America's Favorite Crackhead Lindsay Lohan is Married!

I so much want to know if she wore white to her wedding.

Dear god, let her be barren

I call gayface on the Arab hubby. I wonder how much money exchanged hands.

She's gettin half.

This will not end well.

He's Gay and she's a paid beard as cover to his strict Muslim family...

That's my guess and I'm stickin' to it

I wonder if he’ll pump her red clown hole to keep up appearances.

You people are nasty pos. Projecting your ugliness onto someone you don't know. Gross. Get a life.

R8 Hi Ali!!

A Middle Eastern man? Dubai?

Yeah, we know how that went down.

Has Dina put the wedding night lingerie on eBay yet?

@r8, Maybe DL isn't right for you. The self-righteous forum is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Has Dina slept with him yet?

Damn! He was top of my list!

She should have been cast as Sadie Sink’s trailer trash mother on Stranger Things.

I don't think we can project any more ugliness onto Lohan's life, r8. She's already seen to it that it's at saturation point.

She looks great

So that's what Alok looks like without make up!

She doesn't even look like herself anymore after so many failed plastic surgeries, botox and fillers. Plus, hasn't she been working as a escort in the Middle East for over 15 years now anyway? Good luck with her new sugar daddy! I hope they never have children!

This guy is extremely hot for an Arab = Gay

She looks the best she’s had in years. Sober and healthy.

Everyone looks great with filters!

I contend that when an Arab is hot? They're the absolute hottest.

Britney's hubbie is hotter, but this guy will definitely do.

She looks stunningly like Lee Radziwell, also a well-known cunt

Does she wear a burka and recite the Koran?

I hope they didn't get married because she's pregnant

R6, um, but how straight is she? She ran around with that Ronson chick for years. And this was long before the current "it's cool to be queer" trend.

I also don't remember LiLo being that serious with any guy ever.

^ She was engaged to that rich Russian kid who beat her up

$$$$$ can make people rethink their sexuality.

Lindsay is pulling a Janet Jackson. Marrying a gay rich Arab, getting knocked up and later divorcing and getting a fat settlement.

Today is Lindsey's 36th birthday.

How do you snort coke through a burka?

Maybe she'll finally cut off her toxic family. Since she has actual money now. Write Dina a big fat check and get her out of her life.

She looks young and old at the same time

Lindshay congratulationsh!

He was all: why pay this bitch to doo doo on her when I can marry her and do it for free!

Is Lindsay auditioning to play Ashley Judd?

I remember when she was begging for the role of The Little Mermaid a few years back. Despite being too old, her voice too raspy and a terrible singer.

What happened to that album, she said she was working on anyway? The singles she released weren't too bad.

What are they going to do for money? Asst VP in a financial institution is a lower mid-level position. I doubt he has any money.

What happened to her beach club? I'm too lazy to Google. I just remember she was always high on the show and barely seemed interested.

I didn't think she would ever get married. She doesn't seem the domestic type at all. It's actually crazy to think how long she has spent as an expat. She must not miss America at all.

Eventually they buy the cow.

Hepburn's son said "Funny Face" was her favorite of her own movies.

First Paris Hilton, now Lindsay. How heartwarming - even old whores can find love.

Lindsay Lohan liked "Funny Face"?

Sorry Lindsey: wrong thread.

Kinda gapped teeth...

He's handsome

Mazel tov!

This thread should be re-titled "How to spot a middle aged frau on Datalounge".

She looks fantastic in those photos. I’m really happy for her. I was always low key rooting for her.

[quote]She ran around with that Ronson chick for years

That was a PR driven relationship. Even Lindsay admitted it years later.

I have always wanted her to do well in life.

Are you watching it, r46? A friend of mine sent me a screencap saying she was watching it and had never seen it before.

r46 - which thread did you mean to post that in?

Ronsons has no mainstream PR value. It was not a fake relationship. It was in Lindsay's interest to downplay the relationship after it ended and she moved to Dubai.

It's no secret at all what she's been doing in the Middle East the last few years.

Ronson needed a meal ticket. She found one in the drug addled Lohan. Wasn't she also Lohan's D-buddy as well?

What do her revolting parents do for money these days?

She has fillers but she at least she doesn't have the crazy eyes like Britney Spears does.

[quote]How do you snort coke through a burka?

Though an 8 foot long straw.

Any bets on the divorce? It’s June, so I’m guessing late November. After thanksgiving, before Christmas.

Samantha Ronson needed money? Samantha Ronson needed PR?

Why can’t it be that Sam and Lindsay were in a relationship? Is that so terrible to recognize? Sam is married to a woman.

They were, r62. There are obviously some Lo-Downs (I think that's her fanbase name) posting on this thread.

The "husband" smells kaekat saghira.

I wish her well.

R65, me too. Lindsay has been a terrible mess and not a always a nice person. But if she can turn it around, Im rooting for her.

Like Britney and Paris, Lindsay is about to start her redemption tour. Maybe make a documentary about how she was was wronged. Millennial women will eat it up.

She’s alive and looks much healthier. Maybe she’s cleaned up her habits and if so good for her!

She definitely had to convert to Islam to marry her husband. Muslim parents don't play games with that. Drinking and recreational drug use is considered a sin in Islam.

I hope it does work out for her. Even if the hubby is gay, it could still be a positive relationship for both of them.

Now she can star in a revival of Mame.

LiLo, Queen of the Desert

We at least she doesn’t have to be a porta potty for half of Dubai. Just the one.

She got one thing over Hilary Duff. She's a true DL icon. Hilary is just a basic frau icon.

R3 gayface for days.

R74 Hilary could have potentially if she'd been more public about her coke addiction.

And her eating disorder.

[quote]Drinking and recreational drug use is considered a sin in Islam.

Mainly drinking. They don't care so much about drugs.

She played Liz Taylor, maybe she can now play Cleopatra.

Im rooting for the old slag . Something is definitely wrong with this picture. He is way too good looking to be marrying this white trash train wreck (love her though I do) . He's got some kink that she fills beautifully,Im guessing pegging.

R80 LiLo would be lucky if it's only pegging.

Wasn't she screwing a pornstar? That poosay has been AROUND!

Is the new husband a homosexual?

I need this bitch to get her ass back in the studio to record some new music. I liked her gritty vocals and pop rock sound. This and Rumors were such a guilty pleasure.

like none of you bitches ever fucked up!

[quote]Lindsay Lohan actually made it down the aisle to her latest shady Middle Eastern "financier."

She met a big financier, and she's here!

[quote]like none of you bitches ever fucked up!

Well, there's the occasional fuck-up, and then there's Lindsay Lohan.

[quote]Drinking and recreational drug use is considered a sin in Islam.

Have they ever met this bitch with her seven DUIs?

Divorced yet?

she's probably pegging him.

Hi Dina/r85!!

[quote]I call gayface on the Arab hubby. I wonder how much money exchanged hands.

The eating hands or the poopoo hands?

She looks great and happy. People were taking bets on whether she'd even make it o 30 y/o ten years ago. So, if this is where she's at, it's far better than most of us expected.

[quote]What do her revolting parents do for money these days?

Her dad paid for rehab for Shaun Weiss (Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks).

The couple is registered at Marlboro and CashApp.

Shammas looks like a Connoisseur of COCK.

The Aaron Carter death thread brought me here. I wasn't aware that Lindsay got married. I'm a little skeptical but I hope this works out.

Wtf would make you title this thread this way Op. Fkin shitbag.

Say what you want to say about Lindsay but out of all the Crazy Divas of her decade, she had the most talent. She also worked for what she had, unlike Parasite Hilton. Lindsay will always be Cady Heron from Africa.

He’s hot. Good for her.

Is he financing her new acting projects?

R98 where's the lie in the title?

Thought the Ronson family had lots of money? The father is a real estate developer. The Ronsons are formerly one of Britain's wealthiest families, but they lost $1 billion of their wealth in the property crash of the early 1990s.

The Ronsons are British Russian Ashkenazi Jews. The son, Mick Ronson, is a successful and wealthy music producer and musician.

The divorced mom, Anne Dexter-Jones, then went on to marry the guitarist Mick Jones from the band Foreigner. The Ronsons were never considered poor.