Kardashian Succubi Strike Again

Suicide attempt?

First thing I thought. Kartrashians have destroyed yet another man. Rob, Lamar, Kanye, Tristan, Bruce…..the list goes on. They are total monsters.

Robert Kardashian -dead

Robert Jr - fat

Ray J - no career

Kris Humphries - 15 minutes of fame expired. Sad, I thought it was kind of cute for a mixed guy.

Lamar Odom - almost died in the whorehouse.

Scott Disick - drug user/closet case

Travis Scott - death at his concert

Bruce Jenner - no comment

Kanye West - do you have to ask?

And the latest tragedy, Travis Barker.

Talk about cutting a wide swath.

Boys, boys, let's not rush to conclusions! Oh, who am I kidding. They've destroyed another one. Sadly, this may be an OD because it's 2022 and he has a history.

Disick is a closet case? I wondered if he and The Food God guy ever got busy.

One of Kris's spells went to far and sucked the entire lifeforce out of him!

Kendall is lezbot, right? Run Devin Booker, run.

Is this the one with that one whore or is it the one with the other whore?

This guy was fucked up from waaay before.

Why do the Khardasian women, from Mom on down, seek out such unstable, unreliable, unsuitable men?

Did he see the photos from their wedding and have a stroke?

You know Pimp Mama Kris is already in talks with major networks for a two hour primetime special to raise "awareness" for whatever it is that brought Travis to the hospital.

The gypsy succubus is a succubus like no other.

I hope this is not a publicity stunt

Oh geez, his latest tattoo got infected.

Disick is not a closet case.

I read some comments saying a news station said it was blood clots.

His daughter asked for prayers with a welling eyes emoji (sigh) on sm...I got a chill. He also tweeted "God save me" today but he's dramatic like that so it could mean anything.

Sad last days

They must be filming the opening episode of next season. Khloe getting cheated on just won’t cut it anymore. Momager Kris needed something more dramatic.

They are that loathsome r20

Run, Pete, run! 😱

Bitch sat on his face and smothered him.

These reality people sure have lots of medical emergencies.

Why is she dressed like the Grim Reaper though?

Reality people R24 LMAO They are not in touch with reality

[quote]The Blink-182 drummer

Not ex-Blink drummer?

I thought they split up.

Our new show just got renewed for two more seasons!!!!!

Kris Jenner’s Tweet when she heard about Travis

He managed to survive a horrible plane crash in 2008, but the jury's out whether he'll survive his prolonged exposure to the Kartrashians. Good luck, Travis.

Pete, are you paying attention? RUN.

These ladies don't bring their men down. The men just meet them on the way there.

It can’t be that bad if he’s posting on Twitter.

R7, they broke up but then were spotted together a few days later. I believe that’s a contract, there is absolutely zero chemistry between then.

Exactly R20.

The Sussexes should take note. This is how you get content.

Oh my god, she killed him?

RIP.

God save me is a lyric from a Machine Gun Kelly song

^ I always get Machine Gun Kelly and Travis Barker mixed up 🙄

Does anyone know whether or not Travis flew to Italy for his wedding? It was my understanding he’s terrified of flying since almost dying in a plane crash several years ago. Maybe he’s been relying on drugs to get him through the past year and it’s finally caught up to him.

PLUS, don’t forget he’s almost painfully shy and not mega-rich. I can’t see him coming up with the idea of commodifying his wedding and making it an outrageous spectacle…as his wife’s family did.

R37 Travis is good friends with MGK was the point

[quote]In his announcement about his Covid rebound, Fauci said that his symptoms were 'much worse' after he tested positive for the second time.

He did fly to Italy. Kourtney had helped him conquer his fear of flying last year, so he had flown a few times by wedding time.

We need a return to elitism and snobbery in America (not to be confused with racism). That way uneducated trash like the Kardashians cannot rise again.

[quote]Does anyone know whether or not Travis flew to Italy for his wedding? It was my understanding he’s terrified of flying since almost dying in a plane crash several years ago.

He did fly to Italy. Kourtney had helped him conquer his fear of flying last year, so he had flown a few times by wedd

He was surprisingly erudite and soft spoken (to me at least) in the AD visit to his home.

Okay, I keep copying part of the post at R38, and that Dr. Fauci quote keeps appearing instead. Bizarre.

I'll try to reference the quote without quote tags: "Does anyone know whether or not Travis flew to Italy for his wedding? It was my understanding he’s terrified of flying since almost dying in a plane crash several years ago."

(Sorry...I have no idea why the Fauci quote keeps pasting instead of the quote from R38.)

@r41, We need to return to when intelligence, education and accomplishment were at least respected as a goals of achievement

Here come the “it’s the jab that did him in”. First off those KarTRASHians have had Covid multiple times, I’ve heard half of them aren’t vaxxed and you know they never wear masks so fuck them, deserve it if you’re thinking you’re too rich to get it, secondly he has had a hard go of it after his plane crash. Maybe he has blood clots as a poster mentioned? One things for sure, being around that media whoring family would make your already shaky mental health go right down the toilet! Travis is shy and soft spoken. The family is not like that and Pimp Mama Kris was probably forcing him to sign for seasons 2,3&4 but he didn’t want it and decided suicide was his only way out.

Kris Humphries should count his blessings he got safely away from them.

^ Kris Humphries is Gay 🙄

[quote] He managed to survive a horrible plane crash in 2008,

Which has caused chronic pain, PTSD and drug use. The Katrashians know how to pick 'em.

He finally came down slightly. He saw her in the nude as she was yet agin demanding her fuck her good & proper . His heart just gave out as he was running away from her..

Pimp Mama seems to be practicing unusual self-control in not exploiting this.

No updates? Was it a stroke?

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R53, the shallowest people. Gross

Don't worry. Kris is currently working on two specials - Travis's road to recovery or Kourtney's tragic loss. Stay tuned!

The son looks unwiped

They know how to wring out the paparazzi and all the stupid frauen to keep the cash flowing. I'm hating, yet admiring their chutzpah, they really know how to work it hard.

R57 they turn the mundane things in their life into cash windfalls

I’ve always thought a Travis/Kourtney Brady Bunch spin-off is coming. They are already marketing the son, that girl he’s with is a huge tiktok star.

It was pancreatitis following a colonoscopy.

Queue the "We Are The World" style fundraiser chaired by Pimp Mama Kris and sponsored (for the tax write off) by Skims, SKKN by Kim, Good American, Poosh, 818 Tequila, Kylie Cosmetics, Arthur George socks, Astroworld, and Blink-182 in 3...2...1...

He has to live, him guiding Lil’ Huddy’s music career has been the only Social Media Whore who has successfully made that transition!

Are we sure this isn’t a Final Destination thing from him surviving that plane crash?

^You mean like a "destination funeral"?? Is that a thing now? Shouldn't we immediately inaugurate this party concept and trademark it for DL? We could host one at the DL Learning Center down on the Murdaugh Family Estate that we bought earlier this year, after the murders! I think it's a SWELL idea.

Most likely an OD

Yeah this story doesn’t smell right.

R63 No, like the film series, where people evade death in some instance where they should of died, only to have death stalk and try to kill them anew.

Pancreatitis? You know who gets pancreatitis? Alcoholics.

From the E! story:

According to TMZ, citing multiple sources connected to the family, the Blink-182 rocker was hospitalized for pancreatitis—an inflammation of the pancreas that causes abdominal pain—which doctors believe was triggered by a recent colonoscopy.

(Sure it was)

POZ?

One of the best responses I’ve ever read on DL was on a thread after Kylie was allegedly running out to get tested, because Tyga had allegedly fucked one of Charlie Sheen’s tranny whores and a poster said Kris would put Kylie in her own spin-off show ‘Kylie’s POZ Life’

Lay with whores get syphilis

Pancreatitis from a colonoscopy? Who did it Long Dong Kong. Maybe wrong, but sounds like Bs. If he is a drunk he better be careful once you get into that stage that its effects the pancreas, no good.

^ Oh, I smell a special "Widow Kourtney" edition of KUWTK 😂

Pancreatitis brought on by tattoo ink seeping into his pores.

I wouldn't blame him if he tried to fake his own death. That's pretty much the only way to exit the Kardashian family. Unless he wants to follow in Caitlyn's footsteps

On the bright side R73, she can repurpose this little black number from her wedding weekend.

"she can repurpose this little black number from her wedding weekend. "

As a trashbag?

You’re so funny R77 that I forgot to laugh.

The Harkles sent their thought and prayers to Travis and family, along with a lovely basket of bananas.

@r78, Forgetful people have a lot of trouble with humor. Are you elderly?

Fuck off grandma @R80

FF and blocked. You’re just spitting into the wind at this point.

Is there a more white trash name than Bama Barker?

It’s extremely—EXTREMELY—rare, but it is possible to damage the tail of the pancreas during a colonoscopy; usually because repeated attempts at getting past the splenic flexure were made. That can be anatomy or something else, but the pancreas is right there and it hates being poked.

Similarly, when too much gas is used during a colonoscopy, it can put pressure on the pancreas. That’s also extremely rare, but if there’s one organ that’s prone to shrieking and falling onto its fainting couch, it’s the pancreas.

I read elsewhere that pancreatitis is a placeholder for someone who’s indeterminately ill and needs admission.

It’s apparently excruciatingly painful and often times critical

Alternate theory: the Kardashians don't destroy these men, they're just drawn to trainwrecks-in-waiting in the first place

R10 they create drama. Otherwise, the Ks would be boring.

Yes, re pancreatitis. During surgeries, they have to be very careful about it. It can apparently just die if it is even touched. If it dies, you are a dead man...

You're next Pete!

R88, my alcoholic father died after a pancreas surgery. He was warned it was a risky, but he was in constant pain.

Fun fact, his pancreas was basically ossified (that’s not the word, but whatever; it was like a rock), but his liver was healthy.

(I’ve given up drinking any alcohol at all.)

^A friend of mine got pancreatitis from drinking and had to spend some dicey weeks in a hospital. That's how I came by my info about how delicate the sensitive little thing can be, and how easily it can die of "fright."

You could tell this relationship was going to be trouble when her crazy 43yo ass started mimicking his style. That’s a major red flag of a psycho bitch. They’re like “hey! I’m fun guy’s girl! Let’s ride 4 wheelers! I like wearing punk clothes and listening to Nirvana!” before the guy knows what happened he’s trapped.

Maybe a burst gall bladder or appendix. I also doubt it's super serious if he's tweeting.

r92 she was trying to be like Megan Fox (who is pushing it herself at 36)

He’s a vegan and barely drinks. His near death experience and months of rehab from being almost burned to death from jet fuel changed his outlook on his health. His son dating that man faced, tik tok no talent Charlie Damellio (idgaf if it’s spelled wrong BTW) is all Pimp Mama Kris’ doing. She saw the next generation as her new marketing tool for a sun storyline. Bitch is 24/7 on her money hustle.

Hopefully this won't delay his upcoming reality show. It would be a shame if the public has to wait to watch it as it sounds soooo interesting and cool!

[quote]Deadline first reported that Barker is developing an unscripted series called Inked and Iced. It will follow the drummer’s new business venture with “diamond dentist” Dr. Tom Connelly, featuring celebrities and musicians undergoing high-end diamond dental implants while simultaneously receiving full-body tattoos, all while under anesthesia.

I mean, where has a show about musicians under anesthesia getting high-end diamond dental implants while receiving full-body tattoos been all of our lives?

Is anybody else ever so slightly disappointed that he didn't die?

^Patience, my child, patience.

R63 you reminded me DL bought Moselle as a special Retreat for those of us who need a good laydown in South Carolina. Sounds like Travis needs some me-time with the alligators and snakes.

Welcome 2 my crib

He really seems to be attracted to challenging personalities. Kourtney doesn't seem like a cakewalk, but I think she's a step up from that stripper-esque bitch he was married to previously.

I’m a little more than “slightly disappointed” R98.

Is Kourtney vegan too now?

Travis met Kourtney through their kids.

Travis has always been a famewhore, but I still find this pairing odd.

[quote]I still find this pairing odd.

Especially since he once liked Kim. Shanna claims his affair with Kim broke up their marriage. Kourtney must be very secure to not let that bother her.

They all fuck the same guys. It's so gross. Justin Beiber fucked at least two of them and there are rumors he fucked three. There are other men who've made the rounds but I honestly try not to keep up with them, at least not too closely.

I’m sure fucking him wouldn't bother her. They don’t seem to have the same boundaries as normal people they’re like whores.

r108 I don't have siblings, but if I did, I couldn't imagine sharing sex partners with them. Yuck!

The Kardashians are trash. The end. Garbage girls who barely have a high school education who would do anything for fame and money. I love how they bathe in racial ambiguity dip to broaden their appeal to dumb minority girls.