[quote] Cuomo teased an upcoming project for summer 2022 in a new Instagram Reel that featured pictures of him shirtless and flexing his muscles.
Something's coming? Is it an Onlyfans account?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 9, 2022 5:37 AM |
He looks like Jerry Seinfeld in that photo - I don’t think that is what he was going for.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 9, 2022 5:40 AM |
Good to hear. He's too talented an ally to banish to the doghouse.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 9, 2022 5:50 AM |
Gross
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 9, 2022 5:54 AM |
He's finally getting *an* OnlyFans!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 9, 2022 5:55 AM |
He always looks angry, even when smiling.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 9, 2022 6:07 AM |
Thirsty
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 9, 2022 6:12 AM |
He’s using the Corcoran real estate font.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 9, 2022 6:13 AM |
Prolly that big Italian sausageq
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 9, 2022 6:15 AM |
That bumpy bicep is evidence of short arm syndrome. Icky.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 9, 2022 6:35 AM |
He’s so dull. No one cares about his 5 second teaser with the olde timey filter.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 9, 2022 6:38 AM |
Who thought THIS was a good idea? Could it be any trashier? Even the black and white can't elevate it. Insufferable narcissism.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 9, 2022 6:59 AM |
Exactly how does one “tease a project”, Page Six? Tell your sub-editors to stop reading Mail Online, who invented this linguistic atrocity.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 9, 2022 7:30 AM |
He was in Ukraine? He doesn't work for any news service. Probably with Sean Penn. CC looks ridiculous with that cigar. Should have been a cock in his mouth.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 10, 2022 2:01 AM |
[quote]Should have been a cock in his mouth.
Been there.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 10, 2022 2:07 AM |
He wants the world to know...
Got to let it show...
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 10, 2022 2:19 AM |
An arrest for buying/selling steroids would be my first guess.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 10, 2022 2:22 AM |
He is looking unnaturally TAUT in this photo.
Botox? Fillers? Or full-on facelift?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 10, 2022 2:31 AM |
He looks positively NUTS.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 10, 2022 2:33 AM |
As Addison De Witt noted, "You're too short for that gesture."
Someone needs to tell Chris, "You're too heterosexual and old for that gesture."
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 10, 2022 2:48 AM |
[quote] Shirtless Chris Cuomo: ‘something’s coming’
It’s probably me.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 10, 2022 2:52 AM |
I’d love to eat his ass
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 10, 2022 3:02 AM |
^ smells like high-protein farts
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 10, 2022 3:04 AM |