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Fellow Gays, Please Pray for DL Fave GermanGayGuy! Major Cancer Operation Due on Monday!

Loss of a kidney! Possible blood transfusion! Possible loss of ejaculation! Possible replacement of the vena cava! Possible leg amputation! Possible paraplegia!

by Anonymousreply 73July 10, 2022 6:12 PM

Either you have a weird sense of humor or you’re looking for sympathy from a bunch of bitter queens. Either way, tell us more!

by Anonymousreply 1June 19, 2022 2:25 PM

They just cut a ball off.

by Anonymousreply 2June 19, 2022 2:25 PM

R2 No, it is a retroperineal lymph node dissection. They will also cut out the kidney because it doesnt function anymore. I think this is because the tumor destroyed the ureter, which in turn caused congestion in the kidney for months. Also the tumor puts pressure on the vena cava and it might have to be replaced.

by Anonymousreply 3June 19, 2022 2:33 PM

We suggest reading "Science and Health" by MB Eddy.

It has worked wonders for us.

by Anonymousreply 4June 19, 2022 2:36 PM

R3 yikes, so you were serious. Sorry to hear it. Wishing you a speedy recovery and back to your DL threads. Life gets hard sometimes when it comes to health. Have you got someone to help support you with recovery?

by Anonymousreply 5June 19, 2022 2:45 PM

That is major, GGG. I will pray for you.

by Anonymousreply 6June 19, 2022 2:45 PM

Thank you darlings! The operating doctor has said I won't die, so I will continue posting threads on DL! Happy, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 7June 19, 2022 2:47 PM

Thoughts and prayers! Thoughts and prayers!

by Anonymousreply 8June 19, 2022 2:49 PM

Also, I have been writing with a doctor whose origins lie in a South American country and who lives in Berlin and who said that if I were in Berlin he would go on a date with me! He is also a bear!

by Anonymousreply 9June 19, 2022 2:50 PM

Hope you got some good pain meds. Get well soon!

by Anonymousreply 10June 19, 2022 2:50 PM

Fellow cancer battler here, I’ll send positive thoughts and energy your way GGG, wishing for a fully successful op and speedy recovery.

by Anonymousreply 11June 19, 2022 2:50 PM

Thank you, R10 and R11.

by Anonymousreply 12June 19, 2022 2:54 PM

Good luck, GGG! I hope you don’t die a virgin.

by Anonymousreply 13June 19, 2022 2:54 PM

I am still a virgin! After this whole cancer episode, I intend to go to Kiev, lie down on the Maidan and spread my legs for all those Ukrainian fighters. But only the hot ones! And Zelensky as well :P!

I will also get on Prep and start my summer of love! I want to go to Berlin, Napels, Paris, Southern France and Spain and get myself a lover in each place. I love foreigners!

by Anonymousreply 14June 19, 2022 2:56 PM

🙏

by Anonymousreply 15June 19, 2022 2:56 PM

I’ll go against DL fashion and wish you luck and I will hope and pray for the best for you during this difficult time.

That being said, you most certainly are not a DL fave.

While you’re in the hospital see about getting your head examined

by Anonymousreply 16June 19, 2022 3:08 PM

Good luck and best wishes on a safe recovery.

...and since you came to DL and know our traditions, the only thing left to ask is can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 17June 19, 2022 3:26 PM

I am happy that you will continue posting threads on DL, OP. I hope everything goes right tomorrow, as I said on another thread.

by Anonymousreply 18June 19, 2022 4:40 PM

R16 Speak for yourself, there are many of us who like his threads.

by Anonymousreply 19June 19, 2022 4:44 PM

Best wishes for a successful operation and return to health, GGG!

by Anonymousreply 20June 19, 2022 5:24 PM

May you have a speedy recovery!

But in case you don't, can I have your things?

by Anonymousreply 21June 19, 2022 5:29 PM

Any hope of a misadventure in surgery?

Thrombosis? Embolism? A nice old-fashioned Hemorrhage?

Or one of those "They opened him up and when they saw how far it had spread they just closed him up again" denouements?

Please?

by Anonymousreply 22June 19, 2022 5:36 PM

You can always put that kidney where your heart *ought* to be, GGG.

by Anonymousreply 23June 19, 2022 5:37 PM

We’re all hateful bitches, but we take care of our own. Sending you lots of love, GGG!

by Anonymousreply 24June 19, 2022 5:42 PM

Good luck from an American Gay guy.

by Anonymousreply 25June 19, 2022 6:34 PM

Ok he’s on my prayer list. No joke.

by Anonymousreply 26June 19, 2022 6:45 PM

GGG, do you have any plans for the vena cava if they have to remove it? Maybe have it bronzed?

Best of luck, friend. I hope you feel better soon.

by Anonymousreply 27June 19, 2022 6:45 PM

Gedanken und Gebete.

by Anonymousreply 28June 19, 2022 6:55 PM

Gesundheit, r28.

by Anonymousreply 29June 19, 2022 7:14 PM

R14- In most of those places YOU'RE the foreigner.

by Anonymousreply 30June 19, 2022 7:24 PM

German gay guy, when you will feel better I will take your virginity.

by Anonymousreply 31June 19, 2022 8:44 PM

Thank you very much to everybody here! I will post updates in a few days.

by Anonymousreply 32June 19, 2022 9:48 PM

R31 OMG, who are you? Are you hot, well-endowed, beautiful, rich, sexually experienced but not too old and have an interesting ethnic flavour? I want you!

by Anonymousreply 33June 19, 2022 9:49 PM

O Mutter der Immerwährenden Hilfe!, in deren Armen das Jesuskind selbst eine sichere Zuflucht zu suchen scheint; Da derselbe Gott Ihren Sohn wie eine zärtliche Mutter gemacht hat, halten Sie ihn nah an Ihrer Brust und halten Sie seine Hände mit Ihrer rechten Hand, lassen Sie nicht zu, dass derselbe Jesus, beleidigt durch unsere Fehler, seinen Arm von Ihrem Zorn entlädt Gerechtigkeit in der Welt; Seien Sie unsere mächtige Mediatrix und Fürsprecherin und verhindern Sie, dass Ihre mütterliche Hilfe die Strafen erhält, die wir verdienen. Insbesondere, meine Mutter, gewähre mir die Gnade, die ich von dir erbitte.

by Anonymousreply 34June 19, 2022 9:56 PM

A reminder that

German Gay Guy

is neither

GERMAN

nor

GAY

nor a

GUY.

by Anonymousreply 35June 19, 2022 10:01 PM

R35 He's a she?

by Anonymousreply 36June 19, 2022 10:02 PM

I believe GGG was outed as one of our notorious lady troll's many socks a while back.

by Anonymousreply 37June 19, 2022 10:04 PM

Say it isn't so, Schwüle 😥Ich mage dich.

by Anonymousreply 38June 19, 2022 10:23 PM

G3, you’ve posted some weird shit over the years, but I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here and hoping for a speedy and complete recovery. But if this isn’t true, may your ass prolapse and your kidneys (and vena cava) tumble out onto the pavement and be trampled by Angela Merkel as she’s out jogging.

by Anonymousreply 39June 20, 2022 12:34 AM

Yes, she posted something about wanting to transition and then in one of her replies as OP, accidentally signed it GGG

I'm too lazy to find the thread

by Anonymousreply 40June 20, 2022 12:38 AM

r40 was meant for r37

by Anonymousreply 41June 20, 2022 12:39 AM

[quote] ...and since you came to DL and know our traditions, the only thing left to ask is can I have your stuff?

Especially if you own a German vehicle: BMW, MB, Audi or Porsche.

No VWs - like the Jews, they don’t count!

by Anonymousreply 42June 20, 2022 12:54 AM

GGG is a made-up persona and you're all fools for falling for it.

Are you all new or something? GGG has been doing this unfunny shit for years.

by Anonymousreply 43June 20, 2022 1:03 AM

I will not believe that GGG is a troll. I hope you get well soon, GGG.

-Colonel Pharfrumpupin

by Anonymousreply 44June 20, 2022 1:22 AM

Best wishes to everyone ill!

by Anonymousreply 45June 20, 2022 1:44 AM

R42 Sod off with your Jew hatred, you pustule on humanity. You're not even funny, just a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 46June 20, 2022 1:59 AM

How are you, GGG? Hope everything went well and you're not having any problems from the surgery. Let us know when you can. Take care.

by Anonymousreply 47June 25, 2022 3:41 PM

All the best, GGG.

by Anonymousreply 48June 25, 2022 5:08 PM

Yes, let us know GGG. We are waiting.

by Anonymousreply 49June 25, 2022 5:11 PM

Pray to whom or what exactly?

I’m not going to pray to a non existent entity, however, I wish GGG the best possible outcome, and will be thinking of him in the following days.

Please keep us posted on his post op recovery.

Best of luck to you, GGG. Cancer is a cunt, and we all want to see you pull through this.

by Anonymousreply 50June 25, 2022 5:22 PM

[quote]Possible paraplegia!

GGG, there's nothing wrong with being a paralegal. Not everyone has the smarts, or more often the financial resources, to become an attorney. It's a respectable way to make a decent living.

by Anonymousreply 51June 25, 2022 7:05 PM

^^^ There's also nothing wrong with being dyslexic.

by Anonymousreply 52June 25, 2022 7:17 PM

I'm sure Dr. Mengele will take good care of you.

by Anonymousreply 53June 25, 2022 7:19 PM

Wishing GGG all the best.

by Anonymousreply 54June 25, 2022 7:38 PM

Is it still breathing?

by Anonymousreply 55June 25, 2022 7:41 PM

[quote]There's also nothing wrong with being dyslexic.

Su dyslexics must UNTIE!!

by Anonymousreply 56June 25, 2022 11:26 PM

Hope everything goes well and rest up and get well soon.

by Anonymousreply 57June 25, 2022 11:41 PM

Hi, thank you guys! I am still alive and have stayed in a more than 24 hour coma and endured two operations. I have been moved from the icu to an inbetween section on Wednesday, and today have been moved to the normal patient area. I also met a cute and rather buff Turkish doctor, and have checked out his name and face from his card he wore. Hopefully he will accept my instagram invite. The nurses are all very nice. There was also one guy who was as tall as me. He also saw my butt. Sometimes you want to make friends with them, but it is all temporary.

I had to shit and pee in bedpans, but I am doing fine now.

Around twice a day, I have strong feelings of restlessness and I feel stir-crazy.

by Anonymousreply 58June 26, 2022 3:56 PM

Glad to hear you’re still with us GGG—and still cruising guys after having been in a coma for a day, I take off my hat to you, sir! get we’ll soon!

by Anonymousreply 59June 26, 2022 4:10 PM

Get WELL soon, even!

by Anonymousreply 60June 26, 2022 4:11 PM

Sending love to you 3G.

by Anonymousreply 61June 26, 2022 4:31 PM

That list of possibilities is possibly the most possibles I have seen.

by Anonymousreply 62June 26, 2022 4:34 PM

[quote] and today have been moved to the normal patient area.

But do they know you’re not normal?

by Anonymousreply 63June 26, 2022 4:52 PM

GGG, happy to hear from you.

by Anonymousreply 64June 26, 2022 5:07 PM

Hang in there GGG. Wishing you a return to good health.

by Anonymousreply 65June 26, 2022 5:11 PM

Good energy to you and your care team, GGG.

by Anonymousreply 66June 26, 2022 5:44 PM

Thanks, darlings!

by Anonymousreply 67June 27, 2022 9:27 AM

Glad to hear things are looking more positive GGG. Keep us updated. x

by Anonymousreply 68June 27, 2022 9:18 PM

Did they remove one of your testicles, GGG?

by Anonymousreply 69June 27, 2022 10:56 PM

How are you doing GGG?

by Anonymousreply 70July 9, 2022 2:17 AM

^Still breathing it seems.

Pity.

by Anonymousreply 71July 9, 2022 2:34 AM

Made a new post.

by Anonymousreply 72July 10, 2022 6:11 PM

Is that a euphemism?

by Anonymousreply 73July 10, 2022 6:12 PM
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