Tom Hiddleston Is Engaged To Zawe Ashton: ‘I’m Very Happy’

Is he wearing a T-shirt with her name on it? I’ll only believe it’s true love for him at that point.

she is ugly

That's a lot of forehead between the two of them.

Good for them. I hope she encourages him to stop with that scraggly haircut.

I ❤️ ZA

Chile…I guess.

Watch out, gurl!

Engagement used to mean you’d actually set a date for the wedding, not that you’d bought a piece of jewelry for someone you’re fucking.

[quote] she is ugly

She's not ugly but she IS a ciswoman so this is doomed from the start.

First song played for their wedding dance.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHA

That's a MAN, baby!

That face is sobering.

She kind of resembles a black Sarah Paulson. Oooops, sorry. It’s 2022. Sarah Paulson resembles a white Zawe Ashton.

Seeing her makes me recall one of the most unintentionally hilarious movie scenes I’ve seen in a white. Zawe played Amy Adams assistant (?) in Nocturnal Animals. “My ex-husband used to say I was a nocturnal animal.” “I didn’t know you were married before.”

She's got Brian Williams/Betsy Woodruff Swann chin.

He's not aged well. He was so stunningly handsome back when he first appeared in "Wallander."

Congratulations to this beautiful heterosexual couple. Does anyone know where they are registered?

She look-a-lika man, baby.

her chin!!!

one of the last Broadway productions I saw before the pandemic was a revival of Pinter's Betrayal starring Huddleston and Ashton and both were excellent and so was the production

Any child they have is going to like like an Olmec statue.

Mr. and Mrs. Zod!

$10 says she’s pregnant.

I wonder what color the baby will be

Ugly R23. The color Ugly.

R14, my hand to god, I thought that actress was a trans woman. You know, it being an art gallery, they would have a trans to be avant garde.

Tom looks like he needs to visit the MedSpa more frequently.

He couldn't even get a B-lister to be his beard!

Pity that Zawe is a woman

[quote]He's not aged well. He was so stunningly handsome back when he first appeared in "Wallander."

Is Hiddleston the old red-haired lesbian woman in the photo?

Her face is weird like an alien

Matches his Weird Like A Ferret face perfectly.

Oh good lord. Why?

[QUOTE]Oh good lord. Why?

The first wedding invitation is already made out to Barbara Broccoli.

Maybe if they have a baby it’ll be beautiful.

They should get married on Easter Island.

They are a classier version of Megan and Harry

My god, he's pitifully unattractive in that OP photo. Is it booze? Bad genes? Both?

Their baby's face will have no room for eyes, nose and mouth, it will be nothing but forehead.

They're both unattractive.

They're perfect for each other!

Good luck to them!

The marriage will all end in tears.

[quote] Maybe if they have a baby it’ll be beautiful.

Especially if they adopt.

I don't think he's ugly at all. He has a great body, is talented and very intelligent. I do think he's gay tho.

Does he have some movie or TV show premiering?

Emmy campaign for Loki.

Was she born a man?

^ Tom?

I used to think he was straight till that I ❤ taylor incident.

I don't know who she is, so I assumed this was just one of those off photos, and that Miss Ashton wasn't caught at a flattering angle. Turns out NO! She just looks like her lower jaw is asymmetric no matter the angle! I have to assume she has talent, because she isnt getting hired for looks.

Tom has always been a lack luster old mop of a man.

I think they’re well suited looks wise- neither is beautiful nor ugly. He’s getting older and probably wants kids, so I think he’s settling just to get on with it. Hope it works out

His new show on Appletv- The Essex Serpent- was terribly boring. I don’t recommend it. Frank Dillane and his assistant were kind of cute though.

lol, r6

"The Avengers" informed me that Hiddleston isn't hot, nor was he ever to develop it with age, as some men do.

He's talented and has a measure of charisma. "I Saw the Light", the biopic of Hank Williams, is on my mental, get-around-to-it-someday list.

I think Ashton is better looking than him.

Incredible, they are both unattractive on their own, but together they are unattractive x 1000000, it's like they got a booster to unattractivness.

I’ll do anything to save my career. I mean ANYTHING

Jesus Christ he is ugleeeeee.

I remember i saw her in netflix serie, Velvet Buzzsaw, where she had a sexual lovestory with a gay man played by Jake Gyllenhaal - ahahahah

R54 lmao jakey too? She must love her fags.

R54, Jake played a bisexual in that movie. Probably not a stretch. In fact I thought he was playing himself.

My first thought on the fiancee - she an MTF?

Has datalounge been taken over by fraus and witches? He’s gay. I don’t care that he’s engaged. That doesn’t mean he’s happy. It doesn’t mean he’s not gay.

Those are two tight, grim, and resigned “smiles.”

Look, some gals just look butch... often more so than their fiances, cough cough.

He aged like bananas soaked in milk.

I first saw him in Midnight in Paris where he plays very briefly F. Scott Fitzgerald. He was quite beautiful and I assumed Allen cast him for his looks as F Scott was a beautiful young man. Since then he doesn't seemed to have aged very well.

R62 Yea, he looked charming then, but he hasn't aged well

Has Laurence commented yet?

If you believe that Hiddles is in a real relationship, I have a lovely bridge you can buy......utter bs pr!! Funny how these announcements always fall when one is promoting something. That man has sold his mother and his niece for fame and attention, what else is left apart from the family jewels?!

He is ugly.

You could carve a roast beef with that chin.

Ugh. She looks like a black, trans John Kerry with that long face, and she has Jennifer Garner's chin.

😬

I just don't believe that.

Waiting for him to wear a ridiculous t-shirt.

And break-up.

👶

The groom is prettier than the bride.

Tom is a gorgeous homosexual!

Gross.

R [21] 😂😂

I still see a Joel Grey -esque late life coming out in his future.

R20 I saw the same production, which was boring. Ashton and Cox were forgettable, Hiddleston was very good and clearly the only reason the Theatre was sold out.

And Ben Kingsley, Patricia Hodge, and Jeremy Irons wiped the floor with all three if them in the film version.

And I hope they're happy, too.

She looks uglier than ever how is that even possible

How did they make the child?

Now nobody will ever doubt my heterosexuality again!

they are really pushing the interracial white man x black strong independent woman couples.

Her face SUCKS!

Trans?

If he somehow managed to impregnate her without outside assistance, then maybe he isn't gay.

R23, see R71. You win.

Good Lord, she's a dead ringer for Stan Laurel.

Their wedding colors can be various shades of lavender.

These are two of the most unattractive people I have ever seen, ewww.

I can only imagine who ugly the baby's going to be.

And, as if on cue, Taylor Swift's PR leaks that she is "secretly" engaged to her British actor boyfriend of five years, Joe Alwyn.

Is it really five+ years since I ❤ TS??

Wagers on whether Swiftie can bring herself to go through with it this time?

After all, it would be too, too humiliating to have Hiddles beat her to the altar.

At least the Swift-Alwyn union stands a chance of attractive kids.

Sane is doubtful, but pretty is likely.

This is a simple arranged turkey baister baby, marriage. He's not fooling anyone aside from fancunts and fraus.

R91 - A fun theory but the truth is, we'll never know for sure.

I hope her fashion improves after she bears the Hiddleston Heir. Her taste in clothes, so far, does no favours for that face.

Oddly, I'm not surprised. TH gives off the aroma of a Class-A narcissist (albeit, I think, a good-natured one) who would always have preferred in a mate someone who wouldn't stand in his light. Swift was way too pretty, and far richer and more successful.

It's too bad about Elizabeth Wilson - they would have made such a pretty pair if it had lasted.

Poor Tom Hiddleston. He was purty when he was young.

She reminds me of The Crying Game.

Her face is definitely like the dark version of Sarah Paulson. And that’s not a compliment. Those weird mouths like Kerry Washington.

Their child(ren) will be beautiful.

[quote]Their child(ren) will be beautiful.

Compared to what?

just saw her on The Handmaid's Tale

She opened her mouth and a flannel shirt and chainsaw fell out.

In her latest film she plays a hilarious shrew with zero chemistry with any of the male leads except her gay cousin played by Oliver Jackson-Cohen.

Yay!?

He has been on record saying in interviews that his favourite book is Anna Karenina but when pressed to elaborate failed to come up with any meaningful comments other than that the book is an epic love story.

His PR-team need to fine-tune that pseudo-intellectual guise real quick because in no way would you put Anna Karenina under the rubric of an epic love story.

R101 He said that about AK??!!

Then I am well and truly done with him.

Tom and Andrew Garfield at Wimbledon:

No Lawrence Spellman as his date at Wimbledon this year, I see? PR agent put a stop to that quickly enough.

Total beard marriage. Her face shape is mannish.

Years ago, this thread would be up to 600 posts by now, but it appears interest has seriously waned. Do we think Hiddleston will ever come out as the bi sexual he truely is now only the pyscho fans are left?

what??!! he couldn't find anyone better than this hideous half breed?

^r107 - are you Lamb or Lynx?

R107 Is she?! I thought she was full on African.

As for ignorant: with a nothing career, zero charisma, and that face unlikely to improve the career in her late 30s, she was smart enough to use her lucky break in Betrayal to snag a far better ticket into the A-ish list.

I call that, well, savvy if not actually intellectually gifted.

I saw her in Betrayal and she looked beautiful. But that may have been her presence as she’s as tall and thin as TH. Her face does look pretty bad in pictures. She’s charismatic on stage.

R110 I saw that production on Broadway.

She had all the charisma of stewed prunes. Ditto Cox.

The only reason it sold out was Hiddleston. No one was there to see Ashton and Cox.

She did look nicer onstage. But the stage isn't a camera and the sleek simple costume did far more for her than those horrendous gowns she wears.

It's these Brit fuckers infesting the board here that want to normalize bearding.

The long and straight hair does not suit her face, at all.

Never R106. This marriage will seal the closet door shut forever.

Yeah, no, that's not the body language of two people who are in love and fucking. Better luck next time!

There's something so dead and calculating about her eyes in all of her recent puff pieces, I'm not surprised at all she's part of this arrangement.

Once upon a time there was a lonely wench called Zawe was stuck doing documentary voice overs, and didn't even have an agent. Suddenly, she got the gig, Betrayal. She was literally on the verge of giving up showbiz. Then magically, her gay prince in shining armour turned up and offered her a bearding gig to go along with the job offer. Our princess saw her opportunity, and poked holes in all the condoms she had, and got her prince charming drunk. She bent over, he had a go topping. Voila, a baby! She now has a castle with a treehouse and he has an heir to shut the filthy peasants up! The end.

[quote]Once upon a time there was a lonely wench called Zawe was stuck doing documentary voice overs, and didn't even have an agent. Suddenly, she got the gig, Betrayal. She was literally on the verge of giving up showbiz.

Except that Zawe was working fairly steadily. I would hardly call "The Handmaid's Tale" a documentary voice over.

R116 - And if anyone should know, it's Mama Hiddleston.

She left his father for a woman.

Heartened to see the jealous racist Brits have another light-skinned black woman to spew OTT vitriol all over. I'm sure Madame Markle is relieved. I wonder if they have a group chat.

Oh honey,nobody cares if shes black,we just think shes fuck ugly . Nice try,race baiter.

The one on the left is a man, right?

She actually looks good in that IMDB pic @ r117.

R120 of course, darling, that's why you literally called her a slut and a rapist. It's because you don't find her cute. Very normal behaviour!

R117 Handmaids Tale came after Tom along with the MCU job and the current film shes in.

Any more inside gossip R118?

R125 - Regretfully, not. In fact, I was in complete ignorance of this fact until someone else on DL informed me, when I mentioned how bitter his parent's divorce had been, but had no idea why. And his father was very displeased with his son's choice of acting as a career. Their relationship is allegedly much better now, but went through a very tricky era.

So, sheer speculation, there might be some reasons why, if he really isn't straight up hetero, Hiddleston may have wanted to keep it under wraps given what happened between his parents, and, put together with a PR relationship with a rather well-known suspect (Taylor Swift), and now setting up house with a woman who pings to high Heaven . . .

I dunno. That's the best I can do, but I had no inside track.

He looks like a pain in the arse but a basically good-hearted sort who never quite grew up, but, hey, I don't have to see he eats breakfast.

You guys think he is gay?

Speaking of closet cases: 68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **3** This foreign born A list dual threat actor finally completed the privacy wall at his home. There were many hoops to jump through at the city to get a permit to do so. He didn't want the apartment building next door to be able to look into his yard. If you take a close look at the permit application, which is public, the two names listed as owners on the request are the actor and his alliterate friend. The soon to be mother of his child is nowhere to be found. Tom Hiddleston/Charlie Cox/Zawe Ashton (Charlie Cox says that 'best friend' Tom Hiddleston was one of the first people he told about his 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' cameo)

She has a face like a man. He has an ass like a woman's. I guess it all evens out.

Blind items are so horrible now.

She reminds me a bit of that woman who sings for Pink Martini.

I don't think either one of them are stunningly gorgeous OR double-take hideous. I think they're both average-person cute.

What’s up with her face?

He was dishy for about ten minutes when he had the long curly hair. He looked great in that red leather jacket and codpiece as Prince Hal in Henry IV Part 1.

She was never cute unless she put on a red nose and started to talk like a pirate.

i smelled phony when I found out her grandfather was a.key player in one of the most horrific dictatorships in the history of mankind; that she grew up posh yet her show biz persona was that of a gritty riot girrrl who came up off the streets. I smelled phony when every single picture of them until the red carpet pregnant “are you alright, honey?” pictures, he consistently looked like a 14 year old who was stuck chaperoning his adoring, awkward 12 year old cousin for the weekend.

And I *really* smelled big time phony when I saw Ashton in a stupid Marvel spangly jumpsuit pose, and then dressed up in some Masterpiece Theatre series clothes and then showing up on some feed of mine harking the beauty of Z.A.’s new line of handbags.

This marriage -oi. What could possibly go wrong.

And I’m so so over Hiddleston. Thank you , life and James Mcavoy, for setting me free.

She's barely in The Handmaid's Tale. 3 episodes only 1 or 2 scenes per show. (and she plays a lesbian...believably.)

I smell of lavender....

R119 oh please. there are plenty of black women, light skin women, mixed or wtv the fuck that are GORGEOUS as hell. We call ugly people, ugly. And we don't give them special treatment and lie to their faces just because they're black, otherwise we will be called pathetic liars right? If it was a white women with that chin and forehead, we'd have called her unattractive as well, chill the fuck out, Sharon.

Agree with R138. Zawe is unattractive and her background story (as laid out by R135) makes you side-eye her come-up.

Really thin line here when it comes to talking about her looks but there’s another thread going featuring a white hatchet-chinned fright and the consensus is she’s abominable looking. That poor girl and her delusions.

ZA has options that she refuses to use; she should start with a visit to Jennifer Aniston’s hairstylist because for years we’ve be able to ignore her chin through proper hair cuts and styles. Zawe insists on foisting that chin on us.

I hope that bitch doesn't try to pass herself off as a woman of color. I've already got that covered.

Who's her grandfather?

Paulo Muwanga. Briefly served as Prime Minister of Uganda.

Thanks, R142! Interesting...

Zawe just needs a dash of lippy and to be photographed from the best angle.

I really don't know if Hiddleston is queer or not and I doubt most of the people posting here do. That there is something "odd" about him, and that for an attractive man (come on, he was good-looking in that odd duck way that Englishmen are often so good at) with a certain amount of talent, I have yet to see him evidence a shred of erotic heat with a woman onscreen. That's ok, some actors can't do sex. Cumberbatch is a shit onscreen lover, too. You match up any of their love scenes (not with each other), against a hot scene featuring a young Viggo Mortensen in A Walk on the Moon, or Aidan Turner in "Hattie" (he had some sex scenes in that, that make clear why he got as far as he did) and they might as well be girls.

But that could all be true and he could still be hetero.

I dunno. He's an odd case. I like him as an actor, I do. Until lately, I also found him attractive.

But, er, something's missing. I'm not sure what it is. At any rate, he seems sweet enough; I don't wish either of them ill.

With any luck, all their kids will be boys.

R145 Viggo and Diane Lane in Walk on the Moon were so hot! Tommy boy is bi not gay. He likes to play with both.

I always thought he was family.

R146 Oh that scene in the back of the van!!!!!

He reminds me of Shemar Moore. trying so hard to be "hetero" but theres no real heat there. Especially in Shemars case,he was so good looking,but any time they have him as a part of a couple,he has zero chemistry with women.

R149 Well, he certainly has zero chemistry with women onscreen. But I hold that at a bit of distance, because some actors just can't do sex.

One of my favourite scenes from the very excellent "Hattie" (the bio pic of the former televsion and stage comedienne Hattie Jacques, and the breakdown of her marriage due to her affair with a hot younger stud) is from the early stages of John Schofield's pursuit of Hattie. He finds her in her dressing-room van on the site of one of her TV comedies. Inside it, Aidan Turner responds to Hattie's weak attempt at tartness with a "So, this is me being pursued?" with a whispered "No, this is you being hunted. I'm on your trail . . ." as he bends down to kiss her neck.

Your hair could be singed from the erotic heat generated by Turner and Ruth Jones in that moment.

Neither Hiddleston nor Cumberbatch, nor Meryl Streep (another one who can't do sex) have ever managed five seconds of such heat with any onscreen partner in their entire careers.

It doesn't follow, ipso facto, that they aren't hetero. It's possible, but a sort of artistic hearsay, if you will.

Some got it, some don't. If Hiddleston had it, he'd have turned into the A-list leading man he clearly so badly wanted to be.

R150 Mind you, it does demonstrate how crap Hiddleston is in bed! Probably, doesn't know what giving an orgasm is, so how can you re enact a response.

Shoot! My hopes of one day becoming Mrs. Tom Hiddleston have been dashed by yet another glamorous seductress!

I always laugh when I read the comments of the delusional fans who are gushing over Tomzawe relationship , especially comments like “look at the way he looks at her” Actually when Tom talks and looks at zawe it's like someone buys sth from a shop owner , I always noticed that Tom eyefucked his male costars more than he did with other women or zawe , and if I try to explain such a fact , the nannies immediately call me a racist jealous fan who wants Tom's d#ck for myself or they think I want Tom to shove his tongue in zawe's mouth to believe that he is in love with her !!! No you stupid I don't want Tom to shove his tongue in zaw's stinky mouth to believe so , but at least if he acts like any normal guy with his girlfriend, I would believe they are having a real romantic life !! But Tom's body language is always screaming “ I'm gay / asexual” , only blinds can't see it !!

I have yet to see him evidence a shred of erotic heat with a woman onscreen.

He certainly had a lot with me!

[quotepWith any luck, all their kids will be boys.

How archaic of you.

r155 I think the person meant that daughters would look like their mother

Sons might have a better chance with those genes.

Well, in that case...

R155, abashed

R156 You'd think poster could have figured that out. But thanks for the kind assistance.

Why was my comment deleted ?

Thev sorry truth is that men can still get away with not being pretty. But it's much harder for women.

And with those two, the likelihood of attractive faces is slim.

I always laugh when I read the comments of the delusional fans who are gushing over Tomzawe relationship , especially comments like “look at the way he looks at her” Actually when Tom talks and looks at zawe it's like someone buys sth from a shop owner, I don't see any act of intimacy between them , on the other hand I always notice that Tom likes to eyefuck his male costars more than he does with other women or zawe , and if I try to explain such a fact , the nannies immediately call me a racist jealous fan who wants Tom's d#ck for myself or they think I want Tom to shove his tongue in zawe's mouth to believe that he is in love with her !!! No you stupid I don't want Tom to shove his tongue in zaw's stinky mouth to believe so , but at least if he acts like any normal guy acts with his girlfriend, then I will believe they are having a real romantic life !! But Tom's body language is always screaming “ I'm gay / asexual” , only blind and naive people can't see it.

I always laugh when I read the comments of the delusional fans who are gushing over Tomzawe relationship , especially comments like “look at the way he looks at her” Actually when Tom talks and looks at zawe it's like someone buys sth from a shop owner, I don't see any act of intimacy between them , on the other hand I always notice that Tom likes to eyefuck his male costars more than he does with other women or zawe , and if I try to explain such a fact , the nannies immediately call me a racist jealous fan who wants Tom's d#ck for myself or they think I want Tom to shove his tongue in zawe's mouth to believe that he is in love with her !!! No you stupid I don't want Tom to shove his tongue in partner's mouth to believe so , but at least if he acts like any normal guy acts with his girlfriend, then I will believe they are having a real romantic life !! But Tom's body language is always screaming “ I'm gay / asexual” , only blind and naive people can't see it.

I posted my comments three times , could the owner of this page delete the first two repeated comments ?

With celebrities such as these two, the expectation is that each would find an extraordinarily attractive mate, so much so that people would wonder why, and chalk it up to unseen qualities of the unattractive party.

But when two such find each other, the only consolation is speculation on how gruesome any product of the union might be.

R150 I agree, Aidan Turner is very very HOT.

I've seen him in Desperate Romantics and he was absolutely hotness.

No, R163.

The fact your comment was posted multiple times actually drives home the frantic ravings.

Look at is a Providence.

My mother said this marriage won't last!

[R166] I'm still new in datalounge, I thought my comment wasn't posted, so I posted again !!

R168 Yes, we can tell you're new by the double brackets.

You only need one set to reply or to sign a comment.

At least your comment wasn’t tossed in the “ignore” bin. It was posted three times and allowed to stay up. And you didn’t, god help you, follow the proper format for paragraph spacing.

Which I eventually did.

Yet I’m on some kind of auto-ignore and I don’t know why. And I can’t find anyone in the datalounge head office to tell me.

Why? What have I done?