I'm Silvia Rhone and Montell's sexy bald head.
Let's be a 1990s Talk Show Episode
|by Anonymous||reply 100||June 28, 2022 1:55 AM|
Or Sylvia Browne?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||June 22, 2022 8:24 PM|
Sylvia Browne was always effective on Sally Jessy Raphael
|by Anonymous||reply 2||June 22, 2022 8:26 PM|
Freudian slip I guess. Post or fuck off, j/k.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||June 22, 2022 8:26 PM|
I’m the gay crush expose that resulted in murder on Jenny Jones.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||June 22, 2022 8:27 PM|
I'm the town slag and drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||June 22, 2022 8:28 PM|
I'm a dumb 14 year old terrified of mayonnaise or cardboard boxes or something equally as absurd.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||June 22, 2022 8:29 PM|
I’m Sally Jesse Raphael’s humongous glasses.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||June 22, 2022 8:31 PM|
Im Ricki Lake's chicana around the way girl accent that would come out when she was reading guests.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||June 22, 2022 8:31 PM|
I’m the surprise crush that ends in murder
|by Anonymous||reply 9||June 22, 2022 8:31 PM|
R9 see r4
|by Anonymous||reply 10||June 22, 2022 8:34 PM|
I'm Silvia Rhone.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||June 22, 2022 8:37 PM|
A couple of years before the 90's but this is the one I always remember the most: Geraldo Riveria getting his nose broken and bloody by White Nationalist on his own talk show.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||June 22, 2022 8:38 PM|
I said 90s you stupid bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||June 22, 2022 8:39 PM|
Oh fuck off, I will do what I want.
The fight starts at 28:05ish
|by Anonymous||reply 14||June 22, 2022 8:40 PM|
This thread is terrible
|by Anonymous||reply 15||June 22, 2022 8:42 PM|
This thread is sooo Jerry Springer.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||June 22, 2022 8:44 PM|
I'm Oprah trying to win back middle America with Hollywood actors and legendary singers. Meanwhile most of America just want to see ratchet fights and trannys snatch some wigs.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||June 22, 2022 8:47 PM|
I'm the sassy black lady saying "Drop that zero and get yourself a hero!".
|by Anonymous||reply 18||June 22, 2022 8:48 PM|
I'm the shocking NYC Club Kids. They were always on the 90s talk shows because they were so out there.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||June 22, 2022 8:50 PM|
I'm a freaky-looking goth teen who is about to get a makeover that will make my mother cry!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||June 22, 2022 8:59 PM|
I’m the incredibly creative chant from the audience.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||June 22, 2022 9:04 PM|
I’m the “Is It a Woman or Man?!” episodes.
Try me in 2022 and you’ll get us cancelled.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||June 22, 2022 9:06 PM|
I’m Rude Jude.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||June 22, 2022 9:16 PM|
I'm the wig snatch
|by Anonymous||reply 24||June 22, 2022 9:43 PM|
This thread took a great turn to favorite 80s-00s daytime talk show episodes. Loved the Geraldo, looked up a few about the Club Kids (on my favorites Richard Bey, and Donahue)
|by Anonymous||reply 25||June 22, 2022 9:58 PM|
Also love Sally Jesse and her carnival of serial killer crush frau hags.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||June 22, 2022 9:59 PM|
I'm the mom with a questionable baby daddy who didn't get a DNA test... I'm cheating on my baby daddy boyfriend with his BROTHER! Bam! Good luck with the DNA tests! Guess what, audience? We're bringing out the brother!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||June 22, 2022 10:00 PM|
Every year Sally would do her Imitation of Life episode where she would have a panel of black people who would say they didn't want to be black. The audiences would rip them to shreds.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||June 22, 2022 10:24 PM|
I'm "The Hot Seat" with Wally George. I'm mostly an eighties show, but I did make it into the early nineties.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||June 22, 2022 10:24 PM|
I'm an out of control girl who will get a makeover.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||June 22, 2022 10:43 PM|
I'm [italic]Miss[/italic] Angelou. You have no license to call me by my first name.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||June 22, 2022 10:52 PM|
R18 And I'm the sassy black lady talking about teen virginity who says "you gotta be a peach outta reach!"
|by Anonymous||reply 32||June 22, 2022 10:57 PM|
I am Toby. Non-binary before non-binary was cool. Sally’s head almost exploded trying to figure it out.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||June 22, 2022 11:11 PM|
I'm Oprah's head pasted onto the body of Ann Margaret!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||June 22, 2022 11:15 PM|
I'm everyone's favorite daytime male exotic dancer "Mr. Cunt Smasher" because we all need our cunts smashed every now and then.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||June 22, 2022 11:19 PM|
OMG R35, Cunt Smasher was awesome! Thanks for the laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||June 22, 2022 11:24 PM|
I'm the five minutes Jerry Springer tried to be "serious". People never seem to remember me, but I happened. Of course, GG Allin would make anyone look virtuous by comparison.
And as a side note: Allin WAS hardcore (DL should appreciate that to a degree) but I still think a lot of it was posturing and projection...and as a result...boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||June 22, 2022 11:29 PM|
R33 that was priceless comedy
|by Anonymous||reply 38||June 22, 2022 11:30 PM|
i'm gordon elliott's wannabe robin leach "...and i don't know whyyyyyyyyy!" accent.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||June 23, 2022 12:25 AM|
i'm the cheesy bouncing graphic at the start after every commercial break that says something like: i slept with your man and i'll do it again! or my mom thinks she's hot but she's totally NOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||June 23, 2022 12:29 AM|
We're the commercials piled on near the end of the show, so that every 2 minutes Oprah says, "We'll be right back!"
|by Anonymous||reply 41||June 23, 2022 12:43 AM|
I'm Gordon Elliott. Do you remember my show? Neither do I.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||June 23, 2022 12:45 AM|
I’m the omnipresent patchwork embroidered tapestry vests.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||June 23, 2022 12:47 AM|
I'm Tempestt Bledsoe. Even us forgettables were given talk shows in the 90s!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||June 23, 2022 12:54 AM|
I was a Rolonda gal, myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||June 23, 2022 12:58 AM|
I'm the audience member who stands up to ask a question. When the audience starts murmuring at me, I angrily shout, "You don't KNOW me!"
|by Anonymous||reply 46||June 23, 2022 1:02 AM|
I'm Phil Donahue, wishing it had never come this far.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||June 23, 2022 1:03 AM|
I'm the ringside, er, stage security. I become such a major part of the show, I'm greeted with my own chant, and I deserve it.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||June 23, 2022 1:04 AM|
I weighed 1/5th of what I do now when I started on The View in 1997!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||June 23, 2022 1:35 AM|
I'm the hand that many people keep being told to talk to.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||June 23, 2022 1:39 AM|
R49, why demean Whoopi?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||June 23, 2022 1:44 AM|
I'm the alien abductee episode of Oprah.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||June 23, 2022 1:46 AM|
I'm "no, girlfriend" complete with head bob and weave.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||June 23, 2022 3:21 AM|
I'm every Frau from Staten Island, paid with free chicken wings and bus passes, packed in the Phil Donahue audience, hoping to get a glimpse of Cunt Smasher's biceps!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||June 23, 2022 5:13 AM|
Sylvia Browne was a charlatan.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||June 23, 2022 7:46 AM|
I'm Chevy Chase, a talk show host,and you're not.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||June 23, 2022 9:39 PM|
I'm all that and a bag of chips!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||June 23, 2022 10:23 PM|
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
(talk to the hand gesture)
|by Anonymous||reply 58||June 23, 2022 10:27 PM|
We're Truddi Chase.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||June 23, 2022 10:30 PM|
I'm the OJ verdict.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||June 23, 2022 11:02 PM|
I was naked on the Jerry Springer show. I didn't confront somebody, everyone on stage was naked so I felt left out. I showed my vagina to everybody!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||June 24, 2022 12:21 AM|
You need to get yo horse hair and yo donkey ass off this stage, ho!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||June 24, 2022 12:51 AM|
I'm the blood on Jenny Jones' hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||June 24, 2022 1:24 AM|
I liked the Sally episode where the guests had 3 breasts.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||June 24, 2022 1:33 AM|
I'm the combination of bigotry and titilation that you could feel through the TV screen whenever any of these shows did a gay-themed episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||June 24, 2022 1:46 AM|
I'm OUT OF CONTROL!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||June 24, 2022 7:06 AM|
r19 I'm the hunchback you throw a little glitter on before you go dancing, honey.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||June 24, 2022 9:52 AM|
I'm an episode of Tempestt Bledsoe's forgotten talk show.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||June 24, 2022 12:48 PM|
I'm the frau in the audience wearing a white turtleneck with a gold heart necklace over the top.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||June 24, 2022 12:58 PM|
I'm New Jersey and I am proudly represented by all the trashy guests and audience members on the Richard Bey show.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||June 24, 2022 4:21 PM|
I’m the JonBenet episodes of “Geraldo”
|by Anonymous||reply 71||June 24, 2022 4:55 PM|
I remember that other psychic James Van Praugh appearing on talk shows. I could have sworn he was on Oprah a couple of times.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||June 24, 2022 5:10 PM|
I'm Cliff Parker doing a striptease and presenting hole on the "Robin Byrd Show."
|by Anonymous||reply 73||June 24, 2022 5:22 PM|
I'm Phil Donahue's falling ratings.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||June 24, 2022 5:45 PM|
I'm the results of the lie-detector test. It rarely ends well for the guests.
R35, it looks like Shredder fell on hard times after losing his fights to those turtles.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||June 24, 2022 5:57 PM|
I'm another sassy black woman who says, "Girl, you don't need to be on Jenny Jones. You need to be on Jenny Craig!"
|by Anonymous||reply 76||June 24, 2022 7:15 PM|
I'm just one of the many imbeciles on Jerry Springer who is shocked, I tell you, shocked to find out that this chiseled, deep-voiced, muscular lady I butt fucked is actually a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||June 24, 2022 7:16 PM|
I'm a plastic surgery disaster. I picked my plastic surgeon out of the yellow pages because he was so cheap. Don't "let your fingers do the walking."
|by Anonymous||reply 78||June 24, 2022 7:17 PM|
I'm Eve Plumb showing up for the paycheck but having a stick up her ass when asked about The Brady Bunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||June 24, 2022 7:24 PM|
I'm occasional guest Donald Trump. You thought I was some clownish real estate developer with ex-wives and girlfriends. Little did you know that I would one day plan an insurrection and destroy democracy!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||June 24, 2022 7:24 PM|
I'm the special makeover episodes. Hair by Jose Eber. Fashions by Pennys.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||June 24, 2022 7:29 PM|
I'm the Barbizon modelling commercials for the talk shows airing in the northeast. You too can be a model! Call now!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||June 24, 2022 7:37 PM|
R33 that was depressing!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||June 24, 2022 7:43 PM|
I'm the bootcamp for out-of-control teens
|by Anonymous||reply 84||June 24, 2022 9:05 PM|
I'm 1970s Geraldo. Yes, I know you all wanted me.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||June 25, 2022 12:24 AM|
Looks like a Playgirl model in the 70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||June 25, 2022 12:25 AM|
My bf and I went to the States to care for his father who had been in a serious car accident while on vacation. We discovered the outrageous Jerry Springer Show and this episode..
I can't find this entire episode unfortunately, but this gives you a taste of the fabulousness. Mom was an obese frau puta. Hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||June 25, 2022 6:35 AM|
If you're all that and a bag of chips sittin there wearing those cheap Payless shoes, I am all that and a 5 pound bag of skittles, so taste my rainbow bitch! Now sit your ass down before I snatch that weave right offa your head!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||June 25, 2022 7:39 AM|
r85 Looks like a Miami street hustler from the era.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||June 25, 2022 12:22 PM|
I'm the half-eaten bag of Wow! chips and the explosive diarrhea!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||June 25, 2022 4:45 PM|
@ R79 Lol, I remember that! What a bitter bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||June 26, 2022 8:25 PM|
R91 Why did she think she was invited if she didn’t want to talk about the Brady Bunch? She’s sitting in between Punky Brewster and Webster for chrissakes!
|by Anonymous||reply 92||June 26, 2022 9:08 PM|
[quote] i'm the cheesy bouncing graphic at the start after every commercial break that says something like: i slept with your man and i'll do it again! or my mom thinks she's hot but she's totally NOT!
Credit to Ricki Lake for this brilliant innovation. She was the first to do this then all the other hosts copied her!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||June 26, 2022 9:30 PM|
R93, yeah sometimes the tag lines featured the most sensational stories, not necessarily all of the guests, like "I slept with the pastor and deacon and my husband doesn't know it". God now these freaks build a platform on social media and make money off of it. Too funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||June 27, 2022 4:11 AM|
I'm the horrible shaggy, unevenly cut, and stringy long hair on many male strippers, rendering them unfuckable to 99% of the gay audience despite the nice bodies.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||June 27, 2022 4:31 AM|
I'm the gullibility of the audience at home leading them to accept that these teens who are appearing with their mothers to be booed at on TV are truly "out of control," and are not being paid to exaggerate and lie.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||June 27, 2022 4:34 AM|
I'm the notion that never seems to die that if goth teenagers only get preppie makeovers they'll keep the look forever and behave themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||June 27, 2022 4:37 AM|
I’m 14 and I WANT to get pregnant!!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||June 27, 2022 5:49 AM|
[quote] "I remember that other psychic James Van Praugh appearing on talk shows. I could have sworn he was on Oprah a couple of times."
I never liked him, R72. But I don't like any of those cold reading assholes. I want to go to one of those events, and when prompted by the reader say "You're the "psychic", you tell me!"
And I actually do believe folks can have legitimate premonitions and such, but all of that is complete horseshit (obviously). And he WAS on Oprah. She loved shilling a lot of bogus bullshit (Van Praagh, "Dr." Phil, and Dr. Oz, are just a few examples).
|by Anonymous||reply 99||June 27, 2022 7:23 AM|
After Sylvia Browne died, her successor Silvia Rhone took on the mantle (as well as her claw-like press on nails).
I've read several of Sylvia's books. It was mostly uninspired unoriginal New Age tripe. Now wonder she was able to churn out so many per year throughout her career.
It's a shame the Stop Sylvia Browne site is gone. That site had full in depth research exposing all of her lies. Good stuff. The guy who created the site died several years ago and I don't think it was archived.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||June 28, 2022 1:55 AM|