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Calvin Klein, 79, pictured with 34 year old partner.....one can smell the dentures from here......

At this stage the relationship surely only consists of Calvin trying to maintain a semi while watching partner Kevin plough twinks. The fashion industry's Ronnie Wood.

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by Anonymousreply 328June 26, 2022 3:59 PM

BEHOLD, the ravages of age!!

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2022 7:27 AM

Just yuck.

by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2022 7:28 AM

[quote] ahead of Father's Day

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2022 7:31 AM

Calvin reminded me of this sped up ageing clip from Indiana Jones

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by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2022 7:33 AM

Boy, if ever there were someone who should no longer be wearing jeans, it's Calvin Klein.

I remember seeing him at a dance club twenty-three years ago in Trastevere in Rome, and thinking even at the time he was far too old and skinny to be dressing the way he did.

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2022 7:34 AM

Eeeuw! An old person!

by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2022 7:35 AM

His boyfriend looks like Henry Cavill.

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2022 7:48 AM

Omg dentures have smells?

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2022 7:48 AM

Klein looks fairly decent in the gala pic, with Kevin, wearing all black. But the first two pics, yikes. Casual wear and daylight are not his friend.

by Anonymousreply 9June 20, 2022 7:52 AM

I wish my sugar daddy had this kind of money. Instead of asking me three times if I still needed it.

by Anonymousreply 10June 20, 2022 7:54 AM

If this ain't love

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by Anonymousreply 11June 20, 2022 8:12 AM

Or this...If those crazy kids can't make a go of it, what hope is there for the rest of us!

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by Anonymousreply 12June 20, 2022 8:13 AM

By most accounts, CK is a very decent person and if I could partner with someone much younger at his age, then why not.

by Anonymousreply 13June 20, 2022 8:20 AM

I don't understand how someone who is supposed to have a heightened sense of aesthetics, would have so very little self-awareness when it comes to the way he both looks and dresses. Mr Klein looks like he has been embalmed in vinegar and he's been given clothes 4 sizes too big - in short, he doesn't look well at all.

R11 and R12, the look on both younger partners' faces says everything; the both of them look like they would rather be ANYWHERE but THERE. And R13, there is partnering with someone much younger and then, there is partnering with someone young enough to be your grandchild. There is a limit to everything and people ought to know when they are making a public embarassment of themselves.

by Anonymousreply 14June 20, 2022 8:26 AM

Mark looks blousy. He's let himself go like a straight husband.

by Anonymousreply 15June 20, 2022 8:30 AM

"A very decent person"? If you read the Steven Gaines biography from the 1990s, that's not the impression you would come away with. CK used to be very handsome, and he also used to be full of brilliant ideas for making money, but "very decent" is not the words that would come to mind to describe him from that book. He came across instead as a narcissistic, druggy, closeted mess.

by Anonymousreply 16June 20, 2022 8:34 AM

Kevin is a shameless grifting gold digging hussy.

by Anonymousreply 17June 20, 2022 8:38 AM

God give me the strength to NOT appear to be a pathetic old Queen when I become a pathetic old Queen

by Anonymousreply 18June 20, 2022 8:42 AM

R14. That is the absurdity of many modern fashion designers. You wouldn’t be caught dead looking like them.

by Anonymousreply 19June 20, 2022 8:42 AM

He's 80. WTH do you expect him to look like? Plus I assume he was ravaged by hiv but stayed alive to tritherapy. Which wasn't a picnic either when it first started.

by Anonymousreply 20June 20, 2022 8:54 AM

And if it wasn't HIV and its early treatments, at one point he was on something that permanently ate his flesh. For example meth.

by Anonymousreply 21June 20, 2022 8:55 AM

Father Time is a cruel bitch! And I agreed with the poster who said Calvin should not be wearing jeans.

by Anonymousreply 22June 20, 2022 8:56 AM

R20. He could be well dressed.

by Anonymousreply 23June 20, 2022 9:01 AM

R16: Yup. We can thank Calvin for helping end the reign of the beautiful supermodels by relentlessly promoting Kate Moss and the skinny waif trend.

He complained in some ‘90s clip shown on Youtube about the excessive fees supermodels were demanding, yet he made huge profits using them. He screwed over Christy Turlington by giving her an “exclusive“ contract that didn’t allow her to work for other designers, which limited her potential income and stalled her career. She talked about this in “Model: The Ugly Business Of Beautiful Women.”

by Anonymousreply 24June 20, 2022 9:07 AM

Is Kevin’s twin brother, Joel, with anyone? Is he also some rich old man’s boytoy?

by Anonymousreply 25June 20, 2022 9:09 AM

“You want to know what comes in between me and my Calvins?"

By the looks of it, Calvin, flesh and muscle would be a good guess 🙄

by Anonymousreply 26June 20, 2022 9:14 AM

Calvin looks looks like he's packing it!

There's a million reasons I'm gagging to be teabagged by that hot great-grandaddy scrotum!

by Anonymousreply 27June 20, 2022 9:18 AM

^ More like 700 million reasons 🤑

by Anonymousreply 28June 20, 2022 9:26 AM

Nothing cums between me and my Calvin

by Anonymousreply 29June 20, 2022 9:26 AM

[quote] He screwed over Christy Turlington by giving her an “exclusive“ contract that didn’t allow her to work for other designers, which limited her potential income and stalled her career.

she (and her agent) could have said no.

by Anonymousreply 30June 20, 2022 9:58 AM

R30: Christy in Interview Magazine:

[italic]I signed an exclusive contract with Calvin Klein in 1988[/italic] (she was19)[italic], and there were some pros and cons to that. I didn’t feel that I was given the best advice at the time from my agency and I didn’t have my own lawyer. I was young and wasn’t ready to be locked up. I made the most of the time, but I missed the pace I was just starting to enjoy.[/italic]

She learned from that experience and later renegotiated a much better contract when she became the face for CK’s Eternity fragrance.

It’s telling that actors have a union to protect their interests, but models don’t and have never had one at any time.

by Anonymousreply 31June 20, 2022 10:18 AM

I came to read bitchy remarks. I am not disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 32June 20, 2022 10:36 AM

[quote]The Calvin Klein Inc. founder rocked his grey hair in a spiky updo, with the help of gel... [Daily Mail]

I assume CK has difficult, sticky-uppy thin hair. There's little other reason to explain why, for years and years, he's sported that just-hatched-baby-chick look. Or maybe he wants the extra inch of height. In either case, it's unfortunate.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 20, 2022 10:38 AM

R12 to be fair, 81 years old Vicar looks better than 79 years old Calvin

by Anonymousreply 34June 20, 2022 10:44 AM

Isn't the vicar dead and the husband moved on after collecting his inheritance?

by Anonymousreply 35June 20, 2022 11:02 AM

Yes. Moved on fast.

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by Anonymousreply 36June 20, 2022 11:09 AM

R36 lol the tabloid tried hard to portray him a gold digger but in all seriousness, he sounds like a reasonable guy, the hubby was not rich, maybe it's money maybe it's love, but he fulfilled his duty in the marriage, it's time to move on, I don't see the problem.

by Anonymousreply 37June 20, 2022 11:21 AM

Escorts. The twins. Users and users.

by Anonymousreply 38June 20, 2022 11:36 AM

[quote]Marin revealed he will get a £100,000 house, £150,000 life insurance, and £2,000-a-month-for-life pension

r37 You might not consider it significant by your standards, but I assure you that sort of money is life changing for a Romanian gigolo with no education.

by Anonymousreply 39June 20, 2022 11:36 AM

Sounds pretty damned significant to me. No more work.

by Anonymousreply 40June 20, 2022 11:40 AM

R39 still I don't see an issue here, they were legally married, he deserved all the money he can get, he is not cheating the court . Now back to Calvin, will his young partner receive some "significant" money? Maybe there will be some money left for him, or maybe not, Calvin could leave him nothing in all possibilities.

by Anonymousreply 41June 20, 2022 11:49 AM

How did Calvin and Kevin meet?

by Anonymousreply 42June 20, 2022 11:51 AM

Calvin looks like maybe he hasn't taken the best care of himself over the years.

by Anonymousreply 43June 20, 2022 11:55 AM

@r42, Calvin opened his wallet and BAM, there Kevin was 😉

by Anonymousreply 44June 20, 2022 11:56 AM

[quote] longtime boyfriend Kevin Baker

How longtime could it be? Seems like only a few years ago he was joined at the hip to extensively remodeled porn star Nicholas Gruber.

by Anonymousreply 45June 20, 2022 11:58 AM

What trousers should he wear? Loose linen? Might look like a death pyre wrapping or mummy. He is totally nondescript.

by Anonymousreply 46June 20, 2022 11:59 AM

R12 ew he doesn't even pretend. I feel sorry for the old man.

by Anonymousreply 47June 20, 2022 12:03 PM

We're all going to get old and die if we live long enough, that's life. :-)

by Anonymousreply 48June 20, 2022 12:08 PM

Calvin Klein, 79?????

Sorry, that's a very rough 79, I would have guessed 109.

by Anonymousreply 49June 20, 2022 12:09 PM

How does one get on this type of sugar baby circuit?

by Anonymousreply 50June 20, 2022 12:16 PM

"Widow Florin Marin - who is 54 years younger than his husband - said he was upset after Mr Clements passed away but that two days of mourning 'is enough' and that his late husband would not want him to be sad."

This made me laugh myself sick.

by Anonymousreply 51June 20, 2022 12:20 PM

Please tell me CK didn’t have Kevin get matching jaw work done a la Liberace. Their squared off chin & jawline look way too similar.

by Anonymousreply 52June 20, 2022 12:22 PM

this is sad

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by Anonymousreply 53June 20, 2022 12:29 PM

The title of this thread should have been: Would you fuck that for 700 million dollars?

I know at least half of you on the DL would. Come on, not talking a measly 1 million here. Think about it, 700 million dollars. And no, not a one time close your eyes fuck. You have to wake up in bed every day for the next few years until one day the only thing that seems different is that his eyes are still open.

by Anonymousreply 54June 20, 2022 12:30 PM

The poor vicar .. Florin who’s a 1 on his best day, hit the jackpot.

by Anonymousreply 55June 20, 2022 12:34 PM


Ssssssomeone even older than (most of) usssss

Ssssleeping with a Hot Young Thing


by Anonymousreply 56June 20, 2022 12:35 PM

Paying. Paying for a hot, young, thang. CK is getting his moneys worth. The vicar was robbed.

by Anonymousreply 57June 20, 2022 12:38 PM

Hard for me to think they actual have sex…..together…..

by Anonymousreply 58June 20, 2022 12:39 PM

CK got the face he deserved.

by Anonymousreply 59June 20, 2022 12:40 PM

80 is pretty damn old. You ain’t gonna look like a spring chicken.

by Anonymousreply 60June 20, 2022 12:46 PM

I more or less agree, R57. I don't know how much CK is paying, so can't say how much of a bargain he's getting but there's no doubt that his whore is worth at least *something*. Same certainly can't be said for the Late Rev. Clements' whore.

by Anonymousreply 61June 20, 2022 12:49 PM

It's getting so I can't tell Calvin Klein and Joan Van Ark apart.

by Anonymousreply 62June 20, 2022 1:03 PM

"Calvin, do you present hole?"


by Anonymousreply 63June 20, 2022 1:27 PM

Hang in there, kid!

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by Anonymousreply 64June 20, 2022 1:34 PM

R45 Another crypt dwelling eldergay frozen in time. The Dangerous Liaison was 2010.

Does 12 years = "a few years ago"?

by Anonymousreply 65June 20, 2022 1:40 PM

[quote] Does 12 years = "a few years ago"?

If ever something deserved a "you must be new here" R65....

by Anonymousreply 66June 20, 2022 1:45 PM

They have so much in common. They both love soup, they love talking and they love not talking.

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by Anonymousreply 67June 20, 2022 1:50 PM

R65 is another rigid literalist oblivious to hyperbole. Also sadly typically of DL.

by Anonymousreply 68June 20, 2022 1:53 PM

Lucky guy

by Anonymousreply 69June 20, 2022 1:55 PM

No so bad looking. I would take this guy’s place in a New York minute. I would love to have a world-wise mentor and lover of such experience and sophistication.

Calvin Kline is not my style but dating him would be much better than these scrubs on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 70June 20, 2022 2:02 PM

I doubt the dentures are what you're smelling. I would suggest its something far more decayed. Yikes-- Calvin.

by Anonymousreply 71June 20, 2022 2:06 PM

I don't know anything about fashion, so dumb question: what's wrong with old people wearing jeans (per the earlier comments)?

by Anonymousreply 72June 20, 2022 2:13 PM

Thank you, R13. More power to CK and to Kevin Baker, if they make it work.

There are plenty of couples with age differences between them who do.

For me, I don't think I'd want to date a guy who is 34. I'm 59. 45 would be my cut off age.

by Anonymousreply 73June 20, 2022 2:20 PM

Sorry but that is a very very hard 79. He looks more like 99.

by Anonymousreply 74June 20, 2022 2:25 PM

R67 -- that's one of my favorite lines in all of comedy. "We both love soup."

by Anonymousreply 75June 20, 2022 2:31 PM


One of the tenets of the Maiden Aunt Brigade is that upon turning 40, men must wear chaste formless clothing and appear dressed up as if for business when they are out and about during the day.

No jeans.

No shorts

No t-shirts

Gentlemen of taste and good breeding should look like gentlemen. We favor a jaunty chapeau for the mature gent too, but have given up on making that a requirement for our membes

by Anonymousreply 76June 20, 2022 2:39 PM

CK = Crypt Keeper But at least he has companionship, he can afford it, more power to him.

by Anonymousreply 77June 20, 2022 2:40 PM

Florin looks like a Gypsy.

by Anonymousreply 78June 20, 2022 2:48 PM

R72: More than a few fashion designers have a personal uniform of jeans and a T-shirt: Ralph Lauren, Michael Kors, Calvin Klein in recent decades... Not to say they don't vary the look with a jacket or a sweater or a pair of black pants, or a plaid flannel for Lauren, or the occasional suit, but they have an everyday look, a uniform.

Michael Kors offers his explanation (link), but I think it's simply that a lot of designers want 1.) to have a recognizable, practical look and 2.) to not compete with themselves. Designers seem to prefer to leave it to the professionals to make their clothes look good - the models, photographers, art directors, etc. Wearing jeans and a T-shirt or a simple personal uniform spares them the repetition of tiresome questions: Is that part of your new collection? What was the inspiration for...? A bare bones simple everyday look turns the attention away from what they are wearing; they don't always have to look great and unwrinkled and worry that a bit of what looks like toilet paper is stuck on a left shoe. Jeans are a sort of anti-brand, a ubiquitous (though now less so) everyman look that lets them get on with their work and step out for a pack of cigarettes without having to do anything more than throw on some jeans or simple pants and a T-shirt.

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by Anonymousreply 79June 20, 2022 3:09 PM

[quote] No jeans. No shorts. No t-shirts.


by Anonymousreply 80June 20, 2022 3:46 PM

What is he wearing under his shirt? Outboard pacemakers? Exoskeleton? He looks like a condom filled with walnuts,

by Anonymousreply 81June 20, 2022 3:54 PM

All those praising Calvin, that vicar and Ronnie Wood for knowing what they've signed up for, it is still the most soulless arrangement on earth. You'll find more humanity in an abattoir. That person you've married or intend to spend the last years/decades of your life with is only doing it for the cheque. I'd prefer die alone. Those young partners/spouses might have hit paydirt but at the cost of any dignity or integrity. I'm guessing the young ones openly tell their own peers and closest mates they're only in it for the money. Ronnie Woods' wife in that photo looks like her blood has run cold as she clutches tight to a purse- how ironic.

by Anonymousreply 82June 20, 2022 5:20 PM

At least Anna Nicole made some physical contact with her fella. No one could fake it like her.

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by Anonymousreply 83June 20, 2022 5:30 PM

Never seen a pic of old Karl smooching Baptiste. They saved that for the boudoir! Baptiste's firm tanned thighs between Karl's wizened legs. An air of urgency from Baptiste to get the job done until the unmistakable sound of an arthritic hip cracking. 🤮

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by Anonymousreply 84June 20, 2022 5:40 PM

I think the jeans are fine. The Gap pocket t-shirt is not.

by Anonymousreply 85June 20, 2022 5:42 PM

OP- I don’t know if I can smell the dentures from here but I can certainly smell the EMBALMING fluid.

by Anonymousreply 86June 20, 2022 5:47 PM

My old boss was Calvin’s hairdresser in the aughts and he’d come in every 13 days for a cut. He was rough back then but still handsome. He was dating a trainer that was much more gorgeous then either current or the previous porn star. I met him and he was the sweetest guy The trainer killed himself in a drug haze- jumping out a high rise window. It was bad.

Calvin was a great conversationalist. My funny story is that one time my boss was supposed to be back by 6:30 for Calvin’s appointment and never showed up. I had hired my friend Steven that morning and said, “I know it’s your first day, but you’re going to cut Calvin’s hair.” As a hairdresser myself, I didn’t do it because if my boss showed up he would’ve fired me and I only just got the job after looking for months after 9/11.

Steven is likable like a dark but funny Disney character and can be taken the wrong way sometimes. They went in the back room and it got quiet and I was so worried until I heard Calvin burst out laughing and knew everything would be OK. Calvin paid up and left.

Then I gathered the entire staff together and told all of them none of this happened and not to tell my boss. After about six weeks My boss had a problem and messed up Calvin’s cut once when a guard fell off and had to do a skin fade on both sides to cover the mistake. The cut looked so bad it got a mention in the papers when Calvin went to a basketball game…

Calvin would come back and see my boss, but then Stephen would “fix” it Mondays when my boss wasn’t there. After awhile Steven would go to Calvin’s home and cut it there instead.

Once when he was doing a lot of traveling, when he mentioned to Calvin he wouldn’t mind if he went back to my boss, Calvin promptly said,

“I wouldn’t let him mow my lawn!”

by Anonymousreply 87June 20, 2022 5:48 PM

For 80, CK looks fine, IMO. Still has lots of hair (not dyed). Weird that he has a shirt under his shirt; I'm guessing he's trying to hide his neck area without getting ridiculous like Karl Lagerfeld.

The jeans look fine, IMO. Yes, he's skin and bones. At that age, it's hard to build muscle mass. If he did gain weight, it would go to his stomach.

Not sure what kinds of health issues he has had.

Current BF looks like a better choice than previous BF, who ended up in court for allegedly beating a man with a frying pan.

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by Anonymousreply 88June 20, 2022 5:53 PM

At his age, he should be wearing suits and other tailored things. Dressed like that, he just looks silly.

by Anonymousreply 89June 20, 2022 6:03 PM

R36- His boy toy was not even attractive.

by Anonymousreply 90June 20, 2022 6:46 PM

Calvin looks 39 in vampire years.

by Anonymousreply 91June 20, 2022 6:53 PM

As granny used to say about her cousin in his late 60s who had affair with much younger woman (he was her boss), with contempt: " He can’t do anything, just a bit of touching maybe."

by Anonymousreply 92June 20, 2022 6:55 PM

[quote] At his age, he should be wearing suits and other tailored things.

In the DM photos at OP, it looks like CK & BF are just walking down the street, going to Starbucks or the rich-people equivalent. I wouldn't expect to see a suit and tailored clothing.

by Anonymousreply 93June 20, 2022 7:10 PM

All the gay fashion-empire zillionaires have had very attractive regular kept boys: CK, Lagerfeld, Marc Jacobs, Halston, YSL....

Has Tom Ford kept anyone in the same way? I know he was with his late husband for years, but I assume when the husband was dying he kept someone too, since they all do. And he must certainly do it now.

Also, what about the non-fashion gay zillionaires, like Barry Diller and Tim Cook and Peter Thiel? I know David Geffen used to (he kept both Steve Anton and--more briefly--Joey Stefano), but I haven't heard of him doing so since the 1980s.

by Anonymousreply 94June 20, 2022 7:23 PM

[quote]At his age, he should be wearing suits and other tailored things. Dressed like that, he just looks silly.

This is the worst fashion advice repeated on the internet ad nauseam. In California where the pic was taken, no one wears suites to casual outdoor sidewalk cafes. He would have stood out like a pretentious sore thumb. It was 80 degrees a week ago. I am not saying what he was wearing looked great but this who idea that ever old man should cover in the most formal cloths possible like he lives in the cold north east, even in the most casual setting, is bad fashion advice and myopic.

Half the world is in warm climate zones, hot weather is never a great mix for suits even if they are light ones. Plus some cultures do not dress formally at all. California is one of them. Go to an upscale restaurant there and you will still be hard pressed to find someone in a full suit and tie. Jacket maybe, not not a suite.

by Anonymousreply 95June 20, 2022 8:00 PM

He should at least wear a shirt with a collar. He doesn't even have to tuck it in. And a pair of nice loafers.

by Anonymousreply 96June 20, 2022 8:12 PM

R95, Karl Lagerfeld looks a whole lot better at R84 than Calvin Klein in OP's link despite some of the over-the-top details like the ruffles on his shirt, the very high collar and the gloves. Part of it is that Lagerfeld isn't so thin like Calvin and I assume he's taken better care of himself. I wouldn't be surprised if Calvin smoked most of his adult life and used recreational drugs.

by Anonymousreply 97June 20, 2022 8:13 PM

[quote]I wouldn't be surprised if Calvin smoked most of his adult life and used recreational drugs.

So many DL-ers always ready to mount their judgment thrones and pronounce that if someone is 80 and doesn't look 55, it's clearly that person's FAULT for having engaged in BAD HABITS. Some people age better than others, despite what the pearl clutchers here may think. Genetics often plays a big role.

by Anonymousreply 98June 20, 2022 8:20 PM

This is how an elderly gentleman of means should dress casually 🙄

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by Anonymousreply 99June 20, 2022 8:25 PM

[quote]And a pair of nice loafers

Loafers are out of style Gramps. The 80's are long gone. These days men are even wearing dress tennis shoes with suites.

by Anonymousreply 100June 20, 2022 8:26 PM

R99 Anything Trump wears looks like shit dumb ass.

by Anonymousreply 101June 20, 2022 8:27 PM

[quote]These days men are even wearing dress tennis shoes with suites.

Those tennis shoes must be HUGE.

by Anonymousreply 102June 20, 2022 8:27 PM

Are you saying men should wear suits on a golf course?

by Anonymousreply 103June 20, 2022 8:29 PM

@r101, Ooh, someone didn't get the sarcasm gene 😂

by Anonymousreply 104June 20, 2022 8:29 PM

Exactly the point, R100. Calvin Klein should not be chasing the current fashions now that his glaring dentures, encroaching liver spots, and multiplying wattles are at war with any statement "dress tennis shoes" might try to make.

by Anonymousreply 105June 20, 2022 8:30 PM

Calvin Klein is a world famous fashion designer, I think he has the license to fallow current trends. Dressing like an old man would be counter intuitive of what we expect from someone who is famous for creating fashion trends.

by Anonymousreply 106June 20, 2022 8:32 PM

Um, R98, Calvin Klein is part of the generation when smoking was popular and considered cool. Other people on this thread are suggesting he tried drugs.

Trump's outfit on the golf course looks dorky but he still looks better than Calvin with his drooping chest and potbelly, even though Trump is pretty chubby.

by Anonymousreply 107June 20, 2022 8:42 PM

^ Nobody wants to look like an old fat Republican except old fat Republicans

by Anonymousreply 108June 20, 2022 8:48 PM

Yeah, Trump is a real dreamboat, R107.

He looks like 2 tons of shit, but at least he looks better than Calvin Klein!

by Anonymousreply 109June 20, 2022 8:54 PM

R106, you'd think Klein would have enough self awareness to know what looks good on him. He could probably find fashionable clothes that suit someone his age and body type. He should wear shapewear under his shirt 😆.

by Anonymousreply 110June 20, 2022 8:54 PM

I blame Bob Hope for that whole "master race at play" look

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by Anonymousreply 111June 20, 2022 8:57 PM

There's no fool like an old fool.

by Anonymousreply 112June 20, 2022 9:22 PM

Klein, bless his heart, looks like the crypt keeper unearthed for brunch. But the youngish boyfriend looks fairly doughy for that high-end job position. To all their own. As longs as both are getting what they want (or at least signed up for) and no one is playing underhandedly with the other.

by Anonymousreply 113June 20, 2022 9:38 PM

Has no one else on this thread read "Obsession: the Lives and Times of Calvin Klein" by Steven Gaines? I'm pretty surprised.

In it, Gaines makes clear that Klein has not just "tried" drugs but that he regularly abused drugs and alcohol and became dependent on them.

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by Anonymousreply 114June 20, 2022 9:50 PM

He is 79, but with all the cosmetic and surgical procedures I’d expect him to look better. He looks unhealthy as much as anything.

by Anonymousreply 115June 20, 2022 10:04 PM

R114, Calvin’s problems with substance abuse have been pretty well an open book for decades- by his own admission.

by Anonymousreply 116June 20, 2022 10:06 PM

He looks like a walking cadaver. JFC can you imagine hitting that? Not enough money in the world.

by Anonymousreply 117June 20, 2022 10:09 PM

Martha has a message for Calvin . . .

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by Anonymousreply 118June 20, 2022 10:24 PM

Good for them. It’s been a few years now and Kevin has stuck with him. I appreciate the hustle.

by Anonymousreply 119June 20, 2022 10:25 PM

Hey Calvin, how was the soup?

by Anonymousreply 120June 20, 2022 10:26 PM

Kind of sad how Kenny is walking as if he doesn't even know Calvin is there. Kenny conveniently has one hand in his pocket and has a bottle of water in the other -- sorry, no hand holding and help navigating the curb at the crosswalk.

You can see the thought bubble over Kenny's head.... HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY!

by Anonymousreply 121June 20, 2022 10:33 PM

[quote]He looks like a condom filled with walnuts

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by Anonymousreply 122June 20, 2022 10:39 PM

Playing the long con as a gold digger is SO risky. The person can easily live years after you anticipated and you can get stuck with the cadaver or get replaced by a younger digger.

by Anonymousreply 123June 20, 2022 10:42 PM

[quote]Has no one else on this thread read "Obsession: the Lives and Times of Calvin Klein" by Steven Gaines? I'm pretty surprised. In it, Gaines makes clear that Klein has not just "tried" drugs but that he regularly abused drugs and alcohol and became dependent on them.

There you go, R98. No wonder Klein looks like crap.

by Anonymousreply 124June 20, 2022 11:00 PM

[quote]Calvin Klein is part of the generation when smoking was popular and considered cool.

Smoking is still fairly common in fashionable circles.

by Anonymousreply 125June 20, 2022 11:02 PM

[quote] one can smell the dentures from here......

20% of the population wear fake teeth, OP.

There are more denture-wearers than homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 126June 20, 2022 11:09 PM

I wonder if guys who date these filthy rich but extremely old men still have to sleep with them. I don't know anyone personally who would go that old. Like how. I've never used viagra. I don't think it's possible for me to get erection even using that. Like maybe they just want companionship.

by Anonymousreply 127June 20, 2022 11:09 PM

Dentures smell?

by Anonymousreply 128June 20, 2022 11:10 PM

[quote] Calvin Klein

I thought his real name was Calvin Lipschitz.

by Anonymousreply 129June 20, 2022 11:13 PM

Only poors have dentures now. Everybody else has implants.

by Anonymousreply 130June 20, 2022 11:13 PM

Ralph Lauren's real name is Ralph Lifshitz. Calvin Klein's real name is Calvin Klein. Both poor Jews from the Bronx.

by Anonymousreply 131June 20, 2022 11:14 PM

[quote] Hard for me to think they actual have sex…..together…..

At that age, sex should mean nothing more than gender.

by Anonymousreply 132June 20, 2022 11:16 PM

You can't always have implants. Many olds get bone loss in the jaw.

by Anonymousreply 133June 20, 2022 11:18 PM

^ You're right, Martha.

by Anonymousreply 134June 20, 2022 11:27 PM

It's educative to compare the current pictures in the OP's article with the pictures with his previous toyboy from 11 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 135June 20, 2022 11:31 PM

Calvin Klein is a total prick asshole…there’s nothing even remotely nice about him. He fucked over his first business partner after the old man taught him everything he knows. Read his bio and see if you still think he’s nice.

by Anonymousreply 136June 20, 2022 11:49 PM

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is 100 years old, married to a woman one half his age and has a more alert look.

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by Anonymousreply 137June 20, 2022 11:50 PM

Dick Van Dyke is 96, the same age as Angela Lansbury.

by Anonymousreply 138June 20, 2022 11:53 PM

Poor thing probably has to change Calvin's diapers too.

He's earning every dollar!!

by Anonymousreply 139June 21, 2022 12:02 AM

[quote]Poor thing probably has to change Calvin's diapers too. He's earning every dollar!!

You'd better believe it.

by Anonymousreply 140June 21, 2022 1:19 AM

I can't remember the documentary (about Halston, I think), but there was just a couple of seconds of film of an early 1980s Klein bench pressing with his shirt off and he looked GOOD. It may have been the part of the story where Halston begins losing his grip and Klein is shown as one of the up-and-coming designers.

by Anonymousreply 141June 21, 2022 2:37 AM

*were just a couple of seconds.

by Anonymousreply 142June 21, 2022 2:37 AM

^ The early 1980s were half a lifetime away.

by Anonymousreply 143June 21, 2022 2:40 AM

Too bad Calvin sold his business in the early aughts. He could have made a killing on designer colostomy bags.

by Anonymousreply 144June 21, 2022 2:43 AM

[quote] a killing on designer colostomy bags.

And designer dentures and designer Titanium Hips.

by Anonymousreply 145June 21, 2022 3:19 AM

[quote]The early 1980s were half a lifetime away.


by Anonymousreply 146June 21, 2022 6:40 AM

[quote]you'd think Klein would have enough self awareness to know what looks good on him.

He does, that would be his string of boy toys.

by Anonymousreply 147June 21, 2022 6:42 AM

[quote]He looks like a walking cadaver. JFC can you imagine hitting that? Not enough money in the world.

How about 700 million? That's his estimated net worth. Want to rethink your answer?

by Anonymousreply 148June 21, 2022 6:45 AM

R148, No.

by Anonymousreply 149June 21, 2022 6:48 AM

@r148, Hi, Kevin, no one's judging... Really 🙄

by Anonymousreply 150June 21, 2022 6:49 AM

Klein is not going to leave his entire fortune to his current boytoy, R148.

by Anonymousreply 151June 21, 2022 6:49 AM

^ Yeah, he gets one million plus cab fare

by Anonymousreply 152June 21, 2022 6:52 AM

Are you his personal attorney R151? How do you know what is in his will? Sometimes old koots like that are so happy for someone young and attractive to provide them companionship in the last days of their life they are fine with the expected trade off. Not like they can take it with them. Remember Anna Nicole Smith married an 89 year old billionaire? He left his entire fortune to her. She ODed before the lawsuits though so never got it.

by Anonymousreply 153June 21, 2022 7:41 AM

No, he didn't, R153. Anna Nicole Smith said he had verbally promised her half of his estate. She wasn't even in the billionaire's will. I'm sure her claim of a verbal promise would hold a lot of weight in court 😆. In 2011, Smith's estate tried to get $44 million for her daughter and that claim was rejected in 2014.

Klein is a lot more wealthy and probably a lot less naive than the vicar upthread. He has a habit of keeping a boytoy and then getting rid of him when he gets bored, or if the boytoy becomes too much of a problem because of drug issues. I don't think any of these boytoys are good enough actors to pretend convincingly that they love Klein and only want what's best for him and don't care about the money. Maybe if he was near the end of his life and his mind might wasn't as sharp as before, he might change his will but then his ex-wives and daughter would challenge it after his death.

by Anonymousreply 154June 21, 2022 8:11 AM

Looks like the typical DLer and his fantasy...but with more money, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 155June 21, 2022 8:18 AM

I doubt Kline wants to leave his money to his ex-wife. Daughter maybe. Totally plausible that he might leave a good chunk of it to his twink of the month. Like I said, cant take it with him. People are complicated, just because there is an understanding that the young man is in it for the money does not mean Klein is surprised or upset by it.

by Anonymousreply 156June 21, 2022 8:18 AM

[quote]Looks like the typical DLer and his fantasy

Oh Please, this is every straight women's fantasy. My boss who is 62 talks about this openly. She wants to fine a very rich man in his 80's with no kids who she will marry and 2 years later hopefully kicks the bucket and leavers her all his money. Not uncommon. She figures there would be very little sex required at that age, maybe a hand job she said.

Most straight women are gold diggers at heart.

by Anonymousreply 157June 21, 2022 8:23 AM

R157 your boss is delusional. If there exists a single, rich 80-something year old man with no heirs, he's not going to settle for a 62 year old.

by Anonymousreply 158June 21, 2022 9:19 AM

Which substances was he into?

by Anonymousreply 159June 21, 2022 10:36 AM

I wish a magazine would do an investigative story on the Lagerfeld fortune and who got what.

Vanity Fair (Spain) did an interview with the bodyguard-chauffeur-minder, but at that stage things were still going through the lawyers, but it was expected he would be taken care of

by Anonymousreply 160June 21, 2022 10:52 AM

^ Agreed! It must have been $200m+.

by Anonymousreply 161June 21, 2022 11:01 AM

The book by Lagerfeld's minder.

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by Anonymousreply 163June 21, 2022 11:05 AM

Baptiste hit the wall big time.

by Anonymousreply 164June 21, 2022 11:10 AM

Another interesting article.

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by Anonymousreply 165June 21, 2022 11:10 AM

The ultimate toy boy

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by Anonymousreply 166June 21, 2022 11:20 AM

He must have been something because look wise, Jacques de Bascher was a 7 at best.

by Anonymousreply 167June 21, 2022 11:25 AM

[quote]Baptiste Giabiconi fights off rumors him and Karl Lagerfeld had sex

O, caro!

by Anonymousreply 168June 21, 2022 11:27 AM

R164 Baptiste is on French TV regularly and looks very handsome. He's not a twink anymore.

by Anonymousreply 169June 21, 2022 11:28 AM

de Bascher was cute enough, young, and an a great bobo (bourgeois-bohème) dandy and muse. That was his value, lost on Flyoverstan Americans, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 170June 21, 2022 11:31 AM

^. I was only talking about his looks.

by Anonymousreply 171June 21, 2022 11:44 AM

Boyfriend, is he ex-whore like me?

by Anonymousreply 172June 21, 2022 11:48 AM

"How do you know what is in his will? Sometimes old koots like that are so happy for someone young and attractive to provide them companionship in the last days of their life they are fine with the expected trade off."

There is no way a New York born and bred Jew is going to leave his entire fortune to some whore in 2022. There are so many trusts and estate lawyers and real estate lawyers involved. Oh I am not saying the man will get nothing, but believe me, his daughter and ex-wives are cognizant of every million and have A+ lawyers themselves.

by Anonymousreply 173June 21, 2022 11:52 AM

Bumfuckystan I get it. But have you ever considered that the only people with universally agreed upon good looks are the "10"s. And they are rare. Everyone else including the 9s and the 8s have other selling points. I think from "7" up, a young person can "work up" extreme attractiveness and desirability. As for gays, add one: MONEY, TALENT, or HUGE DICK - and maybe it goes down to "6".

by Anonymousreply 174June 21, 2022 11:54 AM

Kelly has zero claim to it. Marci Klein did very well for herself professionally. And she has the claim.

by Anonymousreply 175June 21, 2022 11:56 AM

Klein's boyfriend has a twin brother.

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by Anonymousreply 176June 21, 2022 11:57 AM

R176 - Do they take turns with Klein when the other is just too repulsed?

by Anonymousreply 177June 21, 2022 11:59 AM

There's a couple of books about Bascher. He was from minor nobility, untitled, and like many self-inventors, stuck another aristocrat surname on to his Beaumarchais. He joined the navy simply to mix with the rank and file with obvious Genet fantasties of seducing ordinary sailors. Here's some quotes from the book: "His philosophy as a young man lies in this natural assurance that makes him see life as a game to be won. The world turns in his direction, and if not...for him, "losing is not a problem, if it's done with style". He took up with a straight sailor, saying to him: "If you want to live, follow me." How about that for self-assurance!

He honed himself into someone who, with every gesture, drew attention to himself: seductive by sheer style. The book quotes a letter to him from his brother: "I believe you need to get rid of the habit or attitude of relying too much on others, and in fact of using them. This attitude pushes you to develop your gifts of "seducer" to the detriment of other gifts that you have." So obviously a great courtesan.

It's a real art. Of more gently ruthless types: I met a handsome young guy who'd been kept by a billionaire. I was absolutely staggered at the speed at which he made associations and identified and knew the richest gay men. He was like those third world queens who hit the first world and Russian whores who make the rest of us seem like we're sleep walking, and go like heat seeking missiles to their targets, and absolutely keep their eye on the prize at all times. I know one whose lover has paid for a complete body makeover on him, from head to toes. Liposuction, new teeth, facial surgery, the fucking lot, and now he's swanning in Society as an Influencer! I don't why the lover just didn't get someone handsome in the first place instead of this ghasty grifter.

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by Anonymousreply 178June 21, 2022 12:03 PM

^ That's quite an attitude for someone who lost the game of life at 38 from AIDS 🙄

by Anonymousreply 179June 21, 2022 12:06 PM

Yeah, but he LIVED. Have you? Or have you just existed?

by Anonymousreply 180June 21, 2022 12:08 PM

^ I don't think my life experiences sexual or otherwise were any less than his, they just didn't happen with famous people and I've lived to tell my own story

by Anonymousreply 181June 21, 2022 12:15 PM

I recently read about J de B in Karl No Regret where the author writes about seeing him completely naked, in chains in an early Paris morning after some BDSM session.

by Anonymousreply 182June 21, 2022 12:21 PM

[quote]I've lived to tell my own story

Good for you, Pet.

But we doubt you ever set anyone's imagination alight. Certainly to the extent that biographies will be commissioned.

by Anonymousreply 183June 21, 2022 12:30 PM

^ Sure beats the hell out of the life of an overweight British Frau troll

by Anonymousreply 184June 21, 2022 12:34 PM

So wealthy people can buy the “affection” or devotion of younger people. Financial security is a pretty powerful need. And there are many variations of it. Often it’s simply a close friendship. I’m wealthy, not nearly Calvin’s category and I have younger friends. So I think about who will look after me if I make it to very old age? My nieces and nephews, not likely. If I develop a close bond and it probably will not be sexual and that person helps me in old age- you bet I will return the “favor”- give them some security. No matter how much money you have, you need someone to be your advocate and loyal friend- children often fill that need, but what if you don’t have them.

One of my best friends (age 75) is surrounded by a small group of much younger close friends and wider network. My friends wealth and life is devoted to philanthropy. He mentors and carefully supports his younger friends, much like a parent. I think he’s a role model for a very wealthy older gay man.

by Anonymousreply 185June 21, 2022 12:37 PM

"Yeah, but he LIVED. Have you?"

" author writes about seeing him completely naked, in chains in an early Paris morning after some BDSM session. "

Oh, gosh, I've missed out on so much 🙄 😂

by Anonymousreply 186June 21, 2022 12:41 PM

Please don't bring darling Don into this. He's suffered enough!

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by Anonymousreply 187June 21, 2022 12:41 PM

I'm pretty sure ole Cal pulls his dentures out once in a while to blow Kevin. That's part of the prenup.

by Anonymousreply 188June 21, 2022 1:00 PM

CK has always been slim and has a full head of hair, so he wouldn't look so bad had he not been a chain smoker most of his life. That is what has him looking like the Crypt Keeper. it really fucks up your skin.

by Anonymousreply 189June 21, 2022 1:05 PM

CK was once kinda cute.

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by Anonymousreply 190June 21, 2022 1:07 PM

^ Doesn’t look like Kelly Rector (Klein).

by Anonymousreply 191June 21, 2022 1:09 PM

People looked different in 1960

by Anonymousreply 192June 21, 2022 1:13 PM

R191, it's him. Cigarettes destroyed his looks.

by Anonymousreply 193June 21, 2022 1:26 PM

[quote]Smoking is still fairly common in unfashionable circles.


by Anonymousreply 194June 21, 2022 1:28 PM

[quote] Yeah, but he LIVED. Have you? Or have you just existed?

Oh Auntie Mame, who knew you posted here?

by Anonymousreply 195June 21, 2022 1:30 PM

r194 you're wrong

by Anonymousreply 196June 21, 2022 1:31 PM

r191. I was talking about his soon to be wife, Kelly. Doesn’t look like her.

by Anonymousreply 197June 21, 2022 1:32 PM

You wrote it clearly R190. R192 and R193 lack reading skills.

by Anonymousreply 198June 21, 2022 2:19 PM

With regards to Karl, I wonder how Choupette is doing these days.

by Anonymousreply 199June 21, 2022 2:27 PM

R198 actually you lack the reading skills. All those posts are not different people. Your attempted sarcasm makes you look stupid and offers nothing to the conversation. You coulda saved that one. It's not landing the way you thought it would.

by Anonymousreply 200June 21, 2022 2:44 PM

Personally, I doubt CK has put his current BF into his will.

Just because someone has $700 million doesn't mean they're going to give you some of it.

The BF is probably along for the ride: travel, living in different residences, gifts, lifestyle (staff does everything), clothes, etc.

There are multi-millionaire homebodies, but CK seems to enjoy his money and his life. So, the BF is along for that ride.

by Anonymousreply 201June 21, 2022 4:41 PM

R200 so defensive. Get glasses or learn to read. Or both.

by Anonymousreply 202June 21, 2022 4:52 PM

R95- I'm in Hollywood AND I wear a full suite!

by Anonymousreply 203June 21, 2022 7:36 PM

The sexiness underneath the clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 204June 21, 2022 7:56 PM

120 years ago no one gave a thought to some rich old toad keeping a mistress (or lover) .Everyone involved knows the deal . BF better stack some dollars though,you never know when he might be replaced. Im sorry,but I cant imagine being drunk enough to touch that skeleton with skin. Im an old toad myself but hes scary .

by Anonymousreply 205June 21, 2022 8:10 PM

Anyone who thinks this guy is getting $700M from CK's estate is delusional, that is not how the very rich operate. You'll recall that George Michael left that lunatic Fadi Fawaz nothing, nor did he include Kenny Goss in his will even after a 13 year relationship.

by Anonymousreply 206June 21, 2022 8:13 PM

R202 Find a hobby. Comedy aint it!

by Anonymousreply 207June 21, 2022 8:22 PM

It's depressing to see the difference between good ole Calvin and the young man with his nicely curved back in the second photo at R204.

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by Anonymousreply 208June 21, 2022 8:55 PM

R206 You are absolutely right. The Uber Rich have a whole host of people who help them with estate planning, decades before they croak. I am sure he is generous during his lifetime, but the fuckboys he is with during his last years won't get shit after he is gone. Once they start to age and after some old guy has been whoring them for years, no other rich guy is gonna want them. They better save and invest wisely because the party will be OVER!

Exhibit A, Marc Christian (Rock Hudson's playmate). Rock didn't leave him shit. He had to sue to get paid.

by Anonymousreply 209June 21, 2022 8:56 PM

[quote] Yeah, but he LIVED. Have you? Or have you just existed?

By being obsessed with fashion, appearances, money, drugs, alcohol, and rent boys? If that's your idea of having a LIFE, I choose mere existence.

by Anonymousreply 210June 21, 2022 10:25 PM

[quote]Once they start to age and after some old guy has been whoring them for years, no other rich guy is gonna want them.

That's an interesting theory.

by Anonymousreply 211June 21, 2022 10:38 PM

Is the money that important to Kevin? Where’s the self respect?

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by Anonymousreply 213June 21, 2022 11:01 PM

Just think. Somewhere, in someone's attic is a portrait of a young, handsome Calvin with a dagger in it.

by Anonymousreply 214June 21, 2022 11:05 PM

[quote] one can smell the dentures

Dentures don't smell.

by Anonymousreply 215June 21, 2022 11:09 PM

CK boitoi is more than cute, he is strikingly attractive with model looks.

by Anonymousreply 216June 22, 2022 12:39 AM

It’s nick-picky but bf’s has gotten flabby - he better watch out!

by Anonymousreply 217June 22, 2022 12:53 AM

[quote]Sorry but that is a very very hard 79. He looks more like 99.

Of course someone said this.

by Anonymousreply 218June 22, 2022 12:53 AM

What’s the news on Nick Gruber? Does he still live in NYC? Who has had him?

by Anonymousreply 219June 22, 2022 12:56 AM

Covid 15 lbs, not a deal breaker

by Anonymousreply 220June 22, 2022 12:56 AM

In the Shaun Considine book, he wrote that Calvin's first wife used to taunt him by showing him Polaroids of her new fireman boyfriend's big cock.

by Anonymousreply 221June 22, 2022 1:00 AM

R221, Steven Gaines, not Shaun Considine.

by Anonymousreply 222June 22, 2022 1:04 AM

[quote] Covid 15 lbs, not a deal breaker

Completely agree.

by Anonymousreply 223June 22, 2022 1:47 AM

[quote]Is the money that important to Kevin? Where’s the self respect?

What's an ounce of self-respect worth in today's market?

by Anonymousreply 224June 22, 2022 2:10 AM

Get that ice or else no dice!

by Anonymousreply 225June 22, 2022 2:12 AM

I haven't read all the comments so forgive me if I'm repeating something but......Calvin's jeans aren't the problem. It's that clingy long-sleeved tee in that ghostly grey color. And combined with the grey jeans (just the color, not the cut). All that grey is just so depressing and aging and ghostly; and a man of 79, no matter how fit, needs a crisp proper collar around his scrawny, wrinkly, coarse-skinned neck to frame his face and give his jaw line some visual support. If Calvin was wearing a deep blue button-down untucked shirt, he wouldn't look too bad for his age.

Oh, and maybe ditch all the spiky hair gel.

by Anonymousreply 226June 22, 2022 2:21 AM

Ck needs the fifteen pounds of weight his boyfriend added during the quarantine. He is sickly thin.

by Anonymousreply 227June 22, 2022 2:33 AM

Trouble is, r227, when you're 79 years old, or even 39 years old, the added weight goes directly around your waistline and stays there.

by Anonymousreply 228June 22, 2022 2:36 AM

Because, R228, Father Time stops for no one. Or maybe a lucky few. Calvin isn't one of those few though. You have to start with a pretty small waist to handle weight gain when older, especially for men, who tend to gain in the midsection regardless of age.

by Anonymousreply 229June 22, 2022 3:03 AM

My waist has gotten depressingly bigger since covid - I just up the size and most (🙄) can’t tell.

by Anonymousreply 230June 22, 2022 5:11 AM

Trust us, we can tell, R230.

by Anonymousreply 231June 22, 2022 5:21 AM

We knew a sister who was corn-holed by Calvin in the 1970s.

She said Calvin had sizemeat and "knew how to use it"!

by Anonymousreply 232June 22, 2022 5:36 AM

R226 writes with aesthetics and authority.

by Anonymousreply 233June 22, 2022 5:58 AM

[quote]your boss is delusional. If there exists a single, rich 80-something year old man with no heirs, he's not going to settle for a 62 year old.

In fairness, my boss is very pretty for her age, almost like an older fashion model, queens fawning over her perfect skin and hair style, fashion sense every time I have been with her when she goes shopping. She looks fantastic in photos. Only problem is, she's bat shit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 234June 22, 2022 6:48 AM

Calvin is probably the first fat whore on the DL that actually needs to put on a little weight.

by Anonymousreply 235June 22, 2022 6:52 AM

“Boyfriend“?? I thought he was MARRIED???

He finally found eternal happiness with some younger female employee named Kelly.

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by Anonymousreply 236June 22, 2022 7:11 AM

My best mate's dad had a sixty year-old girlfriend when he was eighty. He may have met her in his late seventies. She looked like a model as well, and in her late forties. She had a figure most younger women would envy, and she looked great in tight jeans... always with a Barry Kieselstein-Cord belt, and sexy heels. She lasted a few years, but when the going became rough, he went to a care home. I think she expected him to eventually marry her. He had been a widower without dates for decades before he met her.

She visited, but when he died, he didn't leave her anything. She had been previously married, with children. We all loved her. I don't believe she was in it just for the money. I think she did enjoy the lifestyle benefits however, as mentioned above. Surprisingly, she died only eighteen months after him.

There are no guarantees in this life, even if you have wealth. We cannot expect loved ones to look after us. whether they be sons or lovers. It's nice that Calvin isn't alone.

That's what my mate's sisters always said when someone made mention of their Dad's "young" girlfriend,

by Anonymousreply 237June 22, 2022 7:11 AM

It's not nice when a notorious asshole like Calvin isn't alone. It's nice when nice people aren't alone.

by Anonymousreply 238June 22, 2022 7:15 AM

Why was Calvin married to s fish?!?!??!

by Anonymousreply 239June 22, 2022 7:17 AM

It's different when your average Joe is not alone vs an ultra wealthy ass hole most of his like Kalvin is alone.

by Anonymousreply 240June 22, 2022 7:25 AM

Selfish, lying, have my cake and eat it too bisexual shit bag. His outside matches his inside; hideous monster.

by Anonymousreply 241June 22, 2022 7:35 AM

I ran R240 through Google Translate but still couldn't make sense of it.

by Anonymousreply 242June 22, 2022 7:59 AM

^ He means it's nice when an average guy finds companionship, but rich assholes can buy companionship if they need it

by Anonymousreply 243June 22, 2022 8:02 AM

Gold diggers know they have to wait for that sweet spot when sugar daddy is close to dying, but still lucid enough to sign his last will, favoring the boy toy, in the presence of a witness who is beyond approach.

At the end of the day, no lawyer can go against his client's wishes.

It happened to an old friend of mine. Fairly rich (several properties), wife and children turned their backs on him when he came out. But he still wanted his kids to get his wealth. Then boy toy came along and was all sweet, supportive, and hot. Friend got sick (no foul play, the kids looked into that) and was about to die and boy toy made him change his will pointing out that none of the kids were around even now that he's dying. Boy toy got most, while the kids got the exact legal amount, so they couldn't sue.

by Anonymousreply 244June 22, 2022 9:08 AM

Betting on these rich sugar daddies is a mixed bag. Some will leave it all to the twink if he is there at the end when family usually flakes. Other times it's just BS lip service and the twink gets a wake-up call they have been had, got nothing in writing, just verbal promises. Maybe some trinkets while they were alive. Almost like a fuck you on the way out I know you don't really care so neither do I.

by Anonymousreply 245June 22, 2022 11:35 AM

He looks pretty rough, but he is 80. The fact that he's able to walk around without assistance and is not completely senile is pretty impressive.

by Anonymousreply 246June 22, 2022 12:15 PM

Fuck you, R246!

by Anonymousreply 247June 22, 2022 12:56 PM

I had a very rich sugar daddy. He owned a triplex penthouse in a world capital. I broke it off when he got too deluded about it and also got stingy, in my opinion. 10 years down the line his delusions as well as his options must have gotten nastier and nastier and his then current boy toy murdered him painfully and awfully.

by Anonymousreply 248June 22, 2022 12:58 PM

I’m amused by this article’s title.

We know what she CAN live without!

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by Anonymousreply 249June 22, 2022 3:43 PM

Who cares about this ex wife stinkfish ^

No one

Except effeminates

by Anonymousreply 250June 22, 2022 4:29 PM

The ex wife gained a bit of weight. Catherine Deneuve said it best, when we age we need a small layer of fat to preserve our looks and health.

by Anonymousreply 251June 22, 2022 4:40 PM

The smart ones get a house or condo in their name before the old coot dies. And some money.

by Anonymousreply 252June 22, 2022 4:43 PM

Liberace's last boyfriend Cary got $250k and 2 cars after 7 years together. For $35 a year, I'd rather work.

by Anonymousreply 253June 22, 2022 5:06 PM

[quote] Except effeminates


by Anonymousreply 254June 22, 2022 5:11 PM

Mr. Klein was married twice, to Jayne for 10 years (WITH a daughter!) and then Kelly for 20.

And yet still Teh Gays try to claim him for their own!

by Anonymousreply 255June 22, 2022 5:34 PM

^ Huh? We claim him because he's GAY. Gay people are allowed to marry whoever they want, just like you assholes

by Anonymousreply 256June 22, 2022 5:38 PM

[quote]Liberace's last boyfriend Cary got $250k and 2 cars after 7 years together.

And AIDS...the gift that kept on giving right to the end.

by Anonymousreply 257June 22, 2022 9:04 PM

WHET to Nick Gruber? Did he become heterosexual?

by Anonymousreply 258June 22, 2022 10:06 PM

[quote] Oh Please, this is every straight women's fantasy. My boss who is 62 talks about this openly. She wants to fine a very rich man in his 80's with no kids who she will marry and 2 years later hopefully kicks the bucket and leavers her all his money. Not uncommon. She figures there would be very little sex required at that age, maybe a hand job she said.

Oh please, this is every older single straight woman's running gag: "Gotta find me a rich old man with one foot on a banana peel and the other in the grave!" Most of them know it ain't ever gonna happen, at least not for them. And no, most of them aren't trying. (Though I do know _one_ woman in her 60s - fat, not very attractive, but very kindly and a great homemaker, who did end up marrying a rich old man and inherited his wealth.)

There are the desperate older women who have no home, no savings, and no hope for their future, who find guys who lets them live with them in exchange for doing all the cooking, cleaning, and of course sex, sweetened with a vague promise to remember them in their wills. The women buy into that simply because they haven't any other options (and of course, they're never remembered in the wills).

[quote]Most straight women are gold diggers at heart.

Nope. Most of them would rather have their own money and live on their own, as shown by the high percentage of divorced and widowed women who have no interest in finding another guy. Why should they, when all they get from it is more cooking, cleaning and caregiving?

by Anonymousreply 259June 22, 2022 10:30 PM

Who was it R248? Spill the tea. You are not with him anyways.

by Anonymousreply 260June 23, 2022 12:31 AM

[quote]Nope. Most of them would rather have their own money and live on their own, as shown by the high percentage of divorced and widowed women who have no interest in finding another guy. Why should they, when all they get from it is more cooking, cleaning and caregiving?

LMFAO, you left of the rest of that off. Only AFTER they have taken 50% of the guys wealth through divorce. Most never marry again because if they do they will lose their monthly support payments.

Their own money indeed.

by Anonymousreply 261June 23, 2022 12:35 AM

Had a sugar daddy briefly. No a,pint of money is worth the sucking up. Just like the people who sacrifice happiness to make money in the corporate world, sugar babies sacrifice their lives to money. Different ways of going about it - but at least when you work fo the money, it’s yours and in your bank. Sugar babies can always be cut off. Even at the end.

by Anonymousreply 262June 23, 2022 12:53 AM

Do the math.

34 goes into 79 . . .

by Anonymousreply 263June 23, 2022 1:51 AM

This is true love. So powerful and inspiring ❤️❤️

by Anonymousreply 264June 23, 2022 2:14 AM

Thirty-four?! I WOULD NEVER.

by Anonymousreply 265June 23, 2022 2:18 AM

R248, Monte Carlo, right?

by Anonymousreply 266June 23, 2022 4:10 AM

Edmund Safra fucked you R248? Hopefully you got something out of it!

by Anonymousreply 267June 23, 2022 4:38 AM

Or was it Edouard Stern?

by Anonymousreply 268June 23, 2022 4:44 AM

Some toyboys do really well. According to this book, Lord Beauchamp's last boyfriend was willed all his Australian property, including a Sydney mansion. The previous boyfriend also did well, and ended up living in what is now Bob Geldolf's mansion, although the book doesn't say if he scored anything in the will. I think if sugar daddys are naturally generous, as Beauchamp was, toyboys have nothing to worry about. Unfortunately most rich people do tend to be stingy!

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by Anonymousreply 269June 23, 2022 4:50 AM

R248 has video of his lonely years with his sugar daddy:

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by Anonymousreply 270June 23, 2022 4:50 AM

George Cukor put his gay for pay toy boy thru law school during his life then left him a huge chunk of his estate.

by Anonymousreply 271June 23, 2022 4:56 AM

Geez, Ellen has really let herself go after retiring last month. Porsha looks good with brown hair.

by Anonymousreply 272June 23, 2022 5:12 AM

[quote]Geez, Ellen has really let herself go after retiring last month.

Considering how she looked before she retired, I'm not sure this is something I need to see.

by Anonymousreply 273June 23, 2022 5:14 AM

A very nice fairly wealthy tall hung man a couple years younger than ourself wanted to have us move into his mansia and be 'kept' by him in 2000. Alas, we did not care for Burbank and moved to Europe instead.

by Anonymousreply 274June 23, 2022 5:52 AM

I had a multiple time Academy Award nominee (more than twice my age) interested in my moving into his place in Beverly Hills after I finished college.

I just thought it would be incredibly awkward, as I wasn’t in love with him. I was more idealistic then.

I wonder how that would have gone. My father would have been horrified, for starters[bold] : o

by Anonymousreply 275June 23, 2022 6:02 AM

If you get paid for it when you are younger, you buy it back when you are older. I have actually seen this happen. Kind of sad and pathetic when they realize they are now the troll who is the ugly one. Even worse, they remember how grossed out they were as the twink and they realize that is how they are not looked at by their new paid boy toy. He just wont say it out loud.

by Anonymousreply 276June 23, 2022 6:35 AM

"The Calvin Klein Inc. founder rocked his grey hair in a spiky updo, with the help of gel, while his other half had his chestnut tresses combed to the side to achieve a dashing tousled look." You've got to hand it to the Daily Fail captions; they never disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 277June 23, 2022 7:25 AM

That's why it's known in the UK not as The Daily Fail, but The Daily Hate.

by Anonymousreply 278June 23, 2022 8:03 AM

Édouard Stern was murdered by fish.

Fun fact: The Lady Bunny's aristocratic cousin, "Lady" Colin Campbell, wrote her first novel and Roman à clef about Lily Safra, née Watkins, formerly Cohen, formerly Monteverde, formerly Bendahan. It was scandalous and withdrawn 1 month after its release, the publisher scrambling to destroy all copies.

by Anonymousreply 279June 23, 2022 10:37 AM

[quote]r279 Fun fact: The Lady Bunny's aristocratic cousin, "Lady" Colin Campbell…

I’m never sure if this odd “lady” gossip monger was born male, female, intersex… or what?

They’re kind of the Jamie Lee Curtis of Britain in that sense.

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by Anonymousreply 280June 23, 2022 6:26 PM

Yes - she was born intersex - for real. I believe raised as a boy. A tough old English broad.

by Anonymousreply 281June 23, 2022 6:30 PM

So, sorry to pry, but she had both male and female genitalia? Or none at all?

by Anonymousreply 282June 23, 2022 6:34 PM

^ Ask her ex-husband who divorced her ten minutes after they married. Seems that two tops can't make a go of it 🤔

by Anonymousreply 283June 23, 2022 7:06 PM

Married to a lord for ten minutes = lady for life.

by Anonymousreply 284June 23, 2022 7:17 PM

He can cut off his dick or whatever he was born with, but that's a man baby! No lady.

by Anonymousreply 285June 23, 2022 7:28 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 286June 23, 2022 7:28 PM

Lady Colin is fug.

by Anonymousreply 287June 23, 2022 7:38 PM

How drunk and stupid was the lord that married that beast?

by Anonymousreply 288June 23, 2022 7:47 PM

R288, Lady Colin Campbell was a sought-after model at the time. Lord Colin couldn't keep his eyes off her!

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by Anonymousreply 289June 23, 2022 7:54 PM

MY EYES!!!!! I can't unsee that..

by Anonymousreply 290June 23, 2022 8:13 PM

@r289, Guys often make for the best looking girls 😉

by Anonymousreply 291June 23, 2022 9:20 PM

R291 Well not in this particular case, as it would appear.

by Anonymousreply 292June 23, 2022 9:23 PM

Say what you want, but Calvin Klein is still a hot bitch! His not so young BF should hit the gym.

by Anonymousreply 293June 23, 2022 9:27 PM

Yes R283, if the Cryptkeeper is your standard of beauty.

by Anonymousreply 294June 23, 2022 9:36 PM

Most likely this pic of Klein and Gruber has been photoshopped to make Klein look better. If not, when did things fall apart?

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by Anonymousreply 295June 23, 2022 9:39 PM

R282 She was born with fused labia and raised as a boy, which resulted in her being given testosterone at puberty as she had begun to develop as a female. She's been quite open about this.

by Anonymousreply 296June 23, 2022 9:44 PM

I always felt there was something off about Gruber. I didn't know he was born with a fused labia? So Calvin is predominantly straight leaning bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 297June 23, 2022 9:56 PM

^ R296 was talking about Lady Colin Campbell, not Nick Gruber, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 298June 23, 2022 10:06 PM

[quote] R296 was talking about Lady Colin Campbell, not Nick Gruber, Rose.

R297 knows and was making a very funny joke.

by Anonymousreply 299June 23, 2022 10:08 PM

^ thanks,😉

by Anonymousreply 300June 24, 2022 5:35 AM

This is a Calvin thread, not one about a "woman" with a 6 inch clit and balls.

by Anonymousreply 301June 24, 2022 5:48 AM

Calvin is a straight man with a pudgy younger gay assistant. The long clit was discovered behind Nick Gruber's fused labia. That was why Calvin paid to have her teeth fixed. They are still friends.

by Anonymousreply 302June 24, 2022 5:52 AM

Fused labia my culo.

by Anonymousreply 303June 24, 2022 8:34 AM

Whenever I see "Fused labia " I picture this...

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by Anonymousreply 304June 24, 2022 8:37 AM

I'm sure the Lord wondered why Colin only wanted it up the pooper. Although with that face, he was happy to oblige.

by Anonymousreply 305June 24, 2022 8:41 AM

I'm dying to google "fused labia" but I don't want to see pictures.

by Anonymousreply 306June 24, 2022 10:53 AM

She not only had a fused labia, but with her divorce, a refused labia.

Double whammy.

by Anonymousreply 307June 24, 2022 1:26 PM

Seems like I opened a can of vestigial penises mentioning the Lady.

by Anonymousreply 308June 24, 2022 1:41 PM

Lady Colin Campbell has a very irritating voice.

by Anonymousreply 309June 24, 2022 4:17 PM

Thank heavens they didn’t reproduce. Lord Campbell is no prize either…

by Anonymousreply 310June 24, 2022 4:53 PM

I doubt they could reproduce. I don't think the Lady's plumbing was in working order

by Anonymousreply 311June 24, 2022 5:14 PM

Let’s talk about that for awhile!

by Anonymousreply 312June 24, 2022 6:25 PM

^ Oh, lets not 🙄

by Anonymousreply 313June 24, 2022 6:26 PM

The “lady” Colin Campbell really is unfortunate looking - like someone repeatedly slammed her face in a car door.

Did she ever go on a date again after the husband dumped her worthless, non functional vadge?

by Anonymousreply 314June 25, 2022 1:20 AM

Enough with the chick with the dick please.

by Anonymousreply 315June 25, 2022 1:23 AM

That term can also apply to Calvin, r315.

by Anonymousreply 316June 25, 2022 8:13 PM

Sooo... DOES she have a dick? Or just those silly fused labia?

by Anonymousreply 317June 25, 2022 10:42 PM

I imagine the “lady’s” nether lips were unfused - ie, sliced open.

What they did with the deformed (overgrown?) clit… who knows.

by Anonymousreply 318June 26, 2022 12:31 AM

Calvin Klein still has the round, smooth, perky ass of a young man.

by Anonymousreply 319June 26, 2022 12:42 AM

R319. Yes, you are correct, Mr. Kissinger.

by Anonymousreply 320June 26, 2022 12:46 AM

It's on display at her castle. Only £5 a look.

by Anonymousreply 321June 26, 2022 1:06 AM

R270, THANK YOU I’ve never seen the video!

by Anonymousreply 322June 26, 2022 8:53 AM

[Quote]they remember how grossed out they were as the twink and they realize that is how they are not looked at by their new paid boy toy.

R276 No they don't. If they got paid to be a sugar baby when they were young, then clearly they are used to dysfunctional relationships. They are not looking for love. These old farts are weak, insecure, narcissistic men. They want that young guy on their arm because it feeds their ego. They don't care how the young guy feels. They don't even think about it. It's the same for straight guys who marry the young bimbo trophy wives.

by Anonymousreply 323June 26, 2022 10:28 AM

R258 CK chewed up Nick Gruber and spit him out. The boy fell on hard times after CK dumped him. He ended up a meth addict and a convicted criminal after beating someone up with a frying pan.

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by Anonymousreply 324June 26, 2022 10:39 AM

^ That’s NG??!! He looks completely different.

by Anonymousreply 325June 26, 2022 11:11 AM

Why doesn't Miss G advertise her culo ( her tinymeat being too tiny) for rent on rentmen?

She could be making up to $1000 per day!

Or is she just too lazy to work for a living?

by Anonymousreply 326June 26, 2022 11:18 AM

[quote] They don't care how the young guy feels. They don't even think about it. It's the same for straight guys who marry the young bimbo trophy wives.

That's not entirely true. They believe that, because they have money, they can have it all. A lot of them believe that they are being loved by their boy toys and trophy wives. Call it delusion, but these guys truly believe that money can buy you happiness and love. Until they decide that "love" is overrated and they look for a new shiny (fuck) toy or get the delusion bubble popped by catching their boy toy or trophy wife cheating on them (it's ok for sugar daddy to fuck around, but not for boy toy or trophy wife).

by Anonymousreply 327June 26, 2022 11:20 AM

Gruber should be in jail. Can’t believe that the judge was so lenient!

by Anonymousreply 328June 26, 2022 3:59 PM
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