My man took me out to brunch today!

Op is a fat whore . She just had an overnight session with an escort. That was the brunch she had with the escort

That's funny, OP, because your man also took me out to brunch today, and said how embarrassed he was by your choice of chicken and waffles.

The chicken and waffles pictured look fabulous. I'm doing a healtghy kcik today becayse it's Pride Fest in Chicago (street festival for Pride) so I need to be tank top ready.

3 scrambled eggs and 2 glasses of water. - Breakfast.

House Salad with Avacado and Lime dressing with backed Chicken Breast for lunch.

Fruit and Protein Smoothie as a second meal to fill me up.

I like to go out on Sundays so will have Waffles tomorrow!!!!!

I ate a reasonable, healthy lunch. Sorry about you, OP

[quote]What did you eat today?

My husband’s cum.

If I took out someone who used the word "delush," I'd break up with him immediately and leave him to pay the bill.

^^ meant "delish" - but imagining OP was drunk.

Well, my man don't love me, treats me awful mean.

He don't even treat me at the Automat.

I hope rimming is not in the near future for your sloppy Hole

OP, just one Mimosa?! Gurl, you know you went for the bottomless option, so fess up.

A shot of his brunch. Yum!!!

😊

I'm eating my breakfast of Avacado Toast while reading today's DL posts. Made the spread myself yesterday.

Avocado, people, with an o.

I ate eggs and ass

Not greasy, fatty shit like you did. Oh that's right, you neither have a man or had brunch. I keep forgetting the OP is delusional.

[quote] but imagining OP was drunk.

What'sh wrong wish shaying delish? Itsh shimply fabulush.

At the same time.

[quote]What did you eat today?

Actually, I lost my appetite at your Fat-Frau-Adjacent thread and still haven't gotten it back yet.

"I don't like X but I got X and it was nummy-nums and my man wives my fat ass," etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam (literally), proudly displaying an apparent photo of crusted dog puke.

I also had chicken and waffles, but it was at a Juneteenth event so I assume mine were better than yours.

I had one hard boiled egg, three cups of coffee and I am still fat. Sigh.

The chicken I get. The waffles I get. I get putting the chicken and the waffles together. Sounds great actually.

I just don't understand how the maple syrup fits in.

A client who brought your gift or took you to dinner is not "your man", stay professional! 👌

You have never had waffles with syrup and a side of bacon R21?

Same thing, it's that salty/sweet deal.

R20 did you conveniently forget to mention you also asked for a jug of heavy cream for your 3 cups?

OP and his bottomless Gravy Boat.

MMMM Brunch, Eggs Benedict, hollandaise sauce... Oh wait, I am drifting.

God, I miss brunch.

I had grilled salmon and stir-fried broccoli atop a bed of quinoa, and an apple for dessert. Yes, some of us gays do have self-control when it comes to food.

I thought the brunch tradition died out 2 decades ago. No one ever talks about going out to brunch anymore. Very few restaurants offer a true Sunday brunch. I am not tearing it down, I loved going to brunch, so much food, so much fun socializing without the pretense of someones birthday or holiday.

Your friends all got the AIDS, r29?

[quote]Yes, some of us gays do have self-control when it comes to food.

I would rather starve if that is your idea of brunch. Fuck, just give me a glass of water, about just as appetizing.

No, that's out of left field R30.

OP, did he buy you that after he mocked your puny cocklet, surrounded by your mountainous gunt?

I once talked to a guy in a gay bar who told me he was into real men...not into "Faggaty Brunch" 🙄

r31=unfuckable fatty. At least she doesn't need to worry about contracting monkey pox.

R29 walk by any diner or regular restaurant on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Tons of brunches going on.

Waffles count as dessert in this house.

R36, no there aren’t. Stop lying.

Nice! Can I be a 3rd wheel the next time you go?

4th, 5th, and 6th too counting your mobility scooter.

[quote]walk by any diner....

Um those have kind of disappeared from the landscape decades ago too. Where do you live? New Jersey?

Besides, who goes to a Diner for brunch? That's not what traditional brunches were about. They are usually big affairs in large fancy hotels where people dressed up and ice sculptures were the centerpiece of fancy food displays. Not Denny's plastic menu with a Moons over my Hammy special.

I swear, the level of pathetic this person is blows my mind. I feel so sorry for your family r41 r38

OP doesn’t just type fat, op types obese with diabetes.

OP, that was your waiter. Not a beau bringing you food.

Wow, what a bunch of assholes responding.

DL had become a cesspool of bitterness and nastiness.

R45 If you see OP's other non-stop posts you'd know why

Haven't had dinner yet, yesterday I made tomato soup with vegetables and Sobu noodles. I'm a great cook, I enjoy trying new things, different and unusual food combos, which usually end up being quite delicious.

The fried clams basket with french fries. A little pricey but worth it!

The cunts are out today, my god, talk about pointless bitchery. I had my cheat day today and had a sausage McMuffin from McDonalds and an unsweetened iced-tea. No lunch Dinner will be orange, oil cured olives, arugula salad with olive oil, apple cider vinegar and lots of s and p. delish. I love chicken and waffles b/t/w OP.

OP you can use the chicken leg bone as a butt plug after. You might need it to plug 🔌 up the Hershey squirts.

It would smell like a session at the Day's Inn on MLK Blvd.

I wouldn't be caught dead eating that garbage. My arteries are hardening just reading this thread. I just cannot identify with the poor eating habits of so many people. I freak out when I have to settle for white rice sushi over brown rice, or mashed white potatoes over sweet potatoes. I know I would have a complete meltdown if I were forced to eat that awful stuff (I won't even call it "food") that the OP ate.

OP, does your man ever take you anywhere else? Like the movies or the park or a museum? It seems like you might be settling. This guy sounds like he only wants to eat with you.

[quote] I freak out when I have to settle for white rice sushi over brown rice, or mashed white potatoes over sweet potatoes.

Total masculine energy R52

Who demands brown rice for authentic sushi restaurant will do that. This ain’t Hole Foods.

My man took me out to brunch today. Due to inflation, we had to opt for McD's drive thru. Got McChicken sandwich. My man got down on his knees, which was awkward because the drive thu window people (and the houseless guy) saw him go down. Then he popped the question. The waffle question. To my surprise, my man had brought Eggos from home and wanted to know if I wanted one placed on my sandwich. My man is so in tune, it's kismet.

Sure he did, OP (AKA Seacow). And his name is George Glass.

If you really had a man who is so wonderful, you wouldn't be posting endless threads about the TikTok thots and Instagram hos you are obsessed with. Your feeder boyfriend would be enough to distract you and your stomach.

Listen up, or this bitch will sue you.

Oh, my man, I love him so, he'll never know

All my life is just despair, but I don't care

When he takes me in his arms

The world is bright, all right...

Who would want a man whose idea of a good time is to take his bf to some chicken and waffle joint, probably on the "bad side" of town? You both sound like real winners...and morbidly obese. You two unfuckable losers deserve each other.

You lost me at "delish"

But found me again at "mimosa"

What kind of restaurants on “the wrong side of town” are there? And they serve rosemary waffles with fresh chicken?

Since I quit drinking in December, my friend and I have gone out a few times a month to try new restaurants & specifically (non-fast food) burgers. Tonight it was my turn to pay, and did so happily. But ye gods, the burger & fries were AWFUL. I HATED to pay the check on a meal I didn't enjoy, but of course, I did so.

The burger was overcooked (I prefer mine cooked no further than medium, which most non-fast food joints will accomodate), and flavorless. The fries had been frozen (like the beef), and were soggy as hell. We won't be going back.

And I see the appeal of chicken & waffles in regard to flavor, and appreciate the culture where it originated, but that's way too many carbs for me, even as an ex fat whore, and current fat whore at heart. I've always felt that way. I'd have to take the chicken and leave the waffles. I couldn't eat a meal that carb-heavy. HOWEVER...the OP isn't the only one who enjoys that dish. So, to each their own.

Another look at my wonderful brunch, before I received my syrup.

What is the side?

Seacow. Ed.win when will you update your relationship status on facebook?? It still says single. You like showing off so what is up with that , big gurl?

What we said about OP

Why does this gynecomastia victim post 30x a day, every time he farts out a thought about whatever "bops" he likes or some hideously fug man he calls a "king?"

R67 It’s more like 300 times a day.. Ed.win Mont.anez Jr starts 90 percent of the threads on datalounge. She’s the queen of the manatees.

I can imagine that OP is on every heart med ever authorized by the FDA, not to mention some black market meds from Mexico.

R19 is the insufferable “insider” of every friend group.

R63, is that chicken strips? Did you order from the kids menu?

OP gets the bulk rate on EKGs when he goes to his doctor.

r70, thank you for catching my vibe.

R49 - The cunts are out today, my god, talk about pointless bitchery.

Oh honey, are you lost? Let me get you a bus map.

OP - Was this your second or third serving?

Granola and black coffee, pretty much the same every day.

One doesn't have to be fat unless one wants to be. And just remember, hot mascbro jocks DO NOT like fatties. As the saying goes, guuurls with big bellies only attract nellies.

Coffee and an almond butter chocolate pastry.

I took myself to the kitchen today and made crab cakes, served with( fresh from the garden) red leaf lettuce and egg OE. I thought important thoughts about my relationships with important people, to maintain the character of my participation here.

OP, your poops must be horrendous

OP, if your man truly loved you, he would have you join a gym and consult with a nutritionist, not feed you artery-clogging food. Can you not see that?

Did you have watermelon for dessert OP?

About to spend a fortune on the fattiest of Indian and watch Man of La Mancha.

Dips, spreads, meat, chicken, fish, creamy sauces, naan, the works!

Come, feast at my table!

No bites.

y'all some

GOLDEN CORRAL

BASIC

ASS

BITCHES

I made tandoori chicken with a kale and pea side dish, and salad.

McDonald’s Spicy McChicken Sandwich times 6 for brunch today. Delish

The Spicy McChicken hasn’t been around NYC for about 3 years now r86. I miss it.

I made homemade pizza dough with three leftover portions to be used at my discretion over the next few weeks.

[quote]I freak out when I have to settle for white rice sushi over brown rice, or mashed white potatoes over sweet potatoes. I know I would have a complete meltdown

Guess who's not coming to dinner.

OP reminds me of that guy who was on DL a month or so ago complaining he had to use a whole roll of toilet paper each time he took a dump because he could not get clean.

R90 Google Ed.win Mont.anez Jr. to see OP, the first link is his facebook. Does that look like someone that needs the entire roll or just a few squares of tp?

seacow / gynecomastia poster boy

All of that stalking finally paid off.

I ate chicken nuggets at lunchtime, and Indian takeout at dinnertime. And some candy.

I think I might die soon.

It's not a good brunch unless you are with a couple loads of your man's cum up your ass.

[quote] What did you eat today?

The leftover vomit in my mouth from last night. Always mix, always worry.

Oh, now I get it. My man.

.,.,

Dont listen to them OP. Most of the DL bitches are just bitter they cant find their own man. Actual footage of them when not on the DL:

Link to OP's follow up thread on Sunday dinner

R99 - Oh honey, you know that OP neither has a man or was gifted any kind of meal, right? Oh wait, what am I thinking? R99 is the OP.