves silly. That was the last time he ever let that happen.

Ugh his toenails

[quote] Oh yeah, you can see her hair in the photo that was posted. The whole thing was staged.

Whose who? Huh?

[quote] Oh yeah, you can see her hair in the photo that was posted. The whole thing was staged.

Whose hair? Huh?

His wife’s hair was in the photo, r100. She tried to say that her son took the photo and posted it online, without their knowledge. She was clearly in the room when he took it.

R51 seems to think that being positive is a good thing.

No shame, but, really....

Football players (actually most athletes) have bad feet r99

smooches, toots!

This is really creepy of OP to post and peak DL pedo behavior.

No one is interested in the child, r106.

If it was staged, it worked. Eric now has another 15 minutes of fame. Having a cute kid helped.

Daddy will a get a big peepee like yours.

R106 sounds like self-guilt.

Hot to death. And he doesn't mind taking slutty photos. Will he take bro job?

He’s hetero.

That kid is very cute.

The first part of her post is in reference to him apparently cheating.

So STAGED by the thirsty wife and framing her youngest child? Divorce!

R106 is weirdly obsessed with children.

You know you could just not look at the kid, and look at the hot dad, right?

You thinking it's "pedo behavior" just because a child is in the photo says more about you than the rest of us!

The thirsty as fuck mother is clearly behind this. See her hair on the left side almost out of frame. This kid wouldn’t know what to do to get that perfect ass angle but the selfie obsessed mama would. Major Kardashian cunt move.

Imagine having that guy in your bed every night. She’s baiting the gays. She was totally behind the photo. Maybe she can get a frontal shot the next time. He’s one hot man. Lucky her!

She likes to tease women and gays that she has something they never can.

Wow R117 is right. How the fuck did you see that?

R120 it's been posted multiple times in the thread prior to r117, along with a link to a closeup of the photos from Reddit.

R119 only it sounds like many have had it.

Eric is a straight boy. Jessie did say a few years ago that they get a kick out of how obsessed some gay men are with him. She said Eric finds it funny and flattering.

She’s also admitted that she checks his DMs all the time. Doesn’t sound like someone who is secure with her relationship

PS the DMs is to see what women are saying to him. Not men. Clearly she knows he’s fucked others.

She said women send him all types of comments and nudes in his DMs, some are married. She finds their husbands and sends them a screenshot of what their wives are sending her hubby.

I wonder if she pleases him orally

R124 she sounds obsessed. Does she have a job other than stalking her husband?

Women like his wife are why I'm glad I'm gay and don't fuck with women.

If I were straight and married to a shrew like her, I would probably be a Dateline episode waiting to happen.

There's some oil fields a bit of a drive away if it gets too out of hand.

Like most straight women, she would probably rather spend her time reading his private messages instead of sitting down with some useful objects and learning how to suppress her gag reflex, i.e. something that would actually keep him on the porch.

Is Hilaria sad she didn’t come up with this con first? What will she do in retaliation, Alec taking a shit in the background of a kid selfie?

Gross.

If true, that wife's thirst is real.

R130 very timely. Any Hillary Clinton jokes you'd like to share next?

Why not wait til the kid naps or goes to bed to shower?

Put that child on Santa's "Good" list!

Does he allow his lead to get tossed?

^Salad*

gays = pedoville

Dad has a nice butt.

Is he part Hispanic/Latino or Italian?

Ethnicity: German, Luxembourgish, 1/8th Assyrian

Thanks, R14. It’s must be the 1/8th Assyrian that stands out.

Lots of Germans are dark, though. Dark hair and dark eyes are not uncommon at all.

His teeth look funny in that last pic.

Oops. I meant R141 not R14.

he looks retarded. great body though.

R146 he does. But he isn’t

Armie Hammer 2.0

Here we go....R47....finding fault with how this hot piece of ass 'sounds' and speaks. Jesus H Christ. Always the obese, unfuckables finding fault. Don't worry, he won't be joining the queue to fuck you.

R99 has found fault with Eric Decker's toenails. You guys are fucking hilarious

"Imagine having that guy in your bed every night."

I imagine he farts, belches and snores just like everybody else.

Yes, but does everyone else have an ass like his?

Not bad at all, but he's no Jimmy G. Who is hotter than the hottest sun.

^Who's his boyfriend? Lucky bitch

I’d take Eric over Joey

Who is Joey?

I meant Jimmy. Sorry, was looking at Joey Miuccio’s live while I typed that. Got distracted by the tits.

[quote]I’d take Eric over Joey

Good, because I don't want to share. 😉

Jimmy is definitely one of the hottest NFL players of all time.

R149 Thank you for saying what surely most of us must be thinking. What a bunch weirdos visit this site, you can just imagine them sat in their basement with a magnifying glass inspecting each pic for minor faults, whilst eating a gallon of ice cream.

Paul O'Neill Boy Scout guy here: I'm pretty sure Paul was enjoying coming to the door naked to meet a Boy Scout. Can I seek financial retribution for this?! I should go to MeTV for more legal advice from their commercials!

Lmao we see which child has the most personality (and is supposedly a handful and pain in the ass)

There’s no one else’s hair in the photo.

time for bifocals, toots!

He really is a cheeky monkey, it's kinda adorable. The expression on his face makes me think the kid is going to grow up to be quite the prankster.

[quote]Why not wait til the kid naps or goes to bed to shower?

Why would he need to do that? Families shower and bathe around each other all the time. It's perfectly natural.

In other news:

[quote]His wife is a lucky bitch, having that big muscular behemoth climb on top of her and pound her pussy like a jackhammer every night.

Fucking oath, yes!

Hotties

It's funny and cute.

It’s desperate and classless.

Daddy Decker is hot, and seems to kinda know it, but--where'd he get all those teeth?? Did he steal a few extra from some other people?!

Dude is legitimately hot AF. And I don’t care if it was staged.

Yeah he’s a beautiful man! And a nice 6’3 in height, with massive thick juicy beefy thighs and legs and a great ass. She’s one lucky crazy bitch.

R169 of course he knows it. He’s as vain as his wife, if not more. He’s always had women throwing their pussies in his face. Even married women try getting fucked by him. He’s ideal.

His wife debuted her new swimsuit line in Miami tonight. Look at him, there being such a supportive hubby (and probably scoping out which model he is fucking after). Thank you, friend of hers, for letting us see him.

ah, that's why she posted it.

R174 ???

Their middle child looks nothing like either of them.

any publicity is good publicly...

How he waters the plants

Spending the day with his boys

Taking care of his chickens 🥵

Eric Decker and Anthony Recker should do a sports themed sextape together, even if it’s tag teaming some woman. “First they Decker, then they Recker, and they they do it at the same time!”

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Jessie has always come across as tacky and thirsty. I would not be surprised if she took the photos herself and told everyone that her son took the picture.

The stench of the Brooklyn Seacow is all over this thread , 1/3 of the posts are his.

Accidental my ass. 🍑