Sydney Sweeney covers the new issue of VON Magazine

Nice work, PR hack.

Ellen von Unwerth says coming soon

Who let the teenage girls into this party? You’re a PR hack, aren’t you?

The OP is a fat PR beast but the PR stands for Puerto Rican. The OP is the Brooklyn Seacow Ed.win Mont.anez Jr..

read this too quickly and thought it was about Sylvia Sydney

Good heavens! Sylvia Sydney would never pose astride a motorcycle like some kind of trollop.

She also lacked Sydney’s bombshell looks and body

Magazines are still a thing in 2022?

R8 yup

Someone I've never heard of is on the cover of a magazine I've never heard of.

Gosh.

Nope.

who???

Omg. The second cover. QUEEN

OMG STRIKING

BOMBSHELL 🥵

Euphoria isn't for teens, it's for adults. Just like Larry Clark's Kids and Bully and Gregg Araki's Teen Apocalypse trilogy which it heavily borrows from stylistically. Teens watch it but may not interpret the same way an adult viewer. ED.WIN isn't an adult mentally though, she's a white teenage girl in an obese Latinos body.

She looks like a porn ho to me in those pictures.

She makes Anna Nicole Smith look like Monica Viitti.

That teen lolita Traci Lords doll look is back in style.

Who are these whores?

Greer Garson is turning in her grave.

Get a job and a real life OP

OP has a job, but def needs a reality check if he's assuming he's gonna make anything out of this thing called Sydney.

That jailbait shit is so played out. Every decade there's lolita type the media obsesses over. Sweeney is an adult but is famous for playing a nympho teen blonde with huge tits. I think it's just Britney Spears and Brooke Shields "shock value" going for her. Once that dies down, let's see where her career goes

She’ll never be anything but tits. She’s a butterface but her body isn’t anything to exactly write home about.

Y’all

Do we have a Sweeney stan on the DL now?

She's slutty hot. If I was a straight guy, I'd want to fuck her.

She has tard face, but str8 guys only care about her fat tits soo....

R31 “The Sweeney Stan” is the Brooklyn Seacow look at R30

I've seen better prossies in the ghetto on a Saturday night.

She's the current day Tara Reid or Jaimie Pressley. White trash trailer hot. Busted face but blonde hair, blue eyes and big tits. She could Debra LaFave or Karla Homolka in a biopic.

*could play

Who is this fucking whore? And why should we care?

I’m a fan of her work but you’re mental op. Are you her publicist?

I must be the only one that finds Barbie Ferreira to be most beautiful on that show. If she would loose weight she would be a real beauty. Here's a photo what she looked like before she got fat. Plus she's gay or bi.

Wow with the extra weight she has Rumeur Willis face

She acts way better than Zendaya on Euphoria to me. I'm sorry I can't buy Zendaya as a junkie at all. I can buy Sweeney as a damaged obsessive hypsexual borderline.

Sweeney is a great actress and I think she’s uniquely beautiful.

Zendaya’s role is nothing like Sydney’s. Let’s stop comparing

R43 I'm comparing acting, Ewwdin. Zendaya is a mediocre actress but was given a meatier role because of her name value and connections. It's not that deep.

Zendaya was given the LEAD role. She’s the star.

R45 Yes, thank you for telling me that, aren't you smart? But the point is she's a bland actress and all the other actors outdo her even that Angus dude.

Zendaya does great in her role. Why are they better? Because they give bigger and showier performances? Zendaya plays Rue very laid back because she’s high all the time. And even drug addicts have said her depiction of a young drug addict is accurate.

I find her to be gorgeous, but these photos do her zero justice.

I would not describe Zendaya's wooden and forced acting as "laidback." She's serviceable at best and laughable at worst. It's easy to be cast when you have Hollywood connections you established as a child and later surfers the casting couch.

R49 lmaoooo stay pressed. Low life

Who?

R50 Ok ass-kisser. You ain't drinking Zendaya's piss anytime soon.

She cute with pretty titties. Her acting is decent too she deserved that Emmy nomination.

She's fuckin ugly.

Epitome of a butterface.

Liked it better when Iris Chacon did it … over 40 years ago.

She looks like gollum with blonde hair.

Barbie <3

R50 The retarded seacow Ed.win Mont.anez Jr. calling someone a “lowlife” is like a turd calling a skunk, stinky.

I’m calling it now she’ll be in a Anna Nicole biopic

R59 perfect casting

[Quote] She's the current day Tara Reid or Jaimie Pressley. White trash trailer hot.

That is a good way of putting it. Jamie could pull off those kinds of roles and has good comedic timing.

she's a human christmas tree. 😂

I think you guys are just jealous, she's clearly gorgeous

oooh, "lezzies"! What an insult! Are you off for your summer school break, child?

R39 I agree she is pretty. Alexa Demie is too.

The show needs more gays and lesbians in general. Not just have everyone is bi, pan or trans.

The show needs nothing. It works fine the way it is. Thanks.

R66 self-hating gay (Eewwwdin), I need more gay men and lesbians on it and not problematic bisexual stereotypes. Also as you know ten years ago, Jules character would have been a fem gay best friend who's the voice of reason. Trans women replaced that archetype.

R65 Why? There are like 20, or even less, main characters on the show. Cal is bi, with preference for men, Rue is gay or bi, Jules is trans, Elliott is bi. LGBT people make maybe 10% of the population. They already overfilled that percentage by a lot.

Cal does more than represent for the LGBT community. Every character bordering on pan or bi is unrealistic as is.

Might I add that if someone said the show needs more brown and black people, you would scream WOKE and start bitching. Remember that before crying that there aren’t enough LGBT people.

Everyone being bi is unrealistic yes. But the lack of at least gays and lesbians who are the actual majority of the LGBT population is more unrealistic. And Cal isn't gay, he's a bisexual pervert. Gay men don't fuck women or trans. Clearly it seems straight people write this show.

R69 I'll keep bitching until gay men, bisexual men and lesbians are represented properly. And mainstream media still gets it wrong. Bisexual women and trans people get the better representation. Woke is a useless term and I don't take anyone seriously who uses it to disparage others.

R70 he’s mostly gay. And there is nothing unrealistic about this. This focuses on a small group of friends. Over 90% of people are straight. And most straight people will be friends with straight people, or bi people. Especially in the suburbs.

Some of you need to escape your make believe major city bubbles.

R70 YOU use that word. YOU do. It’s in your history buddy. Have some self-awareness

R70 "But the lack of at least gays and lesbians who are the actual majority of the LGBT population" Yeah, that's bullshit. There's like 6-7x more bi women than there's lesbians. According to every research ever made on that subject.

R71 the show isn't realistic to begin with though. It's written by an older millennial dude and seems more early 2000s than modern day. Most people aren't friends with junkies, teen porn stars, trans girls and etc either. Teenagers aren't on hard drugs, partying and fucking every night. And don't look like 25-year-olds. Everyone being bi, fluid and attracted to trans is more unrealistic than having a strictly gay man or lesbian in cast. Cal is bisexual and perverted, there is no such thing as "mostly gay." You are or you aren't lol. There are openly gay people in suburbs and small towns and gave straight friends. Euphoria is set in an urban area that appears to be Southern California, not a rural town.

R73 thank you. He really just makes up anything and thinks because he says it means it’s a fact, as if we don’t know how to check up facts on the internet in 2022.

He also says Middle Eastern people are classified as white in Europe when they are literally classified as Middle Eastern. Middle Eastern is it’s own race in Europe. And that’s a fact. But he lies and thinks because he’s saying otherwise means it’s true.

R74 but THERE ARE teens addicted to drugs, more now than there have been in decades. AGAIN, look it up before posting. I don’t understand you. You think just because you’re claiming it means it’s true. The facts are right there at your fingertips.