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Jack Grealish, Part 15 - Love (off the) Island

Bimbo shenanigans on summer hols have kicked on and we are ready to report!

After a disappointing few weeks losing every game with England, Jack has let down his pullable hair and rounded up all his mates & galpals for a boozy month off jet-setting between exclusive Euro hotels. Cristal is popping and heads are turning overseas, Now, the media can't make up their mind whether to smack or snog Jack's lovely arse over it. Is he justified in making a spectacle away from home-soil? Can a drunken stupid whore ever change spots?

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by Anonymousreply 26June 28, 2022 12:04 AM

We shall miss seeing Jack's pretty figure in the England kit on a sunny day, as fun as these jollies he's on are.

Do try to wear more clingy garms in your off-time, Jack, darling. It's selfish to cover up those awful baggy numbers you get from Gucci...

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by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2022 2:19 PM

The Sun coming in clutch as they trail Jack around every sexy trashy hotspot who'll let them in.

[quote] Grealish, 26, and eight pals have been partying in Sin City since arriving a few days ago. A witness at the club inside the Cosmopolitan Hotel said: “The lads were having a ball and being very boisterous. There was a lot of attention from women around Jack and his chums. “The group were sinking beers, chanting songs and whooping and hollering. It was classic ‘Brits abroad’ stuff. There were security guards buzzing around Jack and they pushed a lot of people back as he disappeared into a private area. [Jack] came out after about 15-20 minutes with his burly mate, who looked like his security.

Yes, Jack very much likes a bigger man taking him off somewhere for a bit of playtime alone, this isn't news. It's practically his full-time job back at work.

[quote] The group had the best table at Zouk nightspot and tucked into a balthazar of prestige champagne — a 12-litre vessel equivalent to 16 standard bottles — plus 100 bottles of house champagne. The deal also included a snap of Jack’s group beamed on to the side of a high-rise tower. The pin-up player and his pals are staying in a £5,000-a-night duplex suite at the Encore on the Las Vegas Strip. The two-level apartment features ultra-high ceilings and stunning views of the Vegas skyline and the hotel’s golf course. The suite has a bedroom on the first floor, two on the second plus butler service. It boasts a dining table, bar, billiard room, fitness and massage rooms and 75in HDTV. Heavyweight champ Tyson Fury stayed there last year when he was in Vegas to knock out rival Deontay Wilder.

Place your bets, then--how many of those 100+ bottles has Jack sunk by himself, like a needy barfly or a trap ho?

So, only three beds for eight lads, eh? Wouldn't be hospitable to kick anyone out of bed, and no-one likes sleeping on the floor. There again, massage tables can be so comfy when you're wired and tired and there's a gorgeous Spanish bloke rubbing you down...

If Jack hasn't ever before tried to acquire some unwashed laundry or clothing Tyson Fury has sweated on so he can sniff it, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

[quote] "Some American [guests] didn’t know what to make of all the fuss. One said, ‘Who are these guys?’"

Not to worry, if any of those Yanks are fit-enough men with flexible boundaries, then they'll certainly get to know who Jack is by the end of the holidays...

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by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2022 2:32 PM

Jack speedrunning through the 5 stages of Grief realising that new Hendo content just dropped but that it's of Jordan hanging out with Adam Lallana

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by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2022 9:20 PM

One of Jack's entourage this year is a new face, and not like the others--jovial defensive player for LFC Andy 'Robbo' Robertson has joined the Lads on Tour.

There's no way Robbo isn't there at least partially on Hendo's orders and behalf, keeping a close eye on Jordan's dirty-faced angel while his Captain sees to pre-season training.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2022 9:33 PM

His taste in clothes and leisure activities are so mega trashy basic. How long is he in Vegas for?

by Anonymousreply 5June 23, 2022 1:10 AM

R5 well, in a month's time Jack is due back at work with Man City, and by then he'll have to be as match-fit as possible (so, in his case, sober) in readiness potentially to play pre-season USA Cup games in Texas and in Wisconsin (Manchester City are touring the USA for fan meet-and-greets/PR in July). So at the utmost, he can only afford the time to stay out on the lash and on the Strip with all his scally mates and insta-birds for another two or three weeks from now.

[quote] Manchester City will travel to the United States for two preseason friendlies in preparation for the 2022/23 season. This will mark City’s first international friendly in over two calendar years due to COVID restrictions. City will meet Club América of the Mexican Liga BBVA MX for the first preseason fixture at NRG Stadium on Wednesday, July 20, 7:30pm (CDT). City will then face FC Bayern Munich in Green Bay in the USA Cup. The exhibition game will take place at Lambeau Field on Saturday, July 23, 6:00pm (CDT) and will be the first-ever football match to be played at the historic American football stadium.

And yes, Jack has guttersnipe taste in almost everything, except men. Still, better to have bad taste than no taste, eh...

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by Anonymousreply 6June 23, 2022 7:06 PM

Jack's so special and the prettiest most adorable whore in the world, but I have to agree with Craig Burnley's criticism of his play (especially re. Nations' League).

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by Anonymousreply 7June 23, 2022 9:48 PM

If any DL is currently out and about in Nevada, look out for Jack's party bus...

If it strays out of Vegas central or breaks down, and you can help get it going again, you may get lucky with a favour from Jack...

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by Anonymousreply 8June 23, 2022 9:56 PM

He’s a rough 20 something, still cute

by Anonymousreply 9June 23, 2022 10:13 PM

Why is the dumbass OP pretending that this basic chav is gay? Must be some moronic frau.

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2022 6:48 AM

Our Jack trying for the demure look under a parasol.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 25, 2022 12:53 AM

R10 It's a joke.

Yeah, he's almost certainly 100% straight.

But he's also attractive and free with his affections for the men in his life, so it's fun to pretend.

by Anonymousreply 12June 25, 2022 9:33 PM

Evidently, Jack's been so naughty this past ten days, that Sash has had to cut her very important and major meetings with L'Oreal short, in order to hop a flight to Greece and force Jack into a bit of grit-teeth Decent Respectable Mature Nice Boyfriend-ing (snort) for the cameras. On Wednesday & Thursday, they went together as guests to the flashy destination wedding of mutual Brummie-Irish footballer pal Conor Houlihane (because Heaven forfend a Brit-trash couple have their big day on home soil...). They looked...so happy. So very....very...happy...zzzz....

[quote] Jack Grealish, 26, reunited with his girlfriend Sasha Attwood, 25, in Mykonos on Wednesday, for ex-Aston Villa pal Conor Hourihane's wedding to model Olivia Rose. England international star Jack looked dapper in a cream suit and white shirt, while Sasha dazzled in a stunning Cinderella inspired blue midi-frock from British brand House Of CB. The blonde beauty commanded attention in her gorgeous baby-blue gown, which boasted a corseted waist and off-the-shoulder straps. Later, Sasha and Jack coordinated outfits, wearing all-black for one day of the wedding celebrations, with Sasha showing off her toned midriff in a crop-top and matching maxi-skirt with a thigh-high split. Sasha took to her Instagram Stories on Friday, where she uploaded an array of snaps from the lavish nuptials, including a photograph of herself with Jack.

'Blonde beauty'=Natural brunette 6 with highlights, too much orange tan and bad veneers who happens to wear a size 0. DM never miss!

She cluelessly uploaded pics with Jack where his arm is around her like she's his plain younger cousin, they aren't smiling genuinely or looking at each other, and there's like half a yard of space between their heads and bodies. Like she couldn't find any more intimate photos of them. FFS no-one actually buys this arrangement, do they? He's clearly not sexually interested in *her* anymore, even if he actually is Kinsey 0 and not as profligate a slut as we like to imagine. But I guess I wouldn't care either if Jack gave me a black card and Chester mansion, so fair enough.

[quote] The appearance comes after Jack was accompanied by an attractive brunette while leaving the Nevada city's Marquee Club in Ibiza, where he partied late into the night before finally leaving at 3:30am last weekend. The England footballer is nonetheless in a long-term relationship with childhood sweetheart Sasha, who recently signed up as the new face of cosmetics giant L’Oreal. The model will follow in the footsteps of former WAG Cheryl Tweedy, who fronted advertising campaigns for the French firm for nine years. Sasha, social media influencer as well as modelling starlet, is said to be about to become a multi-millionaire in her own right after her deal with L’Oreal, whose slogan is ‘Because you’re worth it’.

sidebar I will never get used to calling Cheryl by her maiden name but we move!

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by Anonymousreply 13June 26, 2022 1:42 PM

News has broken that Leeds' United beloved son and popular England international player Kalvin Philips is headed to Manchester City F.C. next season.

Kal's quite young (though not as young as his babyface suggests), fit and handsome, but also shy and well-behaved by footballer standards. Kal's goodness is such that Gareth Southgate adores him, and he's even tipped potentially to become the replacement England defender for an ageing John Stones (himself, a Man City stalwart) and even a future Vice-Captain.

Wonder if Jack will enjoy having another England boy around the Etihad to play with and work on, or if five natives wanting to start for one team will make a crowd? Our sluttish rogue will have his work cut out corrupting this angelic, hardworking and arrow-straight lad...

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by Anonymousreply 14June 26, 2022 1:55 PM

R11 imagining Lolita/Versailles Jack...

The juxtaposition when he does sweet innocent charitable things or wears classically-virginal accessories like pearls & parasols is so ridiculously hot. It's like he's making mischievous, butter-wouldn't melt token attempts at penance, while all the time he knows that we know he's got horns under his boyish hair and a tail waving around above that beautiful arse.

Is it cos he's a Virgo? IME they tend to be filthy, but make cheeky hints that they're actually not incorrigible, with a surprising fetish for virginity, modesty, praise and good behaviour.

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by Anonymousreply 15June 26, 2022 2:17 PM

$ky $ports are one of the ugliest media companies on the planet, but, as much as I hate to admit, they do have some good retro content from time to time.

Their archived clips of Villa Jack from the 2015-19 seasons really are so lovely. What a stunner this empty-headed, starry-eyed and loveable ingenue used to be. Whoever had the 20-year old Jack was a very lucky man. So was this interviewer, who was getting quite the hungry come-hither looks from a needy kitten...

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by Anonymousreply 16June 26, 2022 4:15 PM

R14 Stones is approx 18 months older than Phillips, and Phillips is much more midfielder than defender.

Room for both pretty boys in Jack's life.

by Anonymousreply 17June 26, 2022 8:36 PM

Do we reckon he let Harry Maguire's brother fuck him?

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by Anonymousreply 18June 27, 2022 6:41 AM

R18 Joe Maguire was getting a bit amorous, wasn't he? Jack did eventually push him off, but only after a long few minutes of enjoying being cradled in strong arms (awww, baby needs a big man...) Reckon Joe did get inside Jack for a hazy hump sesh, if only because Jack feels a bit sorry for his brother Slabhead after the horrific season he's just had, and because Jack hasn't actually had as much fat powerful cock on this holiday as he'd usually manage yet (if we don't count bodyguards or bouncers).

by Anonymousreply 19June 27, 2022 3:45 PM

[quote] Over the weekend, Jack flew to France for England team-mate Harry Maguire's nuptials. It didn't take long before the beers were out and the clothes were off.

Hardly news, that. It never takes long or much provocation before Jack's clothes are off around other men.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 27, 2022 3:49 PM

Missing his arse hours...

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by Anonymousreply 21June 27, 2022 3:51 PM

Stan Collymore, ex Villa Captain, has been telling press that he thinks the Prem should prohibit alcohol for footballers altogether, even off the clock.

You barking, big man? In the same way flowers need air, sunlight and water on their leaves in order to live, Jack needs Grey Goose, nitrous, and cum in his mouth. Just science.

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by Anonymousreply 22June 27, 2022 10:12 PM

So it's come to light that England's sweetheart Declan Rice was also living large in Vegas with Jack, Robbo and the gang.

Reckon Jack's had to talk Mason Mount off the ledge via phone a few times where the poor kid's headloss about what his Deccy Bear's got into without him (hint: Jarrod Bowen).

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by Anonymousreply 23June 27, 2022 10:15 PM

R18 probably helps that Joe Maguire is a good bit younger, fitter, fairer and generally better-looking than his Shrek-like brother (sorry Slabby). And they're about the same calibre of footballer (Tranmere, Man U, what's the difference really?)

by Anonymousreply 24June 27, 2022 11:20 PM

Ah watching the LOVE ISLAND drama I now get why Ekin-Su is Jack's favourite

she's the female version of him

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by Anonymousreply 25June 27, 2022 11:26 PM

[quote]One of Jack's entourage this year is a new face, and not like the others--jovial defensive player for LFC Andy 'Robbo' Robertson has joined the Lads on Tour.

Oh FFS! The last thing Robertson needs is to be hanging around with Jack.

by Anonymousreply 26June 28, 2022 12:04 AM
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