Hot Handymen and Contractor

You watch too much porn, OP. I suppose a fatty like you needs some sexual outlet.

Oh honey, no one believes you bought a house.

I remember back in the 90s that there were ads in the local Chicago gay paper for cleaning guys that would do it shirtless. But I always assumed they weren't really cleaning.

R3, I doubt they were hot or my type. The ones I’ve seen haven’t been my type

All you do is go into a dark go-go bar and ask if anyone does carpentry drag.

Then, buy a pile of wood, some tractor tires, a jumpsuit, and some black greasepaint.

There used to be a "Pink Pages" publication where I live - yes I am old enough to understand the Yellow Pages reference.

All of the advertisers were gay businesses and yes, there were gay landscapers, gay contractors, gay handymen. Of course, some companies were simply gay-owned (not all employees were gay), others were gay, gay, gay.

Doubt Pink Pages exists now... it would have to include the T, the b, the Q, the BLT with mayo on wheat.

OP, maybe just jerk off, or (more of a challenge) find a reasonably hot guy to have sex with. Craigslist is gone, but there's now one called DoubleList, which is kind of lame compared with the old Craigslist. I did just see an ad on DoubleList, though, posted by a guy who will come to your house and wash your car wearing only a thong. But he says he's 60!, so I don't know.

Whoever you end up hiring, they might sue for sexual harassment.

I would just like a contractor that shows up and finishes the job.

The Home Depot parking lot has some hot buff Latin men waiting to find a job

Also, post ad for handyman at gyms and black barber shots. Talk about hotties

Some handymen advertise their hunkiness

The gym is a great place to seek hot help

R12 - Those are whores, darling. Simply cash-only whores.

R6 - I remember the pink pages! I wish there was a better organized marketing promoting gay-owned business for gay clients to use. I'd rather spend my money on a gay plumber, landscaper, attorney, or doctor if I had the choice. And no, it has nothing to do with sexual fantasies, it's about supporting our own.

Check nifty.org. That's where those type of hunky handymen hang out.

Maybe Facebook, OP?

R12 to me that would suck the fun/sexiness right out of it.

R10 what part of the parking lot do they congregate in?

R9 - I’d add to that, “and who knows what they’re doing”.

Why r18? People hire movers who market themselves as “hunks” all the time

R19, usually at the edge of the parking lot

R1 covered it. OP is sad and fat.

I actually know a guy that looks like the man in the OP. He does landscaping and some carpentry and works for himself.

He’s not gay. He’s got two kids by two different women, a criminal record, and a few tattoos (including CWB on his bicep — I’ll let you guess what it means). But he’s tall and muscular. I remember asking him what he does to work out and he said nothing really. He said he does pull ups every night before bed and push ups every morning. Everything else is from boxing and working.

To get ripped like that, you have to have incredible genes and diet if you don’t officially work out

Op, I don’t think the parking lot is where you’ll find the type of guy you’re looking for.

It depends on where you live. My Lowes and Home Depot has some hot Dominicans lurking who clearly lift weights

Is that guy ever going to get that chainsaw started? 🙄

Whew gurl, is it already time for our semi-annual Home Depot day laborer stories thread? My the time goes by so quickly!

Is he available?