That Highland Park Police Officer is HOT!

He is, indeed. My naps are being interrupted by the alarm clock ringing for the next press conference.

Indeed. more please.

Watching him now in the live press conference. HOT! He sure got heavily into the hair gel since yesterday.

You all get the vapors over the most basic looking guys.

I knew you fuckers were going to be panting after him!

Same! I can’t tell how his body is, though.

Get the Vitalis, quick the Vitalis!

I think he actually got a hair cut since yesterday. Tacky. But very hotttttttttttttt!!!!!!

OP's photo does not do him justice!

Smokin!

Agree, R8, but I had trouble finding one.

Are you all over 70? This guy is nothing special.

He's the Deputy Chief Sheriff in Lake County. He probably doesn't live in Highland Park. The county seat is pretty far away.

He's hot. And he ain't pure Italian. Probably some Irish or Polish in there.

His measured scruff, widow's peak and piercing blue eyes are really something!

OK, I’m convinced the same person is posting over and over again because this guy couldn’t look more basic.

DL demands HotCop gets his own Only Fans page in 3,2,1...

How did OP neglect to make this a MAMMA’S MUSSY post?

NO ONE wants to hear about Mamma's mussy.

This one seems pretty hot too.

Married.

I was going to say no, but he looks good in the video.

Does he have an Only Fans?

Someone find out more about him, stat! Age? Lives in what town? Shirtless? Come on, Datalounge detectives!

Any gay rumors?

HaHa! You’re not alone, OP! I was developing lust in my heart, and in my loins for Deputy Chief Christopher Covelli, and I texted a mate “what’s wrong with me that I can’t stop lusting after this hottie?” His reply, “I’ve had vapors since he first stepped up to the mic!” 😂

After a bit of probing online I’ve determined he’s married, with 2 daughters, 1 son. No firm answer on age - he’s been in law enforcement since 2004, so I’d guesstimate he’s around 39.

Couldn’t find any shirtless or VPL pics - hoping fellow DL sleuths will have better luck 🤞🏻

#🔥[italic]HotCop

He doesn't look bad without the beard, also.

R25, nice work. Does he live in Lake Forest???

R28 not entirely sure where he lives - he has worked in Lincolnshire, and Waukegan. His undergrad was from Colombia College, and has professional license or certificate from Northwestern, where he also teaches a course in public safety.

I’m dying to get a peak under that uniform - even a shot on the beach or the backyard shirtless and showing some leg! I suppose it’s too much to hope for a Matt Guttman pube pic! 😜

R27 getting a lot of bottom energy from that shot, so wrigleyville tops, please have you guns cocked

Quite pleasing . I would like to inspect shirtless photos to help confirm my very positive impression of him.

[quote] I suppose it’s too much to hope for a Matt Guttman pube pic! 😜

Her ya go, r29!

I knew the second I saw him he would be all over datalounge.

Nice one R28!

What I meant was, it would be too much to hope for a Matt Guttman pube pic (below) for our hot cop! 😋

He looks like Bradley Cooper.

I was more impressed by his handling of the press conference in comparison with anyone from Uvalde Tx.

I do think he has a bit of a resemblance to Bradley Cooper.

[quote]How did OP neglect to make this a MAMMA’S MUSSY post?

It's MOMMA, not Mamma, and her mussy only lubricates for cagemeat, not copmeat.

Columbia College is a small college in Chicago. Has nothing to do with the undergraduate school of Columbia University.

Very hot sexy cop, nice eyes, scruff is sexy, good speaking voice,, looks average body, but we can work on that in the datalounge gym for men with potential, the cop is basic sexy hot, but nice nonetheless, I'm guessing he's hairy chested...

WANT

He went to Columbia in Missouri.

He could use a better photo at his Linkedin page.

Nice teeth, though.

The shooter would have been at home at Columbia in Chicago, Andy Dick's alma mater.

[quote]And he ain't pure Italian. Probably some Irish or Polish in there.

What an ignoramus. Not all Italians look like Al Pacino. Not even all southern Italians. He might be Italian and several other ethnicities. Or he might be 100% Italian. Stop stereotyping.

Oh that head shot at r42 is dreadfully misleading! Those of you who haven't seen him on camera in action will surely think we lustful eldergays with semisoft dicks are out of our minds.

Bradley Cooper stars in the 37 part Netflix series "Highland Hawk" the true story of Chistopher "Chris" Covelli, the man at the center of the latest mass shooting that always happen now. The Ryan Murphy production features Lady Ga Ga as Covelli's wife "Patrizia" and fresh-faced newcomer Elliot Page as Bobby Crimo. The story begins with the first 36 episodes dealing with Covelli's police training with other men in long, sweaty training sessions concluding with the required full body rubdown, while the last episode has something about a shooting during the end credits.

Green eyes.

He's a good communicator.

A much better pic of our hot cop in the attached article.

R44 -- Do you understand the word "probably?" Maybe I should have written, "chances are."

Out of uniform with the wife in 2021. She's a cop too.

OP, I fapped as soon as I saw him. Couldn't even listen to what he was saying for which I'm very ashamed. Gorgeous.

[quote]What an ignoramus. Not all Italians look like Al Pacino. Not even all southern Italians. He might be Italian and several other ethnicities. Or he might be 100% Italian. Stop stereotyping.

And actually Chicago unlike NYC/NJ had a big immigration of Italians from Tuscany.

In fact, Covelli is a Tuscan name and his gold skin and hair with blue eyes is very Tuscan coloring.

R35 - Yes - I agree he looks like Bradley Cooper - especially the upper portion of his face. Our 'Brad' has a longer nose & face but Chris looks a bit cuter. Another asset is he's very articulate and can respond spontaneously to questions during the news updates.

Copaganda

Good communicator = BDE

Wasn't that impressed by the photo, but in motion, he looks pretty good for a cop.

Wow! His looks vary enormously from photo to photo. I prefer him live.

The older photos don't due justice. He appears to have grown into his looks.

A medal for Valor? Oh my.

Now THAT is the real stunning and brave.

R49 - Do you understand the word "ain't" and context.

[quote]And he ain't pure Italian.

You're saying he's not "pure Italian."

Then you list other ethnicities he might be.

You don't even understand what you wrote. Moron

R52 - he could very well have Tuscan heritage. The moron who posted about "pure Italian" was saying because he wasn't swarthy, he must have other ethnicities in his background. My family comes from Campania and my mother's side are all fair skinned with blue or green eyes.

No where near as hot as the one they kept showing on MSNBC. I wish I could find a picture. He was gorgeous.

[quote]And he ain't pure Italian. Probably some Irish or Polish in there.

[quote]What an ignoramus. Not all Italians look like Al Pacino. Not even all southern Italians. He might be Italian and several other ethnicities. Or he might be 100% Italian. Stop stereotyping.

I really wish the both of you would just fucking die already. I'm so sick of your despicable racism. We get it, fuckheads. Not a single human can be considered attractive unless they're whiter than white with light eyes and light hair.

R58 The photo at R50 isn't even a year old. This one is from 2021 as well.

Maybe it's the uniform.

He's alright. There's much better looking guys at the local gas station tbh. Y'all need to get out more often.

He's cute.

R64

So what cute cops will tomorrow's mass shooting bring us?

Found the hottie dark-haired one. Way cuter than this guy. @2:32 mark

I thought of you all instantly when I saw him. 🥵

Nothing like a man in uniform!

... unless it's a man out of his uniform.

Here's a press conference from today July 5. He is in charge for most of it - just a few minor distractions from some old women. LOL! But smart old women I am sure - the mayor or coroner.

So Crimo attempted suicide and 6 months later threatened to kill his family - they confiscated a shitload of knives from him for safekeeping.

You know nobody wants a database of this kind of info about them - I'm sure the ACLU et al would find any such info gathering & retention - so it's a real dilemma how to ensure someone buying a gun does not have mental health issues.

Seems like a bear cub. I don’t think he’s hot at all.

R66 No shooting, but there was a clip of a hot cop at NYC Pride last week.

R72 - now that's beauty!

So cops weren't banned from this year's NYC Pride after all?

Maybe they let some hot ones attend.

Meh, he looks like a non-famous version of Bradley Cooper.

Has the policeman who was photographed with his hands grievously over his face been identified? That photo will become a symbol of these awful times. Plus, he looks real hot.

Has the policeman who was photographed with his hands grievously over his face been identified? That photo will become a symbol of these awful times. Plus, he looks real hot.

Covelli has a small jaw and a lined face.

But he looks intelligent, sincere, committed and quietly emotional.

'Covelli' is a beautiful name.

It rolls on my tongue.

His brows are furrowed with the anxiety of having to bear such ugly news to the waiting reporters.

Gorgeous!!!!

Short fingers, bald forearms.

He could climb over me any day!

Does he have any tatts? That could be a game changer.

Looked like his ass was kinda wide when they turned to head back inside. I did like his new hairdo!

He reminds me of a character actor. But, I'm blanking on the actor's name.

I'd pay good money to look that "basic."

I don't know what world you all live in, but your ideas of "basic" - and what is acceptably "hot" - seem a little unrealistic.

[quote]He's hot. And he ain't pure Italian.

Based on what?

The photo of him with the wife is sad, sad. Or, she is sadly unattractive.

^^ Just resting bitch face on the breeder.

Are we going to analyze every inch of this poor man just trying to do his job?

We are?

Okay. I'm in.

His big fat Italian dick is even better!

[quote]Are we going to analyze every inch of this poor man

I know what inches [bold]I[/bold] would like to analyze.

Oooh, I'd like to see a pic of his "wide butt".

We want to blow a hot cop like that!!!!!

I love hot cops. He's yummy.

He must be well aware of the comments being made about him. The fact that he gelled his hair in later appearances before the camera.

He's got that born 'n' bred Chicagoland accent, for sure. Those broad vowels.

Cut or uncut?

Chicago? Oh, he's cut.

[quote]He's got that born 'n' bred Chicagoland accent, for sure. Those broad vowels.

And absolute turnoff. I hate that accent. Sorry. I have relatives with that accent and I hate talking to them.

[quote]He reminds me of a character actor. But, I'm blanking on the actor's name.

Daniel Baldwin?

Anyway, the OP's picture of him is reasonably handsome, but there are other presentations far less flattering:

Hmm, yes 103. I see what you mean. It seems that his beard has given the impression he has a jaw line. Where in reality, it is a double chin. We need a pic with his shirt off. Still out on the tatt question?

I want to see the ass before I give my final score!

R103 I second that, Daniel Baldwin. He does give a good press conference though. Personally, I'll take the dark haired hottie.

He looks like he could just go all night long

He'd better give another press conference this afternoon or this thread will die a sad death.

He reminds me of James Franciscus in Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

Thick, cut, 7"+ and shoots heavy loads.

R104 Yeah, the beard is definitely hiding the chin-jawline issues.

The beard 🧔🏻 just makes him look so butch/alpha

Without the beard he looks like Raoul Esparza.

Sit on my face!

[quote]The fact that he gelled his hair in later appearances before the camera.

I like him better without the gel.

I wonder if he has hair on his back? Like an animal...

Rooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrr

When I first saw him I got an older Zach Efron vibe. I immediately thought he was hot. His wife is a very lucky if unattractive woman.

Here is your man!!!

He's so damn articulate! And that scruff really does the trick.

What’s his deal? Married or forever single?

Sorry but my tingles say he ain’t gay…

R121, have you just ignored the entire thread featuring pictures with his wife?

R122

Yes where’s the pictures?

His wife is not unattractive. He seems sweet and I bet he is a good gay advocate. Highland Park wouldn’t put up with a homophobe in that roll. I am guessing also a good friend and neighbor. Why does everything have to be sexualized?

[quote] in that roll

in that rôle

where’s her pic?

what’s up with these hot guys marrying ugly ladies?

did they not think they could get top tier pussy?

She had money and a truck. He had school loans. Tit for tat.

She trapped him the first daughter on the way.

[quote]Why does everything have to be sexualized?

You must be a frau.

R124, he doesn't work for Highland Park. He is the Public Information Officer for the Lake County Sheriff's Department...and clearly doing an outstanding job. He does seem kind and compassionate and not a stereotypical douchebro cop. It's too bad that law enforcement doesn't attract more people like him.

He gets bonus points for having a normal looking suburban wife.

I used to live in Highland Park and it truly is the epitome of "we never thought this tragedy would happen here." Nowhere in America is immune to this kind of senseless violence.

R121 He's married with three kids. His wife is a police commander for the Village of Lincolnshire.

He is starting to look like DaSantis.

Where’s her fucking picture???

R133 She's in the photos at R50 R62 R111.

I don’t think that’s his wife, I think 🤔 it’s his sister. There’re not having sex you freaks!

Vanilla breeders.

oh she’s ugly!!!

She looks much older than him . She either has a magic pussy or he has an inferiority complex or low self esteem. He could do much better. He might be on the down low . This happens a lot in Chicago. Then they go full gay as a goose at age 45-50 after the divorce and move to the city and join the Chicago Gay Mens Chorus.

R135 Just stop. Here's their wedding photo.

where’s her fucking picture?????

He gave away his sister at her wedding! What a nice hot brother!

OK, I see this thread has run its course.

He's an idiot. He was blaming the unsecured ladders for allowing the shooter to get access to the roof. Hey, how about individuals having access to military style asssualt weapons?

Yes, I have bad taste

R140 is clearly looking to be viciously slapped.

he loses major points without the beard, with beard he is hot...without he just doesn't do for me...he also doesn't look like he smells good the guy in the tic toc video needs to call me

Damn DL, I feel so at home with all of you and are shared lust of C. Covelli. The moment I saw him in the background prior too him speaking I was hoping they would let him say something. However that uniform works wonders cause he looks pretty average in civilian clothing.

It's fascinating how someone can be unknown to the public one day and the next day they're a celebrity, i. e. Michael Avenatti, Camille Vasquez, Christopher Covelli, etc.

The Highland Park Hottie

This is like when Mary Hartman fell for Sgt. Foley.

What makes him really attractive is his confidence and how articulate he is. Also the furrowed brows and nice lips make him very sexy. I agree he’s got his flaws, but collectively, he’s 🔥 AF

Meh. I think this is his ten minutes of fame. He'll be gone by tomorrow.

[quote]He'll be gone by tomorrow.

But tonight we dance

You dance, R153 -I'm having a good long wank.

Shame about the dad-bod. Nice face though.

Does anyone know if he has a nice fat ass??

R156 He's been eating donuts since 2004 when he was a patrol officer in the same village where his wife still works.

I'd forgotten that some Walmarts still sell suits.

As soon as I saw the guy's last name I KNEW this thread would have the bizarre DL posters who are obsessed with the ethnic composition of Italians. JFC. You never hear this shit about the French who are pretty much the same.

Needs to lose some belly fat, and there's no bulge to speak of.

R160 = Picky on Datalounge, not so picky in real life.

Hey, some of us like dad bods and a handsome face.

[quote]Shame about the dad-bod. Nice face though.

Many of us like a nice dad-bod. A little fur, some meat, yum.

^^^Just say it. You like fat fuckers.

Would totally fuck a teddy bear guy 🧸

[quote] and there's no bulge to speak of.

There wouldn't be in pleated khaki pants. Are you even familiar with male anatomy?

^Are you even familiar with pleats? Those are flat-front pants. I do like this guy, however, dad bod and all.

His wife has a great gig...six figure salary as a cop in a village with almost no crime at all. Lincolnshire has one of the lowest crime rates in the country...even lower than Beth Jarrett's lovely Lake Forest.

Beth Jarrett. Wow, that really shows the age of some posters here.

He looks like the real freaky type that loves to suck but loses all interest after he shoots his load. It’s in the eyes.

R168, are you new here? Beth Jarrett-isms are a long-running DL thing anytime someone mentions the Chicago North Shore region.

[quote]^^^Just say it. You like fat fuckers.

Yeah, I bet you're 5'7" 135 lb. I don't like scrawny 52-yo balding guys like you.

Buck would never have to look it up, R168

Beth Jarrett is the kind of mother eldergay DLers wish they had. She was rich and classy and WASPy, all of the things they desire.

Gayface if I ever saw one.

Another LL film!

Sorry wrong thread

I think his pinnacle was the public appearances before his makeover. Before that, he required a lot of imagination. Afterwards, he was too pretty.

The hawt not-hawt hawt policeman.

[quote]Afterwards, he was too pretty.

One can never be too pretty.

Hot? Nah Very attractive? Yup

So, I guess his fifteen minutes are up?

He had a hot ass, but it couldn't last forever...

He's hot.

Anyone here had him?

R181, Maybe he'll be on the next "Dancing With the Stars".

For anyone who was wondering what the cop @R19 look like:

HOT? That's about 20 degrees cooler than you think.

He looks like he drinks.