Cats are Cunts!

What cats lack in brute strength they make up for in cuntery.

Cats are major cunts, OP. I have ner been a fan as a rule. That said, there was a stray male orange cat I fed from my porch for several years, and he was as sweet and good natured as can be. I actually loved...HIM, and him only. I miss him. I named him "Cat."

Check out this one. Fierce Kitty!

Dollface thread.

A lot of people criticize cats for not having personalities, but I've never found that to be the case. Cats' personality traits are more subtle and much more cunty than that of a dog. I had a childhood cat that I grew up with who was quite petite, but she was a vicious hunter and demanded attention from everyone in our family in different ways. She would regularly saunter into my room, quietly jump onto my bookshelf, intentionally knock over my books, and then stare at me until I acknowledged her. This went on regularly for years. She was an absolute cunt, but I loved her—a true diva, and one of the most memorable pets I've ever had.

Lol!! I agree, completely OP, cats can be major cunts. And I have two!

There's a thread here about my asshole kitten but even he isn't as bad as the cats in that video. He's sweet, but he's still a kitten, and he's a real pain in the ass. Like anything in my hand, he'll grab. I have to stand over the sink, eating a bowl of cereal or he would mug me.

But he's very sweet and a good nap buddy.

I volunteered at a cat rescue for a very long time, and I would tell people the same thing all the time. If you want a nice cat, find a male cat that didn't get neutered until he was five years old. Female cats are instinctually hunters. They have babies to feed. and after they get spayed, they still have that instinct and they will hunt their toys and bring them to you as offerings. But male cats only drive is to reproduce, so when they get neutered, they've lost the only desire they ever had in life, and they just turn into sweet love bugs that want to hug and kiss you all the time. But young male cats that get neutered don't have all those years of testosterone coursing through them, and it really doesn't change their personalities very much if they're neutered as kittens. So look for the big chunky football shaped head cat and I promise he'll be the best cat you'll ever have. I always called them the little meatballs and would direct people straight to them if they really stressed they wanted a calm cat. I have one that wasn't neutered until he was five, and he's built like a football linebacker, but he is just the sweetest nicest guy in the whole world. If he is drinking water, and the kitten walks up, he'll back up and let the kitten drink first. And he grooms the kitten constantly. And me. He grooms me. Mainly my eyebrows and my beard.

I also figured out that he's SUPER gay. He's into bears with beards. He'll want to climb up and give them hugs, but he'll completely ignore my female friends. We can't go to bed without him giving me 20 minutes of kisses and wrapping his arms around my neck and giving me hugs. And when he sleeps, he wants to be spooned. And if I don't wrap my hand around and hold his belly, he'll reach back, and grab my hand and drag it into place. Sometimes he'll flip around and sleep face-to-face with me, and he has to hold my face with both of his paws. And if I open my eyes, I'll catch him staring at me. I never even liked spooning with boyfriends. Five minutes and I want to roll over and be by myself.

I'm not actually sure he realizes he's my cat. I think he thinks he's my husband!

Sheba gave no warning

I'd toss every one of these cunts out the front door. What's the point of having something like this around the house?

Most of the cats in these videos are reacting to the treatment they're receiving from the humans. If you tease and pick on a cat, they will lash out to tell you to knock it off. Keep going and the lashings will get worse.

In lots of these videos, notice the cat is being very chill until people start poking on them or picking them up and kissing them when they obviously don't want that. Also you should never wave your hands around and prompt the cat to attack them thinking it's funny....you're teaching them that human hands are playthings to be attacked, or threats to be dealt with.

If a cat is randomly swiping at things or biting, it's because they need you to PLAY with them, not with your hands but with a toy. Direct that energy to an appropriate item for them to attack. They naturally need to attack things....it's part of their natural instinct.

Dogs are a lot scarier. Cats can be mean cunts, but I don't know anybody who's ever been killed by a cat. And cat people are different than dog people. Cat people love cats and they like dogs too, But dog people always seem to be so hateful of cats. There are actually more pet cats in the US than dogs, but you'd never know it the way dog owners go on and on and on about their dogs. And their hatred of cats.

I guess it's because you see people walking dogs and not walking cats.

I can walk my cats. They're both harness and leash trained and like to go on walks. But, if I see a dog, we have to cross the street. Not letting my cats anywhere, near a dog, even on a leash.