I was pulled over for speeding. The sergeant said I had two options: go into jail for the night or suck all of their dicks. I gladly did the latter.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 22, 2022 5:08 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 22, 2022 3:36 PM |
I was pulled over for speeding. The sergeant said I had two options: go into jail for the night or suck all of their dicks. I gladly did the latter.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 22, 2022 5:08 AM |
I almost decided to travel to NYC. Then I came to my senses. Is that sort of what you wanted, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 22, 2022 12:00 PM |
Very funny r2
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 22, 2022 3:33 PM |
I lived in Jacksonville, Florida.
It was either this thread or "What is the scariest fucking thing that ever happened to you..."
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