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Chrissy Metz announces concert tour

She might be coming to a city near you.

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by Anonymousreply 53June 23, 2022 4:06 PM

Standing room only. Literally.

by Anonymousreply 1June 21, 2022 1:51 PM

Tent venue?

by Anonymousreply 2June 21, 2022 1:51 PM

She won’t fit in my city.

by Anonymousreply 3June 21, 2022 1:52 PM

Is she going to do intense choreography and wear a headset microphone?

by Anonymousreply 4June 21, 2022 1:53 PM

Notice she is doing her tour in venues that all have on-site restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 5June 21, 2022 2:01 PM

There's not room in this town for both of us! Literally!

by Anonymousreply 6June 21, 2022 2:09 PM

Hard at work in rehearsals:

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by Anonymousreply 7June 21, 2022 2:14 PM

I wonder how she travels. Tour truck?

by Anonymousreply 8June 21, 2022 2:21 PM

Will she be selling all 10 volumes of her tour rider?

by Anonymousreply 9June 21, 2022 2:24 PM

Her tour bus is called Titanic. It's the largest moving object ever made by the hands of man!

by Anonymousreply 10June 21, 2022 2:29 PM

I hope all these venues reinforce their stages.

by Anonymousreply 11June 21, 2022 2:40 PM

I wondered what all the kids in the neighborhood were screaming and crying about. This will be such a thrill for the Chrissy Metz clubs... you know, the ones they have in most of the girls' high schools.

by Anonymousreply 12June 21, 2022 4:45 PM

[quote]I wonder how she travels. Tour truck?

NASA lends her touring company one of these.

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by Anonymousreply 13June 21, 2022 4:50 PM

The Cheesecake Factory is sponsoring her tour.

by Anonymousreply 14June 21, 2022 4:52 PM

It’ll be tons of fun.

by Anonymousreply 15June 21, 2022 4:58 PM

Strictly first-class for Miss Metz.

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by Anonymousreply 16June 21, 2022 5:04 PM

Bitch can’t sing

by Anonymousreply 17June 21, 2022 5:09 PM

Captain, I hear whale song..

by Anonymousreply 18June 21, 2022 5:39 PM

These postings are hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 19June 21, 2022 6:55 PM

Her ass is too small.

by Anonymousreply 20June 21, 2022 6:59 PM

Chrissy's Boston venue is directly over one end of the Sumner Tunnel, one of downtown's main links to and from Logan Airport.

The tunnel will be closed every weekend (Friday PM to Monday AM) for the next 36 weekends, allegedly for reconstruction.

The initial phase of the work will consist of reinforcing the tunnel structure itself. They knew Chrissy was coming.

by Anonymousreply 21June 21, 2022 7:12 PM

Fat she's a star, thin she ain't.

by Anonymousreply 22June 21, 2022 7:12 PM

[quote] I wonder how she travels.

My guess is a small barge.

by Anonymousreply 23June 21, 2022 8:23 PM

At least I'll be able to see her really well from the cheap seats!

by Anonymousreply 24June 21, 2022 8:25 PM

And YOU get a snack purse! And YOU get a snack purse! And YOU get a snack purse! And YOU get a snack purse!

by Anonymousreply 25June 21, 2022 8:35 PM

Batten down the snackage!

by Anonymousreply 26June 21, 2022 8:38 PM

She brings her own Jumbotron

by Anonymousreply 27June 21, 2022 8:41 PM

Anyone still worried the stock market is going to crash - it ain't over til she sings. Sell it all once she hits the stage.

by Anonymousreply 28June 21, 2022 8:42 PM

She's fat. We get it. But, more relevantly, she can't fucking sing.

by Anonymousreply 29June 21, 2022 8:49 PM

Found a photo of Chrissy’s preshow meal, according to her rider.

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by Anonymousreply 30June 21, 2022 8:54 PM

Don't Call Me Chrissy Anymore!

(You Can Call Me Fat)

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by Anonymousreply 31June 21, 2022 9:03 PM

Mama Cass wasn't fat next to Chrissy, hell I doubt Kate Smith was as big as Chrissy. But, at least both of them could sing. I watched her when she was a guest on the Opry, and I know the quality of the show has gone down hill but she was by far the worst. She was standing in the circle where Patsy, Loretta, Kitty, Jean, Connie, Dottie, Tammy, Dolly, Jeannie, Barbara, Reba, etc... have stood, I guess they flew high to pave the way for mediocre talent to be celebrated just for existing.

by Anonymousreply 32June 21, 2022 11:57 PM

Nobody asked for this. There's no market for singing planets.

by Anonymousreply 33June 22, 2022 12:00 AM

Kate Smith looks anorexic compared to Chrissy

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by Anonymousreply 34June 22, 2022 12:08 AM

Literally two tons of fun.

by Anonymousreply 35June 22, 2022 1:24 AM

Reba's face at 1:50

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by Anonymousreply 36June 22, 2022 9:16 AM

R36 That is a face that says, "really? We are supposed to all act like this is good?"

by Anonymousreply 37June 22, 2022 2:38 PM

Even though I made my own fat joke, reading a succession of cruel comments about somebody who seems nice makes me feel…almost bad.

by Anonymousreply 38June 22, 2022 3:12 PM

[quote] Even though I made my own fat joke

Which one is yours?

by Anonymousreply 39June 22, 2022 3:18 PM


Yes, I implied she weighs 2,000 - 4,000 lbs

by Anonymousreply 40June 22, 2022 3:20 PM

It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

by Anonymousreply 41June 22, 2022 4:03 PM

^^^^Then that will be a very brief concert.

by Anonymousreply 42June 22, 2022 4:30 PM

[quote]She brings her own Jumbotron

She IS her own Jumbotron

by Anonymousreply 43June 22, 2022 4:37 PM

She'll bring down the house!

by Anonymousreply 44June 22, 2022 4:39 PM

R8 container ship

by Anonymousreply 45June 23, 2022 2:44 AM

Chrissy sings the hits:

“Harper Valley BLT”

“Don’t Rain on My Poached Eggs”

“A Little Night Mueslix”

“I Will Always Love Food”

“You Light Up My Scale”

by Anonymousreply 46June 23, 2022 8:27 AM

As has been stated before: "She needs to keep the weight on to keep the voice fierce"

by Anonymousreply 47June 23, 2022 1:19 PM

More timeless Chrissy hits:

“Ode to Sloppy Joe”

“Sweet Caramel”

“Pizza with a Z”

“Foods Rush In”

by Anonymousreply 48June 23, 2022 1:42 PM

What does everyone think of her voice?

by Anonymousreply 49June 23, 2022 1:56 PM

R49 Better than her heavy breathing, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 50June 23, 2022 2:15 PM

Off key

by Anonymousreply 51June 23, 2022 3:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 52June 23, 2022 3:20 PM

If she ever comes to Houston I'll corral her and bring her in.

by Anonymousreply 53June 23, 2022 4:06 PM
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