Why was everyone so mean to C3PO?

He was always asking for a "hand solo" lubrication of his rusty parts.

He was a nervous nelly.

Fag!

He was an insufferable appliance who never shut the fuck up.

Maybe he should've cunted back at everyone.

[quote] He was always asking for a "hand solo" lubrication of his rusty parts.

Thank the maker. This oil bath is going to feel so good.

OP, being effeminate is not synonymous with being gay

*ahem*

R7 What world do you live in?

OP it's because he was mean to the very sweet R2-D2

Was R2D2 his boyfriend?

I'm assuming that R2 was the top, and C3PO was the bottom?

R2D2 was a stout lesbian.

[quote]Was it because he was a homosexual robot and very effeminate?

Sadly, yes.

Mad magazine's "Star Bores".

R2 was.the top, Threepio was the bottom. R2 would use that little gadget that he used to read computer databases in unspeakable ways like sticking it in Threepio's hungry hole.

C3PO needs some lessons from you mean queens.

He could have read Han Solo for FILTH!

R13 that's still funny 😂 MAD did some good work.

R2 was packing.

R2D2’s high-powered vacuum feature makes him popular with the gaybots.

C-3PO was a gentleman among savages.

Some of us can relate.

He was a narcissistic, cowardly busybody who liked to lord it over his squat, dumpy little friend everyone else loved.

It’s not exactly one of life’s mysteries, OP.

Yet he had the knowledge that the were seeking all along.

[quote] He was a narcissistic, cowardly busybody who liked to lord it over his squat, dumpy little friend everyone else loved.

So he was a Datalounger?

[quote] He was a narcissistic, cowardly busybody who liked to lord it over his squat, dumpy little friend everyone else loved.

C-3PO was Anderson Cooper and R2D2 Andy Cohen.

[quote]OP, being effeminate is not synonymous with being gay

Exactly. I just thought he was British.

R24, that reminds me of the old admonishment about who runs Hollywood. You know:

“It’s not true that the Jews run Hollywood. GAY Jews run Hollywood.”

Ol' Goldenrod.

C3PO was BULLIED.

It's very triggering to watch him be bullied by others in the Star Wars films. It's very sad.

Even R2D2 could be a bleeping cunt to him.

And in R2D2’s case “bleeping” is not a euphemism.

R26, that comes from a Topps trading card that had to be recalled when they realized Threepio had a dick attached to him for a joke.

I wonder if Anthony Daniels is gay.

[quote] that comes from a Topps trading card that had to be recalled when they realized Threepio had a dick attached to him for a joke.

Rofl!!!

Is there a picture of it?

Hopefully this connects, R31.

Hopefully this one works.

A link to an article about the "error" card.

Hopefully this one works!

C3PO is basically the Dr Smith of Star Wars. Dr Smith was supposed to be a baddie in Lost in Space, of course, but he was so ineffectual it didn't matter.

Miss Threepio is a Kaween, and R2D2 is his closeted lover!!

BB8 was one of Jabba's anal beads.

Snap.

The little cunt, I felt for him, poor cunt was sweating his bollocks off, all the way through filming, inside the sort-of tin-can we'd got him in. He turned up on the first day, we stuck him inside the thing--it was like a fucking dustbin we'd painted--and he was livid about it, to be fair. But I says to him, I said, "look mate, you know what you were getting into when you signed up for this job--if you didn't know about the robot costume, take it up with your fucking agent, as far as I'm concerned." Of course, this was before the Little People got all unionised properly, so there was not much he could do about it, so then he went.

Now one thing always bothered me, about that whole situation: we had this little geezer, in the tin-can, in forty-degree fucking heat. He didn't make the bleeping noises that the robot made, 'cuz we added them on after--y'know, sound effects in the edit. And he didn't have to move the thing about, 'cuz we had it on a set of wheels, and we were pulling it along by the old prop-men. So he didn't make the noises; he didn't move it; you didn't see him. So you've gotta ask yourself, haven't ya--why the fuck did we have anyone in there, at all?

So anyway, we finished the film, 'Space Film One'. It is what it is.