Hot new couple alert! Billy Eichner and Anna Kendrick

Well according to the LGBTQQIP2SAA+ community, gay men love pussy.

So congrats to the happy couple!

Anna:

[quote]Billy!! If you keep talking about our sex life in public I swear on everything holy I will stop using lube

I guess that settles it. Anna’s the top.

Rebel looks like she just smelled bacon.

Billy isn't dating any woman.

Besides, with Anna's humongous teeth, his dick would be in peril.

Still a more believable couple than Aaron Rodgers and any of his beards.

Eichner is an ugly man. I don't feel bad saying that because he comes off as a total asshole. Kathy Griffin has a story about engaging Kendrick in small talk and being told to fuck off. Two very unappealing people.

I thought it was pretty funny at first. But like everything else involving Billy and Anna, they completely ran it into the ground.

Funny, I had no idea that Anna Kendrick had a dick.

He's so butch I believe it.

R7 that's funny. I recall hearing some shop worker complained about Kendrick a few years ago. She was apparently quite unpleasant.

Taylor Swift and all of her boyfriends make ME believe in true love 💘

I'm sure there's a studio exec somewhere who asked if he'd be willing to beard up to help market the movie to straight audiences.

Anna Kendrick is quite unattractive, she looks like a bird.

If she's as rude as some say she is, she certainly got the face she deserves.

She looks like a b rate porn chick to me.

I mean, they do have good chemistry.

Lay off Anna.

This fug thing is giving the finger?

She also thinks she sexy? 🤢 🤮🤢 🤮

[quote]Lay off Anna.

Her publicist has arrived....!!!

Never understood her appeal. Personality aside (cause it's phony), she's so shapeless and plain with rabbit teeth. Good thing she has decent tits otherwise she'd be a total loss.

[quote]I mean, they do have good chemistry.

Good thing since they’re the new celebrity couple making us believe in love in 2022.

I swear, if this thread doesn’t reach 600 responses and spur 20 sequels for people stanning Billanna (Bologna?) I’m gonna burn this site to the ground.

I have nothing against Billy though he seems disliked here. I can't remember her in anything but Up in The Air. Okay film but a bit overrated. It was forgotten very quickly.

I liked Up in the Air but I thought she was mildly annoying in it. If you told me in 2009 that she would be a big star I would have laughed.

I agree OP! It’s as plain as day!

I thought she and Bill Heder we’re a couple?

[Quote] I can't remember her in anything but Up in The Air.

She was fine in A Simple Favor and Pitch Perfect. But i thought she was pretty funny as the bitchy popular character in Twilight.

I always mix her up with Allison Williams for some reason.

Is she gay too? Beanie is. They all are.

If this stunt fools anyone, Anna needs to change her name to Lucky!

Yeah, she was with Bill Hader for a year or two. He’s supposedly a really nice guy and she’s got a mean and bitchy reputation.

Hader looked really gaunt during the last season of Barry. I hope it was just makeup and lighting to reflect his character’s hell, but he didn’t look healthy.

Life upon...

[quote]If you told me in 2009 that she would be a big star I would have laughed.

When I saw her in Camp in 2003, I thought she was going to be a big star.

They are both very annoying. I would pay to punching them, for charity of course.

[quote]If this stunt fools anyone, Anna needs to change her name to Lucky!

What stunt? They posed together on a red carpet and were hilariously misidentified as a couple. I seriously doubt this was planned and they certainly aren’t trying to fool anyone that they’re a couple.

Is there anymore news on America’s new “It” couple? Are they vacationing together? Has she met his mom? Has he taken her to a bathhouse?