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Tell us about close calls you had in the Midwest and the South:

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2022 3:36 PM

I was pulled over for speeding. The sergeant said I had two options: go into jail for the night or suck all of their dicks. I gladly did the latter.

by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2022 5:08 AM

I almost decided to travel to NYC. Then I came to my senses. Is that sort of what you wanted, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2022 12:00 PM

Very funny r2

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2022 3:33 PM

I lived in Jacksonville, Florida.

It was either this thread or "What is the scariest fucking thing that ever happened to you..."

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2022 3:36 PM
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