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British Comedian Investigated By Police After Audience Member Offended By

What’s worse: someone actually called the police about a joke or that the police actually investigated this and contacted him?

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by Anonymousreply 36June 23, 2022 1:35 PM

Context?? What was the joke?

by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2022 8:39 PM

Can someone please post the joke. He only says it involved the words "giant donkey dick".

by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2022 8:40 PM

This would’ve been in the prequel to 1984, as things were leading up to that point.

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2022 8:40 PM

Was it a tranny joke?

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2022 8:40 PM

R1, the joke is irrelevant.

by Anonymousreply 5June 22, 2022 8:41 PM

And the EU thinks America is too “woke”?

by Anonymousreply 6June 22, 2022 8:41 PM

Brits get called by the police for tweets, retweets, misgendering, etc. It’s all illegal. It’s a politically correct, anti-free speech shithole. One guy got a call over a retweet by the police saying that they wanted to “make sure he was thinking right.”

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2022 8:42 PM

Tell us the joke!!

by Anonymousreply 8June 22, 2022 8:53 PM

The joke was about online dating. He met this girl, talked for a while, was really falling for her, then went on a date. When they got back to his place and he removed her skirt, a giant donkey dick fell out. He asked the audience what they think happened next, if he still shagged her. He says you bet your arse I did, it’s not everyday you come across a giant donkey dick.

by Anonymousreply 9June 22, 2022 8:58 PM

The woke British constabulary policies have been slipping the country bit by bit into a bizarre police state.

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by Anonymousreply 10June 22, 2022 9:03 PM

Of course it was about the trannys.

by Anonymousreply 11June 22, 2022 9:04 PM

R9. I laughed.

by Anonymousreply 12June 22, 2022 9:18 PM

This comedian is famous for his twee musings on BBC 'light entertainment' shows (shows like Bake Off etc).

So probably the audience member was probably not a tranny, but an elderly person expecting whimsy, not jokes from a bisexual man about fucking.

by Anonymousreply 13June 22, 2022 9:22 PM

Honestly I doubt that r13. I don't think the elderly instinctively think of calling cops for a joke that bothers them. Trans activists on the other hand ...

by Anonymousreply 14June 22, 2022 9:37 PM

Thanks, R9.

by Anonymousreply 15June 22, 2022 9:40 PM

[quote]"The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities -- but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith."

No, not about the Ts.

by Anonymousreply 16June 22, 2022 9:45 PM

Separate incident r16, separate guy. The joke by the comedian is about the T I'm sure.

Or are you saying something else?

by Anonymousreply 17June 22, 2022 9:55 PM

[quote]Separate incident [R16], separate guy. The joke by the comedian is about the T I'm sure.

I was addressing r10 and r11.

by Anonymousreply 18June 22, 2022 10:01 PM

Someone should have slapped him.

by Anonymousreply 19June 22, 2022 10:26 PM

Actually, someone should have slapped that audience member. Oh are you offended? Well, here's a bitch slapping for you! There, now you understand what an aggression actually is.

by Anonymousreply 20June 22, 2022 10:29 PM

I wish George Carlin was still alive.

by Anonymousreply 21June 22, 2022 10:35 PM

George Carlin had too much common sense. Were he still alive he would have been cancelled and banned years ago.

by Anonymousreply 22June 22, 2022 10:40 PM

[quote]So probably the audience member was probably not a tranny, but an elderly person expecting whimsy, not jokes from a bisexual man about fucking.


by Anonymousreply 23June 22, 2022 10:52 PM

People are being put on trial for their tweets in the UK. They have to pay money bd make a public apology for hurting someone’s feelings.

by Anonymousreply 24June 22, 2022 10:53 PM

Carlin is the one who all the little crybaby SJWs keep quoting about not punching down.

by Anonymousreply 25June 22, 2022 10:54 PM

Ive been a fan of Joe Lycett. The jokes funny. And he doesn't only for whimsy. He's pretty explicit.

by Anonymousreply 26June 22, 2022 10:54 PM

The joke had something to do with joe showing a naked baby picture of himself

by Anonymousreply 27June 22, 2022 10:57 PM

Joel Lycett is partly famous for writing letters to councils, politicians, parking officials and so on complaining about treatment over a various issues. His letters are very funny and he usually gets the desired outcome. He now has a consumers rights type show on the TV as well as presenting the Sewing Bee so he will have a very diverse group of followers. When somebody makes a complaint the police have to investigate. They investigated - probably a five minute job if that - and closed the case. It was somebody wasting their time but the press are making a massive fuss over nothing just like the audience member.

by Anonymousreply 28June 22, 2022 11:04 PM

Go fuck yourselves you smelly pricks!

by Anonymousreply 29June 22, 2022 11:04 PM

R28, here. Joe not Joel. Typed it out of habit.

by Anonymousreply 30June 22, 2022 11:05 PM

He’s probably a faggot.

by Anonymousreply 31June 22, 2022 11:08 PM

R31 Bisexual, lard ass.

by Anonymousreply 32June 22, 2022 11:11 PM

I love Joe Lycett. Shit like this just fuels him, egging him on.

by Anonymousreply 33June 22, 2022 11:25 PM

Matt, He's openly bi. It's part of his act.

by Anonymousreply 34June 22, 2022 11:57 PM

FFS - there is no right, god-given or otherwise, not to be offended.

Abestos eyeballs for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 35June 23, 2022 12:21 PM

If he's gay or bi, then the joke that got him in trouble makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 36June 23, 2022 1:35 PM
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