Let’s be Women in the Workplace

Let’s be OP instead.

I’m a pathetic loser with no friends and too much time on my hands.

I’m the clogged toilets in the ladies room because no one reads the sign to only flush toilet paper

I'm the mystery of how R2 knows that.

I'm Violet Newstead. Please hold.

R1=a woman in the workplace

I'm the lifelong-heterosexual millennial girl managing all your Pride events

I'm the weekly crying on the job for some reason or another.

This makes all the other women stop working too.

I'm the misogynist fucktard the women have all decided through barely verbal communication to ice out and coolly sabotage, allowing him just enough rope to hang himself up and cause chaos. While being overly polite every time they have to deal with him directly.

I'm Norma Rae, fuckersl

I’m part of the All Boys (White) Network. I’m only moderately talented but I keep getting promoted above women and POC because [see first sentence].

I'm R10's lack of reading comprehension at the prompt

(Secretly I'm also the weird racial element to that post)

I'm Ginny from Billing.

I'm White Women.

I'm bad.

I've worked in many female dominated work environments and have never witnessed the BS some men, gay or straight, claim about women. I have, however, heard men referring to other men behaving "like women," which begs the question why so many men don't realise that the behaviours they soon often attribute to women are actually non-gender specific..

*so often attribute

I'm the Power Cunt in an exec role who, instead of using her influence to support and develop her female underlings, breaks their soul for reasons amounting to superficial, petty jealousy.

Women should look at their own first before tearing men down. I've heard this story too many times to count.

I am the many women that use their kids as an excuse to take multiple days off.

I'm the jealous bitch because the men just notice the Marie who occupies the desk behind me, men from various departments always drop by, ignoring me to chat with her.

[quote]Women should look at their own first before tearing men down. I've heard this story too many times to count.

Yes, by all means let’s blame toxic workplaces on the women. After all, men had no part in creating the corporate world.

I'm Margaret Foster.

I'm the cooze whose single mother named me after a highbrow fragrance and fashion house she's never come close to purchasing for herself. Perhaps I'm named Chanel, or Gucci, or Versace. I can't type or answer phones because my press-on nails (big as Flo-Jos and twice as useless) get in the way. I take two hour lunches, disappear entirely on Fridays, and scowl at anyone who so much as looks at me. I dress like a cheap whore, and people assume I'm only here to blow the boss, but the joke's on them! I'm too lazy to even finish a blowjob on time!

Classy

Wasn’t that water in to wine thing just what everyone did back then adding wine to water to the kill the microbes to make the water drinkable, even though they did it unknowingly?

I’m the disdain and disgust for the supervisor who promotes those whores who work here based on who fucks him, yet the pride of shaking my titties around when he calls me into his office hoping he picks me.

I'm unchecked misogyny on an unmoderated gay website.

R25 I’m a poster with an imperious attitude about women and the inability to have any self awareness or a sense of humor. I’m the type of poster that actually encourages these threads, because the entire desire to start them is to piss off people like me, who think all women are infallible. I will abuse power when I get it, because I’m delusional and think only white men do bad things. I’ll justify all my abuses. “They did it first!”

I'm the female CFO who has to deal with male business analysts mansplaining GAAP to me as if I just graduated from UEI Career College. When I interrupt to call them out on it, they will walk back to their offices and cubicles mumbling about what a cunt I am.

Incels are not welcome here, De-farto.

Let's post threads from 1950.

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DARKGEMINILORD seems a misnomer.

I’m the shlubby man who gets accused of all kinds of harassment, should I but attempt familiarity with any females in the workplace.

But I see the handsome hunks get away with all kinds of inappropriate behaviors that make all the girlies here just giggle.

No wonder I’man angry Incel…

^I’m an

Boo fucking hoo.

I’m?! The vvvvvvocal fryyyyy?!!? And constant upspeak???!?

I'm R26's mother, and all of this is my fault. I'm sorry.

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I’m the truly breathtaking amount of energy exerted by upper management women, black and white, to bully others, especially other women. Imagine if that energy was used to be productive!

I’m also tedious gossip and disingenuousness.

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I’m the candy machine in the women's room.

I wouldn’t recommend the candy in it though, it’s awfully dry. I think the candy has expired.

Let's be incels who invade The Data Lounge and blame women for all their *sad* problems and never think to look in the mirror.

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I'm the straws being grasped at by the troll posting about candy machines in women's bathrooms. I hate women so much I don't make any sense.

^?????

Inter office Memo to R41: This is a gay men’s message board. Not incels. Gay men.

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Gay men can't be incels?

I'm the women who, after decades, STILL does not make as much money as a man for the exact same job performance.

Men have had it so tough in the workplace. Poor men. Poor, poor men...

I'm the "exact same job performance" as a man.

I don't exist!

I'm DARKGEMINILARDASS. I'm a cunt. I may be a "man", but I'm still a cunt.

I’m the non-binary/queer proud EDUCATED (and don’t you forget it!) Black woman who was promoted from hourly employee to director within less than a year of joining the company thanks to the bullshit Diversity and Inclusion program that was implemented in 2020 after the riots. I can’t believe my luck!

Oh, right, THAT'S the reason. Good for her.... threatened much?

R52 I think we work at the same place!

Racist, sexist, AND homophobic. You're a real prize DARKGEMINILARDASS, no wonder you're so well liked at the office...

I'm the whispered warning to a fellow woman in the workplace to watch out for the fags who work there: they're always out to try to groom our kids into bestiality and Satanism.

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I’m the many women that flat out say they hate working for women and will ONLY work for a man!

I'm the woman who the men of the office want to mother them because they're emotionally stunted.

I'm DARKGEMINILARDASS, I like my own posts INSTANTLY! Gotta get those likes or I die like Tinkerbell.

R56 I’m HR and I’m plotting with your supervisor to fire your ass when you least expect it, cunt!

I'm the man who the women of the office want to daddy them and fuck them because they're emotionally stunted.

I'm the belated, awkwardly-worded e-mail congratulating you on your promotion from a male colleague still seething with envy and bitterness.

R63 I never wrote a congratulatory email EVER. Wtf! You are an absolute liar!

I'm the never ending collecting of money for baby showers, wedding showers, birthdays, hellos, goodbyes, retirements, minor surgeries, major surgeries, house warmings, deaths of extended family, etc. etc. etc.

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I'm the fat, stupid, lazy lecherous asshole who sits at his desk all day doing nothing and is enraged when a woman does her job.

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I’m the inability to accept a gay man in a position of authority. “I’m all for equal rights, but f@gs are beneath me.”

I’m wanting to be treated like a man when it comes to power and like a woman when it comes to accountability, while relegating any gays in the office to the role of Gay BFF.

So terrified of women. Lashing out from the safety of your keyboard. Says it all, doesn't it.

R71 wur a bitch wan meet?

Quick! LIKE my posts, QUICK!

I'm all of the straight men that reject OP's ironically bottomy rapey advances.

I’m R74 ‘s limp wrist, feather boa, and gay cartoon affectation act as he clinks daiquiris and recaps yet another episode of Drag Race for his hags, who need him to act like this so he’ll be non-threatening. When all the other kids in school called him a f@g he really believed and decided to go fully down that path. He’s a gay clown now for the amusement of straight women who have no respect for him. Don’t let the social media posts fool you, his life is empty. He’s scared of his own masculinity and has no autonomy.

I’m R74 ‘s hags dropping him like a hot potato when they have kids and their husbands tell them, “I don’t want people like that around my kids.”

I'm the fragile male ego.

No matter the age, they take more days off because "it's that time of the month."

I'm leaving early to take care of my kids. My kids are in high school and perfectly able to fend for themselves but don't you dare tell me that!

I’m Grumpy Curt-Frowenstein.

There must be one of me at every office, and nature abhors a vacuum.

Odds are OP is De-Facto. That shithead.

We're the lesbians in the office. We're the only women who get the job done, don't waste time on petty office bullshit and the only ones who have the respect of the men in the office.

I’m the “back pain” that prevents me from coming to work at least once a week.

I'm OP. I have nothing to offer.

I'm the afternoon taken off for migraine and next morning coming in with a new full head of hair.

I'm the obnoxious gay office boy who comes in lying about all the straight men who fucked him last night. As if.

I’m OP’s throbbing cock being stroked to the thought of the Frau and Yassss Kween tears and sweat going into taking down this and any other thread that doesn’t paint women as perfect angels.

^Such desperation....

^Such desperation....

^Such misogyny, from gay men. That's a weird one. Did you have a mother or were you shit out of jackal?

R90 their mothers that them out on the portajohn floor and barely remembered to pick them up and take them home.

I dress the part for the office skank, and my wardrobe can be described as slutastic. I'm very suggestive with all the guys in the office, and I constantly speak in naughty double entendres. I'm hot to trot, and everything about me states I'm begging for it! However, you should proceed at your own risk because if you lay one finger on me, I'll run to HR faster than it takes your tiny prick to prematurely ejaculate. Welcome to my parlor said the spider to the fly.

True, R91, OP was born bathed in blue liquid.

[quote] if you lay one finger on me, I'll run to HR faster than it takes your tiny prick to prematurely ejaculate

Gold!

I'm the video game R74 is playing right now; not the musical theatre and drugged up local ex con that OP is enjoying right now.

I'm her high-pitched shrill voice which has to immediately comment on anything and everything and never stops talking, as the men sit in numbed silence to my endless opining.

I’m Bonnie - Executive Assistant to the CEO. I started at this company immediately after I graduated high school in the 1970’s, and since I’ve been here over 45 years, I run this place as far as I’m concerned (in my delusional mind). You WILL respect my authority! I will also smile in your face and talk shit about you the minute you walk away. Funny thing is I have no idea that people do the exact same thing to me.

Little did R97 know that Bonnie really was running things because her "boss" didn't know how to turn on his computer without help, and would come in after a long corporate lunch and sleep of his inebriation with the door closed and the lights dimmed, pretending he was "out of office" still.

I work for a company whose founder, CEO, and entire executive team are women. It is the best place I have ever worked.

I am thoughtful emphatic leadership.

^^I Am Woman, Hear Me Lie.

R98 Bonnie, I didn’t know you posted on DL! You were always quite the bitch, so I really shouldn’t be surprised.

I’m the crossed arms pose that every business woman is required to assume when being profiled on her employer’s website.

What wrong wit da crossing of da arms? It is body speak for da signal dat da poosey is closed for da business hours....unless da monies appear, din we talk!

R103 I had no idea Miss Melania was from Jamaica!

No, R100, I am not a woman. You, however, are an asshole.

R105 has been neutered by all the women in his life and clacks his circuit fan to make them feel safe

I feel very sad for you, R106.

I feel very sad for you, R107

I'm the working class secretary from Canarsie who nods off at her desk every afternoon after doing heroin with the rock posers at L'Amour the night before.

You're really on a roll, troll. Maddie Cawthorn, AND this? Do you ever tire of trolling/Nazi worship?

I’m the inability to take in any constructive criticism, no matter how submissively and delicately it’s delivered. My way or the highway. I’m going to run this company into the ground and when it’s time for accountability it will be everyone else’s fault.

Have you fucked yourself with your constructive trolling?

R112 seems to have fucked you, since you’re so concerned

Die De Facto. Do us a favor.

R114 threatening death over opinions?

YOU DON'T HAVE OPINIONS YOU JUST TROLL. What the fuck are you doing here? An insane gay conservative who trolls 24/7. You're the worst. No wonder everyone hates you. Kill yourself and make the world a better place.

R116 Yasssss Gurl, you betta werk, Mama!!!! Yassssss!!!! Boots da house down!!!!

Fuck off De-Facto. It's long overdue.

R116 you’re just brainwashed, the same as Qanon Republican trailer trash and can’t stand that anyone would ever dissent to your extreme beliefs. The fact that you tell people to go kill themselves says a lot about you. Cheers!

Killing yourself is a great option for you.

R120 seek mental help

I'm seeking you with a knife.

R122 now you’re making violent threats

"No! No! No! I can't identify myself as a woman!!! People can't know that!"

You get what you sow. You gave birth to me.

I’m the breast pumping in the lactation closet.

You're the shit in the punchbowl.

I’m the hive mind that takes over when too many women are in a workplace, if you cross one of us we’ll lie, cheat, steal and kill to get you fired.

You're De-Facto, the troll who never stops.

I’m the worker bee in the hive mind that tells HR “he touched my titty!” to get the nasty man who doesn’t go along with our agenda fired.

R129 you’re Schizo-Cunt, the troll who never gets slept with.

You're the troll who can't think of anything else.

Defacto accusations are the new PooShoes accusations. Lots of people have opinions that don’t align with your own.

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If only it were a troll thread.

Resign this month.

R184 Trust me, I’d like to.

Wow! What a fucking psychotic cunt posting about trolling, when she’s the obvious troll. Must have struck a cord for her accountability-free, hypocritical lard ass.

Said the troll.

VEEP quote in the link at R124 is outdated. It should now read:

"No! No! No! I can't identify myself as a woman!!! So I'll identify as a man! Yeah! Now I'm trans! And a man! That'll score me points!"

I'm the synchronization of menstral cycles (that's a real thing, and it's fascinating!)

R19 is a woman who has made it to the vice president's office by being twice as educated, five times as smart, and 10 times tougher than the men in her office. She'll be damned if she's going to let some big-titted bimbo straight out of college shake her hooters at the president and get promoted, so instead of mentoring the woman, she'll let her be harassed and degraded by the asshole men in the office. Hey, she had to deal with all their shit, so so should the next generation.

Does this shit make you feel better about yourself?

Dang -- there are more angry women on this site than I imagined! Please leave and give it back to us gay men. Thx, luvs.

You haven't mentioned Harry & Meghan today. Slacking off?

Gay men can't have anything without women barging their way in r192

I’m the sudden “girls trip” to a blue state to get an abortion

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I’m the crying in the bathroom.

I'm the AIDS infected office twink crying in the bathroom over himself because after constant lewd remarks to the office straight guy (who can't complain to HR or he'll be labeled as homophobic) he couldn't get him to fuck him. All's well the next night as he goes out once again thoughtlessly spreading his disease to every unfortunate fellow gay man he can. The next day he goes on The Data Lounge and spreads hatred of women, the one thing he'll never be.

R198 Nice try, ugly cunt.

FF the fat ass cunt at R198

Still a piece of shit, I see. Don't you have enough to do with ALL YOUR OTHER woman hating troll threads?

R202 fuck off you homophobic cunt

Does the troll not like getting some of his own shit.? Waaaaaaaa waaaaaaa baby gotta troll! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

R294 gross. a woman who thinks she has some effect here

294? You're really getting ahead of yourself. Maybe you should go back to the first grade and learn to count. Or is that where you're posting from? Jesus, a baby troll who can't even do that right. Sad.

R206 only a woman would be so petty, you can play bossy bitch all you want but that stink hole will still be all you’re defined by

The frau cunt that fingers herself to gay men because she’s obsessed with them is talking to herself again!

Yeah why are you so obsessed with gay men, fat cunt

I’m summer outfits that are more appropriate for a picnic than a place of business.

R210 or a strip club

R2 I’m the ladies restroom that are strangely always completely filthy, shitty, pissy, bloody, gorey messes according to anyone who has ever worked on a janitorial staff. Opposed to the mens that has a little piss in front of the urinal. Most women seem to have not been properly potty trained.

Im R1 ‘s bleeding cunt

I'm OP, the woman hating troll who can't get fucked. I'm pathetic.

This thread is pretty spot-on. Let’s not act like they’re the victims here, the sensationalists pretend that every woman is raped 3 times a day at work. Please, it’s like the “a Trans woman of color is killed every 7 seconds” bullshit. Lots of women know exactly what the fuck they’re doing and use those tits to run the show with men and once a gaggle of women takeover the passive-aggressive behavior is the way things go. Gay men are the ones who truly suffer from this hierarchy.

I’m R214 ‘s dry, dusty cunt

I’m the femme court jester role you better play if you’re a gay man.

“You’re going to take us shopping and talk about Drag Race, fag, or we going to get you fired!”