Elliot Page reveals he is now looking for love as he signs on to dating apps for the first time

E is for egocentric

L is for lesbian who shouldn't be on Grindr

L is also for lopped-off tits

E is for the "euphoria" she unconvincingly claims to feel

N is for Never: You Will Never Be A Man

I want this creature to hook up with his one--

r2 That one's a bit busy banging Elon Musk's ex baby momma currently.

Is Page looking for men, women, or trans?

R1 is for Republican bigot

Why would you look for 'love' on Grindr? It's nothing but shallow hookups with sex addicts.

Can any of her dates sue her for fraud?

Big dick? Cut or uncut?

Why would you put this on Instagram? WTF?

No, R7, because she's ALL MAN. Can't you tell that from her oozing gash?

R6, some women have very daft ideas about gay sex and relationships. This is common among straight women, where they seek refuge in a fantasy of gay relationships because they think that any male-female relationship is inherently oppressive. Having said that, Ellen is also on testosterone, which can really fuck FTMs up and often causes these lesbian women to become bi.

his will end in tears

Prepare to be disappointed. Just because we're not allowed to put "No trannies" on Grinder etc, doesn't mean we are actually interested.

[quote] Ellen is also on testosterone

Do you think her enlarged clitoris will damage Chelsea's thing?

Sad and tires eyes.

HAWT!

Yes, R14 this creature does look very sad and confused.

The dic pics will have to be...creative.

The surgeon placed E's nipples up WAY too high.

Uh, I hate to state the obvious, but... There's no THERE there.

R1, that would be a great tweet.

Elliot and Chelsea are two chestless peas in in a pod.

R17 they never get the placement of transwomen breasts right either. Too low.

Too high, too low, what are you, Goldilocks?

So she came out as bi and trans at the same time? Or has she always been bi? Please tell me she's an exclusive top as well, that would be the cherry on top.

I am sick of her narcissism.

Well, R19, you or anyone else can feel free to use it, as I'm not on Twitter myself. I can't stand this irresponsible, mendacious bitch!

🎵 Wookin' pa nub... 🎵

I thought this individual was into women only prior to this current attempt at relevancy?

It's clear she doesn't know what she wants.

R27, yeah, I thought she was married to a woman.

[R29] They were. They also went on the whole lesbian pride parade train for a few years and did some movies courting that portion of the community. Now they are claiming to be trans AND a gay man. Two spirit appropriation is next.

Actors be crazy.

Is Page looking for women or men?

If it's women, Page is not tall enough to get on that ride. They all want over 6'2"

If it's men, Page is not hung so I hope Elliot likes bottoming and can deepthroat a cock as well as Nancy Reagan. (Which I highly doubt.)

I am told there are "gay hunks" who love to fuck dry stinking trans vag hole after they lift the 2 inch clit out of the way.

Isn't Page like 4'11"? Who would want that? A frustrated pedophile?

[R33] Why don't they get a fleshlight and spare us all the misery of that ghastly imagery.

Pass

Elliot Page buys ice cream! People covers it in a lavish four-page spread. Page: "Allow me my privacy."

Elliot Page show off his scars in a fashion shoot for Them! Page: "Allow me my privacy."

Elliot Page's first date as a man! Out Magazine sponsored social media video! Page: "Allow me my privacy."

You were told that by whom, R33? A TRA propagandist?

TRA ra ra BOOM dee-ayae!

I am not a religious person. In fact, I despise religion in all it's absurd forms. It has absolutely no value to me. However:

Please, God in Heaven, don't let her/him/them discover Onlyfans. PLEASE. I beg of you.

I forgot, did she get the dick not? She's still a women, unless surgery is involved.

It takes awhile to grow the dick on her arm or leg.

He looks SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!

When are we getting ET's reality show?

[quote]It takes awhile to grow the dick on her arm or leg.

It only takes 9 months, asshole.

You speak from personal experience? Do you grown them and sell them on the black market?

Maybe this person can date Alok Vaid-Menon and take each other off the market.

I don't see any references specifically to grindr. The article only says the Page is joining dating apps.

Oh great. Now Page will get pregnant and make a big deal about being a man having a baby.

Page has money, buy it.

Serious question: Female to Male trans like Elliot and Chaz Bono, how do they get a working penis? I have seen lab rats and even one guy have a body part grow on their arm to get it ready to put back onto the body , do they do this with a donators penis?

[quote]Who knows, it might be your lucky night and you get lucky with a movie star.

Who knows, it might be your lucky night and you get lucky with a raving lunatic.

How is it possible that Elliot hasn’t hooked up with Jennifer Lopez or a horde of Kardashians by this late date? What’s the point of oversharing if at the very least we never see daily pap pics of Page strolling back from visits to coffee shops with the really big names who have the really big asses, everyone wearing workout clothes and holding coffee cups?

R51, they don't. They get some non-working facsimile. The operation is still very experimental no matter what BS the trans try to sell. There are so many medical problems they encounter doing this experimental surgery - some life threatening. And the surgeons doing it will just not be honest and act like used car sales people.

Exulansic did a series of videos explaining the medical procedure and problems. She also used trans videos explaining their operations and their problems. It was appalling how nonchalant they discussed very serious medical problems as if it was normal for surgery and all the repairs that were needed to fix what the surgeons did wrong.

That is what you'd expect from people so gullible they think they can change sex.

Link has a short video on phalloplasty.

Dog’s breakfast. 🤮

So she went from a lesbian to a trans gay man? How does that work? Was she never attracted to her wife?

Bruce Willis called me..

Once again I just have to look, it's like a car wreck, you just have to do it.

From the article said he is using Raya; an invitation-only social networking app so he's open to date any gender. But as a former carpet muncher its likely women. Will work better with his "brand" too as he can claim all the intersectional class of trans, queer and lesbian all while identify as a white man.

I'd love to see a May-December romance with her and Caitlyn. They'd both get attention which is all they want any way.

Wouldn't they be cute together?

Elliot is an uglier version of Ellen and certainly far too ugly to date. This person needs to go into hiding and stay there.

R41 Elliot can be a woman or transman. Those are the only options.

R37 She'll get dates with people who want a springboard to 'fame'. She can't stfu about anything in her life, so a potential date will surely get their mug featured in magazines, instagram, etc. It will end in tears of course.

I recently saw an old interview she did with Stephen Colbert. I hope the testosterone she's taking lowers her voice. It was annoying af.

[quote]Why would you look for 'love' on Grindr? It's nothing but shallow hookups with sex addicts.

You're talking about a Hollywood celebrity. That IS "love" to them.

I’m sure this a stunt. They’ll end up with a woman (of some kind).

Slicing off your tits and ingesting testosterone is a bizarre stunt.

Elliot needs to date date fellow annoying trans actor Tommy Dorfman.

I wonder how long she will live. I don't think taking T is good for women long term.

Is the person in r54 's video wearing crocheted hair?

So phalloplasty... we're definitely not talking custom sized XLs on offer?

^ Given that the skin burrito (a.k.a. "penis") would most likely be harvested from Ellen's less than meaty and manly limbs (probably forearm), it's unlikely to be lordly in size. Maybe rich trannies can buy bespoke "dicks" though any dick will look XL on Ellen's frail frame.

If I had to look down at that first thing in the morning, I would faint straight away.

R40 thank you, I needed that laugh today!

OP made up the bit about Grindr. It's just a "dating app", which one not revealed.

r67 They should be perfect for each other. Tommy dresses up like his insanely stupid idea of what a woman is, Elliot dresses up like her insanely stupid idea of what a man is.

I still love how Dorfman exposed himself as transitioning just because some straight guy said he looked ridiculous in guys clothing.

I hate seeing pictures of women or trans on Grindr or any other apps. Instant boner killer.

At last! The 5' 1" penisless man of my dreams!

r76 What I find odd is how many of them are looking for "PIV" (penis in vagina) and refuse to do anal. What's the fucking point of pretending you're a guy then?!

Also, the whining on almost every one of their profiles how they're now interested in tranny chasers. Who the fuck else do you think is going to be interested? And if you're so bothered by it, why reference the fact you're trans in your headline?

R78 Because they want to live in the fantasy that they're actually the gender they chose to transition to, i.e. real men or real women, when they're not.

So, she wants to have heterosexual sex now with men?

No, R80. Grindr was put there by the OP.

Okay, let's see if I have this right. A FtM has a surgically crafted skin-horn attached just below their umbilicus; and MtF has a hole surgically bored into their pubic region, lined with a section of colon, that essentially gives them two holes that smell like ass.

This doesn't seem crazy, at all.

[quote]It was appalling how nonchalant they discussed very serious medical problems as if it was normal for surgery and all the repairs that were needed to fix what the surgeons did wrong.

The fact is both FTM phalloplasty and MTF vaginoplasty procedures are immediately and continually rejected by the body by way of ongoing infections, growth of scar tissue, and other issues. There's no "right" for a surgeon to accomplish something that the body will try to correct. This is why patients who undergo these procedures are generally doomed to a lifetime of complications and revision surgeries. The neovadge will close by itself, just like any other wound. The skin burrito penis will need build up of scar tissue periodically removed just to maintain basic functionality of the urethra, for example.

The Tran$ Inc doctors peddling the fantasy of changing sex are just as sick as the people seeking it. Modifying one's body never has been and never will be a solution to a psychological problem.

R83 Not to mention hormone replacement rejection which in many cases results in massive infections or, in the case of FTM's, the growth of unwanted bacteria in the uterus that makes the inside of their body look like a jungle-size petri dish.

Pleasant.

But every picture I now see of Elliot just radiates TRANS JOY!

[quote]I hate seeing pictures of women or trans on Grindr or any other apps. Instant boner killer.

It’s not always all about you, asshole. You don’t get to gatekeep queer spaces.

We’re not QUEER, duplicitous shitbag at R86. We’re same-SEX attracted men — also known as GAY.

[quote] It’s not always all about you, asshole. You don’t get to gatekeep queer spaces.

That's pretty clear, cunt brain. Who in fuck's name said they should be kept out? I just said I hate it because I don't find females (like yourself) attractive and they kill my boner when I'm looking for mansex.

Good thing they aren’t females then. No one cares about your tiny boner.

That's an impressive impersonation of a male.

R90 Is it?

Trannies, trannies, isn't there a translounge that you can take your bitchery to?

R85 exactly , if that's joy then I don't want to know how miserable looks on her/him/attack helicopter

[quote]That's an impressive impersonation of a male.

No, it’s not. It’s grotesque. The solemnness this woman portrays is stereotypical. It’s modern-day blackface with these F2Ms and M2Fs. Future generations will cringe.

If there's someone in the world who is right for Lena Dunham, there has to be someone in the world who is right for Elliot Page.

I can't wait to see who he hooks up with.

It'll be like when Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley on that awards show. Cringetastic.

[quote]I can't wait to see who he hooks up with.

**looks around**

Who? Oh, you mean Ellen.

who's really into 11 year old boys?

e11iot. 😂😆😱🤢🤮😁🤪

Elliott was 7 Down in today’s NYT Crossword. Clue was “Oscar- and Emmy-nominated Page”

So many FTMs have that alternative look to them. Strange hair. Tattoos.

Is being trans the most alternative thing one can be or do?

R57 maybe that's what she wants. A sugar daddy in Hollywood who can help revive her career.

[quote]This person needs to go into hiding and stay there.

Yes, I'd do that if I developed Cerebral Palsy.

[quote] A sugar daddy in Hollywood who can help revive her career.

That didn't work very well for Joan Bennett and Jennifer Jones. Their latter careers were as flat as this modern-day freak's chest.

R2, That's a literal man face, with all the money he has he should at least put some effort into looking the part.

It's all so sad and really cringey.

I choose to look away.

The mastectomied chests give me the chills.

We're supposed to find mastectomy scars to be stunning, brave and attractive. Otherwise we're bad people.

Then I’m a bad person.

r10:

[quote] Having said that, Ellen is also on testosterone, which can really fuck FTMs up and often causes these lesbian women to become bi.

This just validates my belief that this trans crap is just another way to 'correct' same sex attraction.

r41, we'll know she got a flesh tube sewn onto her crotch when we see a massive scar on her forearm or thigh for the skin graft.

When I was on testosterone, it made me hornier for guys. T could have easily led to me getting gang banged.

"Elliot Page radiates trans joy as he changes passport photo after transition"

Just look at all the TRANS JOY in that (left) passport photo!

What a silly little lass.

Why does it look like Ellen is wearing a wig ever since she became Elliot? Is that her real hair? Did she go bald?

Well, her hairline before she trooned out was already frighteningly receded.

I wonder what happens when she runs out of "events" for Elliot Page radiates trans joy for doing xy headlines .

Elliot looks like a gay man in my town who has body dysmorphia and Peter Pan syndrome. I watched it all over 25 years. He was a howdy-doody looking twink who hung around adult gay scenes and was known to speak obsessively about his features, which were unacceptable to him. As he got cash he methodically got plastic surgery on one feature after another. His goal was not to look like a woman or a handsome man, rather his aesthetic reference seemed to be a "cute teen boy" which he must have idolized when he had been a teen. He stuck to the same wardrobe of 18-22 yo and even the same style, long after the styles changed. By his late 20s he was kind of cute if you ran into him in a dark bar or corner of the local sauna. By his mid 30s it was all very creepy, and now..... Well. I never in all my life.

And he wasn't the only one with the peter pan syndrome. I had a twink fuckbuddy who was super thin and finely featured and hung enormously. He was so horse hung he was soon well known between Geneva and Montreux as the horse hung twink. He had Peter Pan syndrome however and refused to age and refused to put on a single kilogram of "man flesh" which happens to everyone in their 20s or 30s. He would lie about this age on aps and in real life too, to people who didn't know him, and the illusion worked for about 10 years until it didn't. But he was obstinate so he then rented apartments in different cities each year, so he could continue the charade. The cities radiated further and further from Switzerland, for example he went to Budapest to be a 24 yo "French Twink" (he's Swiss) in his late 30s. And it has continued from there. It's horrific.

Elliott has THIS EXACT look - the anorexia and Peter Pan syndrome and young styling. Plus "gender transition".

[quote]He was so horse hung he was soon well known between Geneva and Montreux as the horse hung twink.

R117, I had to laugh at this bit as it read like something that Erna would say about her continent-wide sexcapades.

But how can he find a girl on Grindr?

R119, OP made up the part about Grindr.

Dude? Looks like a lady.

I thought Elliot was a lesbian prior to transition, so wouldn't Elliot now be classed as straight?

R122, It’s not uncommon for lesbians to become “gay men” post transition. I don’t understand it either but it’s a real phenomenon among trans people. Some gay men become pussy crazed post transition too.

Where is it reported Elliot is looking for men with cocks? Where is it reported Elliot is on GRINDR.

Typing something on DL does not = fact

[quote] "Who would want that? A frustrated pedophile?"

Well R34...

[quote] "Maybe this person can date Alok Vaid-Menon and take each other off the market."

R47 has the same idea.

[quote] Ellen is also on testosterone, which can really fuck FTMs up and often causes these lesbian women to become bi.

Interesting point.

For the brief and ill-starred year of my teens that I took birth control medication (evil that there’s no safe BC option, btw), I swear that I became unnaturally attracted to a man in a way I otherwise would not normally have been. Where usually I would be stoical and not interested, I turned into one of those tragic swoony semi-stalking Frauen—I didn’t recognise myself. There’s even poems somewhere in my parent’s attic that I wrote about this decidedly-ordinary hometown schlub of a guy. I’m so embarrassed and bemused about it now.

When stopped taking the pills, the physical and emotional attraction gradually wore off in a matter of months (shame about the other horrific side effects that lingered for ten years...), and I was back to sighing and drooling over pretty women by College freshman year. At any point after stopping BC that men or boys—some of them handsome, smart, successful, and nice or sociable—have flirted with me or shown interest, I have felt nothing but disgust and disinterest. The only crush I have had on a male since my misadventure with Pharma is a parasocial celebrity crush that is half a meme/joke to amuse myself, and more borne of platonic admiration and Daddy issues than anything else.

Bear in mind that I was then and am still to this day a gold-star lesbian, and haven’t experienced such a powerful attraction to another IRL male before or since this once. It was such a confusing and out-of-character happenstance in my life, that I can’t explain any other way but chemically. Those BC pills did something scary and powerful to my burgeoning stew of teen hormones that shifted the balance of my sexuality, no doubt in my mind.

Whether or not this makes me a technical bisexual/biromantic, I’m not sure, tho though I firmly believe that activity and experience should define our sexuality over theoretical labels.

Is there a dick prize in the ‘box’ of crackerjacks?

She looks like someone's little brother.

You go, gurl...dude, man, bro...!

She looks like a 17 year old lesbian.

You would think with this booming alphabet soup era, they would get their own version of Grindr and Tinder.

When black people were being discriminated against, they made their own spaces. Spaces were created for women so they wouldn’t be discriminated against. Gays and lesbians made their own spaces.

Why doesn’t the “queer community” make their own space? Have a “queer” app for non-binary and trans and fluid people? Grindr is a gay app for gay men, it’s about sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass, it’s all about dick.

The fact that they don’t want their own spaces and want to invade other groups’ spaces tells me that’s exactly what it’s about. They want to impose themselves on everyone for validation.

There are trans 'dating' apps. They just aren't being used.

All the tranny chasers went to Grindr after Craigslist Personals shut down. Hence why the app has been rebranded as a "LGBTQ dating app".

What is going to happen to all of these mentally unstable "trans" people when everyone wakes up to the reality that the entire movement is basically disturbed and narcissistic gender-appropriating loons, and the parade of wide-eyed Kool-Aid drinkers passes by?

We're going to have a big group of "Queers" who quietly melt back into normal identities of male and female, straight and gay, and another group who will have a ton of suicides, I believe. We'll see.

[quote]We're going to have a big group of "Queers" who quietly melt back into normal identities of male and female, straight and gay, and another group who will have a ton of suicides, I believe.

I know goths and pot head thrashers from the 90s who are Republicans today.

'Radiates trans joy' LOL These freaks!

Oh, poor Kitty-kat. This is really just so bloody tragic. What was the matter with being a Sheila, anyway?

At least when I went dark and fell in with eugen!c!st maniacs, they were honest and upfront about it from the off.

“I was looking for love with all the wrong equipment…”🎶

Your dick smells funny

He's not looking for love.

He's just looking for more attention, the utter fame whore with mental issues.

How can he fuck? Do they transplant cadaver penis’ onto trans men? I’m being serious.

It's a slight of hand kind of thing. Think Doug Henning with a baby carrot.

Just do a Google Images search on "phalloplasty" - it's Frankenstein stuff. Even what you end up with is pretty scary looking.

Yes, it’s extremely violent and archaic.

R54 that link...the video....unbelievably creepy and sad and disgusting...

...why would any sane untraumatised woman—any person—consent to having a useless rotting fleshy trunk sewn on their stomach....just dangling and sticking out there all gross...

my poor sick sistren are being lied to and manipulated by doctor$$$$...

Page now doesn’t look so much a man, but more a dead-ringer for Geraldine Chaplin.

He's a regular on the dating site "Plenty of Fish (who self-identify as Tadpoles)".

[quote]He's just looking for more attention, the utter fame whore with mental issues.

I know a bunch of "trans" people and every one of them is THIS.

"Gender Affirmation Surgery" is Mengele-style shit and should be outlawed immediately! How can anyone claiming to be "progressive" cheer on this mutilation! I can't imagine crawling into bed with anyone who has endured a neo-genital butchering! How is this even allowed in an advanced society!

The patriarchy wants what the patriarchy wants I guess, huh?

Yes, R137, she should be referred to as Juno from now on.

it would be bad enough IMO to have to carry that appendage around with me all the time. Seriously not sure how men do it. The appendage AND the balls. I don't even like to wear jewelry all that much. But to carry around dead weight? No thank you.

No offense, guys.

[quote] who self-identify as Tadpoles

Oh dear. That has P connotations.

Drop the T and the T.

R148 no you’re right and should say it. The female design is so much more elegant and streamlined and aesthetic, everything packed neatly and safely inside, with pretty little buttons and a slit to make it all work.

Call me a Philistine and tell “b-b-but MAH STATUE OF DAVID” at me all you want—imo external genitalia is a crime against Art imo.

Why would a lesbian be in grindr?

Usually if I see a tranny, I go ahead and block them regardless

R151, the bit about Grindr is OP's own invention.

Unfortunately , I don’t think this ends well for him.

Just as well no-one here gives a fuck about your opinion, R150.

R150 must have a neovagina.

R150 = Georgia O'Keefe

[quote] What I find odd is how many of them are looking for "[bold]PIV" (penis in vagina)[/bold] and refuse to do anal. What's the fucking point of pretending you're a guy then?!

r78 Because the modern day trans cult pushed by the leftists/progressives is nothing more than gay conversion therapy in the name of human/trans/lgbtq+ rights. Why do gays/lesbians should be exposed to PIV sex to begin with, let alone engage in?

Why do we keep indulging this mentally ill troon?

[quote]He's not looking for love.

[bold]She's[/bold] not looking for love.

[quote]He's just looking for more attention, the utter fame whore with mental issues.

[bold]She's[/bold] just looking for more attention, the utter fame whore with mental issues.

Calling her a "he" validates the delusion. Stop.

You know why Elleniott Page will not be appearing on the reboot of "Queer as Folk"?

"Nutty as Shit"!