I can’t find my birth certificate!!!!

Call your state's office of vital statistics.

If you're in the US...

What state, OP? Some are harder to get than others.

Do you need it to get your passport to go to Europe with Ricky, Fred, Ethel, and the Band?

Contact the county clerk in the county in which you were born.

Cut off your head and show us your rings.

If only there was a search engine of some sort on the internet where you could type in questions like these and get an answer... Perhaps someone will one day invent one and call it something like "Google, You Lazy Cunt"

[quote]Contact the county clerk in the county in which you were born.

OP's county clerk is Kim Davis

Don't worry, your death certificate is on the horizon.

You can't. You no longer exist.

Can I have your stuff?

R8, I can’t get over that bitch having been married four times.

The county in which you were born can issue you a replacement birth certificate. It can all be done by mail and there will be a fee.

OP you start so many stupid threads out of a sad, desperate need for attention

OP=Barack Obama

I am sure that the St. Olaf County Clerk can open a box of Cracker Jacks and give you a new one, Rose

Those old chiseled on stone ones are hard to lose, too

[quote] "Contact the county clerk in the county in which you were born."

If only the records went back that far, R5!

I have an original copy of my birth certificate and then recently I ordered another. They sent me a computerized version with everything typed out. It said my mom was born in Tucson, Arkansas (instead of Arizona). I'm glad I still have the old one.

I ordered a replacement one a few years ago.

I’ve never needed it, but when I was a teenager, I tried to alter my original to try to get a fake ID (I know, I know), so it was useless, and I wanted an “official” copy.

I was able to do it all on-line after verifying my identity through various methods. It was mailed to me. Cost about $30.

Become "Born Again"

I don't know nothin' bout birthin' certificates.

Once you find it or get a certified copy make sure you make loads of copies and scan it onto your computer for safe keeping.

Go back to the hospital you were born in and have them make you a new one. Of course, you footprints are going to be HUGE, so they might run off the edge of the paper.

A hospital birth certificate is not official.

An uncertified copy of a certified Birth certificate has no value.

You're a vampire, OP; you just forgot, and that you never had the certificate. You are Unborn! See, all is fixed for you now.