Noah Schnapp and “Stranger Things” — Is art imitating life?

Clearly, he is straight and in love with Mille Bobby Brown. He does everything to stay close to her, even pretending to be a little bit gay.

You old faggots are too old to be this invested in the lives of teenagers.

Jake has that "white trash but hot" look like his dad.

He and Millie def have that straight girl and gay best friend vibe going. Bless ‘em.

Noah is much more forward than Will though (and much closer to Millie than Will is to Eleven). He's probably got her to talk her bf into a threesome with him.

Seems like MBB is kind of a diva in real life.

How did MBB even meet Jake Bongiovi?

I think that that Jake does nothing for me.

Both Millie and Noah could do better.

He seems to have spent that entire party jumping on guys backs so at least he dosen't have as bad a case of oneitis as Will does.

He sure loves boys, doesn’t he, R9?

Here he is in Armani.

r6 She's nice to Noah and kind of adorable with Noah though.

I have a feeling Noah is going to hit the slutty photo shoots hard once he turns 18 later this year.

R14

He's already starting.

He needs a nose job.

Y'all he's gay asf. Like the closet is made of glass, I think that he tries really hard to like girls, clings around them alot and just can't accept he's gay?

"The closet is made of glass" and "he can't accept he's gay" are rather contradictory statements though.

R15 No, he doesn't. Not everyone needs to look like the same plastic doll.

Not sure if it's by boys, girls, or both, but something about him gives off the vibe that he's gotten his dick sucked a lot.

I know this isn't the ST thread But semi related Jonathan really is the best older brother a young gayling could have

Noah is a big Harry Styles fan.

Here he is as the third wheel again with Jake and Millie at a Harry Styles concert.

Give him a decade, he'll grow into his nose and be a beautiful young man. He's just a kid right now. It's nice to see them having fun like that. Makes me miss those times and old friends!

So much better without the bowl cut. Maybe he'll come out along with his character.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Noah was really straight, was not really BFF’s with MBB, and she was “bearding” for him as a fag hag to raise his profile to get people speculating about his sexual orientation?

r21 That second picture is not one of MBB's better angles. I wonder how she explained Noah to Jake "this is my extremely gay best friend who I have a marriage pact with and occasionally rest my head in his lap. Also he may occasionally get drunk and try to hump you. Just go with it". The possibility that he's straight and at a level of friendzone never before seen is horrifying.

MBB actually has more followers on Instagram than Harry Styles. What does that say about her level of fame?

MBB is the biggest star of ST with about 51 million followers, while Finn Wolfhard has about 23 million and Noah has about 22.8 million. Hopefully, Noah will eventually catch up and surpass Finn.

Both Will and Noah seem to approve of El and MBB’s boyfriend choices!

His jerk off video already leaked.

R28 He isn’t legal yet.

R28, let him know.

He’s always posting pictures of his ass. Must be a bottom.

R31, is that even him?

MBB posted this on her IG story.

Here is Noah with Andre Lamoglia from “Elite.”

Either he's gay or is next Shawn Mendes, a straight scum with fem qualities . Also, his hair looks like garbage R34

I’m surprised that Noah took the time to speak with Andre Lamoglia. Is he a fan of the show “Elite?” Andre posted a photo of the encounter on IG.

If Noah is a fan of “Elite,” then how could he not be following Itzan Escamilla?

Is Andre into guys? Just something about the way he looks and smiles at Noah.

He don't need to be following all the actors from a show that doesn't believe in a script anymore. It's only known for hot actors playing hot characters. R37 Andre seems pretty straight to me. Noah? Hell no. Him being so close with Millie and her bf is kinda sus to me.

I don't love the blond tiffs on Jake but he's definitely a looker. Nice big nose. Masculine. Not classically handsome. Daddy was a smidge prettier with a finer nose when he was young.

I think Mendes must have been giving the little fruitcake some tips on acting hetero going by this

Isn’t Froy a Fendi guy? He should be here meeting Noah and all the Elite gays.

[quote] he'll grow into his nose

That'd have to be one hell of a growth spurt

r31 certainly does look like Noah

That Twitter account has a bunch of fakes up, so take it with a huge amount of salt

R41 You'd thnk Froy's reps would get him a seat at these fashion shows, but nope. Nothing. He needs better reps.

The other boy, the one who looks like an ant eater, needs to disappear after the show ends.

There is a jerk off video out there and I believe it's really him.

But nowadays with deepfakes and everything it's hard to be 100% sure.

The "anteater" Finn is a trendy fashion it boy. Lost on Flyoverstans, of course.

It always looks like the clothes are wearing him though

He needs to beard up Twitter is starting to notice.

He's a handsome young man. Unlike most of the others.

The leader of the D&D? group, Eddie Munson, has an interesting face. I mean not cute but interesting. Joseph Quinn

[quote]He's a handsome young man.

Shame about the personality

R52 Finn or Noah?

Noah

What's wrong with Noah's personality? He seems relativity nice but dim from everything I've seen. He steal your man?

[quote]The "anteater" Finn is a trendy fashion it boy. Lost on Flyoverstans, of course.

Honey, Madonna’s daughter, Lizzo, and Demi Moore’s ugly kid model. No one is an it. They’re bought and paid for thanks to whose crotch they dropped out of or what they’re promoting (tv, film, music).

The fashion brands have decided to sell out and that instagram clicks are better for their overpriced shit.

r55 He's too much like an influencer, which is just embarrassing when you're making so much money from TV and yet still shilling shitty brands. Plus he's going to Wharton, which automatically makes him a douche.

Plus it's that Jonathan Groff/Lea Michelle thing - can anyone friends with MBB really be a decent person?

We're dying to know who MBB is.

r59 Are you really that stupid?

Yes, but it's Professor Stupid to you. Now who is MBB?

Millie Bobby Brown. How could you not work that one out for yourself?

r61 I'll give you a clue she's the happier looking one in this picture.

This guy is so gay it's hard to not notice.