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My man took me out to brunch today!

I am so happy he took me out!!! I got the chicken and waffles (something I tend to not like) and it was surprisingly delish! I also had a mimosa.

I feel so lucky.

What did you eat today?

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by Anonymousreply 101June 23, 2022 11:16 AM

Op is a fat whore . She just had an overnight session with an escort. That was the brunch she had with the escort

by Anonymousreply 1June 18, 2022 5:50 PM

That's funny, OP, because your man also took me out to brunch today, and said how embarrassed he was by your choice of chicken and waffles.

by Anonymousreply 2June 18, 2022 5:51 PM

The chicken and waffles pictured look fabulous. I'm doing a healtghy kcik today becayse it's Pride Fest in Chicago (street festival for Pride) so I need to be tank top ready.

3 scrambled eggs and 2 glasses of water. - Breakfast.

House Salad with Avacado and Lime dressing with backed Chicken Breast for lunch.

Fruit and Protein Smoothie as a second meal to fill me up.

I like to go out on Sundays so will have Waffles tomorrow!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3June 18, 2022 5:52 PM

I ate a reasonable, healthy lunch. Sorry about you, OP

by Anonymousreply 4June 18, 2022 5:52 PM

[quote]What did you eat today?

My husband’s cum.

by Anonymousreply 5June 18, 2022 5:53 PM

If I took out someone who used the word "delush," I'd break up with him immediately and leave him to pay the bill.

by Anonymousreply 6June 18, 2022 5:53 PM

^^ meant "delish" - but imagining OP was drunk.

by Anonymousreply 7June 18, 2022 5:54 PM

Well, my man don't love me, treats me awful mean.

He don't even treat me at the Automat.

by Anonymousreply 8June 18, 2022 5:55 PM

I hope rimming is not in the near future for your sloppy Hole

by Anonymousreply 9June 18, 2022 5:58 PM

OP, just one Mimosa?! Gurl, you know you went for the bottomless option, so fess up.

by Anonymousreply 10June 18, 2022 6:00 PM

A shot of his brunch. Yum!!!


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by Anonymousreply 11June 18, 2022 6:04 PM

I'm eating my breakfast of Avacado Toast while reading today's DL posts. Made the spread myself yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 12June 18, 2022 6:25 PM

Avocado, people, with an o.

by Anonymousreply 13June 18, 2022 6:31 PM

I ate eggs and ass

by Anonymousreply 14June 18, 2022 6:34 PM

Not greasy, fatty shit like you did. Oh that's right, you neither have a man or had brunch. I keep forgetting the OP is delusional.

by Anonymousreply 15June 18, 2022 6:39 PM

[quote] but imagining OP was drunk.

What'sh wrong wish shaying delish? Itsh shimply fabulush.

by Anonymousreply 16June 18, 2022 6:44 PM

At the same time.

by Anonymousreply 17June 18, 2022 6:47 PM

[quote]What did you eat today?

Actually, I lost my appetite at your Fat-Frau-Adjacent thread and still haven't gotten it back yet.

"I don't like X but I got X and it was nummy-nums and my man wives my fat ass," etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam (literally), proudly displaying an apparent photo of crusted dog puke.

by Anonymousreply 18June 18, 2022 6:52 PM

I also had chicken and waffles, but it was at a Juneteenth event so I assume mine were better than yours.

by Anonymousreply 19June 18, 2022 7:14 PM

I had one hard boiled egg, three cups of coffee and I am still fat. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 20June 18, 2022 7:19 PM

The chicken I get. The waffles I get. I get putting the chicken and the waffles together. Sounds great actually.

I just don't understand how the maple syrup fits in.

by Anonymousreply 21June 18, 2022 7:24 PM

A client who brought your gift or took you to dinner is not "your man", stay professional! 👌

by Anonymousreply 22June 18, 2022 7:28 PM

You have never had waffles with syrup and a side of bacon R21?

Same thing, it's that salty/sweet deal.

by Anonymousreply 23June 18, 2022 7:38 PM

R20 did you conveniently forget to mention you also asked for a jug of heavy cream for your 3 cups?

by Anonymousreply 24June 18, 2022 7:38 PM

OP and his bottomless Gravy Boat.

by Anonymousreply 25June 18, 2022 7:50 PM

MMMM Brunch, Eggs Benedict, hollandaise sauce... Oh wait, I am drifting.

by Anonymousreply 26June 18, 2022 7:54 PM

God, I miss brunch.

by Anonymousreply 27June 18, 2022 8:02 PM

I had grilled salmon and stir-fried broccoli atop a bed of quinoa, and an apple for dessert. Yes, some of us gays do have self-control when it comes to food.

by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2022 8:12 PM

I thought the brunch tradition died out 2 decades ago. No one ever talks about going out to brunch anymore. Very few restaurants offer a true Sunday brunch. I am not tearing it down, I loved going to brunch, so much food, so much fun socializing without the pretense of someones birthday or holiday.

by Anonymousreply 29June 18, 2022 8:13 PM

Your friends all got the AIDS, r29?

by Anonymousreply 30June 18, 2022 8:15 PM

[quote]Yes, some of us gays do have self-control when it comes to food.

I would rather starve if that is your idea of brunch. Fuck, just give me a glass of water, about just as appetizing.

by Anonymousreply 31June 18, 2022 8:15 PM

No, that's out of left field R30.

by Anonymousreply 32June 18, 2022 8:17 PM

OP, did he buy you that after he mocked your puny cocklet, surrounded by your mountainous gunt?

by Anonymousreply 33June 18, 2022 8:17 PM

I once talked to a guy in a gay bar who told me he was into real men...not into "Faggaty Brunch" 🙄

by Anonymousreply 34June 18, 2022 8:18 PM

r31=unfuckable fatty. At least she doesn't need to worry about contracting monkey pox.

by Anonymousreply 35June 18, 2022 8:19 PM

R29 walk by any diner or regular restaurant on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Tons of brunches going on.

by Anonymousreply 36June 18, 2022 8:19 PM

Waffles count as dessert in this house.

by Anonymousreply 37June 18, 2022 8:23 PM

R36, no there aren’t. Stop lying.

by Anonymousreply 38June 18, 2022 8:25 PM

Nice! Can I be a 3rd wheel the next time you go?

by Anonymousreply 39June 18, 2022 8:25 PM

4th, 5th, and 6th too counting your mobility scooter.

by Anonymousreply 40June 18, 2022 8:29 PM

[quote]walk by any diner....

Um those have kind of disappeared from the landscape decades ago too. Where do you live? New Jersey?

Besides, who goes to a Diner for brunch? That's not what traditional brunches were about. They are usually big affairs in large fancy hotels where people dressed up and ice sculptures were the centerpiece of fancy food displays. Not Denny's plastic menu with a Moons over my Hammy special.

by Anonymousreply 41June 18, 2022 8:30 PM

I swear, the level of pathetic this person is blows my mind. I feel so sorry for your family r41 r38

by Anonymousreply 42June 18, 2022 8:32 PM

OP doesn’t just type fat, op types obese with diabetes.

by Anonymousreply 43June 18, 2022 8:32 PM

OP, that was your waiter. Not a beau bringing you food.

by Anonymousreply 44June 18, 2022 8:37 PM

Wow, what a bunch of assholes responding.

DL had become a cesspool of bitterness and nastiness.

by Anonymousreply 45June 18, 2022 8:41 PM

R45 If you see OP's other non-stop posts you'd know why

by Anonymousreply 46June 18, 2022 8:42 PM

Haven't had dinner yet, yesterday I made tomato soup with vegetables and Sobu noodles. I'm a great cook, I enjoy trying new things, different and unusual food combos, which usually end up being quite delicious.

by Anonymousreply 47June 18, 2022 8:44 PM

The fried clams basket with french fries. A little pricey but worth it!

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by Anonymousreply 48June 18, 2022 8:50 PM

The cunts are out today, my god, talk about pointless bitchery. I had my cheat day today and had a sausage McMuffin from McDonalds and an unsweetened iced-tea. No lunch Dinner will be orange, oil cured olives, arugula salad with olive oil, apple cider vinegar and lots of s and p. delish. I love chicken and waffles b/t/w OP.

by Anonymousreply 49June 18, 2022 9:19 PM

OP you can use the chicken leg bone as a butt plug after. You might need it to plug 🔌 up the Hershey squirts.

by Anonymousreply 50June 18, 2022 9:36 PM

It would smell like a session at the Day's Inn on MLK Blvd.

by Anonymousreply 51June 18, 2022 9:38 PM

I wouldn't be caught dead eating that garbage. My arteries are hardening just reading this thread. I just cannot identify with the poor eating habits of so many people. I freak out when I have to settle for white rice sushi over brown rice, or mashed white potatoes over sweet potatoes. I know I would have a complete meltdown if I were forced to eat that awful stuff (I won't even call it "food") that the OP ate.

by Anonymousreply 52June 18, 2022 9:47 PM

OP, does your man ever take you anywhere else? Like the movies or the park or a museum? It seems like you might be settling. This guy sounds like he only wants to eat with you.

by Anonymousreply 53June 18, 2022 9:50 PM

[quote] I freak out when I have to settle for white rice sushi over brown rice, or mashed white potatoes over sweet potatoes.

Total masculine energy R52

by Anonymousreply 54June 18, 2022 9:57 PM

Who demands brown rice for authentic sushi restaurant will do that. This ain’t Hole Foods.

by Anonymousreply 55June 19, 2022 3:20 AM

My man took me out to brunch today. Due to inflation, we had to opt for McD's drive thru. Got McChicken sandwich. My man got down on his knees, which was awkward because the drive thu window people (and the houseless guy) saw him go down. Then he popped the question. The waffle question. To my surprise, my man had brought Eggos from home and wanted to know if I wanted one placed on my sandwich. My man is so in tune, it's kismet.

by Anonymousreply 56June 19, 2022 3:50 AM

Sure he did, OP (AKA Seacow). And his name is George Glass.

If you really had a man who is so wonderful, you wouldn't be posting endless threads about the TikTok thots and Instagram hos you are obsessed with. Your feeder boyfriend would be enough to distract you and your stomach.

by Anonymousreply 57June 19, 2022 3:51 AM

Listen up, or this bitch will sue you.

Oh, my man, I love him so, he'll never know

All my life is just despair, but I don't care

When he takes me in his arms

The world is bright, all right...

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by Anonymousreply 58June 19, 2022 3:53 AM

Who would want a man whose idea of a good time is to take his bf to some chicken and waffle joint, probably on the "bad side" of town? You both sound like real winners...and morbidly obese. You two unfuckable losers deserve each other.

by Anonymousreply 59June 19, 2022 3:57 AM

You lost me at "delish"

But found me again at "mimosa"

by Anonymousreply 60June 19, 2022 3:59 AM

What kind of restaurants on “the wrong side of town” are there? And they serve rosemary waffles with fresh chicken?

by Anonymousreply 61June 19, 2022 4:03 AM

Since I quit drinking in December, my friend and I have gone out a few times a month to try new restaurants & specifically (non-fast food) burgers. Tonight it was my turn to pay, and did so happily. But ye gods, the burger & fries were AWFUL. I HATED to pay the check on a meal I didn't enjoy, but of course, I did so.

The burger was overcooked (I prefer mine cooked no further than medium, which most non-fast food joints will accomodate), and flavorless. The fries had been frozen (like the beef), and were soggy as hell. We won't be going back.

And I see the appeal of chicken & waffles in regard to flavor, and appreciate the culture where it originated, but that's way too many carbs for me, even as an ex fat whore, and current fat whore at heart. I've always felt that way. I'd have to take the chicken and leave the waffles. I couldn't eat a meal that carb-heavy. HOWEVER...the OP isn't the only one who enjoys that dish. So, to each their own.

by Anonymousreply 62June 19, 2022 4:05 AM

Another look at my wonderful brunch, before I received my syrup.

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by Anonymousreply 63June 19, 2022 4:05 AM

What is the side?

by Anonymousreply 64June 19, 2022 4:07 AM

Seacow. Ed.win when will you update your relationship status on facebook?? It still says single. You like showing off so what is up with that , big gurl?

by Anonymousreply 65June 19, 2022 4:12 AM

What we said about OP

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by Anonymousreply 66June 19, 2022 4:17 AM

Why does this gynecomastia victim post 30x a day, every time he farts out a thought about whatever "bops" he likes or some hideously fug man he calls a "king?"

by Anonymousreply 67June 19, 2022 4:18 AM

R67 It’s more like 300 times a day.. Ed.win Mont.anez Jr starts 90 percent of the threads on datalounge. She’s the queen of the manatees.

by Anonymousreply 68June 19, 2022 4:20 AM

I can imagine that OP is on every heart med ever authorized by the FDA, not to mention some black market meds from Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 69June 19, 2022 4:21 AM

R19 is the insufferable “insider” of every friend group.

by Anonymousreply 70June 19, 2022 4:21 AM

R63, is that chicken strips? Did you order from the kids menu?

by Anonymousreply 71June 19, 2022 4:54 AM

OP gets the bulk rate on EKGs when he goes to his doctor.

by Anonymousreply 72June 19, 2022 11:39 AM

r70, thank you for catching my vibe.

by Anonymousreply 73June 19, 2022 12:37 PM

R49 - The cunts are out today, my god, talk about pointless bitchery.

Oh honey, are you lost? Let me get you a bus map.

by Anonymousreply 74June 19, 2022 1:20 PM

OP - Was this your second or third serving?

by Anonymousreply 75June 19, 2022 1:21 PM

Granola and black coffee, pretty much the same every day.

by Anonymousreply 76June 19, 2022 1:24 PM

One doesn't have to be fat unless one wants to be. And just remember, hot mascbro jocks DO NOT like fatties. As the saying goes, guuurls with big bellies only attract nellies.

by Anonymousreply 77June 19, 2022 1:31 PM

Coffee and an almond butter chocolate pastry.

by Anonymousreply 78June 19, 2022 2:06 PM

I took myself to the kitchen today and made crab cakes, served with( fresh from the garden) red leaf lettuce and egg OE. I thought important thoughts about my relationships with important people, to maintain the character of my participation here.

by Anonymousreply 79June 19, 2022 3:12 PM

OP, your poops must be horrendous

by Anonymousreply 80June 19, 2022 3:30 PM

OP, if your man truly loved you, he would have you join a gym and consult with a nutritionist, not feed you artery-clogging food. Can you not see that?

by Anonymousreply 81June 19, 2022 3:36 PM

Did you have watermelon for dessert OP?

by Anonymousreply 82June 19, 2022 5:22 PM

About to spend a fortune on the fattiest of Indian and watch Man of La Mancha.

Dips, spreads, meat, chicken, fish, creamy sauces, naan, the works!

Come, feast at my table!

No bites.

by Anonymousreply 83June 19, 2022 7:28 PM

y'all some





by Anonymousreply 84June 19, 2022 8:32 PM

I made tandoori chicken with a kale and pea side dish, and salad.

by Anonymousreply 85June 19, 2022 8:35 PM

McDonald’s Spicy McChicken Sandwich times 6 for brunch today. Delish

by Anonymousreply 86June 19, 2022 8:43 PM

The Spicy McChicken hasn’t been around NYC for about 3 years now r86. I miss it.

by Anonymousreply 87June 19, 2022 8:44 PM

I made homemade pizza dough with three leftover portions to be used at my discretion over the next few weeks.

by Anonymousreply 88June 19, 2022 8:45 PM

[quote]I freak out when I have to settle for white rice sushi over brown rice, or mashed white potatoes over sweet potatoes. I know I would have a complete meltdown

Guess who's not coming to dinner.

by Anonymousreply 89June 19, 2022 9:11 PM

OP reminds me of that guy who was on DL a month or so ago complaining he had to use a whole roll of toilet paper each time he took a dump because he could not get clean.

by Anonymousreply 90June 19, 2022 9:22 PM

R90 Google Ed.win Mont.anez Jr. to see OP, the first link is his facebook. Does that look like someone that needs the entire roll or just a few squares of tp?

by Anonymousreply 91June 19, 2022 10:55 PM

seacow / gynecomastia poster boy

by Anonymousreply 92June 19, 2022 10:56 PM

All of that stalking finally paid off.

by Anonymousreply 93June 19, 2022 11:02 PM

I ate chicken nuggets at lunchtime, and Indian takeout at dinnertime. And some candy.

I think I might die soon.

by Anonymousreply 94June 19, 2022 11:04 PM

It's not a good brunch unless you are with a couple loads of your man's cum up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 95June 19, 2022 11:13 PM

[quote] What did you eat today?

The leftover vomit in my mouth from last night. Always mix, always worry.

by Anonymousreply 96June 19, 2022 11:59 PM

Oh, now I get it. My man.

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by Anonymousreply 97June 23, 2022 3:30 AM


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by Anonymousreply 98June 23, 2022 3:32 AM

Dont listen to them OP. Most of the DL bitches are just bitter they cant find their own man. Actual footage of them when not on the DL:

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by Anonymousreply 99June 23, 2022 4:45 AM

Link to OP's follow up thread on Sunday dinner

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by Anonymousreply 100June 23, 2022 5:48 AM

R99 - Oh honey, you know that OP neither has a man or was gifted any kind of meal, right? Oh wait, what am I thinking? R99 is the OP.

by Anonymousreply 101June 23, 2022 11:16 AM
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