Affleck's son acting up, what will Garner say?

I've told Ben over and over, buy that little faggot a zoo!

Having such a shitty, alchy dad will fuck up all three of those kids. Sad.

The TMZ article says Ben had his kid sit in the driver's seat. Great parenting. They can buy their way out of it.

Is the son a tranny?

Ben's a shitty dad, drunk or sober. Just like the dad he hated. But that's how it goes.

r4 no Ben's middle daughter and J-Lo's daughter are both they/them

OMG, I hope Jennifer is not making the son want to drink too!

You know, the way she forced Ben to be an alcoholic.

I would think Ben has to be on something to deal with J-Lo that much, even if it is a Xanax or two.

R6 He looks more like a girl than Jlo’s it and Ben’s middle it.

Should have shtayed wisssh me

Ben is a wise man of sound mind. There's nothing wrong with him at all. It's all tabloid nonsense.

[quote]The TMZ article says Ben had his kid sit in the driver's seat. Great parenting.

Ben needs to stop trying to be the cool dad as a way to make up for being drunk 80% of his children's lives

I would think Jennifer Garner wouldn't be happy about her son getting that kind of publicity. Garner may be a closet bitch, but it seems like she does try to be a charitable person and I would think she would look down on J-Lo and Ben's vulgar displays of excess (like this luxury car dealership)

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I wonder if the son has access to Dad's cigarette stash.

Jennifer needs to take the little shit to church!

R16 and cut his fucking hair.

Oh, look, there’s JLo, all dressed up and smiling. And Ben getting in the faces of some Mexican dudes. He’s probably berating them for leaving the car where a spoiled brat can just jump right in. It’s all THEIR fault. “Jennifer, EXPLAIN it to them. No soy responsible. Es YOU fault. Me no PAY!”

Oh and the kid has a big shit-eating grin on its face, too!

Little punk.

Interesting photos. The boy looks upset that he damaged the other car or that he messed up, anyway. Ben also looks upset. Jennifer is a cool cucumber texting someone on her phone. I can only imagine she's texting her assistant to say FIX IT and then telling little Affleck, "Honey, it's just a mistake! It's OK, sweetie; this is why we have money. Listen, just use your dad's na—just tell them if you mess up again that you know Jennifer Lopez, OK, Honey? Mistakes were made. No big deal. No one was hurt, Ok? If someone was hurt, that would be a little harder to get away with, but even then, there are ways of making it go away. This is a lesson for you. This is why we need lots of money, OK? And good press helps a lot."

I wouldn't want J-Lo playing mother to my kids if I were Garner. I am guessing part of the reason Garner stayed with him so long is she knew he would be a messy parent if they split.

Is this really a problem? If he were driving a Honda Civic that backed into a Hyundai, it would just be normal suburban family life.

Someone is spending the rest of their summer at CHURCH CAMP!

r22 but that wouldn't get in the papers like this. I think this makes Ben/J-Lo look bad because of the expensive cars it makes them look like typical rich kid who can buy themselves out of a situation. Also as said above that J-Lo always seems to have vulgar displays of wealth.

R17, Or at least wash it.

If he’s lucky, he inherited his father’s substance abuse issues! Something tells me he’s going to make Tatum O’Neal and Chet Hanks look like they were saints. People ask him what he wants to be when he grows up, and he replies, “Either Ted Bundy or Dylan Klebold.”

Ben needs to take the kid to Vegas for a weekend of gambling and booze.

They can have a real heart-to-heart talk at the blackjack table.

Or to Scores and discuss it over a lap dance

Ben probably models his parenting style after Peter Lawfords. Samuel Affleck can look forward to father/son rehab stays and getting a prostitute for his 16th birthday.

Correct or be corrected.

Samuel Affleck is the new Griffin O'Neal

Didn’t even get it off the lot. What a loser.

r31 or god forbid Ryan's son with Farrah. That poor guy is a fuck up.

Looks like he has some chromosomes missing. And desperately needs a haircut.

For as much as we make fun of Jen, I'll bet she ripped Ben & Ben Jr. a new one when she saw this. The comparison to the O'Neal kids is not really apt is they were practically feral, while Jen does seem like a good mom.

But the kid does need a haircut

R20, I see a smile on that kid’s face in both photos in which you can see its face. Maybe the body language is a little hesitant to see what it’s done, in the photo where it’s going to see the back of the car.

Doesn’t look the least bit “upset” to me.

I bet a million bucks JLo encouraged it to get in the car, because she wants to be the “cool stepmom”, not fussy and scolding like its real mom.

I initially thought R31 was mistaken and meant to reference Redmond O’Neal, but apparently Griffin, Redmond, and Tatum are all fucked up!

J-Lo keeps introducing new daddies and rides a stripper pole in the Super Bowl halftime show. Garner is playing it smart in public but she has to be peeved Ben has his kids around her.

Maybe the son is acting up because his father Ben Affleck is a CLOSET QUEEN, has NO BUTT and is a WOODEN ACTOR.

First the nanny, then Shookus, now J-Lo. Affleck sure knows how to pick 'em

[quote] For as much as we make fun of Jen, I'll bet she ripped Ben & Ben Jr. a new one when she saw this.

If Jen is a sane, normal mother, she didn't. A normal parent would first make sure their child knew they had done something wrong and made sure they felt appropriately remorseful, and then they would emotionally support the child and tell them that it was a mistake but no one was hurt and it's fixable, and then they would make the child earn the money it takes to correct the damage in order to teach the kid accountability.

If Ben and JLo let the kid drive the car, it's entirely unfair to 'rip the kid a new one' for accidentally damaging property. This is such a non-scandal. You're all acting like he raped or maimed someone.

Jennifer would be justified in having her joint custody agreement with Ben re-visited.

Constantly introducing kids to every new piece Ben is fucking can't be good for the kids. Same for J.Lo's kids.

J-Lo’s kids probably reflexively ask every man they meet, “Are you my new daddy?”

The Urus has more power than many experienced adults can handle well, let alone a naive 10 year old. Lucky it wasn’t far worse.

[quote] J-Lo’s kids probably reflexively ask every man they meet, “Are you my new daddy?”

They have also learned how to fix drinks for all of their "uncles."

So the paparazzi just hang out near the exotic car dealership, just waiting to see which thirsty celebrity shows up? Did they follow the LoFlecks?

[quote]while Jen does seem like a good mom.

Say what you want, but Jennifer Garner truly loves her son. Photos don't lie!

Jennifer seems like a stable person, which is more than you can say about Ben or J.Lo.

R44, whenever my dad had some new girlfriend, we thought about this. We were pretty mean to one of the serious long-term ones, and her kids. My sister’s contempt is masterful; as an adult, I have some regret for being unwelcoming, but I was a lot nicer to them than she was.

Alcoholics are messy and do a lot of damage.

That car doesn’t look especially luxurious. It looks like it could be an adventurous Honda.

I had a run in with one of the celebrity offspring mentioned above. It was at the UCLA ER. This person had committed a crime, was arrested and then faked suicidal ideation to avoid a jail cell. I examined this person and found him not suicidal and recommended taking this person to the big jail downtown, to be placed in a suicide gown and sent to the mental health floor.

All the attendings at UCLA are star fuckers, and the attending told me to admit him. So this antisocial monster got a get-out-of -jail pass.

A Honda that likes to take a few risks, if you will.

the apple falls close to the tree, the rotten apples fall the closest.

R52 Feel like starting a juicy “Tales of the UCLA Medical Center” thread?

Dear Ben, please come wreck my hole.

Can Ben still get wood? His acting can but what about his cock?

Ben has no problem getting wood. He just has to worry about dizziness, headache, flushing, an stomach upset, and a painful erection lasting more than 8 hours.

What a messy bunch of people

Samuel needs a spanking.

This is like the little Royal brat Louis. When that Jubilee happened all the Royal crazies were defending his bad behavior as just being a kid. Yes, that would be true of most 4 yr olds, but many of these mega wealthy kids grow up entitled, spoiled, horrible adults. Ben’s kid seems well on his way. That’s when you get the Brandon Davis, Paris Hilton types or the major druggies like so many Hollywood kids.

They also need to really cut his hair.

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The boy needs to learn to drive so he can get them home when his father is too drunk.

Entitled little brat.

Why is Ben getting in those Mexican guys’ faces? Doesn’t look like an apology to me.

Probably a spoiled brat.

Yeah Ben looks like a Class A asshole up in the lot employee’s face.

He always looks miserable but Jlo looks happy.

I wonder if Aflac offers car insurance.

R67, she’s happy because the paps took her photo. Mission accomplished!

What’s up with her hairline? She’s got a JoJo Siwa going on. Damn.

Are all their kids transitioning?

Why is she smiling? Seriously.

His kid is really bizarre looking.

I wonder if that cunt Jennifer is going to be as supportive as she was in Love, Simon. She’ll probably paraphrase some monologue from the movie, call for the nanny and then call it a night.

Toys for rich boys.

Article says: they had been test driving . Ben had brat on his lap who was turning the wheel as they drove. Ben gets out of car. Kid remains in drivers seat . Backs up car. No damage to either car. Ben rushes to console his kid , assuring him whatever

Ben can look forward to visitation trips to state prison . Maybe he, O’Neal ( is he dead ?), tom hanks and Michael Douglas can drive together

Future hot mess alert. I am down for it!

Why does Affleck always seem so unhappy? He has an enviable life compared to most.

R75 Britney Spears put her then young child in her lap on a short drive Southern Louisiana style years ago and was vilified in the press for having (ignorantly) done so. The paps trailing her not so much. Odd thing that, eh?

J Lo obviously called her p.r. people while at the car dealership and told them how to spin things. She's talentless but has a great team you know. Very disciplined and clean living, though, I'll give her credit on those two things.

That kid is homely. He got the worse of his parents features and needs a haircut. Ben really has issues with addiction and that can sometimes be passed down, he needs to be mindful of that.

That boy is a girl!

I wonder what happened to RDJ’s son who also got arrested for drugs a few years ago? I give Michael Douglas credit, he learned a lesson from the first kid. The kids with CZJ have gone/graduated from college and seem very well adjusted.

Ben’s kids are going to be messy except maybe the older girl.

What that brat needs is a good ass whipping. I bet hes a fucking monster .

If Jennifer Lopez was about to become my stepmom I’d be acting out too to drive that bitch away from my father.

He looks like he gets along with JLo from the pictures. I think JLo’s kids seem better behaved than Ben’s, well at least his son.

He is initiating his son for future issues, so he can get a 2 for 1 at rehab.

Ben's oldest looks like she could be a bit of a priss like her mother, but the rest of Ben and J-Lo's kids so look like they will be messy

Did Ryan O'Neal sire a single sane offspring?

The kid looked appropriately worried when he goes to look at the bumper; Ben gave him a big hug afterwards. Everyone looked relieved. Leave kids near a car with keys in the ignition and there will be trouble.

Oh, FFS, he’s a CHILD who made a mistake.

Say whatever you want about frau Garner, but she’s a GOOD mother, and I highly doubt this kid has behavioral issues. And Ben may have battled with booze, but the man is pretty intelligent, and I doubt he is a shitty dad.

JLo also appears to be a decent mom.

What happened is unfortunate, and it sucks that it was filmed, but the kid isn’t some little sociopath, running around mutilating small animals or setting fires.

He screwed up. So what? Surely he will learn his lesson and successfully move on from this. Of course it helps that he has wealthy parents who can write some checks, but this isn’t a bad kid. Give him a break. It could have happened to anyone.

But Ben bullying the lot guy 😒

what will Garner say?

She will say her Capital One tag line "What's in your wallet?" not a driver's license that is for sure.

I have a call into Los Angeles Child Protection Services as we speak.

HA r91. I realize it's not that big of a transgression but it's been fun to comment on.

Ben was teaching his son how to leave the scene of an accident when you’re high/intoxicated.

You actually get less time for a hit and run then you do for driving while under the influence. r93 is right, Ben is teaching his son well.

That's a kid who has always gotten away with most everything he's ever done. If he had proper parenting he'd have that ridiculous hair cut.

I wish I grew my hair out that long when I was that age. It thins out for a lot of us when we get older and doesn't look good long anymore.

How long before Affleck shoots and kills some production nobody with a "prop" gun deemed safe by a young, non-binary with purple hair? HOW LONG?!

Has Been released a statement blaming Garner for their son's misadventure, yet?

Seeing Ben apparently yelling at the two working stiffs (both Hispanic) while JLo plays on her phone pisses me off. So trashy.

What’s in YOUR wallet?

^ JLo and Ben? A shit ton of money. They could have paid cash of all those cars pictured right on the spot

I hear an echo

Hahaha I love this thread. JLo is a trashy ho. Ben has a real Madonna/whore syndrome thing going on.

J-Lo on her phone in most of the photos — is she scrolling through her texts? “J-Lo, you were ROBBED of that Oscar nomination!”

Also, where is her ubiquitous Bling Cup?