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Hot Handymen and Contractor

I bought a house and need a regular handyman. I want to hire a hot buff dude, but Angie’s List and Thumbtack handymen for hire don’t usually have full body pics. More than one person has suggested patrolling the lots of Home Depot and Lowes for hotties looking for work. I thought of just asking new folks on Nextdoor App if they can recommend a handyman that is hot and hunky.

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by Anonymousreply 122December 11, 2022 2:44 PM

You watch too much porn, OP. I suppose a fatty like you needs some sexual outlet.

by Anonymousreply 1June 18, 2022 6:32 PM

Oh honey, no one believes you bought a house.

by Anonymousreply 2June 18, 2022 6:34 PM

I remember back in the 90s that there were ads in the local Chicago gay paper for cleaning guys that would do it shirtless. But I always assumed they weren't really cleaning.

by Anonymousreply 3June 18, 2022 6:46 PM

R3, I doubt they were hot or my type. The ones I’ve seen haven’t been my type

by Anonymousreply 4June 18, 2022 6:49 PM

All you do is go into a dark go-go bar and ask if anyone does carpentry drag.

Then, buy a pile of wood, some tractor tires, a jumpsuit, and some black greasepaint.

by Anonymousreply 5June 18, 2022 7:11 PM

There used to be a "Pink Pages" publication where I live - yes I am old enough to understand the Yellow Pages reference.

All of the advertisers were gay businesses and yes, there were gay landscapers, gay contractors, gay handymen. Of course, some companies were simply gay-owned (not all employees were gay), others were gay, gay, gay.

Doubt Pink Pages exists now... it would have to include the T, the b, the Q, the BLT with mayo on wheat.

by Anonymousreply 6June 18, 2022 7:28 PM

OP, maybe just jerk off, or (more of a challenge) find a reasonably hot guy to have sex with. Craigslist is gone, but there's now one called DoubleList, which is kind of lame compared with the old Craigslist. I did just see an ad on DoubleList, though, posted by a guy who will come to your house and wash your car wearing only a thong. But he says he's 60!, so I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 7June 18, 2022 7:37 PM

Whoever you end up hiring, they might sue for sexual harassment.

by Anonymousreply 8June 18, 2022 8:20 PM

I would just like a contractor that shows up and finishes the job.

by Anonymousreply 9June 18, 2022 9:02 PM

The Home Depot parking lot has some hot buff Latin men waiting to find a job

by Anonymousreply 10June 18, 2022 10:01 PM

Also, post ad for handyman at gyms and black barber shots. Talk about hotties

by Anonymousreply 11June 18, 2022 10:33 PM

Some handymen advertise their hunkiness

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by Anonymousreply 12June 18, 2022 10:39 PM

The gym is a great place to seek hot help

by Anonymousreply 13June 19, 2022 1:01 PM

R12 - Those are whores, darling. Simply cash-only whores.

by Anonymousreply 14June 19, 2022 1:29 PM

R6 - I remember the pink pages! I wish there was a better organized marketing promoting gay-owned business for gay clients to use. I'd rather spend my money on a gay plumber, landscaper, attorney, or doctor if I had the choice. And no, it has nothing to do with sexual fantasies, it's about supporting our own.

by Anonymousreply 15June 19, 2022 1:32 PM

Check nifty.org. That's where those type of hunky handymen hang out.

by Anonymousreply 16June 19, 2022 1:56 PM

Maybe Facebook, OP?

by Anonymousreply 17June 19, 2022 1:58 PM

R12 to me that would suck the fun/sexiness right out of it.

by Anonymousreply 18June 19, 2022 1:59 PM

R10 what part of the parking lot do they congregate in?

by Anonymousreply 19June 19, 2022 2:00 PM

R9 - I’d add to that, “and who knows what they’re doing”.

by Anonymousreply 20June 19, 2022 2:01 PM

Why r18? People hire movers who market themselves as “hunks” all the time

by Anonymousreply 21June 19, 2022 2:32 PM

R19, usually at the edge of the parking lot

by Anonymousreply 22June 19, 2022 2:33 PM

R1 covered it. OP is sad and fat.

by Anonymousreply 23June 19, 2022 2:35 PM

I actually know a guy that looks like the man in the OP. He does landscaping and some carpentry and works for himself.

He’s not gay. He’s got two kids by two different women, a criminal record, and a few tattoos (including CWB on his bicep — I’ll let you guess what it means). But he’s tall and muscular. I remember asking him what he does to work out and he said nothing really. He said he does pull ups every night before bed and push ups every morning. Everything else is from boxing and working.

by Anonymousreply 24June 19, 2022 2:50 PM

To get ripped like that, you have to have incredible genes and diet if you don’t officially work out

by Anonymousreply 25June 19, 2022 3:27 PM

Op, I don’t think the parking lot is where you’ll find the type of guy you’re looking for.

by Anonymousreply 26June 19, 2022 3:43 PM

It depends on where you live. My Lowes and Home Depot has some hot Dominicans lurking who clearly lift weights

by Anonymousreply 27June 19, 2022 3:55 PM

Is that guy ever going to get that chainsaw started? 🙄

by Anonymousreply 28June 19, 2022 5:48 PM

Whew gurl, is it already time for our semi-annual Home Depot day laborer stories thread? My the time goes by so quickly!

by Anonymousreply 29June 19, 2022 5:55 PM

Is he available?

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by Anonymousreply 30June 22, 2022 2:25 PM

R24

"He’s got two kids by two different women, a criminal record, and a few tattoos (including CWB on his bicep — I’ll let you guess what it means)."

Canadian Western Bank?

by Anonymousreply 31July 4, 2022 8:00 PM

They're all either on HGTV, or gay porn, sadly.

by Anonymousreply 32July 4, 2022 8:11 PM

R30, he's cute as Hell!

by Anonymousreply 33July 4, 2022 8:12 PM

Some people are just lucky R25 . I knew this guy,who at 19 never touched a weight yet was incredibly muscular and ripped. With a dick like a steel bar ! but I digress. I didnt see him again for 40 years,then ran into him again. Same hot,muscular body. The mug looked like a shrunken apple doll,but I bet that dick still got rock hard.

by Anonymousreply 34July 4, 2022 8:14 PM

[quote]including CWB on his bicep

Clowns without Borders?

Cums While Baking?

Creative White Bread?

by Anonymousreply 35July 4, 2022 8:15 PM

Crazy White Boys R35 ! Usually on the really hot white trash studs .Ex cons .

by Anonymousreply 36July 4, 2022 8:18 PM

For yard work, just wander the streets until you see something you like. If it turns out to be the homeowner or his family, you’ll have to offer so much money that they can’t say no.

by Anonymousreply 37July 4, 2022 8:21 PM

This guy is exceptional

by Anonymousreply 38July 12, 2022 12:26 PM

For stuff that actually requires a real handyman, I'd rather have competent than hot.

For stuff like yard work or simple tasks that don't actually require skills, occasional hot (and expensive) is fine.

by Anonymousreply 39July 12, 2022 12:29 PM

Well, if it’s that complicated, I need a professional expert, not a handyman

by Anonymousreply 40July 12, 2022 1:16 PM

Even professional experts can be nude though

by Anonymousreply 41July 13, 2022 12:08 PM

Who I’m seeking to hire

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by Anonymousreply 42July 14, 2022 2:04 AM

He’s got amazing tits

by Anonymousreply 43July 14, 2022 12:54 PM

Indeed

by Anonymousreply 44July 14, 2022 2:33 PM

Good help

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by Anonymousreply 45July 14, 2022 4:26 PM

Love these movers:

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by Anonymousreply 46July 14, 2022 4:33 PM

Yes, they are TikTok superstars

by Anonymousreply 47July 14, 2022 6:38 PM

Gay-bate extreme

by Anonymousreply 48July 15, 2022 12:30 PM

Let's say you could find a hot, hunky handyman. He would size you up in an instant, quote you an hourly rate for a 2-hour job that he ultimately stretches out to 10 days, always finding something "unexpected" or some complication that would take "a few more days" to complete. Then he'd find ways to bring in his plumber friend, then an electrician buddy, and all of them would understand that they didn't really need to do anything - just look busy whenever you showed up - to make a few hundred bucks because "this stupid fag doesn't know anything". And all the while he would tease you and lead you on but never deliver the goods. Two weeks later, your project is still not finished - in fact, it's in worse shape that when he started - and you're out a few thousand bucks. You realize your error in judgement and try to find a legit contractor to fix the mess. You forget about the hunky, crooked contractor. But six months later when his wife kicks his drunk ass out for screwing the bimbo cashier from Home Depot, he comes back to your place, tries to extort some money from you and when that fails, bashes your head in with that bad plaster statue you insist on keeping in the foyer, then hides your body in the crawl space. Your friends think that you really did run off to Mexico with that hunky handyman you told them had the hots for you. Your body isn't found until the bank starts foreclosing on the house. All because you didn't use that contractor your aunt recommended. The end.

by Anonymousreply 49July 15, 2022 2:21 PM

Hot builder takes off his shirt.

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by Anonymousreply 50July 15, 2022 3:01 PM

I love Ari Smejkal, the carpenter on HGTV's [italic]Windy City Rehab.[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 51July 15, 2022 3:26 PM

He’s a sweetie

by Anonymousreply 52July 17, 2022 1:44 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 53July 17, 2022 1:59 PM

Honey pie

by Anonymousreply 54July 17, 2022 7:18 PM

Once, I had just parked in the Home Depot lot and saw a hot guy get out of his work truck. It had his name/company name/phone number on the side. You may want to try that and think of "projects" around the house....

by Anonymousreply 55July 17, 2022 7:33 PM

Bumpn

by Anonymousreply 56July 25, 2022 9:58 PM

As soon as you proposition him I hope he sues your ass for sexual harassment. If you want an escort or sex worker just go that route.

by Anonymousreply 57July 25, 2022 10:12 PM

r57 is the reason that DL is a tiresome bore of a site now

by Anonymousreply 58July 26, 2022 11:59 AM

R58, Lies. I'm saying. We all know what the OP wants. Why beat around the bush. No hunk intended.

by Anonymousreply 59July 26, 2022 2:23 PM

R49, you should submit that story to Nifty. 😉

by Anonymousreply 60July 26, 2022 5:41 PM

R49, your post reminds me of the old DL. Good job.

by Anonymousreply 61July 26, 2022 7:39 PM

Hired!

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by Anonymousreply 62July 29, 2022 1:06 AM

Lesbians are the better route to go...

if you squint your eyes, you can still fantasize.

by Anonymousreply 63July 29, 2022 1:09 AM

The OP pic has gyno.

by Anonymousreply 64July 29, 2022 1:15 AM

Hired!

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by Anonymousreply 65August 15, 2022 1:23 AM

OP, you need to watch this.

It details the pros and cons of instantly hiring Handymen and Contractors.

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by Anonymousreply 66August 15, 2022 1:26 AM

I have a new hot Latin handyman. Very friendly. Very

by Anonymousreply 67August 15, 2022 1:29 AM

Sexy and sweet

by Anonymousreply 68August 15, 2022 6:44 AM

Nice r67. Will you make a move?

by Anonymousreply 69August 15, 2022 2:10 PM

I never make the initial move on straight identified guys. I follow their lead

by Anonymousreply 70August 15, 2022 11:04 PM

I follow them to the bedroom

by Anonymousreply 71August 16, 2022 6:47 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 72August 16, 2022 11:06 AM

RUMP

by Anonymousreply 73August 18, 2022 6:19 AM

[quote]I never make the initial move on straight identified guys. I follow their lead

As one does, when one is a refined Southern Lady of good breeding...

by Anonymousreply 74August 18, 2022 7:05 AM

Dear Penthouse Forum…

by Anonymousreply 75August 18, 2022 7:16 AM

I love black and Latin handymen

by Anonymousreply 76August 18, 2022 7:32 AM

You cannot specifically hire hot tradesmen, you have to be pleasantly surprised when one turns up who is actually hot - that's just how it works - and then you present hole and see what happens.

by Anonymousreply 77August 18, 2022 9:21 AM

If anyone knows breeding, it would be Senatrice.

by Anonymousreply 78August 18, 2022 11:49 AM

You can peruse their pics on Next Door or Thumbtack

by Anonymousreply 79August 18, 2022 12:40 PM

You can suck them off after the shift

by Anonymousreply 80August 19, 2022 1:18 PM

The HandyMan

The HandyMan can

The HandyMan can cause

He mixes it with love

And makes the world taste good

by Anonymousreply 81August 19, 2022 1:22 PM

Huh 🤔

by Anonymousreply 82August 19, 2022 1:24 PM

W&W, r81.

by Anonymousreply 83August 19, 2022 1:37 PM

Wat you want! I busy!

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by Anonymousreply 84August 19, 2022 1:38 PM

Help wanted

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by Anonymousreply 85August 19, 2022 6:44 PM

I've always had good experiences with the Telephone Men:

Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man

You just show me where you want it

And I'll put it where I can

I can put it in the bedroom

I can put it in the hall

I can put it in the bathroom

I can hang it on the wall

You can have it with the buzz

You can have it with the ring

And if you really want it

You can have a ding-a-ling

Because-a hey baby

I'm your telephone man

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by Anonymousreply 86August 19, 2022 10:56 PM

I've had hot construction workers in my house for the past two months working on various projects. One main guy, another guy who helps out sometimes, and a couple of others from time to tome.

Of course I can't not notice how hot they are but it's fun to have them around. They are very professional and friendly. I'm much older, they're straight and respectful. It's fun when more than one are working because I can eavesdrop on their conversations. They joke around, talk about their trucks, the ladies, and fishing. They laugh a lot and are so upbeat and happy. They leave their shirts on and for the most part I leave so I can get out of their way. Never in a million years would I let them know I think they're hot. I keep it professional, too. Also, at the price I'm paying for these projects I'll be happy when the work is done.

by Anonymousreply 87August 19, 2022 11:14 PM

R87 - You silly goose. Crank up the heat and install cameras. You're sitting on a goldmine.

by Anonymousreply 88August 20, 2022 2:14 PM

I want a picture before I hire a handyman

by Anonymousreply 89August 20, 2022 2:20 PM

My type handyman

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by Anonymousreply 90August 27, 2022 4:20 AM

Sexy as fuck

by Anonymousreply 91August 27, 2022 12:44 PM

R90 - He looks like he smells bad.

by Anonymousreply 92August 27, 2022 2:34 PM

he looks like he smells good to me

by Anonymousreply 93August 27, 2022 3:50 PM

Me too R93!!

by Anonymousreply 94August 27, 2022 3:59 PM

I fuck my gardener.

He's married and apparently straightish, but cannot stay away from a top daddy who treats him like a boy who needs attention.

At first it seemed weird, but....

by Anonymousreply 95August 27, 2022 4:11 PM

Me three

by Anonymousreply 96August 27, 2022 4:11 PM

I would hire him just because

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by Anonymousreply 97September 4, 2022 12:39 AM

I prefer Oscar

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by Anonymousreply 98September 4, 2022 2:08 AM

Bless you, OP. Seeing that gif when scrolling Recent is always a treat.

by Anonymousreply 99September 4, 2022 4:07 AM

Henry

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by Anonymousreply 100September 4, 2022 4:23 AM

Construction 🦺

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by Anonymousreply 101September 11, 2022 11:02 PM

R30 Available on Only Fans

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by Anonymousreply 102September 11, 2022 11:47 PM

^ LPSG says he's a gay-baiter.

by Anonymousreply 103September 12, 2022 12:15 AM

R103 - They're *all* gay-baiters. But they're muscular and hot and we're OK with it.

by Anonymousreply 104September 12, 2022 2:54 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 105September 12, 2022 2:55 PM

Surprising no one, Cavill is at a total lost with what to do with a box.

by Anonymousreply 106September 12, 2022 10:37 PM

YUM! Narcissistic sociopathy... so hot!

by Anonymousreply 107September 12, 2022 10:39 PM

Outdoors

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by Anonymousreply 108September 12, 2022 11:25 PM

I would hire him Just to look like this

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by Anonymousreply 109September 16, 2022 4:32 PM

Mecanico

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by Anonymousreply 110September 21, 2022 9:29 PM

My plumber is always horny

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by Anonymousreply 111October 14, 2022 1:50 PM

r102, seems like a lot of these guys play a ton of video games.

by Anonymousreply 112October 14, 2022 1:58 PM

Aussie tradie

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by Anonymousreply 113October 14, 2022 6:25 PM

Seeking them

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by Anonymousreply 114November 20, 2022 10:16 PM

This is the plot of the poignant Mischa Barton/Sam Rockwell drama LAWN DOGS.

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by Anonymousreply 115November 20, 2022 10:24 PM

Hire an escort to role play your fantasy for you. Bonus: he'll actually fuck you too!

by Anonymousreply 116November 20, 2022 10:34 PM

Naw I’m not into that

by Anonymousreply 117November 20, 2022 10:38 PM

Hole digger

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by Anonymousreply 118December 4, 2022 2:17 PM

Yeah, hire someone who doesn't know how to do the job, because they are hot.

by Anonymousreply 119December 4, 2022 2:35 PM

I hire dudes who are hot and competent.

by Anonymousreply 120December 4, 2022 2:46 PM

I've actually thought about hiring someone who's nice looking or muscular etc for similar tasks. But there's just such a shortage of anyone doing anything.

In my area, all the decent contractors are booked years in advance. There's lots of handymen who offer their services but they all badly half ass anything they do, and why pay someone else for that when you can do that yourself for free?

The irony....worked a long time to afford a house and the help I need to make it nicer but absolutely no one in my time zone is available. LMAO *sobs*

by Anonymousreply 121December 4, 2022 7:20 PM

Seeking him

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by Anonymousreply 122December 11, 2022 2:44 PM
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