In case you need some inspiration to feel Proud to be an American…

If you look him up on instagram, he does missionary work.

That’s one FUCKABLE ass. I’d bend him over that dingy and open him up like a ripe melon.

He’s a man of God. A Christian boy.

He’s very lucky the OP the Brooklyn Seacow didn’t plop up and swallow him w/hole.

R3 The seacow Ed.win knows where to find all those white Christian boys.

Hilarious 🤣

Where’d my star spangled panties go?

That is a fuckable phat booty

R6 Hi seacow on your sock account.

Jesus, take the wheel!

My stars!

who is he ?

He needs to lose the friends. They’re holding him back.

Swim away, pretty boy, swim away.

That’s the norm is straight friend groups. You have the super vein type who only hang out with other attractive people. They usually come from larger cities or at least middle class suburbs.

Then you have the more small town or small city type who like who they like and don’t even notice the appearance of their friends. Especially in the south. He’s a NC boy.

[quote] You have the super vein type

He doesn't look particularly veiny to me.

Vain. Sorry. Just saw that

More!

Really?

You think this is what makes me rationally understand how privileged I am to be an American while living in America???

Fuck off.

Exactly. MY work would be fucking him in MISSIONARY position.

Too bad he’s peddling the poison known as religion somewhere in the world. I might find Jesus if he came to my door in that Speedo however.

“In her satin tights, fighting for our rights...”

The fatty cookie sniffer was acting all shocked but you can just tell he was absolutely frothing and loving it.

R22 I thought the same thing. You just know he wanted some of that.

fat boy wants to look but not seem gay.

Does anyone know what is this guy's instagram, by any chance?

What’s his IG?

I don’t get it. What's so funny?

R27 People can't handle masculine men and hot male anatomy, especially straight people. So they laugh to mock hot masculine men.

The fact that he had on small speedos under his swim trunks, for the big reveal.

How many young southern straight American guys do you see wearing small speedos? They wear shorts.

Why am I not surprised gay men don’t realize most American straight men don’t wear speedos?

The Washington Monument makes me, Leslie Miller, proud to be an American

“It is not against the law to wear a Speedo. However, it is not a typical practice at most US beaches. Most men wear long trunks. Wearing Speedos is more a European act.”

Most American men view speedos as feminine and gross. Not the case in Europe, where you will see most men on beaches in speedos. In America you see most men in shorts/swim trunks

America, you so funny.

My stars!

How would one even begin to search for his instagram??

You can’t. His name is unknown to me. I just know he’s from NC and a Christian. The video was on twitter.

His name was written on the original video. He's called Lawson McMichael.

Oh my!

R38 as hot as he is, I just checked his Instagram account and he is Christian. So that's a no for me. I'm not going to bother to follow him or anything. Another Chris Pratt clone. The world has enough of hypocritical repressed Christian men.

No “Christian” men have a speedo. They wouldn’t even know where to buy one. This boy is on the downlow.

I want to eat that ass!

R41, per his Instagram, he was a competitive swimmer in high school. That’s why he knows where to get Speedos.

Be careful gays, he will go off on gay people, these guys always do.

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

R44 100%

His plump cheeks are bursting out of his skimpy boykini

Delightful American thighs

Turn around

R40 the fact he’s a Christian has been mentioned about 10 times on the thread. Are you that stupid?

R41 ummm what????

I lose brain cells everyday now from reading some of the comments on this site. I miss when this site was filled with gay men who were intelligent and challenged me intellectually. Now I get headaches from how stupid so many people are on here. And the trolling is at levels it’s never been, in the decade+ I’ve been on here.

R50 I wanted clarification that he was Christian, and it wasn't provided until his Instagram account was posted and I could check for myself. I don't believe everything that is written and told just for the sake of it, because I'm not an idiot.

R51 I understand your sentiment, but I don’t see why I would lie about him being a Christian. He’s born and raised in North Carolina, and based on statistics, he is more likely to be born into a “Christian” home than not in the South. He isn’t some NYC born and bred type who is less likely to be religious. He’s from small town North Carolina.

Plus the over the top patriotism usually is a giveaway too.

He is bootylicious

R53 no lies detected

Sean Cody should sign this guy up for their next star bottom.

Mine

“I’m sexy and I know it”

[quote]Not the case in Europe, where you will see most men on beaches in speedos.

Maybe 40 years ago, most younger guys wear board shorts as well

Gawd I hate that song!

Isn't he underage?

I was reading the comments on TikTok a little while ago after it ended up on my FYP and supposedly he’s 17 going on 18. Yet no one cares and is still objectifying him.

I'm disappointed he didn't completely wipe out in hilarious fashion. That's what I've come to expect from boat videos

Great ass

Bossy bottom, big Bush supporter

But kneeling in front of the flag is an outrage.

[quote]I lose brain cells everyday now from reading some of the comments on this site.

We can tell. You’ve lost the ability to tell the difference between everyday and every day.

[quote]I'm disappointed he didn't completely wipe out in hilarious fashion. That's what I've come to expect from boat videos

r62 that phat ass would keep him afloat

R39 That was the original video OP posted

R50 Please take a writing class. I lost brain cells trying to navigate that horrific punctuation.

R69 sure.

I'm in love with Lawson McMichael, hot sexy swimmer, sex on a stick, he's fine and beautiful and he knows it, that's why he is showing off, he likes the attention. Stunningly sensual erotic male anatomy, so much to see and admire, he's 17 but he knows the power in his well put together physique in those tiny speedos, I think he enjoys teasing us gay men knowing we are salivating for that juicy butt, he absolutely knows his audience. 17 or not, the Christian boy is sexualizing himself for Amusement, so why get uptight knowing some of us are entertained by his cock antics? He can come to my house and be my houseboy or pool boy while he continues his education, water the plants and feed the pets, he's a horny young man with needs. I'll feed his libido and his carnal fantasies each and every day... ;-)

nice plump cheeks

R71 had to take it to that next level of creepy. So far we all admired his body without saying anything sexual because he is so young. You had to make it weird.

Also, I don’t think gay men were even a factor when he posted this. He’s not replying to most of the gay comments on his post. I think gay men think straight men are always thinking of them when in smaller towns and the south most don’t think of us or consider us a factor.

Only on DL would a thread like this turn into a bitchfest over grammar. We're supposed to be discussing the white boy's fat butt cheeks spilling out his speedo. Get lost cunts!

[quote]Also, I don’t think gay men were even a factor when he posted this. He’s not replying to most of the gay comments on his post. I think gay men think straight men are always thinking of them when in smaller towns and the south most don’t think of us or consider us a factor.

He probably doesn’t even know or has ever seen gay people in real life.

Wow, Lawson looks delicious in his swimsuit, I want to take a bite of those Cheeks, I bet he tastes as good as he looks, a very sexy young man. 17 year Olds know what they're doing sexually, and he's loving every minute of it, and so are we...

R74 No one has used the word "grammar" except you.

As others have said, I doubt this kid at all thought of gay men when doing this, I think he just thought he was being 'naughty' and funny, knowing that yes he does have a great body.

[quote]Get lost cunts!

Um, you missed a comma here.

I'll bet he's never been properly rimmed.

He’s probably never had sex.

Saving himself for marriage.

Probably R81.

Gorgeous all=American guy. Hot AF. Great legs

He plays piano

However I don’t think he’s trained in playing piano. I get the impression he has the gift of playing by ear.

This guy is probably an asshole towards gay people, does it matter?

R50, I knew there was a reason I had R41 blocked already. That person is a perpetual troll on every thread.

He has a self-declared Caffeine addiction

His Tin Pan Alley hits are surely calculated to reel in the eldergays.

R89 hey J. I already posted that. Thanks.

Again, those legs. Just, wow!

his trailer trash momma or granny.

boy better work it to leave his roots!

[quote]his trailer trash momma or granny.

That was mean.

you are on dl.

Beautiful face, too. Is he really seventeen? I'm afraid he may have peaked early—there's nowhere to go but down from that.

LovegodlovepeopleVoteDemocratic

[quote] I'm afraid he may have peaked early

Or too late depending on one's point of view.

Yes. He is 17.

And maybe he will just look the same for years. Not uncommon.

Just look at them luscious cock sucking lips. Plumper than his gfs. They were definitely made for nursing on titties and mushroom heads. I get Matt Lanter vibes from this dude.

His genetics giving him plump lips doesn’t mean he’s gay. And he’s a minor. Tone it the fuck down.

[quote]He’s born and raised in North Carolina, ...He’s from small town North Carolina.

The age of consent in North Carolina is 16. He's already become legal, folks. No time to waste!

Is he mixed race?

R101 that’s not what age of consent means….

I believe one of his parents is a brown Hispanic.

He himself tends to use the light brown emoji more than the white one.

[quote] I believe one of his parents is a brown Hispanic.

Link please.

the lucky old closeted gay doctor who gets to give his very very thorough high school physicals (including utterly inappropriate and way way too long prostate exams!).....

They don’t give HSers prostate exams.

R107.. hopefully he would't know that! lol!... at least they do give hernia exams yes?

[quote] that’s not what age of consent means….

Then what does it mean?

I'd like to fuck his mouth, eat his hole and stuff his star spangled speedo into his mouth before I fuck the missionary in said position before flipping him into doggy and finishing off.

'I’d bend him over that dingy "

You'd bend him over something that's "gloomy and drab"? I think it would be more fun to bend him over that dinghy.

Some of us like dirty sex.

He’s got a hot ass

his speedo is really tiny... wonder why he chose to wear a swimsuit which is a couple of sizes too small?🤔... he looks amazing in any case

R114 because that makes it more funny and shocking.

R109 that means that the person can legally engage in physical sex once they are 16 with someone over 18 with consent. That does not mean they are considered a legal adult. That doesn’t come until 18.

At 16 he can choose to have sex with someone over 18 if he wants but he can’t send nudes etc. that’s considered child porn still.

Your very gratuitous sexual comments on this thread are also considered a form of child pornography.

He has a great body for being 17-years-old. I was still skinny at his age, despite my attempts at weightlifting.

R116 I need to tell you something that people seem to have forgotten in modern age.

It’s not about age. It’s about genetics. His body is more developed than yours was despite you working out because of his genetics.

Anabolics are very easy to get today.

[quote]It’s about genetics.

No.

[Quote][R39] That was the original video OP posted

R68 I posted it due to the hashtags and description, especially the one says “That is Americas ass.”

Thank you for sharing this OP! After working a 60 hour week and being in my 60s haha this was delightful to see and the start of my weekend! Frankly I don't care about anyone's political agenda or values when it comes to circumstances such like this. A hot man is a hot man whether he's Democrat Republican communist anarchist pacifist Etc. And I will be honest I've engaged sexually with people that were way to the right of my political views and also way to the left of my political views that doesn't mean I share them they only means that there was a mutual attraction and we took advantage of it in a respectful manner. That being said I would gladly engage in activities of both sodomy and fellatio with this handsome young man.

Anyone who thinks genetics don’t play the biggest role on how your body develops is fucking idiot. I really can’t deal with uneducated goons always running their mouths on the internet.

R120 it’s a quote from Avengers Endgame. It’s not that deep.

[quote][R101] that’s not what age of consent means….

Yes, it is. It means he's legal to have sex with. Hot boy better learn how to bend over and take. The sooner he starts the better. All aboard the train, bitches!

R124 that is not what you said fucking moron. You said he is LEGAL now because of it. He is legal to consent in sex, yes. He is not a legal adult yet, however, and he is not of legal age to send or receive nudes or pornography. Educate yourself on these laws before EVER coming for me. I actually know how these laws work.

Granted, based on your internet stalking/harassing/child pornography I am not shocked you don’t understand the law.

et tu, r125?

How do you know his mother is brown Hispanic?

r125 You're the only one talking about illegal crap and sending shit. Hmm...I wonder why. A guilty conscience, maybe? (Yeah, that's it. Busted!)

his burrito.

He shoud lick Lourdes's pits.

[quote] He shoud lick Lourdes's pits.

Woud that he coud!

Fair enough, R123. Context is everything.

R132 he hashtagged Avengers Endgame also…

R117 It is mostly genetics, but not only genetics. Nature is the most important factor, but being athletic and being toned is important. I recall being 17 and my first job as a summer camp counselor. The boys I supervised were 13 and they noticed my abdominal muscles and glutes and asked if I lifted weights. I did not, it was basically my genes and playing sports. I didn't think my body was remarkable at the time, but looking back I guess it was.

Some guys are naturally athletic and naturally toned.

His ass is viral

Bump

I get a kick out of the fatboy laughing... Until he goes home and beats off to his friend Lawson 😜

When I was young I had a serious crush on a guy who looked just like this guy. I never acted on it because I knew he was straight. I ran into him 10 years later and he was fat and bald with two little babies ☹️... You just never know how these things are going to turn out

R139 you all always knew someone who looked just like someone hot. Ever stop to consider it’s just your imagination?

^ Actually he was better looking then this guy, but the video just reminded me of him

Why did you feel it necessary to shit all over my comment? 🤔

Ever stop to consider your own issues?

[quote]Actually he was better looking then this guy,

Oh, dear!

^ Unfuckable 😂

I'm sure you got more than your fair share of noogies when you were a kid. Justifiably.

Girls, girls! Let's keep this thread focused on its original aim- more pics of this hot slab of fuck!

trailer trash granny is setting up his OF.

be patient.

r142, Is the kid we would shove in a locker after we flushed his head in a toilet

I want to chop down his cherry tree.

R148 don’t ask me why but I don’t understand lol

🥵🥵🥵🥵

This video is always a welcome sight!

His clothes, hair, sculpted body, and the image he projects are perfect. The stripping and water skiing were well-choreographed. The song he chose to play on the piano is very sentimental. GAY. Give him a few years after high school.

Someone already has a fake ig account and a just for fans using Landon’s real ig shots. Creepy.

Just a reminder

Im a bossy bottom for life and even I would delight in munching on and dicking those gorgeous ass cheeks.

Just a reminder that this hottie is still out there.

how can you survive on doing missionary work?

where is the video of him playing piano?

Great ass but that damn song makes me wilt.