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Let's be a 1990s Talk Show Episode

I'm Silvia Rhone and Montell's sexy bald head.

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by Anonymousreply 100June 28, 2022 1:55 AM

Or Sylvia Browne?

by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2022 8:24 PM

Sylvia Browne was always effective on Sally Jessy Raphael

by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2022 8:26 PM

Freudian slip I guess. Post or fuck off, j/k.

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2022 8:26 PM

I’m the gay crush expose that resulted in murder on Jenny Jones.

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2022 8:27 PM

I'm the town slag and drunk.

by Anonymousreply 5June 22, 2022 8:28 PM

I'm a dumb 14 year old terrified of mayonnaise or cardboard boxes or something equally as absurd.

by Anonymousreply 6June 22, 2022 8:29 PM

I’m Sally Jesse Raphael’s humongous glasses.

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2022 8:31 PM

Im Ricki Lake's chicana around the way girl accent that would come out when she was reading guests.

by Anonymousreply 8June 22, 2022 8:31 PM

I’m the surprise crush that ends in murder

by Anonymousreply 9June 22, 2022 8:31 PM

R9 see r4

by Anonymousreply 10June 22, 2022 8:34 PM

I'm Silvia Rhone.

by Anonymousreply 11June 22, 2022 8:37 PM

A couple of years before the 90's but this is the one I always remember the most: Geraldo Riveria getting his nose broken and bloody by White Nationalist on his own talk show.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 22, 2022 8:38 PM

I said 90s you stupid bitch.

by Anonymousreply 13June 22, 2022 8:39 PM

Oh fuck off, I will do what I want.

The fight starts at 28:05ish

by Anonymousreply 14June 22, 2022 8:40 PM

This thread is terrible

by Anonymousreply 15June 22, 2022 8:42 PM

This thread is sooo Jerry Springer.

by Anonymousreply 16June 22, 2022 8:44 PM

I'm Oprah trying to win back middle America with Hollywood actors and legendary singers. Meanwhile most of America just want to see ratchet fights and trannys snatch some wigs.

by Anonymousreply 17June 22, 2022 8:47 PM

I'm the sassy black lady saying "Drop that zero and get yourself a hero!".

by Anonymousreply 18June 22, 2022 8:48 PM

I'm the shocking NYC Club Kids. They were always on the 90s talk shows because they were so out there.

by Anonymousreply 19June 22, 2022 8:50 PM

I'm a freaky-looking goth teen who is about to get a makeover that will make my mother cry!

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by Anonymousreply 20June 22, 2022 8:59 PM

I’m the incredibly creative chant from the audience.

by Anonymousreply 21June 22, 2022 9:04 PM

I’m the “Is It a Woman or Man?!” episodes.

Try me in 2022 and you’ll get us cancelled.

by Anonymousreply 22June 22, 2022 9:06 PM

I’m Rude Jude.

by Anonymousreply 23June 22, 2022 9:16 PM

I'm the wig snatch

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by Anonymousreply 24June 22, 2022 9:43 PM

This thread took a great turn to favorite 80s-00s daytime talk show episodes. Loved the Geraldo, looked up a few about the Club Kids (on my favorites Richard Bey, and Donahue)

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by Anonymousreply 25June 22, 2022 9:58 PM

Also love Sally Jesse and her carnival of serial killer crush frau hags.

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by Anonymousreply 26June 22, 2022 9:59 PM

I'm the mom with a questionable baby daddy who didn't get a DNA test... I'm cheating on my baby daddy boyfriend with his BROTHER! Bam! Good luck with the DNA tests! Guess what, audience? We're bringing out the brother!

by Anonymousreply 27June 22, 2022 10:00 PM

Every year Sally would do her Imitation of Life episode where she would have a panel of black people who would say they didn't want to be black. The audiences would rip them to shreds.

by Anonymousreply 28June 22, 2022 10:24 PM

I'm "The Hot Seat" with Wally George. I'm mostly an eighties show, but I did make it into the early nineties.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 22, 2022 10:24 PM

I'm an out of control girl who will get a makeover.

by Anonymousreply 30June 22, 2022 10:43 PM

I'm [italic]Miss[/italic] Angelou. You have no license to call me by my first name.

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by Anonymousreply 31June 22, 2022 10:52 PM

R18 And I'm the sassy black lady talking about teen virginity who says "you gotta be a peach outta reach!"

by Anonymousreply 32June 22, 2022 10:57 PM

I am Toby. Non-binary before non-binary was cool. Sally’s head almost exploded trying to figure it out.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 22, 2022 11:11 PM

I'm Oprah's head pasted onto the body of Ann Margaret!

by Anonymousreply 34June 22, 2022 11:15 PM

I'm everyone's favorite daytime male exotic dancer "Mr. Cunt Smasher" because we all need our cunts smashed every now and then.

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by Anonymousreply 35June 22, 2022 11:19 PM

OMG R35, Cunt Smasher was awesome! Thanks for the laugh.

by Anonymousreply 36June 22, 2022 11:24 PM

I'm the five minutes Jerry Springer tried to be "serious". People never seem to remember me, but I happened. Of course, GG Allin would make anyone look virtuous by comparison.

And as a side note: Allin WAS hardcore (DL should appreciate that to a degree) but I still think a lot of it was posturing and projection...and as a result...boring.

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by Anonymousreply 37June 22, 2022 11:29 PM

R33 that was priceless comedy

by Anonymousreply 38June 22, 2022 11:30 PM

i'm gordon elliott's wannabe robin leach "...and i don't know whyyyyyyyyy!" accent.

by Anonymousreply 39June 23, 2022 12:25 AM

i'm the cheesy bouncing graphic at the start after every commercial break that says something like: i slept with your man and i'll do it again! or my mom thinks she's hot but she's totally NOT!

by Anonymousreply 40June 23, 2022 12:29 AM

We're the commercials piled on near the end of the show, so that every 2 minutes Oprah says, "We'll be right back!"

by Anonymousreply 41June 23, 2022 12:43 AM

I'm Gordon Elliott. Do you remember my show? Neither do I.

by Anonymousreply 42June 23, 2022 12:45 AM

I’m the omnipresent patchwork embroidered tapestry vests.

by Anonymousreply 43June 23, 2022 12:47 AM

I'm Tempestt Bledsoe. Even us forgettables were given talk shows in the 90s!

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by Anonymousreply 44June 23, 2022 12:54 AM

I was a Rolonda gal, myself.

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by Anonymousreply 45June 23, 2022 12:58 AM

I'm the audience member who stands up to ask a question. When the audience starts murmuring at me, I angrily shout, "You don't KNOW me!"

by Anonymousreply 46June 23, 2022 1:02 AM

I'm Phil Donahue, wishing it had never come this far.

by Anonymousreply 47June 23, 2022 1:03 AM

I'm the ringside, er, stage security. I become such a major part of the show, I'm greeted with my own chant, and I deserve it.

by Anonymousreply 48June 23, 2022 1:04 AM

I weighed 1/5th of what I do now when I started on The View in 1997!

by Anonymousreply 49June 23, 2022 1:35 AM

I'm the hand that many people keep being told to talk to.

by Anonymousreply 50June 23, 2022 1:39 AM

R49, why demean Whoopi?

by Anonymousreply 51June 23, 2022 1:44 AM

I'm the alien abductee episode of Oprah.

by Anonymousreply 52June 23, 2022 1:46 AM

I'm "no, girlfriend" complete with head bob and weave.

by Anonymousreply 53June 23, 2022 3:21 AM

I'm every Frau from Staten Island, paid with free chicken wings and bus passes, packed in the Phil Donahue audience, hoping to get a glimpse of Cunt Smasher's biceps!

by Anonymousreply 54June 23, 2022 5:13 AM

Sylvia Browne was a charlatan.

by Anonymousreply 55June 23, 2022 7:46 AM

I'm Chevy Chase, a talk show host,and you're not.

by Anonymousreply 56June 23, 2022 9:39 PM

I'm all that and a bag of chips!

by Anonymousreply 57June 23, 2022 10:23 PM

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!

(talk to the hand gesture)

by Anonymousreply 58June 23, 2022 10:27 PM

We're Truddi Chase.

by Anonymousreply 59June 23, 2022 10:30 PM

I'm the OJ verdict.

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by Anonymousreply 60June 23, 2022 11:02 PM

I was naked on the Jerry Springer show. I didn't confront somebody, everyone on stage was naked so I felt left out. I showed my vagina to everybody!

by Anonymousreply 61June 24, 2022 12:21 AM

You need to get yo horse hair and yo donkey ass off this stage, ho!

by Anonymousreply 62June 24, 2022 12:51 AM

I'm the blood on Jenny Jones' hands.

by Anonymousreply 63June 24, 2022 1:24 AM

I liked the Sally episode where the guests had 3 breasts.

by Anonymousreply 64June 24, 2022 1:33 AM

I'm the combination of bigotry and titilation that you could feel through the TV screen whenever any of these shows did a gay-themed episode.

by Anonymousreply 65June 24, 2022 1:46 AM

I'm OUT OF CONTROL!

by Anonymousreply 66June 24, 2022 7:06 AM

r19 I'm the hunchback you throw a little glitter on before you go dancing, honey.

by Anonymousreply 67June 24, 2022 9:52 AM

I'm an episode of Tempestt Bledsoe's forgotten talk show.

by Anonymousreply 68June 24, 2022 12:48 PM

I'm the frau in the audience wearing a white turtleneck with a gold heart necklace over the top.

by Anonymousreply 69June 24, 2022 12:58 PM

I'm New Jersey and I am proudly represented by all the trashy guests and audience members on the Richard Bey show.

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by Anonymousreply 70June 24, 2022 4:21 PM

I’m the JonBenet episodes of “Geraldo”

by Anonymousreply 71June 24, 2022 4:55 PM

I remember that other psychic James Van Praugh appearing on talk shows. I could have sworn he was on Oprah a couple of times.

by Anonymousreply 72June 24, 2022 5:10 PM

I'm Cliff Parker doing a striptease and presenting hole on the "Robin Byrd Show."

by Anonymousreply 73June 24, 2022 5:22 PM

I'm Phil Donahue's falling ratings.

by Anonymousreply 74June 24, 2022 5:45 PM

I'm the results of the lie-detector test. It rarely ends well for the guests.

R35, it looks like Shredder fell on hard times after losing his fights to those turtles.

by Anonymousreply 75June 24, 2022 5:57 PM

I'm another sassy black woman who says, "Girl, you don't need to be on Jenny Jones. You need to be on Jenny Craig!"

by Anonymousreply 76June 24, 2022 7:15 PM

I'm just one of the many imbeciles on Jerry Springer who is shocked, I tell you, shocked to find out that this chiseled, deep-voiced, muscular lady I butt fucked is actually a man.

by Anonymousreply 77June 24, 2022 7:16 PM

I'm a plastic surgery disaster. I picked my plastic surgeon out of the yellow pages because he was so cheap. Don't "let your fingers do the walking."

by Anonymousreply 78June 24, 2022 7:17 PM

I'm Eve Plumb showing up for the paycheck but having a stick up her ass when asked about The Brady Bunch.

by Anonymousreply 79June 24, 2022 7:24 PM

I'm occasional guest Donald Trump. You thought I was some clownish real estate developer with ex-wives and girlfriends. Little did you know that I would one day plan an insurrection and destroy democracy!

by Anonymousreply 80June 24, 2022 7:24 PM

I'm the special makeover episodes. Hair by Jose Eber. Fashions by Pennys.

by Anonymousreply 81June 24, 2022 7:29 PM

I'm the Barbizon modelling commercials for the talk shows airing in the northeast. You too can be a model! Call now!

by Anonymousreply 82June 24, 2022 7:37 PM

R33 that was depressing!

by Anonymousreply 83June 24, 2022 7:43 PM

I'm the bootcamp for out-of-control teens

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by Anonymousreply 84June 24, 2022 9:05 PM

I'm 1970s Geraldo. Yes, I know you all wanted me.

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by Anonymousreply 85June 25, 2022 12:24 AM

Looks like a Playgirl model in the 70s.

by Anonymousreply 86June 25, 2022 12:25 AM

My bf and I went to the States to care for his father who had been in a serious car accident while on vacation. We discovered the outrageous Jerry Springer Show and this episode..

I can't find this entire episode unfortunately, but this gives you a taste of the fabulousness. Mom was an obese frau puta. Hilarious.

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by Anonymousreply 87June 25, 2022 6:35 AM

If you're all that and a bag of chips sittin there wearing those cheap Payless shoes, I am all that and a 5 pound bag of skittles, so taste my rainbow bitch! Now sit your ass down before I snatch that weave right offa your head!

by Anonymousreply 88June 25, 2022 7:39 AM

r85 Looks like a Miami street hustler from the era.

by Anonymousreply 89June 25, 2022 12:22 PM

I'm the half-eaten bag of Wow! chips and the explosive diarrhea!

by Anonymousreply 90June 25, 2022 4:45 PM

@ R79 Lol, I remember that! What a bitter bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 91June 26, 2022 8:25 PM

R91 Why did she think she was invited if she didn’t want to talk about the Brady Bunch? She’s sitting in between Punky Brewster and Webster for chrissakes!

by Anonymousreply 92June 26, 2022 9:08 PM

[quote] i'm the cheesy bouncing graphic at the start after every commercial break that says something like: i slept with your man and i'll do it again! or my mom thinks she's hot but she's totally NOT!

Credit to Ricki Lake for this brilliant innovation. She was the first to do this then all the other hosts copied her!

by Anonymousreply 93June 26, 2022 9:30 PM

R93, yeah sometimes the tag lines featured the most sensational stories, not necessarily all of the guests, like "I slept with the pastor and deacon and my husband doesn't know it". God now these freaks build a platform on social media and make money off of it. Too funny.

by Anonymousreply 94June 27, 2022 4:11 AM

I'm the horrible shaggy, unevenly cut, and stringy long hair on many male strippers, rendering them unfuckable to 99% of the gay audience despite the nice bodies.

by Anonymousreply 95June 27, 2022 4:31 AM

I'm the gullibility of the audience at home leading them to accept that these teens who are appearing with their mothers to be booed at on TV are truly "out of control," and are not being paid to exaggerate and lie.

by Anonymousreply 96June 27, 2022 4:34 AM

I'm the notion that never seems to die that if goth teenagers only get preppie makeovers they'll keep the look forever and behave themselves.

by Anonymousreply 97June 27, 2022 4:37 AM

I’m 14 and I WANT to get pregnant!!

by Anonymousreply 98June 27, 2022 5:49 AM

[quote] "I remember that other psychic James Van Praugh appearing on talk shows. I could have sworn he was on Oprah a couple of times."

I never liked him, R72. But I don't like any of those cold reading assholes. I want to go to one of those events, and when prompted by the reader say "You're the "psychic", you tell me!"

And I actually do believe folks can have legitimate premonitions and such, but all of that is complete horseshit (obviously). And he WAS on Oprah. She loved shilling a lot of bogus bullshit (Van Praagh, "Dr." Phil, and Dr. Oz, are just a few examples).

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by Anonymousreply 99June 27, 2022 7:23 AM

After Sylvia Browne died, her successor Silvia Rhone took on the mantle (as well as her claw-like press on nails).

I've read several of Sylvia's books. It was mostly uninspired unoriginal New Age tripe. Now wonder she was able to churn out so many per year throughout her career.

It's a shame the Stop Sylvia Browne site is gone. That site had full in depth research exposing all of her lies. Good stuff. The guy who created the site died several years ago and I don't think it was archived.

by Anonymousreply 100June 28, 2022 1:55 AM
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