I bought a house and need a regular handyman. I want to hire a hot buff dude, but Angie’s List and Thumbtack handymen for hire don’t usually have full body pics. More than one person has suggested patrolling the lots of Home Depot and Lowes for hotties looking for work. I thought of just asking new folks on Nextdoor App if they can recommend a handyman that is hot and hunky.
Hot Handymen and Contractor
|by Anonymous||reply 30||June 22, 2022 2:25 PM|
You watch too much porn, OP. I suppose a fatty like you needs some sexual outlet.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||June 18, 2022 6:32 PM|
Oh honey, no one believes you bought a house.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||June 18, 2022 6:34 PM|
I remember back in the 90s that there were ads in the local Chicago gay paper for cleaning guys that would do it shirtless. But I always assumed they weren't really cleaning.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||June 18, 2022 6:46 PM|
R3, I doubt they were hot or my type. The ones I’ve seen haven’t been my type
|by Anonymous||reply 4||June 18, 2022 6:49 PM|
All you do is go into a dark go-go bar and ask if anyone does carpentry drag.
Then, buy a pile of wood, some tractor tires, a jumpsuit, and some black greasepaint.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||June 18, 2022 7:11 PM|
There used to be a "Pink Pages" publication where I live - yes I am old enough to understand the Yellow Pages reference.
All of the advertisers were gay businesses and yes, there were gay landscapers, gay contractors, gay handymen. Of course, some companies were simply gay-owned (not all employees were gay), others were gay, gay, gay.
Doubt Pink Pages exists now... it would have to include the T, the b, the Q, the BLT with mayo on wheat.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||June 18, 2022 7:28 PM|
OP, maybe just jerk off, or (more of a challenge) find a reasonably hot guy to have sex with. Craigslist is gone, but there's now one called DoubleList, which is kind of lame compared with the old Craigslist. I did just see an ad on DoubleList, though, posted by a guy who will come to your house and wash your car wearing only a thong. But he says he's 60!, so I don't know.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||June 18, 2022 7:37 PM|
Whoever you end up hiring, they might sue for sexual harassment.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||June 18, 2022 8:20 PM|
I would just like a contractor that shows up and finishes the job.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||June 18, 2022 9:02 PM|
The Home Depot parking lot has some hot buff Latin men waiting to find a job
|by Anonymous||reply 10||June 18, 2022 10:01 PM|
Also, post ad for handyman at gyms and black barber shots. Talk about hotties
|by Anonymous||reply 11||June 18, 2022 10:33 PM|
Some handymen advertise their hunkiness
|by Anonymous||reply 12||June 18, 2022 10:39 PM|
The gym is a great place to seek hot help
|by Anonymous||reply 13||June 19, 2022 1:01 PM|
R12 - Those are whores, darling. Simply cash-only whores.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||June 19, 2022 1:29 PM|
R6 - I remember the pink pages! I wish there was a better organized marketing promoting gay-owned business for gay clients to use. I'd rather spend my money on a gay plumber, landscaper, attorney, or doctor if I had the choice. And no, it has nothing to do with sexual fantasies, it's about supporting our own.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||June 19, 2022 1:32 PM|
Check nifty.org. That's where those type of hunky handymen hang out.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||June 19, 2022 1:56 PM|
Maybe Facebook, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||June 19, 2022 1:58 PM|
R12 to me that would suck the fun/sexiness right out of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||June 19, 2022 1:59 PM|
R10 what part of the parking lot do they congregate in?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||June 19, 2022 2:00 PM|
R9 - I’d add to that, “and who knows what they’re doing”.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||June 19, 2022 2:01 PM|
Why r18? People hire movers who market themselves as “hunks” all the time
|by Anonymous||reply 21||June 19, 2022 2:32 PM|
R19, usually at the edge of the parking lot
|by Anonymous||reply 22||June 19, 2022 2:33 PM|
R1 covered it. OP is sad and fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||June 19, 2022 2:35 PM|
I actually know a guy that looks like the man in the OP. He does landscaping and some carpentry and works for himself.
He’s not gay. He’s got two kids by two different women, a criminal record, and a few tattoos (including CWB on his bicep — I’ll let you guess what it means). But he’s tall and muscular. I remember asking him what he does to work out and he said nothing really. He said he does pull ups every night before bed and push ups every morning. Everything else is from boxing and working.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||June 19, 2022 2:50 PM|
To get ripped like that, you have to have incredible genes and diet if you don’t officially work out
|by Anonymous||reply 25||June 19, 2022 3:27 PM|
Op, I don’t think the parking lot is where you’ll find the type of guy you’re looking for.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||June 19, 2022 3:43 PM|
It depends on where you live. My Lowes and Home Depot has some hot Dominicans lurking who clearly lift weights
|by Anonymous||reply 27||June 19, 2022 3:55 PM|
Is that guy ever going to get that chainsaw started? 🙄
|by Anonymous||reply 28||June 19, 2022 5:48 PM|
Whew gurl, is it already time for our semi-annual Home Depot day laborer stories thread? My the time goes by so quickly!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||June 19, 2022 5:55 PM|
Is he available?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||June 22, 2022 2:25 PM|