Favorite Celebrity Nude of All Time

Steve Bond

Broadway Bares in general.

Norm Lewis in particular.

R2 doesn't understand the definition of either "celebrity" or "nude."

Sam Jones in Playgirl.

Yule Brynner. Rudolf Nureyev. i also get a kick out of trashier ones such as Tony Ward, Joe Dallesandro, etc. Old Gianni Agnelli jumping nude off his yacht.

Ewan McGregor and his big, fat uncut cock.

Pete Burns

Hitchhiking

Holy ding dong I had no idea about Pete.

That Justin Bieber one is not real. That dick and big bush were added.

I believe Justine's hermaphrodite wife has the vestigial penis in that couple.

R10 it's definitely real. It was from a collection of leaked nudes when Justin was vacationing in Hawaii a few years back.

Another vote for Justin!

George Maharis (now 93) presenting vintage hole.

"Yule Brynner"

Oh, dear, R5.

R14 George and his cock are still hanging in there! They'll be 94 in September.

R2 I've had a crush on him and Jesse Martin for the longest time. Wish I could see the actual nudes

Poor sickly Biebs is fully erect, but pretending to be flaccid.

Not necessarily one that got me off but the Vanessa Williams' nudes were very, very controversial back in the day. Some of my favorites are the Justin Verlander/Kate Upton fappening photos. Specifically the one where she's lying on her stomach with a four foot rope of jizz on her back. Atta boy!!

The paparazzi photo of Michael Fassbender whipping out that hog of his and peeing on set is a favorite

Shawna

Did Burt Lancaster have a cock shot?

R22 Indeed he did.

Baseball player Joe Pepitone and his bat. That’s not Joe in the thumbnail.

R24 Joe was ugly as fuck, but he had a beautiful cock.

Mission: Impossible's Peter Lupus

Hard to top Tristan.. or maybe not

Wow, who could have thought Justin looked so good naked.

Daniel Craig on a very cold day.

Peter Steele and Patrick Warburton of course.

[quote] she's lying on her stomach with a four foot rope of jizz on her back

where?

Tom Hardy

Just Google it

Those Tom Hardy pics are not straight baiting. Those are gay thirst trap pics.

MOAR

COCK

PLEASE

less cock please

I keep on waiting for one I haven’t seen🤪

I am disappoint that Justin Bieber is mutilated. But pleasantly surprised Burt Lancaster is intact.

R35 It's literal violence!

Woody Harrelson.

It will be a national holiday the day we have frontal closeup shots of the Hammaconda.

This one.

I never saw that Fassbender one before! Wow! And thanks!

[quote] Yule Brynner.

You’re a Ho Ho Ho!

Jamie Dornan

I still whack off to this one.

Woody Harrelson had a great ass.

Daniel Craig has a disappointing dick.

r46, that looks fake to me.

That's not real, R46. I've seen the original and he's wearing boxing shorts.

Y’all are heartless!

You’re gonna tell some old dude the picture he’s been whacking off to for 40+ years is a fake?

Let him have his fun.

Mark Ruffalo

Just Google them

We've seen them, R51. We don't need to Google them.

There was quite the pitter-patter back in 2016 when Orlando Bloom's vacation photos were leaked.

The goods on display looked plenty nice to me, although in an interview Bloom said, “It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.” Kudos for him for saying the pics made him look better than real life rather than screaming. "The water was cold!"

So are we suppose to believe that is Shawn Mendes getting fucked at r21 photo that was just uploaded less than three hours ago? It does look like Shawns back. What say we DL?

[quote] So are we suppose to believe

Oh, dear!

[quote] Kudos for him for saying the pics made him look better than real life rather than screaming. "The water was cold!"

Huh?

Wasn’t he downplaying his endowment?

R55 are you really "Oh Dearing" a missing "D" or an I missing something else.

Oscar Isaac

You’re not missing anything else, r57.

Too many people seem to think it’s “suppose to be” when it’s not supposed to be.

I like this thread.

Michael Pitt in Bernardo Bertolucci's THE DREAMERS (not guy in thumbnail) did it for me back in the day. One of my first fave celeb crushes/nudes as a teen. By then, I had become a huge fan after seeing/liking him in Larry Clark's BULLY, in John Cameron Mitchell's HEDWIG, and MURDER BY NUMBERS with Sandra Bullock.

I remember Jake Gyllenhaal was originally cast in the role but dropped out when he realized there was frontal nudity involved. Initially, I was disappointed but was more than happy when Michael Pitt was announced as his replacement. 😂

Those 70s guys all look so gross. I don't know how anyone thought they were hot.

[quote] Michael Pitt in Bernardo Bertolucci's THE DREAMERS (not guy in thumbnail) did it for me back in the day.

Did what for you?

OK, now that we cleared the Supposed To Be up, is that supposed to be Shawn Mendes getting fucked in that picture?

Chad Faust (Dean in Saved!) stripping nude in front of Rosario Dawson and then getting raped by Marcus Patrick in Descent.

Rawrrrr

Demi was smuggling the Jackson 5 in that cooch!

Did you called, r57?

Keanu Reeves' ass (from the Greg Gorman photoshoot in the early '90s).

Jussie because of the struggle bathroom

Jussie is HUGE! He needs to do porn!

Long and skinny!

That's not skinny.

🧐👀

R70 It must have been cold in that bathroom!

Jim Brown in Playgirl.

R76 He's a sexually assaulting MAGAt. And kind of an average dick for a black guy.

In an age where 99% percent of TikTok boys have leaked nudes, this thread is turning into eldergays debating 1970s playgirl covers.

No Irish Curse on Jamie.

Christopher Atkins. Fairly small cock, but I loved the fact he was willing to get completely nude repeatedly in films and Playgirl in the early 80s. His face and body more than make up for the smallish cock.

r80 Yeah, Christopher Atkins is a god! I've been jerking it off those pics since I was in elementary school!

r79 thinks it 1860.

This bloke

so far R4 wins. Sam Jones was hot and love that dick

so, what are you doing on DL R78?

R81 Yup. Chris Atkins. Playgirl 1982. Dat ass!!! Definitely my favourite celeb nude of all time.

Ryan Phillippe

William's willy at R83 definitely looks circumcised. I thought Diana made sure they were left intact.

R88 I think it looks like he is pulling his foreskin back?

Perusing this thread and thinking: Thank God Telly Savalas kept his clothes on.

R89 like what Fassbender is doing at R20.

R69 speaking of Goran, this photoshoot of Josh Duhamel.

Hot

I can't find any fully nude pics of Mark Ruffalo online. Unless I'm missing something

R94 I think people are referring to the brief glimpse of his cock in Jane Campion's IN THE CUT.

r95 linky stinky

R96 try this.

That may be, R77, but that's a nice black cock, and I wouldn't say average.

Ricky Martin's husband was pretty good.

Also Michael B. Jordan, not because it was a particularly great nude pic but he is fine as fuck.

r83 Love those pics of William! So hot!

Nicholas Gonzalez

R88 Hasn't seen a cock since Regan was president.

[quote] [R88] I think it looks like he is pulling his foreskin back?

I pity you, mutilated fool. You pull it back when you pee. Diana taught him well, how not to spill drops on your pants.

[quote]Diana taught him well, how not to spill drops on your pants.

Pardon?

R103 craves aardvark cock.

[quote]I pity you, mutilated fool.

Everybody pities you, you obsessive freak

I always wondered why Playgirl didn't run Christopher's full frontal shot in his pictorial.

I don't know if he would qualify as a celebrity but Craig Stepp shows his big softie in one of those terrible Shannon Tweed movies.

I love the beebs juicy fat cock! I want it in my mouth n butt!

R109

I've no idea how authentic this pic of Jensen Ackles is, but even though he's a B actor I enjoy looking at him.

The thumbnail is someone else in this particular collection.

I THINK this nearly-nude Ackles modeling pic is genuine. If not, I want it to be.

Rupert Graves

Sexy af in Maurice

Ah, Rupert. Such happy memories. "Now, we shan't never be parted."

R107 I always assumed it was his management who made that decision. I’m sure CA would have been game. I didn’t particularly care myself. I’m an ass man.

sorry OP, I think I'm gonna have to block you for posting this photo

Graham Phillips

R111 That's definitely a fake shot of Ackles.

The OJ one is real, though. He was hot and sexy before he became a homicidal maniac.

Helen Lawson.

Just Google them!

Jeff Goldblum floppin' around on the beach.

Just happened to see this on Twitter. A bit small for my tastes, but it's funny that he signed it for someone.

If Robert Webb had one, that would be my favorite.

The amount of spunk that gay boys spanked out over Christopher Atkins back in the day could've populated a small nation.

Jessica Tandy

John Krivos was a celebrity in my book and he had the most amazing ass.

R123 I definitely added to that spunk ocean over Christopher Atkins!

All men had bushes in the 70s and 80s. It was considered more masculine to have a big one. Playgirl models all had big ones. It must have been in the criteria.

My fraternity brother used a blow dryer on his after his shower every morning. He had Italian heritage, with a gorgeous face and body. His bush was large, thick, and dark and he'd blow the heat on it until it was like cotton candy. He was straight and always had a girlfriend, so I never hinted I was attracted to him. Forty years later, he told me he would have let me explore if I'd asked.

Gregory Smith

So many to choose from!

-Burt Reynolds hairy ass in a paperback from 1972. -Tyler Posey’s plump ass on his OnlyFans -Sam J Jones Playgirl -Chris Atkins Playgirl -Fabian Playgirl -Josh Duhamel by Greg Gorman -Joe Dallesandro‘s old ass and hard-on B & W’s -Helmut Berger nudes photographed by his Sugar Daddy Luchino Visconti -Bieber’s ass shots on Instagram -John Stamos for Paper magazine -Brad Pitt’s paparazzi shots

R127 A tale as old as time and twice as sad.

It's hot knowing another 1559 people have just here clicked on Justin's fat cock! His naked body belongs to the public now!

Back in the day, do you remember how much work it took to figure on when a movie was going to be on, record it in on your VHS, then watch and try and pause it on your TV frame by frame? I remember doing that with Tom Berenger in "In Praise of Older Women." His body was so sexy to me and a nice chubby floppy cock. And you got to see so much of it.

Tom Berenger. Now that's was a hottie. Cut or uncut?

r134 I'm pretty sure I read those pics are fake but real pics of his horny cousin or something like that.

Milan Christopher of “Love and Hip Hop” boldly posed nude for Paper magazine. It brought me back to Playgirl’s early years when some celebrities elected to go full-frontal.

R132, I did the same thing! Tom Berenger was in one of my earliest crushes. I must have worn out that video tape, frame by frame, to see his gorgeous body and his handsome face and his amazing cock. He was so fucking hot! He and Richard Gere were my favorites.

R136, I don't think it's particularly "bold" to pose nude when you have a cock that big, lol

R137 You must have blown a gasket for Looking For Mr. Goodbar

NFL Hall of Famer Jim Brown. He was a very well known player, and later went on to acting. I think I lot of my father’s football loving friends were shocked by it.

R136 Loved that layout!

Watren Cuccurullo

Richard Gere got naked so often in the 80s David letterman repeatedly called for him to “keep his pants on., for gods sake.”

Justin’s dick in those pics always looked like a prosthetic to me, and those photos WERE leaked around the time of those pesky ftm rumors...

Christopher Meloni walking toward the showers and in the showers.

Joe Dallesandro..........

Ben Affleck's big cock in "Gone Girl."

R146. Wow! I'd never seen any hardcore stuff from Dallesandro. Who knew he was a bottom?

When Chris Jones' big dick flopped out on national TV during the NFL combines.

Christopher Meloni in OZ

Stripping in front of DL fave RIta Moreno.

Rita's not really DL fave -- it's mainly because she fucked Marlon Brando and appeared as Zelda in "Singin' in the Rain" way back when.

I was also the original Anita in WEST SIDE STORY, for God's sake!

Notice that Ariana didn't mention you Rita when she did the Tony awards. Of course she didn't mention me at the Oscars either. What a fickle bitch!

But I played Anita first on the OCR.

mm hmmm.

I don’t want to see either Rita or Chita naked.

R150 That shot never loses it’s power to shock and titillate. To this day I can’t believe a mainstream actor was willing to show his butthole!

Dude has the uncut cock and I’m outta there. It’s fugly and the cheese factor.

R160. STFO and GTFO.

R161 smelly and uncut and triggered.

R160, which uncut celebrity are you referring to?

[quote] That shot never loses it’s power

Oh, dear!

Ed Fury’s nudes are nice. Great ass!

Harry Potter

Bump

Jim Brown is probably the best all time celebrity nude in print. Incredible chocolate body with a huge cock, unfortunately he didn’t show ass in Playgirl. Ewan McGregor and Michael Fassbender on film are the best. Hot as hell and not a bit shy at showing off their huge third legs.

Ewan McGregor really isn't that big

R169 have you seen Young Adam? It’s hanging almost halfway down his leg soft.

[quote]Ewan McGregor really isn't that big

DL's professional size queens are so predictable.

The outtake of Burt Reynolds from the Cosmopolitan photo shoot.

This painting of Chris Isaak from Margaret Cho's art collection.

R170 this? Meh

[quote]The outtake of Burt Reynolds from the Cosmopolitan photo shoot.

How does one's cock stay perfectly horizontal when lying on one's side?

R175 That happens sometimes after circumcision. The condition is called tight skin or something.

WTF are you talking about, R176? There's no such thing.

R174 when he gets out of bed it really drops down.

[quote]How does one's cock stay perfectly horizontal when lying on one's side?

Photoshop.

R168, A thick cock with a prominent head.

R173 is that real? He posed for her?

[R176] I could be wrong but I think that condition (phimosis) is sometimes WHY some boys get circumcised, not because of being circumcised.

R182 - why would some boys get circumcised because of being circumcised?

Kirk Acevedo in Oz. Bush for days.

r184 Cute little cock! No wonder why he's angry all the time!

You'd think people would understand the way penises work by this stage in their lives. r185 belies this concept.

r186 is delusion if you think that thing has any potential soft or hard. That's a tiny penis!

No it isn't. You're a moron.

I wouldn't mind experimenting with it.

Kirk Acevedo is a really handsome man. Nice dick. Five-star bush.

R184. I’d hold my judgement until I saw full-mast.

It’s relatively thick, so maybe there’s hope.

Who has had it?

I'm shocked that Burt was circumcised.

Victor Mature in the barracks during WWII. I suspect he was a very popular soldier,

R193 how do you mean?

[quote]I'm shocked that Burt was circumcised.

What's shocking about it? Circumcision was already becoming common in the U.S. when Burt was born.

Adam Garcia's jack off clip is pretty hot. But my favorite is still Meloni in "Oz", @R150.

The interesting thing about Chris Meloni in OZ is that he was on that HBO show at the same time as LAW & ORDER: SVU on network TV.

I was in high school then and recall first seeing him on SVU and becoming instantly smitten.

My family, who was always behind the times, finally got cable around 2000, which was when I stumbled upon OZ and was immediately hooked!

Imagine my shock and delight when I finally got to see 'Elliot Stabler' out of his suit and tie. 😲

Especially doing this (at R150) 😲😲

And this (at link below) 😲😲😲

I think the scene where 'Chris Keller' returns from court in his suit/tie and strips fully nude in front of Rita Moreno was done for the SVU fans. I'm willing to bet. 😂 He was usually in a wife-beater in OZ.

[quote]Kirk Acevedo in Oz. Bush for days.

[quote]Kirk Acevedo is a really handsome man. Nice dick. Five-star bush.

That's what I like. I'd rather a guy have a regular sized dick and a nice bush, as opposed to being well-hung and completely hairless. It's so common these days, especially in porn.

I just rewatched A Room With A View and Julian Sands naked in the pond was beautiful.

R199, and Rupert Graves was naked in the pond with him. Hot!

Never heard of Adam Garcia at r196, and I’m usually bored by jerk-off videos, but that was hot.

James Ransone (aka 'Ziggy Zobotka' in THE WIRE, 'Eddie Kaspbrak' in IT CHAPTER TWO, and 'The Deputy' in SINISTER and its sequel) jacking off to completion while choking himself in Larry Clark's controversial KEN PARK.

I was pretty turned on my Hunter Biden's nudes and the size of his cock. I thought he was hot even before all the leaked photos.

R200 great movie and hot scene

I don't think that is Andy Garcia.. The guy resembles him, but that looks like currently shot footage and not something shot in the 70s or 80s when he would have been that age.

[quote]I don't think that is Andy Garcia.

It isn't. It's ADAM Garcia.

oop, sorry I just saw that it is ADAM garcia, not Andy.

nevermind.

[quote]I don't think that is Andy Garcia.

Thank you, Emily Litella.

[quote] [R173] is that real? He posed for her?

I don't know, but it is one of many of Chris in her collection.

Larry King has entered the chat at r205.

😂

I wonder if he regrets doing that scene in Kids R202, I bet he gets asked about it constantly.

Adam certainly is not Andy.

The butthole shots of Simon Rex have given me many a wank! One of my favourite celebrity “scandals”.

I wanted to spank Christopher Atkins’s lily-white ass cheeks when I was younger.

I do love this one.

[quote]I do love this one.

The original Princess Tinymeat.

I'm not embarrassed to admit I jacked off to Hunter Biden's nudes. I love a trashy well hung mess of a man. Never to date. But for the night? Oh hell ya.

I’m with you R217. Waiting for the cumshot pics and the eventual MFM tape.

R216 With the most spectacular ass in recorded history.

Burt Reynolds' penis was intact. That photo showing a sliced cock upthread was photoshopped.

Dermot Mulroney getting his dick stroked in INHALE.

To lazy to look for it, but there is a good shot and/or video of Dermot walk through, full frontal…leaves little to the imagination

Find them here.

Leonard Whiting deserves a place in the Pantheon…

[quote]To lazy to look for it,

We can tell.

Hell, you’re too lazy to add that extra O.

R222, Here's a quick example from "Investigating Sex".

[quote] Burt Reynolds' penis was intact. That photo showing a sliced cock upthread was photoshopped.

This is untrue. The actual photo was auctioned off through Julien's by Burt's estate.

R227, Was it in the estate auction catalogue?

Matt Lattanzi. I shot so many loads over him when I was in high school.

R224, you're right that the Leonard Whiting nude scene is historically significant. Male nudity is common today, but in those days it would have been a big deal to see a young, beautiful actor show his naked ass.

R230, The UK media made a big deal over the nude scene because the Queen was to attend the premiere and it was believed she would be offended by it.

I can’t get into uncircumcised cock. I’ve had bad experiences with cheese dick on seemingly clean men. Something is sexier to me about a cut cock. I hate the turtle waiting to cum out. A dick ready to roll is my kind of good time.

Bruce Willis in The Color Of Night

Sean Bean in all those nude scenes from Lady Chatterley's Lover. He's been nude in other films/shows too.

Speaking of Lady Chatterley's Lover -- Nicholas Clay in the 1981 version!

Who is this Ho, Chatterley?

I loved seeing his 70's pubes. Too bad that they didn't show his donkey dick. It's a crime that he didn't show it off in his prime!

R235 Gawd I loved this man! His ass was the biggest I’d ever seen and I wanted to worship it with my tongue and other body parts. Probably my favourite nude scene of all time. RIP Nicholas Clay!

I believe the following year the Royal Film premiere was The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie where the very young Pamela Franklin appears nude showing a great deal more than her ass despite a discreetly placed hand. It was much more unusual at the time to see a girl's breasts in a mainstream film for more than a brief flash. One had seen the occasional male ass for a few years. The Queen liked nudies.

Many were shocked when they saw this.

"The Rifleman" (Chuck Conner) had Johnny Crawford play Conner's kid in the TV show. They were co-stars.

Crawford went full-frontal for the posters for the movie "The Naked Ape" in 1973.

They never imagined that sweet little kid would grow up and have such a large bush.

Joe Dallesandro’s big bubble butt in Warhol’s Dracula!:

I’ve always preferred nude photo shoots to nude “scenes” in movies. It turns me on more if a celeb is willing to put themselves out there as themselves, instead of a character. I like the voyeur/exhibitionist aspect to say, a Playgirl layout. If they’re in a movie they think “well it’s the character, not me, who’s exposed”. It can be pretentious as hell. They don’t want to think of the general public out there jerking off to a paused scene. That pretence is dropped with still photos. That’s why I love Chris Atkins, Joe Dallesandro, Burt Reynolds, Tyler Posey, Steve Bond etc.

Tom Berenger in At Play in the Fields of the Lord.

A close up of Channing Tatum’s butt in The Lost Ciry. Ooh lala

When Mel Gibson rose from the bed in the first "Lethal Weapon".

R245 Yeah too bad he turned into such a horror show.

[quote] A close up of Channing Tatum’s butt in The Lost Ciry.

Is that an Asian film?

Insensitivity will not be tolerated on DL!

[quote] A close up of Channing Tatum’s butt in The Lost Ciry.

It should be " The Lost Siri," the heartbreaking tale of a young man who lost his Siri and found out that he was totally incapable of living on his own. He ultimately died of starvation, as he was unable to get Siri to connect with DoorDash.

Jean-Claude Van Damme's fine ass in Universal Soldier.

I think one of my faves was Alex Dimitriades the Australian who starred in Heartbreak High, he jerked off with a soft dick in 'Head On' the movie. I remember buying it on VHS and watching it over and over.

[quote] the heartbreaking tale of a young man who lost his Siri and found out that he was totally incapable of living on his own.

Ah. A story as old as time itself.

R14 Damn, 420bf's gonna get his kicks, toniiiiight

R240, that's not a very American looking cock.

[quote] Christopher Meloni walking toward the showers and in the showers.

especially the shower scene with Brian Bloom.

Did more "Take Me Out" photos emerge from the show?

Hot mustachioed daddy Dabney Coleman.

Has anyone commented on the creepiness of Bieber’s right index finger in the picture OP posted? It’s like an angry inferior tiny penis growing out of his hand. It’s even trying to compete with the actual dick. “Think you’re so great? Look at me! I’m more erect than you are!! Nyah!!”

r256, other video was released showing the cast showering. Billy Masters had it on his site, but he puts his logo on it and makes it difficult to download.

R257 Yup I remember that scene very well! I was NOT expecting such a nice, perky bum on Dabney Coleman of all people. And it seemed to just come out of the blue.

I was an 80’s boy, so I was fixated on Jean Claude Van Damme, Christopher Atkins, Rob Lowe, Richard Gere, Maxwell Caulfield, Sam J Jones, Billy Idol, Don Johnson, Steve Bond, Tom Selleck and Mel Gibson at the time. All were famous for nude scenes or layouts. I jerked it like crazy to those guys. Can’t pick just one.

R184, Kirk Acevedo has admitted on Twitter that he now manscapes everywhere.

Did he say why, R262?

James McAvoy admitted on Graham Norton that he is "clean-shaven."

r264 He briefly showed his body in a movie.

^The King of Scotland

Ron Jeremy

Elvis

McAvoy penis in "Last King of Scotland"

Sean Lamont ... athletes are celebrities too.

R263, he's straight, like James McAvoy. They think women like a shaved pubis. Many also think women like shaved armpits and a closely trimmed chest. Maybe they're right. If so, it's yet another thing to lament about the deification of women by a certain class of straight men.

If a shaved pubis gets them blowjobs, then it's worthwhile.

R272 is right. They think a clean shaven dick and balls will get them more blowjobs. You can always tell it's a straight guy too because they'll be hairy every but their cock and balls will look like they are going in for surgery. They make no attempt to make it look natural at all.

[quote] They make no attempt to make it look natural at all.

Well, it's not natural.

I would walk away from a guy who was completely shaved down there, no matter how hot he was.

It’s not natural, r274?

[quote]Well, it's not natural.

Yes, it is.

Thom Evans

So who’s in the celebrity bubble-butt hall of fame?

I don't think that is Andrew Garfield.

You don't think which one is Andrew Garfield, r281?

Sam Jones, of "The Flash" movie fame. In PlayGirl. He was... girthy.

R196 Isn't Andrew Garfield or Andy Samberg or Jerry Garcia or Adam West.

Jones pics are legendary. The best Playgirl celebrity nude along with Jim Brown. His cock was hairy with a HUGE head. Makes me horny just thinking about it.

Big and Little Sammy from Playgirl.

She's with child

Dylan McDermott in the first season of American Horror Story

Cricketer Allan Lamb.

R288, Do you think Julia Roberts rimmed that ass?

His coinslot had my signyachya calas - blush and bashful.

R286, beautiful bush on Sam Jones.

R292, Well, it was 1975.

Speaking of Sam Jones - that other Sam Jones (from Smallville) was happy to show dick, too.

Brad Pitt

the shame with Alan Turing finally getting due in the last decade... it's difficult to search for his nude photos, anymore.

So, here's R.E.M.'s Michael Stipe instead...

Sam J Jones had the best celeb Playgirl cock for sure, (closely rivalled by Steve Bond). I wish he’d shown his ass though! That was a disappointment Chris Atkins had the best celeb ass in PG.

Simon Rex

James Caan

Ah yes, Simon Rex.

Gregory Harrison in the "Harrad Experiment", a couple of years before the shower door gave way in the opening scene of "Trapper John, MD".

I was sure he would eventually pose for a Playgirl centerfold.

Gregory Harrison could pose nude today.

Doesn't Gregory Harrison have a history of suicide attempts?

Ah, yes, Simon Rex. I remember it being a little scandalous at the time with his MTV career. No one ever imagined something like an internet where everything you've ever done is so easily accessible to everyone. They were suppose to be niche gay vids no one would ever see outside of a small community. now it's available to his nieces and nephews if they so choose to view it.

That's what I wonder with all of these people doing porn now with their onlyfans and posting online. I am sure there will come a point where you can accurately google someone's face and identify exactly who they are.

[quote]They were suppose to be

Oh, dear!

D-F list singer O'ryan

If Rex Reed married Simon Rex, he would become Rex Reed Rex.

[...]

No one cares about your opinion, R308, so keep it to yourself.

Simon Rex still a looker after all these years. Love him in Red Rocket

Simon Rex gave us a very rare look at a celebrities butthole.

Kieran Hayler’s spread ass cheeks on his OnlyFans. Right up there for sure!

Burt Reynolds fur-carpeted buns. I had a puzzle of the photos back in the day…still good J/O material.

R305 a whole "oh dear" post over a missing D? It must be a slow news day.

Maybe if you didn’t make the same “mistake” every damn time, you wouldn’t earn the oh, dear, dear.

Or R307 Simon Rex Reed

I have no, NO idea what OP is going on about.

R295 Didn’t it bother you that Brad Pitt’s nudes were not given with his consent? Was that the turn on?

There is something called a reasonable expectation of privacy r318. You don't have that when you go outside completely naked on vacation, no mater where you are. And yes to the latter. Because he knew what he was doing and didn't give a fuck if the world saw his cock. He couldn't pull it out for them. But he wanted the world to see it.

R318 Still carrying that torch for Brad, Goop?

R319 So now you’re in Brad Pitt’s head? You have no idea that he had motivation for having his naked body displayed for the entire world to see. He could just as easily have felt humiliated.

R320 Nope. I just prefer my nudes consensual. You’re probably one of those assholes who thought all those women who were hacked deserved it amiright?

R321 you're a grown ass adult I am assuming. So am I. How many times in your life have you wandered outside during the day completely nude, whether it's in your backyard or wherever? If you have done so for whatever reason, you were completely aware of what you were doing. It's not like you are getting changed for bed. Now imagine you are an international star who rose to meteoric fame for showing up in a movie shirtless. You are known for your body. Now imagine at the same time you are dating another international star and you know paparazzi are all around you. With all this in mind, you take off all of your clothes, you're not even on a beach, and wander out to some patio completely naked for a good hour. Even if on the the far outside chance that he didn't do it on purpose (considering how amazing his body looks and how much more his star rose after) I seriously doubt he was humiliated.

Johnathan Groff

r323 I read that as "Jared Goff" at first and got insanely excited to click.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's muscle ass and the brief glimpse of his flopping cock in Terminator.

Arnie is your fave celeb nude of all time?

Who could resist this hottie?

Any of us, r327

[quote]Who could resist this hottie?

Who couldn't?

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

r330 I'm convinced ATJ used a prosthetic

Aaron Taylor-Johnson has two expressions, sociopath or outright psycho.

He's fucking hot, is what he is.

[quote]Aaron Taylor-Johnson has two expressions, sociopath or outright psycho.

Just makes him hotter.

R334, I'll bet ATJ is a crazy-hot fuck. Like you wouldn't be able to walk the next day.

Why is he wasting that dick on a 60 year old?

Another vote for Christopher Atkins and his frequent body-baring in…everything. I’ve always had a fetish for dumb-blonde surfer types and boyish twinks with nice asses.

Anyone else fancy Cody Christian? His leaks were yum.

Drake Bell

Broadway chorus boy Aydin Eyikan

Colin Farrell

Stop posting links to LPSG. No one wants to give them info for an account.

Don't click on it then.

R342 what's wrong with LPSG? should I delete my account?

Only if you have a small penis.

Colin Farrell always struck me as someone who doesn't bathe regularly.

The Colin nudity was everything I hoped it would be. Nice fat hairy cock. Beautiful man.

Danny Wood from New Kids on the Block. Definitely not the most handsome guy in the group, but nice cock.

[quote][R342] what's wrong with LPSG? should I delete my account?

DL poster hate LPSG because it doesn't have psychotic hate and discusses neither Follies not Patti LuPone. It's more world-centered, rather than NYC -centered, hence the lack of vitriol oozing from posts and responses.

R302 Agreed! Gregory. Harrison is still so fucking hot!

There’s something hot about still jerking off to a celebrity nude, even in this day of insta porn of the most raunchy variety…it’s like recapturing lost youth. C’mon fess up! I can’t be the only one, right? Anyone? …Bueller?

I can't tell. Is Colin Farrell cut?

It’s not because they make you pay?

Haven't seen the Colin Farrell video in a while but I seem to remember him being uncut.

Anyone have a link to the video? It's a good one despite all the vagina.

You can tell Colin would be a great shag, he's just got that look, filth.

Justin's fat hairy cock makes me horny every time I scroll past this thread.

r356 Yes! It's very hot that just on this thread alone another 4,000 people at least have seen the most private part of Justin's body. Probably 100s of thousands have scrolled by.

Bieber does have a nice dick. He's gross, but a nice dick.

Bieber also has an ass that's made to be licked and fucked.

Put it in me.

Yes please

When Justin's naked pics were leaked, his father tweeted "What do you feed that thing?".

Been there done that, r359

R357 The most private part of his body would be his butthole.

R359 I agree. So of all the real shots of his butt that are out there, you post a fake?

Mel Gibson’s butt shots in all those movies meant a lot to me back in the day. Of course now, he’s repulsive.

Any Brazilians on here? Please let us now talk about G magazine. Celebrities photographed with full hard-ons!! Something you would rarely see in America. From what I understand it was a condition of agreeing to be in the magazine. Always included great butt shots as well. Pretty cool. I love the Klaus Hee and David Cardoso Jr. layouts the most. Gotten off to those many times!

Marilyn’s calendar pose/ Playboy nude. Because of it’s cultural significance. Burt Reynolds Cosmo centrefold for the same reason. Both so iconic.

Here R367, is the nude video that accompanied the March '99 G magazine centerfold of Brazilian actor Victor Wagner. The full-frontal stuff starts about 1:45 into the video. Brazilian celebrities had no problem showing full erections in the shoots. Playgirl couldn't, or wouldn't, allow their well-known celebrities to get hard.

My favorite Fabio.

Big Brother Brazil first season's winner Kleber Bam Bam in G magazine.

Hey R 371, we have Frankie Grande!!!

Can you imagine an American magazine that published male celebrities full-frontal and erect, one per month! Actors, Athletes, Reality TV stars... It would be too good to be true. Only Brazilians could handle this.

Warren, from Missing Persons and Duran Duran... naked and hard:

r368, I actually have one of the original calendars with the photo. A friend drove to S Carolina to get it for my birthday present many years ago

Willem Dafoe prancing about with his schlong swinging to and fro.

Hot guy, r370. What's he famous for? Actor? Athlete?

Seth Meyers was a porn star before he made it in mainstream entertainment.

Now that is true groundbreaking theatre art, R376. That's a slap in the face to all the boring, narrow minded , conservative people of the time.

I have to say I was more interested in the naked guy next to Dafoe at the beginning of the video. He looked hot. Wish we saw more of him.

R352. Colin Farrell's cock is intact.

R375 That’s cool! I’m assuming an original must be worth some coin.

R378, I think Seth Meyers’ pubes are thicker and darker than that:

R373 No I can’t. The good ol’ US of A is far too puritanical for celebrities to get away with that.

Although, some manage to push the boundaries a little. Years after his Playgirl spread, Christopher Atkins posed for Greg Gorman again ( the same photographer that took his original Playgirls) and managed the get away with showing a semi-chub. Of course it was years after his heyday. Josh Duhamel was in the same book. I forget the name of it.

R374 Fucking hot video man! I remember this guy from Duran Duran days.

[quote] Fucking hot video man! I remember this guy from Duran Duran days.

What's interesting about Warren Cuccurullo is that he did the G magazine spread in 2000 while he was still in Duran Duran, and he also launched a website with explicit videos of himself and sex toys shortly afterward, around the time he was asked to leave the band. (Some of the videos are still floating around on the web.) Not many celebrities dabble in porn AFTER they've already had a long, successful mainstream career.

Haha yes, R382. Whoever made the photo at R378 did a very poor job of superimposing Meyers face on some other guy's body. Or maybe it was done deliberately for laughs. Unfortunately I can't see your video clip, R382. I get an error message that it's not available in my location.

Iggy Pop.

Iggy has never been a looker.

Is Warren from Missing Persons/Duran Duran gay?

R389 don’t think so. He likes sex toys though and is gay friendly with other gay guys.

[quote]Is Warren from Missing Persons/Duran Duran gay?

I read an interview with him and Dale Bozzio years ago when he was touring with a reunited Missing Persons and she goaded him into admitting he's sucked dick. The interview was for some gay publication, maybe Frontiers the old magazine/newspaper you'd pick up free at gay bars. They were appearing at a Pride event somewhere in SoCal at the time. Don't think he's gay but perhaps bi or at least open to M/M hookups.

Seth has beautiful nipples. Jealous.

It came directly from NBC's website, R386. Try googling "Seth Meyers Pubic Hair Shampoo". That's what I did to recall it.

Steve Bond.

Bieber shot is faked. Bieber is intersex who chose male. His body looks female trans to male with hormones.

This is my favorite Steve Bond shot.

You're walking through a park and you run into your old buddy. He sees you, too. Cue: fantasy...

Even though he wasn't a celebrity in the classic sense, the Playgirl centerfold posts remind me of my favorite: Steve Rally.

I seem to remember a book called Dallas in Wonderland about photographer Pat Dallas who shot most of the Playgirl centerfolds back in the 70s

Have ever any Ricky Martin nudes leaked?

[quote] DL posters hate LPSG because it doesn't have psychotic hate and discusses neither Follies not Patti LuPone.

Wrong, LPSG owner, but thanks for playing.

IMHO, LPSG is vastly overpriced for posts that are maybe 3 percent legit cock photos/info and 97 percent fantasy/speculation posts that make DL look almost reality based in comparison.

R397 Fuck you! I was in Oscar caliber films like "Maximum Breakout," "Asian Task Force," and "The Demented," where I played the pivotal role of Zombie Cop.

I'm a star, baby, and don't you ever forget it!

r400 LPSG doesn't cost anything.

Neely O'Hara's.

NUDIES! That's all they are! NUDIES!

R402 It does if you want to see the most content.

r402 Not true. Only the videos. And even then you can see them if you know the "refresh" trick.

What's the "Refresh" trick, r405?

It used to be that if you refreshed your browser at any time ending in 3 or 7 (e.g., 2:03, 2:07, 2:13, 2:17) you could watch the videos without subscribing. But they've apparently changed that to two other numbers that seem to be changed at random.

Warhol star and DL icon, Little Joe.

R408 I love Joe Dallesandro so fucking much! Just peerlessly beautiful. And one of the most masturbated to males of all time.

Did we masturbate more to celebs on TV or in magazines? Pre-internet I mean.

More Dallesandro. Nice tight bod.

The shot of Ackles at r112 is also a fake--the lighting on the face is different from the lighting on the rest of the body.

I've always liked this one of Jan Michael Vincent. He was a hot little hustler

R413 Jan Michael Vincent was a hustler? Did you mean it literally? Please do spill!

Joe Dallasandro’s nipples are exquisite.

Gawd I wish they’d revive Playgirl with the celebrity nudes like olden times. You’d think it would be easier in these exhibitionistic social media times. You’d think someone like Channing Tatum could be persuaded. I guess if Playboy can’t make it work, then PG is not likely to. Ironically it’s like we’ve gone backwards in some ways.

R414 I read somewhere recently (maybe here on DL) that he and Don Johnson got their start in Hollywood as hookers just like Joe Dalessandro, but unlike Joe they fucked the right people and were able to transition to mainstream acting, while Joe stayed true to his whore roots and got paid to be naked in art-house fare with Andy Warhol.

Don Johnson was one sexy twink back in the day.

R417 Hot! I would have totally paid good money to fuck JMV and Don Johnson up the ass back in their prime. Now if only there was a way to confirm it.

^Joe Dallesandro for that matter as well^

With Joe at least we don’t have to speculate that he TOOK it up the ass.

Stories about Don Johnson peddling his ass both as a hustler and to make contacts in the Industry have been around for years and years.

Who wouldn't have fucked Don Johnson back then? He was one of the most beautiful men ever.

A Playgirl-type magazine would have to make it financially worthwhile to have a male celebrity pose full-frontal, that man knowing those pictures will be shared on the internet forever.

Still, with the right financing and PR, I can see an online magazine making a go of it. I can guess at which male celebrities who would do it.

r304 thank you for being someone that remembers what a scandal it was.... so many seem to believe that it was nothing. Even the way he talks about it is like it's nothing now.

r308 ask lesbians.

Justin has beautiful golden pubes on OP's picture.

I have never seen golden pubes IRL, just the ashy ones.

R422 He sure was, and the productions he was in certainly took advantage of his beauty. You could even get a souvenir program to commemorate the play where you got to see him raped by Sal Mineo on stage. Theatre at its finest!

And then of course when the rumours flew that Mineo was fucking Johnson in real life, DJ coyly denied it to the press.

Its amazing to me that they marketed a play in 1967 with ads featuring Sal Mineo fucking a beautiful young twink! Its practically porn, and I doubt any theatre company would get away with it today.

Sal was definitely living his best life at the time.

Brace yourself Don:

They sure took a lot of pictures of this one scene, I wonder why? If I was another cast member I might be a bit annoyed.

Pillow Talk

Don's pubes make their stage debut:

There were other cast member! The production sure saved money on Don's costume/.

Don's character was certainly popular

A probably fake Sal Mineo nude:

An actual Sal Mineo nude:

I was very happily surprised when David Beckham dropped his nudes.

This seemed a rather risqué pose for a straight famous person:

R441, Who is he?

David Beckham, r442

R6 Perfectly respectable but hardly big.

Poor innocent twinky Don just couldn't escape the clutches of all those predatory gays!

Don Johnson's acting apparently improved over the years. All the shots of him from "Fortune and Men's Eyes" look as though they could have been lifted from the book "The Art of Coarse Acting."

You know those Beckham nudes are fakes right?

That would make sense, R447. I can't believe he would do X-rated pics when he has so much money from soccer.

The greatest nude star of them all!

Well, r449, if you go there I counter this one as the most famous nude guy without any evangelist schoolmarm ever being offended.

R449, And boy, could that dog eat pussy.

That is shocking, R449. Where is the League of Moral Outrage when you need them?

Alas, the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals is defunct

Jamie Kennedy

Giovanni Ribisi

The last two links don’t work for me, but I’m not champing/chomping/chymping at the bit to see them.

Cheeping chewing…

R4545, R455 needs to learn how to post links to photos.

Those links DID work. The problem is newtumbl has a temporary cache so you can't "copy image address" and past that link. It'll only work for an hour or two I think.

They were really hot. Not sure if I can find them again.

Here's the Jamie Kennedy one, only this GIF isn't as good as the original post that newtumbl lost.

R441 Strange pose for a straight guy. Plus his son's name tattooed above his asscrack? People at just so fucked up.

Here's the other one... again, it's not as good as the original but it's close.

r460 r462 Yeah those are fantastic! Both amazing cocks in totally different ways!

Brad Pitt’s bare ass in W magazine in the late 90’s is right up there.

The joke is Jamie Kennedy thinks it's okay to act like a giant prick because he has a giant prick.

R462. It appears Jamie Kennedy's cock is intact. And in R460, he's keeping his foreskin retraced behind his glans.

Are people really listing their favourite celebrity nude of all time, or just listing any guy who’s ever been nude in a movie at any time?

Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna in Y Tu Mama Tambien. I’ve jerked off to that pool scene aplenty

R466, I think Jamie Kennedy is circumcised.

R468, those were prosthetics.

Many a prayer was answered when Ryan Phillippe's dick pics and a vid of him jerking off were leaked.

R471, seeing Ryan's cock in action was wonderful after all these years. The only thing missing was a cumshot and a view of his hole.

Yes, hole pics would've been nice.

One fine day I hope to live in a world where male celebrities like Ryan Philippe regularly, and proudly, show us their buttholes.

Jamie Kennedy is circumcised and I'm the dame who can prove it.

If Daniel Craig hasn't been posted, and I believe he probably has, here is my favorite sight of him, a blond bush to get all tangled up in...

^^^Odd, he looks circumcised.

I didn't know Daniel Craig has shown his willy. It must have been for some art film early in his career.

The two leads in the German gay film Free Fall

Bacon's bacon

That ain't Bacon, r480. Sizzlean

[quote]I didn't know Daniel Craig has shown his willy. It must have been for some art film early in his career.

R476's screencap is from "Love Is The Devil" (1998) in which Craig appeared opposite Sir Derek Jacobi, who played the gay painter Francis Bacon.

And yes, Craig is circumcised, which probably makes Rachel Weisz happy.

Ewan McGregor. Thank God he loves to strip down

Tom Hardy

Daniel Craig… mmmmm… Thunderballs indeed

I did see that movie, R482, a long time ago. Maybe I saw a censored version or maybe I wasn't paying that much attention to Daniel Craig because he wasn't as well known then as he is now.

Bruce Willis in The Color of Night. Hot af

R471 his cock looks delicious

OP, is that the view that Usher got of Justin Bieber before taking him to Browntown?

I enjoyed looking at Ben Affleck's meat in Gone Girl but wanted to see the balls.

R489 Justin was a child when he was mentored by Usher, so it would not be the view of a grown man from OP's pic, but the view of sexually immature and undeveloped boy. Do you think that Usher is a pedophile who sexually abused him?

Really R489, was Usher accused of molesting children like Michael Jackson? Or were there rumours about it?

Ryan Phillippe has a perfect cock and balls.

How old was Bieber when he met Usher?

If there's grass on the field.....................

Zac Efron

Marshall Efron

I’m rather fond of Mark Paul Gosselaar’s baseball pic nudes.

And Christopher Atkins Playgirl.

Oh, and Tyler Posey’s OnlyFans butt shots

I’m an ass man all the way.

[quote]How old was Bieber when he met Usher?

This old. R489 is obviously suggesting that Usher is a child molester.

Also...

If true, it really makes you sick to your stomach.

[quote]I’m rather fond of Mark Paul Gosselaar’s baseball pic nudes.

Say what?!

Where they at?

R502, I think this is the naked photo of MPG in question:

Ah, ok, thanks, r503.

Disappointing.

Usher famously has a raging case of herpes, which he has been sued for transmitting without disclosure.

Justin Bieber recently had facial paralysis known as Ramsay Hunt syndrome, which is also known as ... herpes zoster oticus.

But were there any substantiated rumors about Usher being a pedo or do people guess he is one because of rumors about him being abused by P Diddy as child? As in vicious circle going around?

Hehe R505. Not saying that rumors about Usher being pedo are not true, but it is different sort of herpes. Bieber has syndrome caused by herpes zoster oticus-herpes of ear. Usher has genital herpes caused by herpes simplex virus.

I much prefer this ass shot of Mark-Paul

Or even this one.

Shirtless Mark Paul Gosselaar.

Dayum. If I had a body like that I’d own exactly one shirt. For funerals.

Turn around, Mark-Paul. Be truly nude.

MPG was awfully beautiful when he was on that episode of Season 3 of Law and Order: SVU.

Cuba Gooding Jr. in Jerry Maguire

R508, Zack Morris has a nice ass.

You don't know the half of it.

Mark Ruffalo

R503 There’s an even better one where you see more of his ass. He’s swinging a baseball bat. Sorry I’m useless at linking.

Copy the URL and paste it in the link box.

Bump

Not really a celebrity per se, but 6'5" British reality show contestant Seb Lennox had a butt to die for.

Brazilian actor Humberto Martins. Click pic for dick.

Another pic of Humberto Martins and his fantastic ass, from the great telenovela "Uga Uga". Again, you got to click.

Not really nude, either, r521.

R524 - no, I forgot about that part.

Shane Minor in "Solid Cover".

r522 Take me, Humberto -- you silly savage!

Kevin Costner

[quote][R263], he's straight, like James McAvoy. They think women like a shaved pubis. Many also think women like shaved armpits and a closely trimmed chest. Maybe they're right. If so, it's yet another thing to lament about the deification of women by a certain class of straight men.

[quote][R272] is right. They think a clean shaven dick and balls will get them more blowjobs. You can always tell it's a straight guy too because they'll be hairy every but their cock and balls will look like they are going in for surgery. They make no attempt to make it look natural at all.

Bloody depressing.

Sylvester Stallone

Jesse Williams, hands down. Not just stills but video and he slaps his big dick to boot.

Dermot Mulroney's big swinging dick, even if the moving image was crossfaded with that of Neve fucking Campbell.

Sting is not impressive at all.

Elvis Presley

What about Alan Ritchson’s beautiful bubble butt in…everything?! From those early modelling shots to Reacher. He has the sculpted bum of a Greek statue come to life. I’m almost embarrassed to say how often I’ve masturbated to this man.

[quote] You can always tell it's a straight guy too because they'll be hairy every but their cock and balls will look like they are going in for surgery. They make no attempt to make it look natural at all.

You can't make it look natural. There's nothing natural about a grown man with a smoothly shaven pubic area. Some men have naturally smooth chests, but no normally developed health adult has no pubic hair.

Sometimes the mailman requests it, R536

R476 Yum!

WHY is DL obsessed with that shitty photo of a non-celebrity like Justin Bieber???? MAKE IT GO AWAY.

r539 = LEZ

R539 You can call Justin Bieber a lot of things, but a “non-celebrity” is not one of them. His is the definition of celebrity, whether you like him or not. Unless you live in a parallel universe?

Would Justin treat Haley Baldwin better if he was still getting dicked down by Pastor Carl?

Bieber’s wiener looks yummy

Peter Lupus in Playgirl.

Sam Jones

Christopher Atkins Playgirl.

As for women, those Demi Moore, huge bush photos were hilarious.

There was enough hair down there to make FIVE wigs!

Josh Duhamel

There are Josh Duhamel nudes?

R549 Where have you been? They've been around for years.

^i wonder if he needed a fluffer before photo was taken

I envy Fergie. She had this in her mouth

Unimpressive dick.

Looks yummy to me. I want to hear him moan while I give him the best head

Josh's backside is much more impressive than his front.

Yes. Cute tush.

I wonder if Fergie ever fingered him or licked his manhole

Don't forget me boysh!

Demi Moore looked like she was smuggling the Jackson 5 in her cooch.

That Duhamel rump shot is a true classic. Scrumptious bum! Wouldn’t mind AT ALL being inside that.

The book by photographer Greg Gorman also has some Christopher Atkins nudes, fore and aft. Equally delicious.

Liza / R558, are you smashed again? Put some clothes on. We gay boys don't want to see that.

Don’t nobody wanna see THAT.

I saw THAT!

Who are you kidding, r563? You've never seen one of those.

Just now I clicked on this link while distractedly looking at a (still unidentified) stain on my wall..except I didn't click correctly and there was still a photo of Liz Cheney from one of the other threads on the screen when I looked back.

Imagine my shock and disorientation when I thought one of you had posted a link to a Liz Cheney nude as your favorite.

I thought that photo of the whole Cheney family at Black's Beach at been suppressed.

Lol R564.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson, because holy shit I had no idea he was so well hung, with such a mouthwatering big floppy cock.

But the voice...

What’s wrong with his voice?

He makes David Beckham sound like Barry White.

Does anyone suck off a voice?

Mark Ruffalo. Sexy otter

R212 Day-am!

Yule Brynner and Noel Coward wish you a Merry Christmas.

Another Maharis/Playgirl compromise?

Every time I see Bieber now I think of his thick dick and the need to suck it

^I prefer his ass shots.

^Can you see his manhole? Is it hairy?

^ If he had shown hairy manhole, I wouldn’t be here to talk about it. I would have expired from dehydration from all the spunk I would have shot!

Just cute bare bum on Instagram-twice.

^Haha. I can imagine how hairy it is given he doesn’t shave his pubes. My kind of man.

Bieber

Awesome pic, R582. Now who's body is that really?

I remember seeing a nude of Rupert Everett years ago from some photography book, but I can't find it on Google.

[quote]Now who's body is that really?

Oh, dear.

Mine

Yes, I know, R585. I wrote "who's" instead of "whose", an unforgivable mistake. People could never guess what I meant. Thanks for pointing it out.

Don't do it again!!!!

Don’t you hate grammar police 👮‍♀️

I wish they would die in a grease fire, R589.

[quote]Don’t you hate grammar police 👮‍♀️

Not at all. I find them very helpful.

Party poopers

R591 needs to die in a grease fire too.

I'm sorry that your grammar is so poor, R593. You're obviously very sensitive about it.

My grammar is not poor, R594. It might even be better than yours. R585 is showing off how tedious he is.

Why does Bieber have a gray bush?

Because he's seen things a woman ain't s'posed to see.

Stick a fork in

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