LPSG

Yes just to laugh at the idea of needing a support group for having a massive dong. Poor guys. And of course for the pictures

Not sure if he's on there but by the looks of it, he may need support too. Poor baby and his monster.

There's more talk about big dicks om DL than there is on LPSG, and they don't refer to cut dicks as " mutilated" as the DL trolls do. It's much more civil and you get many more pictures and videos.

They should be flogged and thrown off cliffs for something so asinine.

r3 they probably don't refer to foreskins as "stanksleeves" like DL trolls do either.

The only support he needs is someone to dust off his keyboard and desk. YUM!

LPSG has a many more international posters, while DL is overwhelmingly NYC.

It's a scandal what they consider hot on LPSG. They wet their panties over these barely-legal 21 year old chicken-boys with mashed potato skin and bad hair.

It's very difficult to find hot men on that site.

I would consider joining the site for a more modest fee, but $60/year ain't it.

[quote] It's a scandal what they consider hot on LPSG. They wet their panties over these barely-legal 21 year old chicken-boys with mashed potato skin and bad hair.

While DLers beat off to thoughts of a naked DeSantis.

It’s harder to carry off a humblebrag than many people think.

LPSG offerred me a lifetime membership when they saw my dick pics but I declined.

They referred me to their sister site, SPSG.

I don’t know what that means.

Well thank god it wasn't MPSG

[quote]21 year old chicken-boys with mashed potato skin and bad hair.

WTF is "mashed potato skin"?

The site has been overrun by Onlyfans whores.

R8 Which is why that site is a favorite of DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow. His posts there are cringe from first to last, and indicative of a troubling - and untreated- histrionic personality disorder. If nothing else, DL gets a break when Eww.dwin is mooning over barely legal straight boys on LPSG.

r18 I find you, the/an edween accuser, more annoying than edween, whom I must have blocked, because I never notice his posts or threads. Don't you feel a little creepy yourself, following him from forum to forum?

R18 I find your use of the verb “cringe” as an adjective quite offensive.

R19 Then, you’re in luck. Here’s your hero’s latest post, where it spammed the board by posting 28 of the first 30 replies in rapid succession. Replete with a “ya’ll” and his signature emojis, all in the style of a 14 year old girl. Do enjoy and then go fuck yourself.

Since I've got Seacow blocked, r21, all I see are four posts in that thread.

If it weren't for accusers such as yourself, I would have no knowledge of his existence. So do keep on annoying us with your seacow obsession. It appears to thrill your hole and move your soul (somehow, I doubt you have a pole).

What r19 said. Accuser trolls are creepy and should be banned.

You're now not allowed to post 18 year olds on LPSG because it's "creepy" - except if the 18 year old is a sex worker, in which case it's fine to post them

The owner of that site is such a fucking moron

Yes I'm a member. I also joined bigdickproblems on Reddit. Though it's mostly straight guys and thirsty whores that post on it.

Wasn't DL fave Dave on there? That's the one with the furniture store.

Go to LPSG at your own risk. That site is full of links that are riddled with computer viruses.

How L must your P be to qualify for LPSG. And does the LP have to like to go up the man to be allowed in.

I've never gotten a virus from LPSG.

I just go there to check for the occasional new celeb nude or jerkoff video.

A friend of mine has a semi-popular OnlyFans and I go to his thread every once in a while to see them wetting their panties over it.

[quote]I've never gotten a virus from LPSG.

I’ve gotten one from an LP.

Guys with large penises are blessed and don’t need support groups.

Drop the SG from LPSG!

✊

Honestly, having a large dick isn't like some golden ticket to a great life.

It's closer to one in the gay world.

Wait... it's not a joke?

It's a site where people discuss porn hos a lot-- I thought LPSG was a joke

There are way too many rules on that stupid fucking site some of which are quite ridiculous.

And the fact that you can't view video clips attached to posts unless you sign up for a paid membership is cuntish.

Yeah, even video clips from like Instagram or TikTok or whatever. It's ridiculous.

R38.

It doesn’t have MAGAts

R39

LPSG is refreshing in that the posters are not all negative life haters.

Says you R42.

Peak-a-boo I see you too! Ridiculous how posters keep doing this to read THOSE THEY'VE BLOCKED.

R44

Not that it matters much anymore (I'm old), but I'm well hung, and I've visited sites related to that. When I last looked at it a few years ago, LPSG had a bunch of dangerous BS about penis lengthening procedures. DO NOT believe that stuff. You could permanently injure yourself with some of their nonsense. I've read horror stories from men who damaged themselves and had to have serious surgery. For many men, the sad truth is, you got what you brought. There's no exchanging it for a larger model. Don't hurt yourself trying.

Also, like a poster upthread, I was a member of the reddit group, Big Dick Problems. The title is a joke, a play on 'first world problems.' The most frequently discussed 'problem' there seemed to be about whether your dick and balls touched the toilet water when you sat on the commode. There were a few links to helpful information, such as how to 'properly' measure one's penis and about the distribution of penis sizes around the world. But, there were also Larpers, fakers, haters, etc. I haven't looked at it in a couple of years.

R46 Are you capable of auto-fellatio?

Also you have to sign up for a paid membership in order to remove webcam ads featuring some of the ugliest men I have ever seen. So basically LPSG is the forum equivalent of paying someone to punch you or feeding your own money through a shredder.

LOL, r47. I'd be afraid the car's grill would destroy my teeth! But, not seriously though, my Doctor told me to stop that years ago. He was concerned that I might put my eye out. Bottom line is that I don't kiss (myself) and tell.

Okay, the answer is, 'partially.' I could suck the head; but it was (is?) too thick below that to get in my not-wide-enough mouth, not that I really could've gone much further. It wasn't a very comfortable position for me to maintain, and I didn't have any great urge to do it after the first few times or so. It was not de rigueur for my sex life. I didn't need to suck myself. It was just that I could do it, so I did. But now, my back and libido are no longer team-players, so I've 'retired the act,' so to speak. Not sorry, I didn't capture it on celluloid for posterity or proof.

[Quote]I would consider joining the site for a more modest fee...

You can sign up for free and there are a couple of tricks for viewing the videos for free too. Also, an ad-blocker does wonders.

The site is usually the first to post celeb, model and sport nude pics, if that interest you. It's also a great source of older stuff because some of the threads go back quite a few years.

R49 Thanks for your reply, and candidness. I suppose it was acceptable to ask on account of you sharing how endowed you are, yet I didn't want to make you feel bad about it at the same time.

Sounds incredibly hot though, just something a bit kinky I find awfully sexy. It's really cool you had the experience though. I'm sure it isn't easy to maintain the ability, as it looks uncomfortable most of the time. I reckon the really lucky ones happen to have a short torso, long neck, and a big bone!

One thing LPSG has it all over DL is that, if you contact them, you actually get a response. Imagine that.

There are no ads for me on LPSG. Does no one use Adblock/uBlock Origin? Once you sign up (free), you can refresh at times ending in 3 or 7 to play videos.

DLers will not like LPSG because there is no discussion of Sondheim, Follies, or Patti.

[quote] barely-legal 21 year old chicken-boys

21 year old young men aren't "barely legal", idiot!

No problem, r47/r51

I only found LPSG because I was looking for all of the uncensored Red Hot calender photos. I found them there.

The owner of this site is a retarded cunt that will ban you for saying an onlyfans whore has a bloated face. What an idiot!

DLers, please stay away from LPSG, because it's not for you. Just stay away.

It seems to be a lot of "straight" guys showing off their hogs to other "straight" guys, and a lot of the human tripods there seem odd.

I just went over there and stumbled into this image

Can’t quite decide if it’s edgy or slightly disturbing

It's disturbing R61 very disturbing.

The place is overrun with Onlyfans whores now, and if you mention that, the person in charge gets a bit testy.

OF whores are basically the only nudes you can post there now. Practically everything else is counted as "revenge porn" and is banned.

And if you question it their response is always along the lines of 'because I said so'.

It'll be funny once people get so pissed off they start letting the OFers know their stuff is being posted there so the site gets DMCAed to death.

[quote] (I'm old), but I'm well hung

Well hellooooooooo!! 👋

Stay away. Keep the negativism here where it belongs.

R6) Are you “Shap”. Your stupid site wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for dicks and assholes!!

You'd have to be the saddest, fattest queen in all of humanity to come up with a dumb name like LPSG.

The owner “Shap” is a fat asshole and he wants his site to be some kumbaya nudist colony where no one is called ugly , fat or stupid.

Why do straight guys want to show their dicks to other guys, bragging rights, cash prizes?

The site sucks ever since it went too mainstream. Now the TikTok and OnlyFans hoes found out about it to get their content taken down within 5 seconds.

Not a single shred of content on that site that merits its expensive membership cost.

Yeah, It's definitely not worth any money.

^ Yes, how can a porn retailer charge a fee for content produced by someone else?

This site below doesn't charge a fee but I ASSUME they pay a license fee to those who produce the erotica.

[quote] It's very difficult to find hot men on that site.

It's difficult because the site is SO big. There's a lot of waffling commentary from people BEGGING for free copies of stuff stolen from the pay site Only Fans.

The site seems to be weird old guys showing each other their cocks or Onlyfans hookers.

.,.,

Help my straight penis is so big. Let me share it and compare it with other "STRAIGHT" guys. Hilarious.

It's like the Xhamster guys that do tribute photos of themselves cumming on women's pics to share with other "straight" guys.

Fuck off - just suck cock like you want to.

Is the site really only for guys with huge cocks, none of the users that have posted have been normal-sized?

R79 Go spend some time there; it's pointless asking for our ignorant opinions.