No phone, no lights, no automobiles? Just hard work and Jesus?
No luxuries!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 1, 2022 5:01 AM |
If they're okay with my mink I think I could make it work.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 1, 2022 5:02 AM |
Yes.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 1, 2022 5:03 AM |
Yes, if it were not for the Jesus crap.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 1, 2022 5:05 AM |
NO. They don't circumcise and I don't want to walk around that hanging off my dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 1, 2022 5:07 AM |
Yes, a whole community of foreskins! Thank Jesus the Amish don't mutilate their cocks.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 1, 2022 5:10 AM |
My mother's family were Amish. Then they gravitated to the Church of the Brethren. Now we're all atheists and much, much happier.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 1, 2022 5:11 AM |
How do they read Datalounge?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 1, 2022 5:20 AM |
[quote]Just hard work, Jesus, and puppy mills?
No fank you.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 1, 2022 5:29 AM |
We would like to perform 'oral love' on young hot uncut large Amish sizemeat!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 1, 2022 5:29 AM |
I like the men's clothes.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 1, 2022 5:35 AM |
The Amish have a food stand in a flea market selling baked goods and a deli. No modcons? Really? The flea market sellers have a very modern computerized cash register, food wrapped in plastic, automobiles. Read the ingredients on some of the breads. It contains chemicals just like store-bought bread. I also saw them at an antique auction place in Maryland. They buy up the antiques, and drive back home to sell them.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 1, 2022 5:44 AM |
Totes. I have a certain mysterious thing about me that repressed Christian men are drawn to.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 1, 2022 5:47 AM |
I dunno, can you fuck your relatives? Yeah? Then you can probably be Amish.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 1, 2022 5:48 AM |
Then totes X1000000 if what R6 said is true. Who needs phones, computers and all that useless trash when uncut cocks are coming at you in every direction. Love un-mutilated cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 1, 2022 5:50 AM |
I'm a little Amish. Just today I took the stairs instead of the elevator. The manual ones, not the mechanical ones.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 1, 2022 5:51 AM |
I could. I crave a strong community and a simple life.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 1, 2022 5:57 AM |
Fish should be unavailable outside of marriage in Amish society?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 1, 2022 5:57 AM |
I grew up Amish. Or at least I thought I did. When I was 16 and ready to go on my Rumspringa my dad pulled me aside and said “Son, I have some bad news. We don’t have any money to give you for your Rumspringa and it’s time you knew the truth. We’re not actually Amish. We’re just very very poor.”
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 1, 2022 5:58 AM |
I like to think I'd be happy in a very structured environment, but who am i kidding? I'll admire them and their uncut dick from afar.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 1, 2022 6:01 AM |
Don't they bathe only a couple of times a year?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 1, 2022 7:47 AM |
No internet? I'd die, just die.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 1, 2022 8:21 AM |
My ancestors are Mennonite, they’re Amish Lite, have electricity, play with dice have phones.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 1, 2022 10:52 AM |
They get cited for DUI while riding in a carriage or on horseback. That's not right!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 1, 2022 12:25 PM |