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I got a mosquito bite on my balls. The right one to be precise.

I hate mosquitos.

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2022 10:28 AM

Well, that's what you get for running around naked in the swamps 😂

by Anonymousreply 1June 21, 2022 1:10 PM

It’s monkeypox, you dolt!

by Anonymousreply 2June 21, 2022 1:12 PM

That's what you get for being a whore, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3June 21, 2022 1:12 PM

And if it isn’t Monkey Pox you won’t have sex because everyone will think it is.

by Anonymousreply 4June 21, 2022 1:13 PM

You guys are getting me worried. I thought it just meant i scratch my balls more. Ball, i mean.

by Anonymousreply 5June 21, 2022 1:15 PM

[quote] the right one to be precise.

Better than the wrong one.

by Anonymousreply 6June 21, 2022 1:30 PM

Bump. On the right ball.

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2022 10:28 AM
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