Lesbian Aphrodisiac

Ford F-150

The fresh smell of matriarchy in the morning.

The love of a good woman, you assholes.

r2 so, freshly severed dicks?

Canes

nutloaf!

The movie Bound as a teen.

How to get the evening started with a swing.

Listening to the songs of Phranc while wearing her favorite vagina cape.

pussy hole

Days old fish

A sharp wit, good music, soft skin and being alone.

Troll

Flannel

Boundaries

Cutting a bitch.

The ultimate lesbian aphrodisiac.

Reading Susan Sontag aloud to each other in front of a fire

A Subaru

Crocs without socks.

A withering peer-reviewed takedown of misogyny in Hemingway in a respected journal.

Men walking into the street to get around them.

Stock images of a weighing scales tossed in a bin.

Hot Bakelite emanating through the apartment

The sensation of hemp reusable bags rubbing against skin

Roxane Gay ratioing a man on Twitter

Shared desserts, shared laughs, and shared tickles. They work!

Gifts of U-Haul stock.

Subaru

Reading erotic fiction together. Wearing each other's clothes. Sitting in fast moving vehicles while listening to a shared favorite song played loudly. There are so many!

Giving a scalp massage while receiving a foot massage. Making bread together. Sexy music and surprise gifts--nothing big or pricey.

I could go on and on.

Making bread together --- with their own yeast.

Smelling lily of the valley flower fragrance while getting a manicure. Ooh!! Doctoring each other's bad skin conditions in a quiet, calm place. Being outside together at night and just listening to bugs and wind and whatever. Peaceful, relaxed and yet, exciting.

We HEART all genuine 💗 real dieseltrucks/bulldozers but we HATE all fish (aka str8 females)!

Feeding each other is damn stimulating, imho. Even if it's just soup by spoon or crudites by hand. Use your imagination, y'all! I can't do all the work for you!

Work boots and a tool belt.

Whatever. I wish I hadn't responded now that I read the other replies. SMH RME

bumping FUPAs

Six slices of nutloaf and the permanent disability check

Psychosis

body odor and pit hair

Pathological lying

taped down bosoms

A Budweiser and a belch

A hairy muff and a crowbar

Janet McTeer in "The Taming of the Shrew." For my ex, misandry was more effective than clitoral stimulation in achieving orgasm.

R42 Do you take offense to any of the posts on here?

R43, "homicide," "boundaries" and a few others made me laugh. Some of the responses in this thread missed the mark, but as a DL veteran I've seen much worse.

Arguing

stinky pussy farts

Drunkenly fist fighting outside of lesbian bars at 2 a.m.

Leg Hair and Taco Bell

Crocs with socks.

cellulite and big ole titties

Taking baths together. Specifically soaping each other up while maintaining eye contact. ALWAYS. MAINTAIN. EYE. CONTACT.

Martina Navratilova (well, maybe just for the over 50 lesbians)

Chili and a Bud Lite

Becoming a Trump supporting Repuklican because you are so desperate to be a part of the boy's club.

Clogs with zany socks.

Zero makeup and no scented bath products.

In the lesbo world the older, fatter, and uglier you are........the more you are in demand!

A baked potato bar and bread pudding.

A John Goodman lookalike with a tricked-out mobility chair intimidating the dads in the Lowes parking lot.

Notorious RBG t-shirt, size XXXL.

Not U-Haul stock; that's too abstract. It's the dirty, beat-up, smelly, stuffed-to-the-gills U-Hauls that get them gushing.