Ansel Elgort takes slutty new thirst trap

and thin! He should bulk up.

I don't like the guy in movies, and judging from this, I don't care for his body either.

did daddy take the pic?

He's so uninteresting

His shoulder and hips are the same width. Not a good look.

At least he sits like a proper lady.

Maybe he should do an OnlyFans as I suspect that the notorious flop West Side Story was a career killer for Ansel and the rest of the cast

What?

GAY!

r7, my favorite guy, looks-wise, from WSS is John Michael Fiumara, a dancer. He's continuing to dance, currently in Funny Girl, so I guess his career is going okay.

He's not immune to thirst-trapping, either.

R8 Hate to break the news to you but your 15 minutes are up. Fame is fleeting and I don't think your Oscar is going to do much more for your film career than your predecessor in that role; in fact, I think you'll have less of a career than Rita.

Sitting naked on that chair isn't sanitary!

Skimpy beard, skimpy chest hair, and probably a skimpy dick.

Skimpy talent, too.

You must be the only one who thinks Ansel’s Elgort is skimpy.

He's hot. I'd suck his dick.

He’s attempting to upstage Austin Butler, who is, now, hotter than hot-crossed buns.

I just pulled that outta my ass to start trouble.

I generally don't find him appealing - he just doesn't have any charisma.

I will grant that he looks better in that pic than he usually does although I'm not sure that says anything.

He was good in Baby Driver. That's it.

The bigger the puka shell necklace...

the tighter the bussy

"Daddy likes me naked so he can always access my bussy."

Those are skulls, r19

Who is this guy?

All I can is GURL!!

Been there, done that.

He's just a pollock. A big, dumb pollock.

He can date rape and ghost me any day.

I'm guessing you meant Polack, dear r24.

Ansel Elgort does not have any Polish heritage.

How dare you STUPID FAT OLD QUEENS make fun of my boy Ansel! He is PERFECT! I love that body FUCK!

His body's nice but he's a butterface.

Does he even lift bro?

Is he selling feminine products? Sprays, powders, ointments? Tanning lotions???

at least he knows how to cross his legs like a proper young lady

His feet are enormous. Wonder what size he wears.

R10 I don't know her

He's sexy. Fine performance in WSS and TOKYO STORY. And sizemeat, which we all know about.

He looks like a young Harry Hamlin with that hair.

Looks unwiped.

He has a fine natural body unannotated.

[quote] He was good in Baby Driver. That's it.

I also thought he was very good in The Fault in Our Stars. That is where I saw him first.

His performance (I use the term loosely) in The Fault in Our Stars killed that movie for me. Stopped watching halfway through. He’s a nepo nothing burger.

[QUOTE] His shoulder and hips are the same width. Not a good look.

He has the body of a woman with those weak, scrawny shoulders. That’s why he’ll never be leading material.

Someone get word to Ansel that this is what a man’s shoulders are supposed to look like:

r3 Do you mean his actual biological Dad?

Yes, r42. His actual, biological dad, fashion photographer Arthur Elgort.

r43 Thanks!!

Next stop: ONLY FANS!

Poor thing.

I wouldn’t subscribe if it was free.

Ansel is sooooo frigging hot.

Does he ever go to the gym? Smh

His nails have a weird shape.

[quote]Does he ever go to the gym? Smh

Not everybody wants to be muscular.

I want to be the chair.

I want to be the towel.

The cocky bitchy attitude makes me want the D more

but big where it counts R24

This is such a silly pose. At a glance I thought: What odd shorts he's wearing. Coy is a strange look for a man pushing 30.

A man without muscle

Fess up R12 You'd let him sit naked on your face

He's been lazy and lost his muscle.

He has big feet.

So who took the picture? His boyfriend?

I love a nice slim body. No muscle required.

I find this asshole so hot and I hate myself for it.

r61 Why is he an asshole?

He's just an arrogant prick. Unfortunately I love those types.

r52, I think that's a pair of shorts, not a towel, he has draped across his lap.

How does he find the time to post thirst traps in between his many projects and allegedly fucking underaged girls?

[quote] His feet are enormous. Wonder what size he wears.

Size 12, according to WikiFeet Men.

He has good hair.

He's perfect for a fuck except for the big dick. I just can't take that kind of monster. I'm still pink, in tact and tight as fuck. I don't like big dicks.

Where's his dick?

[quote] Where's his dick?

Locked in R68's vivid imagination.

Along with the fantasy that he's still "pink, in tact and tight as fuck."

Sure, Jan!

I’d suck him off and eat his ass

Isn't Elgort banned on DL?

[quote]Along with the fantasy that he's still "pink, in tact and tight as fuck."

I doubt he's "in tact." His father's Jewish. I imagine he had a bris.

[quote] I doubt he's "in tact." His father's Jewish.

We were talking about R68, who still thinks his used up slop hole is tight and virginal.

I love that all of the elderly fatties on here are bitching about someone being skinny.

He’s easy to make fun of, but out of nowhere he’s really, really good as the lead in Michael Mann’s Tokyo Vice series. Probably saved his career.

Ansel is bad vibes.

Who? Never heard of him.

VIDEO = He is clearly into Spacey in this video (no joke)...Touching him...Etc....No Thanks...

Wow. They totally fucked. HOT

He looks scrawny. I can imagine him playing a hippy.

I wanna suck his toes for hours then move onto his huge cock and worship that body. Oh he is a perfect specimen!

Ansel’s looks have already peaked. There were a few DLers who correctly predicted that this would happen.

He looks better than ever. Like more masculine Shawn Mendes.

He's a bit of an exhibitionist

Exhibit, already, Ansel. Exhibit!

He's just a hot young actor. You can skate by on good looks, a scrumptious name, and decent acting chops. But you can't have any depth by skating through life. This is why 99% of the time an actor "speaks up" and "uses their platform", I roll my eyes. Anyways, if he doesn't develop a soul, he's going to turn 30 and be forgotten. The best he'll do is supporting actor on a few AMC series.

He has already lost much of the youthfulness when he first gained fame... now he's trying to transition to more masculine/mature leading man roles with only so-so success. Need to butch up more for that.

Ewww. Kill it before it reproduces.

R78 "It" is still better looking than most DL'ers... lol

He's cute and kinda sexy but I'm not seeing the need for obsession. His type is a dime a dozen in rich parts of the Northeast. Hot, dumb and privileged and would message just for attention on Grindr and ghost you.

I didn't like him in Elvis.

The guy at your picture looks like an empty shell R44. You are tacky.

Sorry, meant the guy at R41 was tacky

He’ll break you in, OP.

And all you bottom queens complaining when men are slim and lean and not some plastic Ken doll on steroids like the bland and boring looking biracial guy at R41 are pathetic. Did it occur to you that it is just you who have poor taste. You are just like some old fraus.

Btw. steroids are really dangerous and can cause testical cancer.

[quote]He has the body of a woman with those weak, scrawny shoulders. That’s why he’ll never be leading material.

Chris Pine is doing okay

Is he still dating the pretty ballerina?

He is tall right? In the 6’3”range or up?

He needs a serious makeover. He can afford a personal trainer and stylist. Bulk up and cut the hair. Based on his performance in WSS he should also hire an acting coach.

Nah, there's a space for the classy, hipster gen wtf ever.

Baby Driver was good. WWS? Come on. (I didn't watch it.)

He'll be fine and I'm sure he sends his love.

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I think this is having the wrong effect... it made me laugh

acting nude is acting 101.

He doesn't need to bulk up. His body looks great as it is. Not everybody needs or wants to be a Muscle Mary.

[quote]He has already lost much of the youthfulness when he first gained fame... now he's trying to transition

Why is it any time someone wants attention they transition? See Elliot Page.

Weird droopy nipples. They look like Britney Spears’s eyes.

Everyone on this thread would drop to their knees and start sucking on demand.

He looks unrecognizable now. I would run the other way if I saw him on the street with his beady eyes and little stache.

R109 would be first in line to suck

R105 Try competing for alpha male roles without abs and pecs.

r111 Chris Pine does okay.

Garbage. Spacey Pass Around. No Thanks. Old Video Clip = Fat and Crooked Teeth.

He's got some dick sucking lips. Probably a soft, pillowy ass too.

That skull necklace is Tibetan.

r115 That's grounds for immediate cancellation.

The infamous “I’m a 13 year old taking a shit”pose. So awful. I can’t erase this image. The early 80s styling. The pancake ass. Sweet Jesus deliver me.

For someone has good looking as he is, he's a complete charisma black hole on screen. Not only does he not have any, he sucks it out of all his costars.

Such a bad face.

R118 Not true. In The Fault of Our Stars, he had charm and charisma enough as well as chemistry with his co-star. It's how he got his foot in the door as a movie actor. He has made rather faulty project choices since then and hasn't really topped that performance.

R120 = That was 8 years ago. He isn't exactly carrying any movies. His West Side Story reviews were horrible. He isn't getting any younger and he was never hot anyways...And lets not forget he has had ACCUSATIONS...whoopsie...Has Been...

R 113 sounds like she's in love

Mediocre in every regard. I thought thirst traps were supposed to be hot, not room temperature.

Ansel is so awful that he makes Chalamet less annoying in comparison.

Trying to trap the 14yo’s

He's attractive but he's not the type I would go out of my way to want to fuck. He needs a tanner skin and darker hair.

He’s way more hot than that stupid Timothy guy or Bash guy people obsess about. Where’s all the threads dedicated to this PERFECT SPECIMEN

Who cares about your tacky taste in tanned queens R126?

Obviously Ansel is cool enough not to waste his time in gym or damage his health with steroids. Good for him that he doesn't have to cover his insicurities this way. After all, isn't he a straight upper middle class white man. It us more a thing for minorities and guys from poor background who have to compensate.

He is very good in Tokyo Vice on HBO Max. Surprised the show is not getting more attention.

I think he's dreamy. He can serenader me with "Tonight" on my fire escape anytime he wants.

He kinda looks like a low budget Marlon Brando.

[quote]At least he sits like a proper lady.

No, he does not, trash.

A lady crosses her legs at the ankles, not at the knees like a common whore.

So, he sits like a proper common whore.

I wish he did foot fetish videos.

If only he'd done West Side Story dressed...or undressed like that. Everything would have been different.

Wow, I didn't know Ansel had so many fangurls. I mostly indifferent, he's attractive but that's all I can say. He doesn't seem interesting or of any substance. But I do think that fact he had a comeback and James Franco is now going back to work. Just proves nobody can get "cancelled" permanently. Attention spans are short as hell and having money always wins.

I've always admired his insistence on playing Tommy Ross in the Carrie reboot as mentally challenged. And I've been obsessed with his style since he wore opera pumps to the Met Gala. At his age!

That Carrie remake and the Endless Love remake just looked like 90-minute H&M clothing ads

Just imagine what he had to go through working with Keven Spacey on Baby Driver.

R140 Back seat BJ?

r113 Ypu think he has slept with Kevin Spacey?

r113 Ypu think he has slept with Kevin Spacey?

The crossed legs are very dainty and ladylike.

R143 = no. I think Kevin Spacey chose Ansel for Baby Daddy because he Spacey appreciated Ansels religious beliefs.

r145 Im not talking about Kevin Spaceys motives but rather do you think Ansel gave Kevin what he wanted?

I don't think Ansel had to succumb to Spacey's inevitable overtures. He was more marketable than Spacey at that point and didn't need his help.

A very special ABC After School Special - Ansel Elgort in 'Mother, May I Sleep With Kevin?'

I think Spacey would target underage boys or boys from disadvantaged backgrounds. Not a young adult man from a rich background with connections.

r149 False. Spacey fondled Richard Dreyfuss' son.

VIDEO = Dreyfus son confirming the allegations against Spacey...

He's hot, for sure. But he has "Restraining order" energy. As a person that can't stand a musical, I was enjoying West Side Story UNTIL he showed up.

I thought he was very good in WSS, personally. And he's quite good in TOKYO VICE. Learned Japanese for the role, not an easy task!

I just rewatched Rules of Attraction, and have come to the conclusion that Ansel is the second coming of Kip Pardue, right down to the sex scandal. Pardue did play football and is built like it, while Ansel took dance, but otherwise very similar aesthetic.

R153 Well, it kinda is when you have ALL day to devote to it. It's not like he learned it between shifts at Best Buy. Come on now.

I wanna suck those big toes!

I sure wish we could see how handsome the people are who think these stars, who make millions off their looks, are hideous.

Will he show dick like Kip Pardue?

^ The only card Ansie has left to play.

R157 You REALLY don't. The most critical of others' looks--especially in the gay community--are usually fairly unattractive. Especially, those who use the term "Fugly." I have never met an attractive person who uses that word.

Would love to see him and Chalamet make out

r161 Sounds very hot but if Shawn made out with him who would be the top?!

R158 when did he show dick?

Who is/was Kip Purdue?

R163, it's about one second in Rules of Attraction when he recaps his Europe trip. You probably have to pause and watch frame-by-frame to even see it.

This is really what KP is famous for. The director spent his own money to take him to Europe and film all of this. At one point he was going to release a film from all the footage he took, but he didn’t get releases on all the girls KP fucked. The Kipster dick makes a brief showing at about 3:15.

All the sex and masturbation in the movie was real. It was basically filmed like a reality show with the cameras following Kip every minute. And he fucked a lot of girls every night.

^That's hot as fuck

Ah, the 90s. yes. Love Kip Pardue, very sexy. Jacked off to him a lot when I was coming out in the 90s.

Elgort is a butterface but has a nice body.

What is KP doing now? He's so forgotten.

R171 No acting project since 2019 it seems... He was last seen in Hulu's Runaways.

Someone offer him a role that has full frontal nudity. I want to see his bits

I too loved Kip Perdue. I was just hitting puberty when Remember the Titans came out. The brief kiss and his gorgous hair sent me to the moon. I just had to rent Rule of Attraction, but I think I was in 8th Grade. It slipped under my mom's nose and the Blockbuster guy didn't rat me out. I fired up that DVD and felt like I hit the jackpot between Kip, Ian Summerhall, and the "Handsome Dunce" played by Kavan Reece. I couldn't wait to go to college after seeing that movie!

But back to Kip. Mike Vogel effectivly took his career.

"Freshman don't OD."

FUcking love this movie.

I watched the first two episodes of "Tokyo Vice" last night, it's good! Feels almost old-fashioned like an '80s TV show. The camera often lingers lovingly on Ansel's face and body. I started to wonder if Michael Mann is an old closet case.

R176 Is there any homoeroticism in this series besides the camera work?

Kip Pardue sexually harassed a costar a couple of years ago. His career is over.

Is that Trishelle from Real World Vegas?

Not really, r177, which is unfortunate. But there was a shot of shirtless Ansel from below, with his bounteous treasure trail on fully display, that made me think Mann has an ... appreciation for him.

r176 r180 Hollywood has no shortage of closet cases.

He probably waxes his groin and hole.

R182 As a slut should!

just keep taking thirst traps as long as you can.

Here's Ansel at a party for a photography exhibition featuring the work of Sophie Elgort—his sister?—at Adean's Madison Avenue pop-up. Also popping up: maybe a bit of VPL in his purple pants.

This guy's had a very privileged life that most people could only dream of

wtf is wrong with his calves?

not enough hay.