Help! My ass is collapsing!

It’s old age, dear. The adipose tissue and collagen flatten and change as we age. My best advice is to watch your weight and do low impact attaining or yoga to keep muscles toned. Also avoid extreme or crash dieting because you will lose important youthful collagen in the face (baby fat) that doesn’t ever come back…

There would be something’s unsightly about an old man with a perky, juicy bubble butt anyway!

implants, bish

You can't. It gets worse. You'll learn not to look at your ass in a mirror.

Don't worry. It will soon start drooping faster.

Will squats help?

Learn to accept the flat ass as well as your impending demise. You had your youth; now move on.

Now you will have to pay to have quality sizemeat pork your tired elderculo!

Ice skating!!!

Better cultivate that sunny disposition and sparkling personality, OP, cause nobody wants loose, flabby eldergay ass that shakes like jello when you slap it.

R3- You sound like Dorothy on The Golden Girls 👧- Warning Blanche not to look at herself leaning over a mirror 🪞 - but only leaning back- that way everything falls back into place.

Two consequences for me with a melted ass is that it’s uncomfortable to sit since there’s no natural cushion and pants fall down because the mid area is now just a cylinder and there’s nothing for the waistband to catch on. I was thinking about trying suspenders, or maybe overalls.

You'll have to have fat injected into it. Look it up, honey, it's called a Brazilian butt lift.

Listen to your superego, not your id

Age is just another damn neurosis

We'll have you regressing back to infancy

And back into the womb under hypnosis

No more crow's feet, no more flab

No more love handles to grab

You'll be so thin they'll all think you're

Walking sideways like a crab

Nothing sagging, nothing bagging

Nothing dragging on the floor

Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering

Eternal youth is worth a little suffering

Well,…you can’t live forever…

Overalls, R11? While we can’t keep our perfect asses forever, there’s no need to jump straight into dungarees.

Unacceptable.

r10 Iit's the angle... they need to lean over at a 45 degree angle..

it would help if they have muscular back and thighs and try to fend off the development of lovehandles as you don't want anything to distract from the clean lines and defined muscles.. so a tiny butt doesn't look so out of place.

can make it pop with pressing arms down firm, leaning towards toes and tightening calf muscles. . . projecting the buttocks outward without jutting.

But that won't remove the divots that will inevitably appear on the buttocks.. those would likely require injections.

and other problems soon to follow...

Though if their derriere hasn't fallen into total disarray yet

they need to think about developing a skincare treatment plan for their backside..

for most, the focus is on products high in vitamin c.

Careful not to bend over backwards, lest you step on your ass, honey.

Ask madonna

If your knees can take it, do a routine of squats each day.

@r3, "You'll learn not to look at your ass in a mirror"

Wait until you see your reflection in a store window and not recognize the old guy looking back at you. You eventually will learn to just focus on the parts that need shaving/trimming and adjusting and you stop looking at the big picture ☹️

You'll thank me

Now you can rescue children trapped in wells.

I'm 42. And it's happened to me too. It was close to perfect for all my life. A big, round, firm ass. Hardly even needed to do squats.

Ugh. Not anymore. It's saggy. Even a bit flabby. So depressing. Oh well. At least I put it to good use for a few years.

[quote]At least I put it to good use for a few years

Word, R22.

I didn't waste mine, either!

OP: can you cook?

Does that mean no more twerking??

Stair Stepper

A collapsing box….

Buy a bicycle and use it, every day. I am older than this and my ass is still great cos I cycle everyday. I get comments about it. Save gas money too and good for your health and fitness

If your ass is saggy and flabby at average weight at 42, you're sitting too much and not exercising nearly enough.'

Get off this cursed site and go for daily runs, regular cycling, your home/building's running machines, whatever works but do it frequently and consistently.

Stretches and squats and other movements when you wake up. Intense workouts if you can. I don't practice all I preach but come on, you know this situation wasn't destiny but your own choices.

"Help! My ass is collapsing!"

Excuse me miss, but I have problems of my own.

r29

R29 I run 3-5 miles six days a week and lift three days. I'm in great shape. It's just my ass is sagging and getting flabby. Still looks good (enough) in clothes. Not so good naked. At least not to my standards. I genetically have a larger ass. Which was a godsend in my 20s and most of my 30s. Not so much now.

No amount of working out (clearly I do plenty) beats gravity.

The soufflé has fallen and it ain't never coming back.

No one cares about your ass, OP.

OP, you can definitely still have a thick, tight, juicy ass. I don't know if you had to work for it before, but you might have to now. Most in shape guys I see at the gym from 40-55 still have really good gym bodies and at the very least muscular asses which looks good. It's the old men in the 60+ category that it looks like their asses have deflated into a V configuration. It literally happens to all old men, even the ones that are really fit. Power yoga 3 x a week, lunges, chair poses, squats - it's not rocket science.

A Brazilian butt-lift in Santee Alley.

These work for me.

Guys who grow comfortable with getting older are generally more appealing than those who become neurotic because they're getting older. Grow up, loser.

With the serum, OP.

OP, I would get a lift and fat injections. Also, at your age there is a new surgery in LA called "bussy buttoning" which is similar you vaginal tightening. They use a laser to basically button up the seams around your hole giving you a virginal tightness and sealing up a prolapse. It's very popular. A lot of people do this, the butt lift and while your under they can do a small fat transfer to your cock for more girth and tighten your nut sack to a 20' somethings. More firm.

OP's ass collapse is COMPLETE.

Bottomlounge is not going to help you fix your droopy butt cheeks.

I went South Beach, then added 50 miles of biking, then squats and lots of pallet jack work.

Correct underwear forgives flaws. Trunks offer full ass coverage. They also cover up the sideburns on my inner thighs. Spandex and modal content hold the ass up without rolling up on my thighs.

Stand on your head.

Trunks are a privilege and not a right!

OP Miss Cumdump bottom your future will consist of you sending 10-15 year old ass pics and then waiting face down , ass up on the bed ,in a DARK room and hoping the horny tops don’t care about your droopy ass cheeks flapping all over. Just embrace it.

Future Case 328. in our midst.