Jack Grealish, Part 15 - Love (off the) Island

We shall miss seeing Jack's pretty figure in the England kit on a sunny day, as fun as these jollies he's on are.

Do try to wear more clingy garms in your off-time, Jack, darling. It's selfish to cover up those awful baggy numbers you get from Gucci...

The Sun coming in clutch as they trail Jack around every sexy trashy hotspot who'll let them in.

[quote] Grealish, 26, and eight pals have been partying in Sin City since arriving a few days ago. A witness at the club inside the Cosmopolitan Hotel said: “The lads were having a ball and being very boisterous. There was a lot of attention from women around Jack and his chums. “The group were sinking beers, chanting songs and whooping and hollering. It was classic ‘Brits abroad’ stuff. There were security guards buzzing around Jack and they pushed a lot of people back as he disappeared into a private area. [Jack] came out after about 15-20 minutes with his burly mate, who looked like his security.

Yes, Jack very much likes a bigger man taking him off somewhere for a bit of playtime alone, this isn't news. It's practically his full-time job back at work.

[quote] The group had the best table at Zouk nightspot and tucked into a balthazar of prestige champagne — a 12-litre vessel equivalent to 16 standard bottles — plus 100 bottles of house champagne. The deal also included a snap of Jack’s group beamed on to the side of a high-rise tower. The pin-up player and his pals are staying in a £5,000-a-night duplex suite at the Encore on the Las Vegas Strip. The two-level apartment features ultra-high ceilings and stunning views of the Vegas skyline and the hotel’s golf course. The suite has a bedroom on the first floor, two on the second plus butler service. It boasts a dining table, bar, billiard room, fitness and massage rooms and 75in HDTV. Heavyweight champ Tyson Fury stayed there last year when he was in Vegas to knock out rival Deontay Wilder.

Place your bets, then--how many of those 100+ bottles has Jack sunk by himself, like a needy barfly or a trap ho?

So, only three beds for eight lads, eh? Wouldn't be hospitable to kick anyone out of bed, and no-one likes sleeping on the floor. There again, massage tables can be so comfy when you're wired and tired and there's a gorgeous Spanish bloke rubbing you down...

If Jack hasn't ever before tried to acquire some unwashed laundry or clothing Tyson Fury has sweated on so he can sniff it, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

[quote] "Some American [guests] didn’t know what to make of all the fuss. One said, ‘Who are these guys?’"

Not to worry, if any of those Yanks are fit-enough men with flexible boundaries, then they'll certainly get to know who Jack is by the end of the holidays...

Jack speedrunning through the 5 stages of Grief realising that new Hendo content just dropped but that it's of Jordan hanging out with Adam Lallana

One of Jack's entourage this year is a new face, and not like the others--jovial defensive player for LFC Andy 'Robbo' Robertson has joined the Lads on Tour.

There's no way Robbo isn't there at least partially on Hendo's orders and behalf, keeping a close eye on Jordan's dirty-faced angel while his Captain sees to pre-season training.

His taste in clothes and leisure activities are so mega trashy basic. How long is he in Vegas for?

R5 well, in a month's time Jack is due back at work with Man City, and by then he'll have to be as match-fit as possible (so, in his case, sober) in readiness potentially to play pre-season USA Cup games in Texas and in Wisconsin (Manchester City are touring the USA for fan meet-and-greets/PR in July). So at the utmost, he can only afford the time to stay out on the lash and on the Strip with all his scally mates and insta-birds for another two or three weeks from now.

[quote] Manchester City will travel to the United States for two preseason friendlies in preparation for the 2022/23 season. This will mark City’s first international friendly in over two calendar years due to COVID restrictions. City will meet Club América of the Mexican Liga BBVA MX for the first preseason fixture at NRG Stadium on Wednesday, July 20, 7:30pm (CDT). City will then face FC Bayern Munich in Green Bay in the USA Cup. The exhibition game will take place at Lambeau Field on Saturday, July 23, 6:00pm (CDT) and will be the first-ever football match to be played at the historic American football stadium.

And yes, Jack has guttersnipe taste in almost everything, except men. Still, better to have bad taste than no taste, eh...

Jack's so special and the prettiest most adorable whore in the world, but I have to agree with Craig Burnley's criticism of his play (especially re. Nations' League).

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He’s a rough 20 something, still cute

Why is the dumbass OP pretending that this basic chav is gay? Must be some moronic frau.

Our Jack trying for the demure look under a parasol.

R10 It's a joke.

Yeah, he's almost certainly 100% straight.

But he's also attractive and free with his affections for the men in his life, so it's fun to pretend.

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News has broken that Leeds' United beloved son and popular England international player Kalvin Philips is headed to Manchester City F.C. next season.

Kal's quite young (though not as young as his babyface suggests), fit and handsome, but also shy and well-behaved by footballer standards. Kal's goodness is such that Gareth Southgate adores him, and he's even tipped potentially to become the replacement England defender for an ageing John Stones (himself, a Man City stalwart) and even a future Vice-Captain.

Wonder if Jack will enjoy having another England boy around the Etihad to play with and work on, or if five natives wanting to start for one team will make a crowd? Our sluttish rogue will have his work cut out corrupting this angelic, hardworking and arrow-straight lad...

R11 imagining Lolita/Versailles Jack...

The juxtaposition when he does sweet innocent charitable things or wears classically-virginal accessories like pearls & parasols is so ridiculously hot. It's like he's making mischievous, butter-wouldn't melt token attempts at penance, while all the time he knows that we know he's got horns under his boyish hair and a tail waving around above that beautiful arse.

Is it cos he's a Virgo? IME they tend to be filthy, but make cheeky hints that they're actually not incorrigible, with a surprising fetish for virginity, modesty, praise and good behaviour.

$ky $ports are one of the ugliest media companies on the planet, but, as much as I hate to admit, they do have some good retro content from time to time.

Their archived clips of Villa Jack from the 2015-19 seasons really are so lovely. What a stunner this empty-headed, starry-eyed and loveable ingenue used to be. Whoever had the 20-year old Jack was a very lucky man. So was this interviewer, who was getting quite the hungry come-hither looks from a needy kitten...

R14 Stones is approx 18 months older than Phillips, and Phillips is much more midfielder than defender.

Room for both pretty boys in Jack's life.

Do we reckon he let Harry Maguire's brother fuck him?

R18 Joe Maguire was getting a bit amorous, wasn't he? Jack did eventually push him off, but only after a long few minutes of enjoying being cradled in strong arms (awww, baby needs a big man...) Reckon Joe did get inside Jack for a hazy hump sesh, if only because Jack feels a bit sorry for his brother Slabhead after the horrific season he's just had, and because Jack hasn't actually had as much fat powerful cock on this holiday as he'd usually manage yet (if we don't count bodyguards or bouncers).

[quote] Over the weekend, Jack flew to France for England team-mate Harry Maguire's nuptials. It didn't take long before the beers were out and the clothes were off.

Hardly news, that. It never takes long or much provocation before Jack's clothes are off around other men.

Missing his arse hours...

Stan Collymore, ex Villa Captain, has been telling press that he thinks the Prem should prohibit alcohol for footballers altogether, even off the clock.

You barking, big man? In the same way flowers need air, sunlight and water on their leaves in order to live, Jack needs Grey Goose, nitrous, and cum in his mouth. Just science.

So it's come to light that England's sweetheart Declan Rice was also living large in Vegas with Jack, Robbo and the gang.

Reckon Jack's had to talk Mason Mount off the ledge via phone a few times where the poor kid's headloss about what his Deccy Bear's got into without him (hint: Jarrod Bowen).

R18 probably helps that Joe Maguire is a good bit younger, fitter, fairer and generally better-looking than his Shrek-like brother (sorry Slabby). And they're about the same calibre of footballer (Tranmere, Man U, what's the difference really?)

Ah watching the LOVE ISLAND drama I now get why Ekin-Su is Jack's favourite

she's the female version of him

[quote]One of Jack's entourage this year is a new face, and not like the others--jovial defensive player for LFC Andy 'Robbo' Robertson has joined the Lads on Tour.

Oh FFS! The last thing Robertson needs is to be hanging around with Jack.

[quote] Stones is approx 18 months older than Phillips, and Phillips is much more midfielder than defender.

yeah babe....that’s the joke....innit...

KDB feels pretty comfortable publicly ordering Jack to “shut up” at any given moment. Does he tell Jack to keep quiet when he’s buried to the hilt inside him, as well? Maybe Jack’s a crier and screamer, and Kevin finds that annoying.

[QUOTE] Blonde beauty'=Natural brunette 6 with highlights, too much orange tan and bad veneers who happens to wear a size 0. DM never miss!

I see now - you're a 300lb femcel who hates attractive young women.

R29 the way I’m 150lbs and have been all my young adult life....get offers that I turn down voluntarily...would probably lick Sasha’s feet if she asked...but go off hun you seem like you’re having fun....

Pretty baby's got a new trim! A cute little ponytail with blond streaks (used to have streaks in his hair, isn't he...)

*urg that should say ‘used to HAVING streaks’ shouldn’t it😖😂

We’ll be writing like Jack before long!

This just hit me today—if you mix the Alphaness and aggression and accent of Hendo, and the sociability and shamelessness and sexual stamina of Jack, and put them in an alcoholic woman’s body, you’d get Charlotte Crosby of the reality tv classic GEORDIE SHORE. She’s the perfect blend of them both. If they had a daughter, there’s a good chance she’d end up just like Char.

That photo from Maguire’s wedding doing the rounds of Jack & Sash with Jordan Pickford & his WAG Megan Davison...much to unpack...

R31 apparently, Jack’s barber shown there is the same man patronised by French international legend and Man United star Paul Pogba.

Jacky after some continental cuisine, eh?

Some holibobs Jack picspam for the people. cos we haven't had much to look at or talk about this month have we?

Topless in his cks and sunnies, looking smug with another bloke's arms round him of course...(sorry for the lack of thumbnail, imgBB has got the 'ump wimme!)

Enjoying the exotic varieties of men on offer overseas...in a very sweet rhubarb-and-custard cardy (in a sweltering Ibiza club? Is he nesh or what?)

Rumpled and ill-fitting designer suit for the wedding jaunt...again looking like he's been a bit mauled...

Wonder if Kevin de Bruyne took home *Jack's* shirt, washed it, framed it, and then put it on a wall in *his* home gym, like Jack did for KDB's shirt...

And the recent gym selfies and snaps from Jack's accounts are so hilariously transparent. Like here, the lazy little twat clearly took perhaps a cursory glance at the gym equipment, duckfaced in his mirrors, uploaded to IG, and then went back to playing FIFA and sexting boys. "Look Pep, I'm training Daddy....." As if, you lying whore!

Vintage arse post, because we all deserve it for our faithful stanning...

Hopefully the heat and excitement of the U.S. Tour will bring those cheeks out of hiding and into the sunshine for us to gaze upon...

OP is Joey Deacon and has written 38/40 of the posts on this thread.

Looks like Jack is corrupting Kevin de Bruyne

Is OP even a Brit or just a spaz?

R41/R43 defo a Brit geez but defo too young to know who Joey Deacon is? (had to look him up)

Apparently Blue Peter ended when I was a baby🐣I think my parents used to watch it tho

R42 Jack, internally fangirling: ow moy GOHD oi akchullay gottim to wair soonays and do that fing where lads smoile loike they're gonna rail mey in two secunds this is uhMIEzin

oop Jack's been naughty again, flirting with other sports players on Twitter. This time it's Liam Broady, rising Brit tennis star...

Training in Santorini with tits all out where there’ll obviously be cameras. Slag!

How are those tits? His pecs are flat as a pancake.

R48 it’s Brit slang mate. We just use ‘tits’ to mean ‘chest area’ or ‘pecs’ or ‘nipples’ on either sex, size irrespective.

Not everything anyone ever says is literal, but I suppose the internet is replete with impaired people who struggle to understand this.

So it looks as if we can blame Jack for Kal Philips move to City🤔

Turns out they share an agent, and Jack suggested and pressured said agent to court Kal and bring him over.

Is Jack missing his England boys that much? Does he want the scrutiny of being the ‘new boy’ at the club off his back that badly? Is it that he needs more native English speakers around so his tiny brain isn’t too taxed? Or is he just craving that cock?

His latest Instagram post is Jack in thirst trap mode. I'm sure his private DMs are blowing up with messages from skanks of all genders who aspire to be on Love Island and those types of shows.