Let's redo film titles with the proper trans-inclusive language!

8 Walking Talking Birthing Canals

"The Effect Of Gamma Rays On Person-In-The-Moon Marigolds"

You are an asshole OP.

About A Child Whose Gender is Subject to Change

Pride and Prejudice

3 Penised Persons And A Baby Who Was Not Assigned A Gender At Birth In Order To Prevent Their Psychological Enslavement

Why, R3?

Be specific. Support your answer.

R1 and R2 are the anti trans troll

Letter from an Unknown Menstruating Person

Call Me By Your Correct Pronoun

Call Me By Your Deadname

Birthing People (in Italian) Mia

T.E.T. the Trans Extra-Terrestrial

and its sequel

T.E.T. II the Terf Extra-Terrestrial

Ben-Get-Hur

Mildred's Penis Piercings

Funny Immature Womb Haver

Ten Cozy Individuals

Little Birthing-People

Ilsa: They Wolf of the SS (1975)

Cousinx, Cousinx

Ferrous-Them and Arachnid-They, cornerstones of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

The Front-Hole Monologues

Throw the Birthing Individual from the Publicly Subsidized, Earth-Friendly Rail Transit Vehicle

Elliot & Caitlyn & Chaz & Laverne

Person of Ever-Shifting Gender, Where's My Car?

When a Person Loves a Person

I'm shitting myself, this is the best thread!!!

Faster, Front-Hole Cat! Kill! Kill!

Glenn should have won the Oscar for The Spouse With a Vagina

Dilate Another Day

They-Devil

People in Love (1970)

The Penised Person from P.A.R.E.N.T'.S. S.I.B.L.I.N.G.

The Uterus Carriers starring Norma Shearer, Joan Crawford and Rosalind Russell

Death Becomes Them

12 Angry Non-Binaries

They Said, They Said

The Third Individual Assigned Male at Birth

Ordinary Enbys

A Non-Gender Assigned Child and Their Dog (1975)

The French Lieutenant's Person With a Neovagina

Ze's Gotta Have It

Mx. and Mx. Smith

How to be a Latinx Lover

Get They to the Greek

The Folx vs Larry Flynt

Victor/Victoria/Victorx

The Menstruating Person with the Dragon Tattoo

Menstrual Discomfort

Scent of an Individual Who Identifies as Female But Hasn't Received Enough GoFundMe Contributions to Complete Gender Confirmation Surgery

No Country for Elder Enbys

Two and a Half Demiboys

The TERFkillers

Twelve Angry Folx

R52 see R36

Pretty Menstruator

Child-Bearing Person Dearest

TERF Nazis Must Die

Moby Vagina Borne by Someone Who Is Definitely All Man

"Them" (1954)

Huit Menstreuses

The King and The Neo Pronoun of Your Choice

Transfemale Trouble

The KingsThey

The Fabulous Baker Masc-identifying Folx

The Cis Men

She Identifying Done Him Identifying Wrong

"Front-Hole", starring Brad Pitt

Born Yesterday Assigned Female

Les Mamelles de Tyrone

Shenis Tracy

A Birthing-Person Under the Influence

Trans stuff aside, “Seven Spouses for Seven Siblings” could be a pretty serviceable remake/update.

Looking For Mx GoodTransMasculine

Masculin Feminin Assignes a Naissance

Hedwig and the Angry LadyPenis

Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Chaz Bono, Chaz Bono

A Transman Deadnamed Wanda

A Letter to Three Cismale Adjacents

Polyamory City (La Città Polyamore)

Ben-They

Pretty Woman with a Dainty Adam's-Apple and Melodious Baritone Voice

Mx. and Mx. Smith

The Birthing People

(Directed by George Cukor)

Attack of the 50-Foot I-Don't-Know-I'm-Not-a-Biologist

And God Created What Humans Have in Their Narrow Minded Arrogance Labelled Woman

Driving Miss Gender

Dressed to Affirm One’s Gender and Kill

Misgendering on the Orient Express

The Menstruating Persons

(Directed by George Cukor)

—Anonymous

The DemiBoy in the Twitter Bubble

Chaz and the Chocolate Factory

The Trans Joy Luck Club

Who are Sally Kellerman and why are they saying all those horrible things about them?

Nonbinary Nonbinary Birdie

The Harvey Uterus-Havers

Dilate M’aam for Murder

Not Without My Front Hole

Wild Orchidectomy

Trannie Hall

Good Phallos

Caitlyn Almighty

The Literal Violence of the Lambs

This Happy Breeding People

The Disabled Cis Person of Birthing Person.

All About Evex

Florence of Arabia

Funny Person

Hannah and Their Assigned Female at Birth Siblings

Raging BullDyke

The GodPerson-With-a-Penis Parts I, II and III

You mean Godparent.

The Four Horsepeople of the Apocalypse

Throw Birthing Parent from the Train

Where the Penised Persons Are

Gentlepersons Prefer Blond(e)s

12 Angry Masculine-Presenting Persons

Individual of La Mancha

Parent of the Bride

Cis Female Birthing Parent, May I Sleep with Danger?

All The President’s Penised Persons

Who’s That Nonbinary Menstruating Person?

A Queer For All Seasons

Gashville

Tick, Tick…TRANS!

The Testicle Touters from Brazil

Scent of a Womxn

12 Angry Persons with Prostrates

Coal Miner's Child

One joke

One Touch of Shenis

Love With The Proper Pronoun

A Pronoun Affair to Remember

Little Orphan Trannie

Mars(ha P. Johnson) Attacks!

The Goodbye Young Person Who Identifies As Female

[...]

[...]

The Ex-Men

My Fair Menstruator

Th Music Nonmenstruator

R135 you win.

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead-named Man's Chest Binder

Real Men Don't Have Nipples

John Hughes' new teen comedy, "16 Puberty Blockers"

Don't Tell Mom, the Phalloplasty's Dead

The Vaginoplasty of No Return

Anorgasmia Karenina

Gone With The Kidney Dish

Gender Cult II: The Heretic

The Wizard of Inclusion

Dilate M For Murder

Midnight Cowthing

Grand Theft Autogynephilia

My Big Fat Fujoshi Clitoris

The Young Hardy Siblings

John Waters' "Cry-Bully"

James Cameron's new film, "Anime Avatar"

A Cis-Presenting, Womb Carrying Person Who May Or May Not Be a TERF, Roxane Hasn’t Decided Yet, Under the Influence.

Gwyneth Paltrow in "Social Contagion"

A Gender Clinic's Got My Baby

A Man and a Person

Everything You Wanted to Know About Gender Ideology (But Were Justifiably Afraid to Ask)

Funny who Might or Might Not Be a Girl

They, Tonya

The Trans in the Iron Mask

[...]

My Masculine Presenting Partner, Godfrey

Wonder Vulva Owner

There's a Person Assigned Female at Birth in My Soup

[...]

What Front Hole Persons Want

[...]

Catch THEM if You Can

There's Something About Mary (It's Her Dick!)

[...]

Gender, Lies, and Youtube Videos

Raising Paraphilia

What's Up, Gender-Affirmative Care Provider?

The Exor-Cis

The Killing Of Cis-Terf George

Throw Chest Feeder from the Train

Planes, Trains, and Autogynephilia

Working Front Hole

Rain Penised-Person

Slitless in Seattle

Cis-izen Kane

Stunning and Brave Heart

Cis-gender Women in Heteronormative Love

Menstruating people on the verge of nervous breakdown

Girl-Dick Tracy.

French lieutenant's cis woman.

Shenis Tracy

Rosemary's Neonate of Unassigned Gender

Batperson and Catindividual

The ExorCIS

Birthing Person Dearest

On Their Majesty’s Secret Service

Scottish gender non-conforming collie

It’s a Trans, Trans, Trans, Trans World

Pixar's Totally Normal Folx With Normal Genitals, Inc.

Repo Ma'am

Alice Doesn't Live Here Any More Because It's Alan Now

Dona Flor and Her Two-Spirit Husbands

Mean Cervixed people who present and identify with their cis heternormative roles assigned at birth by a patriarchal cis penised person-ed doctor.

Hannah and their cis-ters

I Never Sang for My Non-Birthing Parent

Birthing Person Dearest

Aunt Buck

Deadname Again

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice (Are All the Same Person, and If You Laugh, You're Cancelled)

Octofronthole

Xir Fallopian Tuber Friday

Mx. Doubtfire

Funny Them.

The Mosquito Bite Breasts Coast

Eat, Drink, Enby, Enby

A League No Longer of Their Own

Birthing Human and Sperminator Trap

The Incredible Shrinking Ovum-Producing Chest Feeder

Call Me By My Pronouns

[quote]Ben-They r77

[quote] Shenis Tracy r69

[quote]Faster, Front-Hole Cat! Kill! Kill! R28

A-Hahahaha!

They Devil

The Prime of Cis Jean Brodie

To Cisgendered Male Authority Figure, With Love

One Touch of Shenis

Queerelle

Don’t Tell M’aam the Theybie Sitter’s Deadname

Don't Trust the Gender Perjorative in Apartment 23

Dilate M for Murder

The Rocky Horror is Problematic Picture Show

Attack of the Gender Cult

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Nonbinary

Trans Don't Cry

Phalloplasty Ward of The Damned

Raging Bullshit

Child-bearer Mia!

Close Encounters of the Third Gender

Detransitiion IV: That Never Happens

Rik Mayall and Phoebe Cates in "Drop Dead Phalloplasty"

And God Created Woman... With A Penis

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off to Reflect on His White Male Cis Privilege.

Atrophied Cervix and the Gender Clinic of Doom

Willy Wacker and the Puberty Blocker Factory

Woman Is Just A Bunch of Feelings and Gender Stereotypes

Some Like It Cold To The Touch

[...]

[...]

The Way We/They/Them Were

[...]

[...]

Batpenis

G.I. Jane-John

My Stepfronthole Is An Alien

What Ever Happened To Baby Stefonknee?

The Passion Of The Penised Savior

[...]

People Who Identify as Boys Don't Cry

r126 knows all there is to know about the crying game

Honey I Let The Medical Profession Castrate Our Kids

R154 'Wonder Vulva Owner' doesn't comply because that excludes pre-op trans women from the role.

It would need to be Wonder Person, or maybe Wonder Human.

White Chicks (With Dicks)

Chariots of Fire Crotch

Intersectionality with the Vampire

One Tranny Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest

For BIPOC Uterus Transporters Who Live with Suicidal Thoughts or Behavior When the Symbol on the Gender Questioning Pride Flag is Sufficient

Epicenes From a Marriage

Dangerous Liaisons...Between a Str8 Guy and a Tranny (Str8 guy does not know tranny has a dick until they're in bed together)

The Dilate Show

A History of Literal Violence

The Crying As I Type This Game

American Xirstory XYY

White Chicks.... Who Are Now Special Coz Pronouns

Dr. Strange-Ethics or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let Amoral Butchers Mutilate My Kids

Will, I demand you slap R245

The Hills Have Weird Nipples

All That Jazz Jennings

Fantasia

Let Me Die a Woman

Rebel Without A Phalloplasty

Identity Thief

Alien Vs Jessica Yaniv

Eat, Drink, Pray, Hormones

The Blair White Project: Dick in Shadows

Transspotting

The Good, The Bad & The Unconvincing

On Their Majesty's Atrophied Cervix

Murray Poppins

Desperately Seeking Front Hole

Julie & Julia & Julio & Julian

They/Them Live

Florence Gump

Arachnatransphobia:

A small town is invaded by deadly transgendered South American spiders.

Don Juanita DeMarco

The Uterus of Frankenstein

Rochellx, Rochellx (A Young Furry's Erotic Journey from Manhood to Motherhood)

The T-Sucker Proxy

Top Surgery Gun

Don’t Tell Birthing Person the Proxy Parent is Dead

Mighty Hermaphrodite

Dawn of The Dead Penis Graft

Mastectomy Scarface

The Magnificent Ambersis

Dirty Harriet

Birthing Persons on The Verge of Neurodivergence.

Alan Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

A Person's Choice

Robert Altmans 3 Individuals

John Water's People Trouble

John Water's Serial Person

Penis/Off

Driving Mx. Daisy

CisHet Act, starring Whoopi Goldberg

Once Upon A Time In Transmerica

Karen The Barbarian

Pee-Wee's Big Shenis

Riding In Cars with Non-Binary Young Persons of Non-Specific Birth Genitals

The Assigned Female at Birth Demi Boy with the Post-Masectomy Nipple Tattoos.

How do you re-name films like Carrie, Frances, Marie, Harvey, Petulia, Michael, etc?

Lawrence Has a Labia

Terms of Engenderment

R309, you don't rename them. You recast them. With gender-affirmed folx.

"Carrie," starring a grossly overweight bald, bearded white guy who cannot act but takes himself very seriously, stuffed like a sausage into a size XXXXXL white 70s prom gown. He wears a tiara in every scene.

"Frances," starring a 6'7" black man in a blonde wig who minces around and speaks in a hoarse, whispery falsetto, until he is asked his occupation, at which point he screams/sings, "COCKSUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Non-Birthing Parent Of The Bride

Back To The Fucked-Up Future

When non-birthing person met birthing person

The Karate Theyby

Shenistail

The Little Mer-ENBY

All Quiet on the Western Front Hole

Little Pronoun Sunshine

Dawn of the Deadnamed

The Penised-Person Of Oz

Three Shenises and a Baby

Pre-menarchal Person, Interrupted

Menstruator 3: Rise Of The Manginas

Chico and the Penised Human

Sanford and Birthed Male Offspring

Puberty Blockin' 2: Transphobic Boogaloo

True Clit

Three Penises And A Baby

RoboCunt

Who's That Front Hole?

Trans Whores: Episode I—The Phantom Shenis

The Non Binary Sexually Fluid Person Who Fell to Earth

Semi-Pro Noun

Gimme Xelter

The Town That Dreaded Pronouns