She might be coming to a city near you.
Chrissy Metz announces concert tour
|by Anonymous||reply 53||June 23, 2022 4:06 PM|
Standing room only. Literally.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||June 21, 2022 1:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||June 21, 2022 1:51 PM|
She won’t fit in my city.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||June 21, 2022 1:52 PM|
Is she going to do intense choreography and wear a headset microphone?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||June 21, 2022 1:53 PM|
Notice she is doing her tour in venues that all have on-site restaurants.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||June 21, 2022 2:01 PM|
There's not room in this town for both of us! Literally!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||June 21, 2022 2:09 PM|
Hard at work in rehearsals:
|by Anonymous||reply 7||June 21, 2022 2:14 PM|
I wonder how she travels. Tour truck?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||June 21, 2022 2:21 PM|
Will she be selling all 10 volumes of her tour rider?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||June 21, 2022 2:24 PM|
Her tour bus is called Titanic. It's the largest moving object ever made by the hands of man!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||June 21, 2022 2:29 PM|
I hope all these venues reinforce their stages.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||June 21, 2022 2:40 PM|
I wondered what all the kids in the neighborhood were screaming and crying about. This will be such a thrill for the Chrissy Metz clubs... you know, the ones they have in most of the girls' high schools.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||June 21, 2022 4:45 PM|
[quote]I wonder how she travels. Tour truck?
NASA lends her touring company one of these.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||June 21, 2022 4:50 PM|
The Cheesecake Factory is sponsoring her tour.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||June 21, 2022 4:52 PM|
It’ll be tons of fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||June 21, 2022 4:58 PM|
Strictly first-class for Miss Metz.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||June 21, 2022 5:04 PM|
Bitch can’t sing
|by Anonymous||reply 17||June 21, 2022 5:09 PM|
Captain, I hear whale song..
|by Anonymous||reply 18||June 21, 2022 5:39 PM|
These postings are hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||June 21, 2022 6:55 PM|
Her ass is too small.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||June 21, 2022 6:59 PM|
Chrissy's Boston venue is directly over one end of the Sumner Tunnel, one of downtown's main links to and from Logan Airport.
The tunnel will be closed every weekend (Friday PM to Monday AM) for the next 36 weekends, allegedly for reconstruction.
The initial phase of the work will consist of reinforcing the tunnel structure itself. They knew Chrissy was coming.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||June 21, 2022 7:12 PM|
Fat she's a star, thin she ain't.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||June 21, 2022 7:12 PM|
[quote] I wonder how she travels.
My guess is a small barge.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||June 21, 2022 8:23 PM|
At least I'll be able to see her really well from the cheap seats!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||June 21, 2022 8:25 PM|
And YOU get a snack purse! And YOU get a snack purse! And YOU get a snack purse! And YOU get a snack purse!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||June 21, 2022 8:35 PM|
Batten down the snackage!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||June 21, 2022 8:38 PM|
She brings her own Jumbotron
|by Anonymous||reply 27||June 21, 2022 8:41 PM|
Anyone still worried the stock market is going to crash - it ain't over til she sings. Sell it all once she hits the stage.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||June 21, 2022 8:42 PM|
She's fat. We get it. But, more relevantly, she can't fucking sing.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||June 21, 2022 8:49 PM|
Found a photo of Chrissy’s preshow meal, according to her rider.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||June 21, 2022 8:54 PM|
Don't Call Me Chrissy Anymore!
(You Can Call Me Fat)
|by Anonymous||reply 31||June 21, 2022 9:03 PM|
Mama Cass wasn't fat next to Chrissy, hell I doubt Kate Smith was as big as Chrissy. But, at least both of them could sing. I watched her when she was a guest on the Opry, and I know the quality of the show has gone down hill but she was by far the worst. She was standing in the circle where Patsy, Loretta, Kitty, Jean, Connie, Dottie, Tammy, Dolly, Jeannie, Barbara, Reba, etc... have stood, I guess they flew high to pave the way for mediocre talent to be celebrated just for existing.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||June 21, 2022 11:57 PM|
Nobody asked for this. There's no market for singing planets.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||June 22, 2022 12:00 AM|
Kate Smith looks anorexic compared to Chrissy
|by Anonymous||reply 34||June 22, 2022 12:08 AM|
Literally two tons of fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||June 22, 2022 1:24 AM|
Reba's face at 1:50
|by Anonymous||reply 36||June 22, 2022 9:16 AM|
R36 That is a face that says, "really? We are supposed to all act like this is good?"
|by Anonymous||reply 37||June 22, 2022 2:38 PM|
Even though I made my own fat joke, reading a succession of cruel comments about somebody who seems nice makes me feel…almost bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||June 22, 2022 3:12 PM|
[quote] Even though I made my own fat joke
Which one is yours?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||June 22, 2022 3:18 PM|
Yes, I implied she weighs 2,000 - 4,000 lbs
|by Anonymous||reply 40||June 22, 2022 3:20 PM|
It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||June 22, 2022 4:03 PM|
^^^^Then that will be a very brief concert.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||June 22, 2022 4:30 PM|
[quote]She brings her own Jumbotron
She IS her own Jumbotron
|by Anonymous||reply 43||June 22, 2022 4:37 PM|
She'll bring down the house!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||June 22, 2022 4:39 PM|
R8 container ship
|by Anonymous||reply 45||June 23, 2022 2:44 AM|
Chrissy sings the hits:
“Harper Valley BLT”
“Don’t Rain on My Poached Eggs”
“A Little Night Mueslix”
“I Will Always Love Food”
“You Light Up My Scale”
|by Anonymous||reply 46||June 23, 2022 8:27 AM|
As has been stated before: "She needs to keep the weight on to keep the voice fierce"
|by Anonymous||reply 47||June 23, 2022 1:19 PM|
More timeless Chrissy hits:
“Ode to Sloppy Joe”
“Pizza with a Z”
“Foods Rush In”
|by Anonymous||reply 48||June 23, 2022 1:42 PM|
What does everyone think of her voice?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||June 23, 2022 1:56 PM|
R49 Better than her heavy breathing, that's for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||June 23, 2022 2:15 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||June 23, 2022 3:10 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||June 23, 2022 3:20 PM|
If she ever comes to Houston I'll corral her and bring her in.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||June 23, 2022 4:06 PM|