I just Died a Thousand Deaths

No one cares

Meh.

Monotone, not a catchy tune but her fans will act like she is the second coming

She’s lost her edge. No soul heard in that atrocious song.

Yassss Kween

Lizzo did it better

Well she is blanche, she is. Some of you must be deaf.

Song of the year

Yawn

Theres absolutely nothing memorable about that song.

It is rather monotone. No soul. Too much of the background stuff.

It's more palatable compared with her more recents ones - mainly because this sample the 90's hit Show me love. So there's familiarity with the beat already. But the critics and her fans will think of it as groundbreaking.

Why must the disrespect of Queen Bey continue to occur.

Beyoncé has become an album artist. Her songs are not top 40 garbage She’s not Lizzo or Katy Perry 🤮. She is the best at using samples. Beyoncé albums get the best producers and talent possible. She’s been on the top of her game since 2013. This album will be cohesive thru out. Beyoncé is above everyone. I saw her in person front row at 2009 vmas doing single ladies. She was hypnotizing. You had all the others trying so hard, Gaga in a meat dress, pink doing aerials, Beyoncé literally seemed other worldly, I can understand how those demon rumors started. She’s so next level it is almost uncomfortable in person. Album will be good.

A lyric video doesn't do her any favors with these repetitive lines! Bey wanted to write a Great Resignation anthem but that is yesterday's news. Although lol @ the line of her not being able to sleep at night bc of her 9-5. This woman has never worked an actual adult job. And why tf wasn't there a strobe light warning for the ending? Hope the beyhive doesn't have any epileptics...

Hey R19, what's it like working PR detail for Beyonce?

This song is perfect for the times.

Really bad. How can you put out such a mediocre song after all this time and with all the talent she has access to. Next.

Her husband was already exposed inflating her numbers on Tidal up get her to chart.

It sounds like something Black Box cut from their album because it was filler.

Wow, the haters are unhinged.

this is NOT a radio hit. this is NOT what you want as a first single. It's too damn repetitive and not good. It's not horrible, but if she is one of the top 5 artists in the world, you better step to the plate with a smash.

Fail.

New music from the soulless black Barbie. No thanks. Her voice is replaceable.

I don’t hate it but I’m shocked at how dated it sounds. The 90’s dance revival happened 10 years ago. It sounds like something like Clean Bandit would have produced in 2013 - 2015, are we reviving that?

The 1970’s are back in style right now with the cool kids. Yacht Rock revival, 70’s soul, 70’s disco have been the main influences in hot new music right now.

This is going to get heavy play in the gay clubs.

overall I like it because of the early 90s House sample and that Beyonce is actually singing. The rapping part wasn't necessary. It's better than her other songs in the last several years in which she mostly did shitty talk-singing (which she doesn't need to do given her decent singing ability).

Is it going to change music? lol no obviously not but I'm not mad it. I can listen to it

I agree the crazy flashing light at the end is going to give someone a seizure

She’s irrelevant in 2022.

Catchy.

OP I wish you had picked a title with her name in it because I had to search hard for it. I was about to post this thread myself

If this upcoming CD is full-out Donna Summer-esque disco realness I may like it.

It's a catchy summer song. I am sure the TikTok gays will love it.

You won’t break our souls homophobes

I mean, sounds basic but with all the talk about house music starting with black queer kids, its no surprise Beyonce is gonna take full advantage of that and say she did it first somehow lol

NO ONE will remember this new trash in 37 years.

If Beyoncé were white, would the media make such a big deal every time she release music? Gayle King was orgasming herself this morning. Every chat show and news outlet and entertainment program is gush gush gushing over this half retarded woman. Am I missing the genius somewhere or are they just making it a big deal because she’s black?

R40 you’re a racist because they do the same to Adele and Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, basically any major pop star and you don’t complain.

Sounds like a Chromatica B-side.

I don't hate it.

Talentless cunt.

R39

I don’t agree. This is a new gay anthem that will be remembered especially in our community.

They make a big deal because she sells records and she has an extremely high-powered publicity team, R40. The truth is that she hasn't released any quality music since 4, which was a great album but achieved an inexplicably mediocre level of success. Everything she has done ever since is awful: tuneless, clumsy and entirely built around controversial issues... Which isn't to say that most of her previous albums were masterpieces, since all of them were full of low quality filler. However, they DID contain some songs worthy of becoming hits. Nothing she's done since 2012 was good at all.

This song is medioce at best, but Beyoncé knows that she doesn't need to make any real efforts, because her fanatically deranged fans will buy it by the truckload and everyone will praise her, lest they be accused of racism and become entlangled in the frenzied publicity spiral that her management is indubitably building around this substandard release.

R45

It’s also a workers’ rights anthem and a black survival anthem all mixed into one. The lyrics are brilliant and resonate with many different people.

This is Big Freedia with guest vocals. I love Big Freedia.

Beyonce? No thanks.

Much better Black singers out there.

Xennial queens will love this.

How do Gen Z feel about Beyonce?

And the cheek for her to sing about a 9 to 5 I mean, I thought as the singer and songwriter it should be relatable, what does she know about struggle?! All of a sudden its a workers anthem, gay anthem, cat anthem, football anthem I dunno. Thought anthems had to be captivating. Most people from Glitterbox and the ibiza queer house scene have already said this isn't a good house track but ok.... they are the ones that play in those clubs, not your local pub DJ on a Friday at Jimmys.

Gay Twitter has proclaimed it the best song of all time!

A workers right anthem? A queer anthem? “An anti-capitalistic anthem” - from the Queen of Capitalism?

Where are people getting this? Are we listening to the same song?

[quote] Xennial queens will love this.

I’m an Xennial and I think the song sucks. Sound like a filler from a CC Peniston album from the early 90s.

It sounds late 90s drag Queen 👠

Gay Twitter is saying this is Bey paying tribute to Black goddesses of the Early Nineties, like Ce Ce Peniston, Robin S., Lonnie Gordon, and Crystal Waters.

Rejoice, Gays!

[quote]I just Died a Thousand Deaths

Pics please.

They were also gushing over it on CNN (radio) this morning. It truly is the End Times.

Looks like the 90's ain't going anywhere anytime soon!

R57 white people call that stealing

I just loathe her fandom so, so much.

Can't have any opinion that isn't YASSSS KWEEEENNNN GO AHEAD SIS BEST EVAHHHHH!!!!!! or you're a hater, or racist.

Gay bars were unbearable during the Single Ladies era.

[quote] Gay bars were unbearable during the Single Ladies era.

Well loosen your girdle because this one will be inescapable.

The song is repetitive but catchy, however Beyonce seems to have chosen some curious phrasing that I'm not crazy about. It has been said this album includes dance and country songs. As this is one of the dance songs and is clearly 90s inspired I wonder if she is staying in the 90s for the country ones which would mean that I'd imagine it will be in the vein of Reba's hits or maybe Shania.

I had to block "Beyonce" and variant words on Twitter because the Gays were being so annoying about this song coming out. Like, at least wait until the song comes out before talking about how much it's going to "slap".

If only, OP.

Waiting on the Tituss version, gurl

Fun song. Who's the man singing this?

I guess the best thing I can say about this song is that I'm glad Robin S is gonna get some coin.

She timed its release perfectly. Queens at pride parades this weekend are gonna be cranking this one up.

Its not because she’s black. It’s that there was such an obvious effort to make Beyonce a star by her parents et. al., regardless of actual true talent. And for someone celebrated as being black, it’s a little sketchy that she’s done so much to negate her black features. The nose job, the hair and skin lightening. She chose to do those things. She was complicit.

How moist do you think her vagina is right now?

Well, R40, it IS Gayle King's show.Tony

R69

Big Freedia

I've said it before but Beyonce needs to hire better songwriters. Its unbelievable with how rich she is that Dua Lipa, Bieber and Harry Styles have access to better songwriters.

People are hating just to hate at this point.

The world loves this song. #1 on iTunes worldwide and swiftly climbing the streaming charts as well.

y'all

bitches

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taste

[quote] #1 on iTunes worldwide and swiftly climbing the streaming charts as well.

This is why I distrust and despise most stans and scene gays.

It's never "This music gives me goosebumps" or "It changed my life" or even "It makes me feel happy and joyous." No, it's always, always "It made it to Number whatever on the chart!"

There's no love of music in this stannery at all. It's just..."See, We're With The Popular Pretty Girl!"

R79

Except we are all saying that as well. Nice try.

RuPaul had better dance tunes than this generic shit

R81 And one of them descibes Bey's new atrocity!

Did Bitchonce do her 3 dance moves

1-Hair flips 2-titty bounce 3-shake her flabby ass

I heard my first Harry Styles song last night as it's featured on a new Netflix show. It wasn't bad at all. Better than I expected. Bieber sucks and I have no clue what a Dua Lipa is but if it's a singer they should change its name because right now it sounds like a cosmetic product.

The only other Beyonce song I ever heard was Single Ladies which was atrocious.

R84, You've never heard this?

No R85. I quit listening to most radio years ago and when I do it's going to be classic rock or new alternative. I hear very little pop music unless I'm out somewhere and I've gotten increasingly impatient with the general population and their shenanigans that I avoid crowds.

Dua Lipa sounds like an uncomfortable plastic surgery procedure.

R87 Sounds to me like the title of a lesbian porn movie.

LOL

Not Una Lipa....but Dua Lipa!

Lesbian Lips Everywhere!

[quote] I just Died a Thousand Deaths

Can we get a real deva in here, please?

She went on down to Burger King

And found they weren't hiring

She's OVAH.

This would have been better with Big Freedia as the main artist and Beyoncé as the feature.

THIS song is ‘meh’ at best and the hype will be similar to that of “Before I Let Go”, another song meant for the bin that was glorified solely because of the artist.

The only time CBS Mornings is FUN to watch is when Michelle Miller, Vladimir Duthiers, and Nate are the hosts. Gayle has all the energy of a Bassett Hound and Tony seems weirdly sheltered for a guy whose father went to Federal prison for selling pot. He actually said that he’d never heard a Rolling Stone’s song. The two black people hosting with him that day FELL OUT. My god. It conjured up Annie Hall ordering pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise.

R95 what a precious little story.

And it has....what, exactly, to do with this thread?

I should have indicated that I was responding to r40’s post, r96. Precious as it may be it’s also a true story. But I will be happy to post about the latest drek drop from Beyonce. It’s a snooze. I spent a lot of time in gay dance clubs in the late 70’s and early 80’s and if the DJ had played this cut it would have signaled it was time to go to the loo. And not for a hit of nose candy.

Come through, ADEVA @r91 !!!!

Yikes, so unoriginal

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It's ok. I'm sorry but I just don't get the hype.

I've heard worse songs.

R101. Learn it, you silly low rent wanna be a star, HO.

Does she write these shitty lyrics? Terrible song.

Your a shitty person. Research some stem cells and grow some new ears you delusional ass bitch.

OP- You have VERY average taste 👅

Be-yawn-suck

Just savor this 30-year-old song instead.

Beyonce has gotten so fat.

R109- I guess she's on the same HIGH FAT, HIGH SUGAR diet Oprah is on.

r108 That takes me right back to Paradise...

Be-on-your-way-to-jail-for-plagiarizing-ce

R105 "You're," not "your."

Solange will come out with a better album shortly after that critics praise but people will ignore. Solange unlike Ashlee Simpson wants her older and prettier but dim older sister to do well and never tries to outstage her.

Btw. People slept on Solo's EP True.

Solange is a musical genius for sure. Queen Bey is a goddess; Solange a scholar.

Beyonce embodies the consummate performer. Solange is more cerebral and focused on artistry. What I do like is both of them seem to love one another and are supportive. Beyonce always brings up Solange in songs like Flawless and Black Parade. Kelly is also like their sister too. I think that's one reason Beyonce never went off the deep end like Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson, because she maintained good family ties and childhood friends. Compare her to Nicki and Azaelia who seem to have no allies and burned many bridges. Even J. Lo doesn't get features or help from the industry anymore like she used to because her diva attitude. Beyonce is very competitive and her team has done some shady things like everyone else but she never antagonized or alienated herself which helps in her longevity.

R116, a true goddess always helps others see the perfection within.

R117 She has a good reputation in the industry. I don't hear any diva rumors about her. Mathew, Tina and Jay-Z are the shady ones. Mathew sabotaged Kelly and Mathew and Tina treated the other DC members terribly. But none of them complained about Beyonce herself.

These negro girls really have gotten out of control. No one I know who owns a slave has broken a slave’s soul. They only thing to get broken is the slave’s unnatural obsession with freedom. Which, always kept the negro from producing quality work or service.

We always do right by the darkies.

Beyoncé as goddess is a myth. She stole her act from Tina Turner. Her voice is pitchy and screechy. It’s all public relations at this point.

R120 I know but at this point. These cluster B queens known as the Beyhive will just scream at you and threaten to hex you. They are indoctrinated into her cult and act like radical Muslims on Jihad. Remember a few years ago when they were going crazy trying to find out who bit Beyonce at a party and were filling up comment sections with bee emojis. The only stans on that level of pathology are Britney and Taylor Swift stans. I think we need to bring institutions sometimes.

Queen Bey cocreated and popularized the mainstream gogo sound. Her influence is all over this.

No.

Bey-sic Bey-ch!

[R122] I take Ameries album over any Beyonce album any day of the week.

Pretty sure Bey copied Amerie since B was busy doing RNB when Amerie was doing that sound. You got it the wrong way around, Bey ripped off Ameries sound....

Crap tune.

Please call it a day, Beyonce. You suck.

R122 I will give you that song, it's a good song. Amerie is a pretty girl and has all the trappings of a pop star. But the light behind her eyes is no match for the fire that Beyonce brings. As a performer Beyonce sets the stage and camera ablaze - you can't not watch her. Bey might do it second, third, fourth, but she always does it better. That is the thing, she just does it better on all levels. There isn't another performing artist currently who can even approach her. Compare Beyonce's 2003 Crazy in Love video to Amerie's 2005 One Thing video above, released in the same era. Beyonce makes it look so effortless and her face just pulls you into the video. She makes Amerie look like she's dancing around with her cousins in the rec room.

oops, Crazy in Love link...

Honey, she was outclassed by a geriatric Tina Turner. Get over yourself.