Happy birthday, Carly!
I bet you think this thread is about you!
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Happy birthday, Carly!
I bet you think this thread is about you!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 25, 2022 4:02 PM |
She's actually 79. Her year of birth in the New York City birth index is 1943.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2022 11:32 AM |
She's not wearing a bra in that album cover! You can see her dirty pillows!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 25, 2022 11:44 AM |
She's actually not, R1. I dobn't know what a New York City birth index is, but she was born on June 25, 1945. 77.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2022 11:59 AM |
I wonder if her Dad still sits alone with no clothes on, while her mother flips through a dirty magazine?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 25, 2022 11:59 AM |
Is that what you claim it sounds like she's singing in that song, R4? Or are you Emily Litella?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 25, 2022 12:01 PM |
Scary mouth. She looks like she's about to rip your throat out like an animal.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 25, 2022 1:04 PM |
Happy B'Day Carly. I like OP's cute tread post.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 25, 2022 1:12 PM |
Ben, get the Aspercreme and spread it on my back.
That's a good boy.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2022 1:21 PM |
Given she's almost 80, I guess she can no longer say she hasn't got time for the pain.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 25, 2022 1:24 PM |
Did James Taylor wish her a happy birthday?...a card, at least..
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 25, 2022 1:25 PM |
[quote]She's actually not
Carly Simon lies about her age. All three of the Simon sisters do.
There was a book written about her (and Carole King and Joni Mitchell) and Carly gave the author access in exchange for agreeing not to reveal her real age. I was told that by a mutual friend. And when I read the book, it was obviously true. The book goes very vague when it comes to any details that would reveal her age.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 25, 2022 1:26 PM |
So I guess you answered your own question, R11.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 25, 2022 1:27 PM |
"I was told that by a mutual friend."
R12=Rona Barrett.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 25, 2022 1:27 PM |
"I don't know what the NYC Index to Birth Records is...but she is 77"... oh my sides...that is when the birth was registered with NYC. It was registered in 1943. I checked it. Unless another Carly Simon was born on June 25, 1943 and not the singer.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 25, 2022 1:44 PM |
You consult the NYC Index to Birth Records? Okay, gramps R15!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 25, 2022 2:00 PM |
She looks like Steven Tyler.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 25, 2022 2:03 PM |
R16 I consulted the "International Directory of Stupid, Annoying Cunts" and you were in it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 25, 2022 2:03 PM |
I'm sure, R18, you were the author of it, being a distinguished old gash from way back.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 25, 2022 2:05 PM |
Carly said she was 32 when she married JT, in 1972.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 25, 2022 2:09 PM |
She and James Taylor had a stormy marriage and divorce and he still doesn't speak to her to this day.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 25, 2022 2:11 PM |
You have to count the folds on her vagina to determine how old she is!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 25, 2022 2:14 PM |
What's with the limp wrist in OP's photo?
That hand looks alienesque, too.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 25, 2022 2:15 PM |
R24 oh my, that does look aged
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 25, 2022 2:30 PM |
Well, R26, she is 77, or if you believe the NYC Birth Index (LMFAO!), 79. Either way, yeah, late 70s is aged. So it would make sense she looks old.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 25, 2022 2:34 PM |
Are there clouds in her Ensure?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 25, 2022 2:38 PM |
R28 - to her it seems like clouds now, but it's just cataracts
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 25, 2022 2:55 PM |
That cover was pretty daring and a lot of older guys jerked off to it, at least that's what Bill Murray made a joke of.
Carly was Paramount's first choice for Sandy in Grease. Weird as that was, they wanted to have a pop star in the movie since they owned the soundtrack and wanted to ensure a hit. Of course, ONJ became the Australian Sandy and history was made.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 25, 2022 3:02 PM |
[quote]That cover was pretty daring and a lot of older guys jerked off to it, at least that's what Bill Murray made a joke of.
I remember having a day in English class at prep school when we talked about lyrics in popular music. Our teacher held up the No Secrets album and said, "Well, Miss Simon appears to have other assets as well." All of us naughty school boys smirked. And I knew I was gay.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 25, 2022 3:22 PM |
R31 how did you know?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 25, 2022 3:25 PM |
Because other boys (most of them at least) were turned on by her nipples, whereas I was not.
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