How to seduce a married guy

Drop a pencil in the floor, bend over in your pre-ripped trousers, and present hole.

You sound nice.

What a whore.

Do let us know how it turns out!

R2 = Frau

Two words said lotto voce with a meaningful look: "Wanna fuck?"

SNL’s The Best of Mango must be available for streaming somewhere. It’s a tutorial for a scamp, a camp and a bit of a tramp like you, vamp.

R4 = two-bit cunt.

Booze

This will end in handcuffs, murder, a crime scene, alimony, attorneys, and the trial of the century.

Uninspired story. Lacking in details and characterization, so it needs further fleshing out.

You’ve seen his cock? How did this happen?

Oi joost assk him lowds ov queschuns abowt stoof oi down't knaow, 'cos it maykes him feel loike he's clevvah and in chorge. Which oi loike, if oim onnist.

And oi down't knaow mooch abowt anyfing, anywhy, sow we get on brilliantlay. Jordan looks aftah mey, and oi keep him happy (speshullay in bed), it wurks.

R11 we became drinking buddies and he whipped it out to piss or changed in front of me.

Wait you can't remember which? Pissing or changing clothes? Do you change outfits to drink?

R14 both smart ass. Saw it more than once

OP, your fiction writing needs work. But if this is indeed true-to-life whoring, you'd be wise not to pursue it. You're coworkers first, and everything else second.

Didn't your grandmother ever tell you never to shit where you eat?

R16 we don’t work together anymore

R16 / OP Then in that case, go nuts. You've seen his dick at least twice, and that's either because he wanted you to see it or because your eyesight is as strong as your whore lust.

If you're willing to jeopardize a friendship - and possibly harm this dude's marriage - just to suck it, go for it. But go into it honestly. You're not doing it because he needs the stress relief and his wife isn't putting out. You're doing it because you want him. Be an ethical slut.

i wanna keep this on my watched threads.

R18 good point. I just want to suck him off to completion, maybe multiple times.

Careful, OP. The wife might find out, and confront you.

[Quote]The email came from out of the blue a few months ago. It was from the wife of a man I had been secretly involved with. “How long did your affair with my husband last?” she demanded to know. “I’d like the date range of the years, please.”

Let's cast the lifetime movie.

OP= armie hammer Husband = Luke MacFarlane Wife = America ferrara

Cut the brake line in the wife's car, wait for the inevitable tragic accident, and then you can console him in his time of need. Nothing makes you forget about a dead spouse like a little warm throat.

R23 eh, straight men tend to be mildly sociopathic and emotionally-compromised, so many wouldn't care that much if their wife snuffed it. Just an excuse to upgrade to a younger, tighter model of pussy, isn't it.

0/infinity

I slept with a coworker many years after we stopped working together. It was easy I just hit him up on Scruff.

If you were rich and/or pretty, there wouldn't have been this stupid thread in the first place.

Married “straight” men just need 2 beers and to be alone with you.