Noah Schnapp and “Stranger Things” — Is art imitating life?
Check out thus video of Millie Bobbie Brown’s birthday.
At about 25 seconds in, you see Noah humping and riding Jake Bongiovi, Millie’s boyfriend.
Just like Will felt like the third wheel with Eleven and her boyfriend at the roller rink and secretly wanted Eleven’s boyfriend, I can’t help but wonder if Noah feels like the third wheel and secretly wants Millie’s boyfriend at this party.
What sayeth, Datalounge?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 64 | June 27, 2022 7:26 AM
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Clearly, he is straight and in love with Mille Bobby Brown. He does everything to stay close to her, even pretending to be a little bit gay.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 15, 2022 8:46 AM
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You old faggots are too old to be this invested in the lives of teenagers.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 15, 2022 8:46 AM
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Jake has that "white trash but hot" look like his dad.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 15, 2022 8:52 AM
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He and Millie def have that straight girl and gay best friend vibe going. Bless ‘em.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 15, 2022 8:54 AM
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Noah is much more forward than Will though (and much closer to Millie than Will is to Eleven). He's probably got her to talk her bf into a threesome with him.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 15, 2022 8:56 AM
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Seems like MBB is kind of a diva in real life.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | June 15, 2022 8:58 AM
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How did MBB even meet Jake Bongiovi?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 15, 2022 8:59 AM
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I think that that Jake does nothing for me.
Both Millie and Noah could do better.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 15, 2022 9:31 AM
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He seems to have spent that entire party jumping on guys backs so at least he dosen't have as bad a case of oneitis as Will does.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | June 15, 2022 1:02 PM
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He sure loves boys, doesn’t he, R9?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 15, 2022 3:52 PM
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r6 She's nice to Noah and kind of adorable with Noah though.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | June 16, 2022 3:27 AM
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I have a feeling Noah is going to hit the slutty photo shoots hard once he turns 18 later this year.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 16, 2022 5:38 AM
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Y'all he's gay asf. Like the closet is made of glass, I think that he tries really hard to like girls, clings around them alot and just can't accept he's gay?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 16, 2022 10:18 AM
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"The closet is made of glass" and "he can't accept he's gay" are rather contradictory statements though.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 16, 2022 12:05 PM
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R15 No, he doesn't. Not everyone needs to look like the same plastic doll.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 16, 2022 12:11 PM
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Not sure if it's by boys, girls, or both, but something about him gives off the vibe that he's gotten his dick sucked a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 16, 2022 1:58 PM
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I know this isn't the ST thread But semi related Jonathan really is the best older brother a young gayling could have
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | June 17, 2022 2:17 AM
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Noah is a big Harry Styles fan.
Here he is as the third wheel again with Jake and Millie at a Harry Styles concert.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | June 20, 2022 2:12 AM
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Give him a decade, he'll grow into his nose and be a beautiful young man. He's just a kid right now. It's nice to see them having fun like that. Makes me miss those times and old friends!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 20, 2022 2:18 AM
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So much better without the bowl cut. Maybe he'll come out along with his character.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 20, 2022 3:07 AM
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Wouldn’t it be funny if Noah was really straight, was not really BFF’s with MBB, and she was “bearding” for him as a fag hag to raise his profile to get people speculating about his sexual orientation?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 20, 2022 3:08 AM
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r21 That second picture is not one of MBB's better angles. I wonder how she explained Noah to Jake "this is my extremely gay best friend who I have a marriage pact with and occasionally rest my head in his lap. Also he may occasionally get drunk and try to hump you. Just go with it". The possibility that he's straight and at a level of friendzone never before seen is horrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 20, 2022 3:20 AM
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MBB actually has more followers on Instagram than Harry Styles. What does that say about her level of fame?
MBB is the biggest star of ST with about 51 million followers, while Finn Wolfhard has about 23 million and Noah has about 22.8 million. Hopefully, Noah will eventually catch up and surpass Finn.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 20, 2022 4:27 AM
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Both Will and Noah seem to approve of El and MBB’s boyfriend choices!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 20, 2022 7:46 AM
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His jerk off video already leaked.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 20, 2022 7:48 AM
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He’s always posting pictures of his ass. Must be a bottom.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 31 | June 20, 2022 8:01 AM
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MBB posted this on her IG story.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | June 20, 2022 8:07 AM
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Here is Noah with Andre Lamoglia from “Elite.”
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | June 20, 2022 8:08 AM
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Either he's gay or is next Shawn Mendes, a straight scum with fem qualities . Also, his hair looks like garbage R34
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 20, 2022 8:15 AM
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I’m surprised that Noah took the time to speak with Andre Lamoglia. Is he a fan of the show “Elite?” Andre posted a photo of the encounter on IG.
If Noah is a fan of “Elite,” then how could he not be following Itzan Escamilla?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | June 20, 2022 8:38 AM
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Is Andre into guys? Just something about the way he looks and smiles at Noah.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 20, 2022 8:42 AM
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He don't need to be following all the actors from a show that doesn't believe in a script anymore. It's only known for hot actors playing hot characters. R37 Andre seems pretty straight to me. Noah? Hell no. Him being so close with Millie and her bf is kinda sus to me.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 20, 2022 8:45 AM
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I don't love the blond tiffs on Jake but he's definitely a looker. Nice big nose. Masculine. Not classically handsome. Daddy was a smidge prettier with a finer nose when he was young.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 20, 2022 9:28 AM
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I think Mendes must have been giving the little fruitcake some tips on acting hetero going by this
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 40 | June 20, 2022 11:43 AM
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Isn’t Froy a Fendi guy? He should be here meeting Noah and all the Elite gays.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 20, 2022 12:42 PM
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[quote] he'll grow into his nose
That'd have to be one hell of a growth spurt
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 20, 2022 1:05 PM
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r31 certainly does look like Noah
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 20, 2022 8:09 PM
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That Twitter account has a bunch of fakes up, so take it with a huge amount of salt
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 20, 2022 8:41 PM
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R41 You'd thnk Froy's reps would get him a seat at these fashion shows, but nope. Nothing. He needs better reps.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 21, 2022 6:52 AM
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The other boy, the one who looks like an ant eater, needs to disappear after the show ends.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 21, 2022 7:01 AM
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There is a jerk off video out there and I believe it's really him.
But nowadays with deepfakes and everything it's hard to be 100% sure.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 21, 2022 12:52 PM
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The "anteater" Finn is a trendy fashion it boy. Lost on Flyoverstans, of course.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 48 | June 21, 2022 12:57 PM
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It always looks like the clothes are wearing him though
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 21, 2022 1:02 PM
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He needs to beard up Twitter is starting to notice.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 50 | June 21, 2022 2:06 PM
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He's a handsome young man. Unlike most of the others.
The leader of the D&D? group, Eddie Munson, has an interesting face. I mean not cute but interesting. Joseph Quinn
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | June 21, 2022 2:17 PM
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[quote]He's a handsome young man.
Shame about the personality
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 21, 2022 5:58 PM
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What's wrong with Noah's personality? He seems relativity nice but dim from everything I've seen. He steal your man?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 21, 2022 11:30 PM
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[quote]The "anteater" Finn is a trendy fashion it boy. Lost on Flyoverstans, of course.
Honey, Madonna’s daughter, Lizzo, and Demi Moore’s ugly kid model. No one is an it. They’re bought and paid for thanks to whose crotch they dropped out of or what they’re promoting (tv, film, music).
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 22, 2022 8:41 AM
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The fashion brands have decided to sell out and that instagram clicks are better for their overpriced shit.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 22, 2022 8:43 AM
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r55 He's too much like an influencer, which is just embarrassing when you're making so much money from TV and yet still shilling shitty brands. Plus he's going to Wharton, which automatically makes him a douche.
Plus it's that Jonathan Groff/Lea Michelle thing - can anyone friends with MBB really be a decent person?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 22, 2022 10:31 AM
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We're dying to know who MBB is.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 22, 2022 10:32 AM
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r59 Are you really that stupid?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 22, 2022 10:41 AM
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Yes, but it's Professor Stupid to you. Now who is MBB?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 22, 2022 10:58 AM
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Millie Bobby Brown. How could you not work that one out for yourself?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 22, 2022 2:15 PM
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r61 I'll give you a clue she's the happier looking one in this picture.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | June 22, 2022 3:10 PM
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This guy is so gay it's hard to not notice.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 27, 2022 7:26 AM
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