Noah Schnapp and “Stranger Things” — Is art imitating life?

Clearly, he is straight and in love with Mille Bobby Brown. He does everything to stay close to her, even pretending to be a little bit gay.

You old faggots are too old to be this invested in the lives of teenagers.

Jake has that "white trash but hot" look like his dad.

He and Millie def have that straight girl and gay best friend vibe going. Bless ‘em.

Noah is much more forward than Will though (and much closer to Millie than Will is to Eleven). He's probably got her to talk her bf into a threesome with him.

Seems like MBB is kind of a diva in real life.

How did MBB even meet Jake Bongiovi?

I think that that Jake does nothing for me.

Both Millie and Noah could do better.

He seems to have spent that entire party jumping on guys backs so at least he dosen't have as bad a case of oneitis as Will does.

He sure loves boys, doesn’t he, R9?

Here he is in Armani.

r6 She's nice to Noah and kind of adorable with Noah though.

I have a feeling Noah is going to hit the slutty photo shoots hard once he turns 18 later this year.

R14

He's already starting.

He needs a nose job.

Y'all he's gay asf. Like the closet is made of glass, I think that he tries really hard to like girls, clings around them alot and just can't accept he's gay?

"The closet is made of glass" and "he can't accept he's gay" are rather contradictory statements though.

R15 No, he doesn't. Not everyone needs to look like the same plastic doll.

Not sure if it's by boys, girls, or both, but something about him gives off the vibe that he's gotten his dick sucked a lot.

I know this isn't the ST thread But semi related Jonathan really is the best older brother a young gayling could have

Noah is a big Harry Styles fan.

Here he is as the third wheel again with Jake and Millie at a Harry Styles concert.

Give him a decade, he'll grow into his nose and be a beautiful young man. He's just a kid right now. It's nice to see them having fun like that. Makes me miss those times and old friends!

So much better without the bowl cut. Maybe he'll come out along with his character.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Noah was really straight, was not really BFF’s with MBB, and she was “bearding” for him as a fag hag to raise his profile to get people speculating about his sexual orientation?

r21 That second picture is not one of MBB's better angles. I wonder how she explained Noah to Jake "this is my extremely gay best friend who I have a marriage pact with and occasionally rest my head in his lap. Also he may occasionally get drunk and try to hump you. Just go with it". The possibility that he's straight and at a level of friendzone never before seen is horrifying.

MBB actually has more followers on Instagram than Harry Styles. What does that say about her level of fame?

MBB is the biggest star of ST with about 51 million followers, while Finn Wolfhard has about 23 million and Noah has about 22.8 million. Hopefully, Noah will eventually catch up and surpass Finn.

Both Will and Noah seem to approve of El and MBB’s boyfriend choices!

His jerk off video already leaked.

R28 He isn’t legal yet.

R28, let him know.

He’s always posting pictures of his ass. Must be a bottom.

R31, is that even him?

MBB posted this on her IG story.

Here is Noah with Andre Lamoglia from “Elite.”

Either he's gay or is next Shawn Mendes, a straight scum with fem qualities . Also, his hair looks like garbage R34

I’m surprised that Noah took the time to speak with Andre Lamoglia. Is he a fan of the show “Elite?” Andre posted a photo of the encounter on IG.

If Noah is a fan of “Elite,” then how could he not be following Itzan Escamilla?

Is Andre into guys? Just something about the way he looks and smiles at Noah.

He don't need to be following all the actors from a show that doesn't believe in a script anymore. It's only known for hot actors playing hot characters. R37 Andre seems pretty straight to me. Noah? Hell no. Him being so close with Millie and her bf is kinda sus to me.

I don't love the blond tiffs on Jake but he's definitely a looker. Nice big nose. Masculine. Not classically handsome. Daddy was a smidge prettier with a finer nose when he was young.

I think Mendes must have been giving the little fruitcake some tips on acting hetero going by this

Isn’t Froy a Fendi guy? He should be here meeting Noah and all the Elite gays.

[quote] he'll grow into his nose

That'd have to be one hell of a growth spurt

r31 certainly does look like Noah

That Twitter account has a bunch of fakes up, so take it with a huge amount of salt

R41 You'd thnk Froy's reps would get him a seat at these fashion shows, but nope. Nothing. He needs better reps.

The other boy, the one who looks like an ant eater, needs to disappear after the show ends.

There is a jerk off video out there and I believe it's really him.

But nowadays with deepfakes and everything it's hard to be 100% sure.

The "anteater" Finn is a trendy fashion it boy. Lost on Flyoverstans, of course.

It always looks like the clothes are wearing him though

He needs to beard up Twitter is starting to notice.

He's a handsome young man. Unlike most of the others.

The leader of the D&D? group, Eddie Munson, has an interesting face. I mean not cute but interesting. Joseph Quinn

[quote]He's a handsome young man.

Shame about the personality

R52 Finn or Noah?

Noah

What's wrong with Noah's personality? He seems relativity nice but dim from everything I've seen. He steal your man?

[quote]The "anteater" Finn is a trendy fashion it boy. Lost on Flyoverstans, of course.

Honey, Madonna’s daughter, Lizzo, and Demi Moore’s ugly kid model. No one is an it. They’re bought and paid for thanks to whose crotch they dropped out of or what they’re promoting (tv, film, music).

The fashion brands have decided to sell out and that instagram clicks are better for their overpriced shit.

r55 He's too much like an influencer, which is just embarrassing when you're making so much money from TV and yet still shilling shitty brands. Plus he's going to Wharton, which automatically makes him a douche.

Plus it's that Jonathan Groff/Lea Michelle thing - can anyone friends with MBB really be a decent person?

We're dying to know who MBB is.

r59 Are you really that stupid?

Yes, but it's Professor Stupid to you. Now who is MBB?

Millie Bobby Brown. How could you not work that one out for yourself?

r61 I'll give you a clue she's the happier looking one in this picture.

This guy is so gay it's hard to not notice.

Did Will come out as gay? Or did the writers not have the balls to do it?

Lots of subtext and him alluding to it but nothing definitive.

Jake's uncle produced Gloria Gaynor. That's pretty much peak gay.

R66, sometimes, actions speak louder than words and labels. Did you not see that Will was crying after giving Mike that pep talk about Eleven, and how Jonathan could see that something was up?

I haven’t seen the last episode yet, but It’s abundantly clear that Will is in love with Mike. The scene in the van was basically Will using El as a proxy to talk about his own feelings. He also gave Mike a painting in which Mike is bedecked with a love heart. Noah Schnapp’s acting was phenomenal in that scene, especially when he was trying to hide his tears. It really choked me up; I think we’ve all been there, horribly in love with someone who will never reciprocate.

The young actresses (Sadie Sink, Millie Bobbie Brown) are much stronger than their young male counterparts on "Stranger Things." Finn Wolfhard is particularly lightweight this season.

Finn was great in season one. He was the weakest this year. Will wasn’t great either. Dustin was the same.

Noah was purposefully speaking in a deeper voice this season, which was distracting. I saw some of his Lives over the pandemic and he didn't sound like that when talking as himself.

Noah looks the cutest of all the original boys in Stranger Things. Apart from Joe Keery, of course, who really stepped up this season (not only being a full-on hero, but also the straight, super supportive BFF of Robin).

The girls have had meatier material this season. Mike and Will have been in the background and Mike frankly hasn’t been all that likeable for a while now. Noah Schnapps is excellent when he’s given the chance, I think he’s quite a talented actor but he has been sidelined for a while now.

Yeah, R75, this last season was all about Nancy, Max and Eleven.

They basically gave Will 2 crypto coming out scenes in the last 2 episodes.

r76 Him not being able to say the final "I'm gay" bit doesn't honestly bother me. I had trouble with that bit even after my parents definitely knew, and I didn't grow up in Reagans small town America. My problem with what they're doing to Will is he's genuinely the only character that's never been happy. His life is such a miserable roller coaster it feels like torture porn at this point. That and the fact his gayness was only really used to promote a straight relationship this season and make him even more miserable. The rate they're going at he'll probably get AIDs next season and die just to really hammer home the point.

The final volume sucked ass, writers didn't know what they were doing. "You are the heart" will forever be one of the cringiest dialogues, what the fuck even was that?

R78 disagree, that scene packed a huge emotional wallop. The writers have done a superb job this season; it’s definitely the show’s best. Realising I was gay in the 90’s felt like the most horrendous thing and it wasn’t until I was in my early 20’s that I actually managed to voice it and come out, even to myself. The 80’s would have been far worse. I’m interested to see where they go with this in the final season. Right now it’s been well handled and I love how supportive Jonathan was. I wish my sister had been half that cool about it when I did come out.

This season hasn't been very good. The comedy has been especially poor.

You guys must be suffering from some serious internalized homophobia. You make up excuses for the fact that the writers refuse to make Will gay, like it was the 80s and a homophobic society.... blah blah. Yet you totally forget that the show already has an out lesbian.

They haven’t refused to make him gay? He’s clearly gay. He’s just not leapt into suddenly wearing rainbow coloured pants, going to gay bars and hooking up with random strangers. He’s only meant to be about, what, 14 or 15? Robin is much older (20? Or older?), is a high school graduate and at a different time in her life. Even then she’s only out to a single person and that was under the influence of drugs. But, hey, you can see whatever you want to see.

They were clearly meandering in the second volume. Really, both episodes could have been the start of the next season. The reunions were okay, but could have been done in a couple of montages.

Also, virtually all reviews and comments I’ve seen have praised this season to high heaven and view it as a triumphant return to form after two seasons of slightly diminishing returns.

R82, sorry, I should have said "out gay". He isn't really out. It's implied, but it's not official. You can't put Will on a list of gay characters.

Robin is still in high school. They showed her at the pep rally in the band. She’s 17 or 18.

r84, I enjoyed it a lot

ELEVEN DID ALL THAT SELF DISCOVERY BS IN FIRST VOLUME JUST TO ESCAPE FROM VECNA BY HEARING MIKE SAY I LOVE YOU JESUS HOW RIDICULOUS THIS SHOW CAN GET

Calm down, love.

Eh he's not wrong. At this point all they need to do for the final showdown in season 5 is record Mike saying "I love you Eleven" on a walkman and she can probably solo Vecna, resurrect everyone who's died in the last 1000 years, and end the Cold War in one episode. That scene was dumb as shit

Noah hitting on Josh Bassett?

That's wise of Bassett not to follow a minor.

R92 He follows horny bottom in heat Noah now though.

LOL. Noah demanding Joshua to follow him is so cringe.

Was this after Josh came out r91?

He also once went on Jack Dylan Grazer's live posting something like "Finn said we would get along well with each other", lol.

R94 we've all been there.

R95 I think so. One of the comments said it was just after Bassett came out of hospital and I think that happened soon after he came out.

R92, Joshua Bassett should be honored that Noah Schnapp is requesting a follow, when Noah Schnapp stars in one of the most popular TV series and has 24 million followers, while Joshua Bassett only has 2.7 million followers. Noah Schnapp is almost as popular on IG as Olivia Rodrigo, who has 27 million followers (and whom Noah does NOT follow, so it’s clear who Noah is the real fan of). Noah probably never even knew who Joshua Bassett was until Joshua Bassett came out, and THEN he decided to follow him.

Well, Noah is only four years younger than Josh, but you know that Noah wants that grooming relationship with Josh that Josh had with that one older boy.

God, look at how Noah was fangirling over Josh!

[Quote] Noah probably never even knew who Joshua Bassett was until Joshua Bassett came out

Noah knows who Johnny Orlando is, of course he knows of Bassett outside of his coming out.

r99 Hi Noah. Get a nose job.

Noah's as cringe as those tiktok stars that hype each other up in live, so maybe that's what he was doing.

I think from the kids, Noah looks best, then Caleb McLaughlin, Finn Wolfhard, and last Gaten Matarazzo.

They're all character types.

Finn telling Noah that he and Jack should "hook up" is Hilarious.

Basically you two flamboyant twinkies are perfect for each other.

Jack is odd, though. Jaeden is much more likeable.

Noah's pretty odd himself tough.

He won't be the first (or the second or the third) teen actor who plays a gay character that ends coming out gay himself.

That pact he has with MBB to marry her if both are single at 40 is pretty much a gay and his bestie girl plan to share life

he is a dancing queen

That Jack grazer guy has gone crazy ever since he accidentally came out as bi. Pics of his gf is all over his insta.

R111 Typical bisexual

r108 Ha, she called him a snake and a weasel for doing that. Seems a lot of people are defending him, saying he's only 17, but he knew exactly what he was doing posting that screenshot

Be funny when those defending him find out he sang the n word when singing along to a Chris Brown song a couple of years back.

If you put a word in a song, people may sing along with it.

But it is also the double whammy of both singing that word and the fact he was singing along to a Chris Brown song.

R113

[quote] she called him a snake and a weasel for doing that.

Wait, in a serious way, not in a tongue-in-cheek way?

[quote] Be funny when those defending him find out he sang the n word when singing along to a Chris Brown song a couple of years back.

Oh please, like the obsessed Twitter SJWs haven't been going on about this bs relentlessly for ages. Wasn't he substituting "neighbour" anyway?

OK, I looked into it and apparently she's genuinely pissed off. I kind of thought he'd asked her permission before posting - tbh this just makes the whole thing funnier.

R113 Noah and Dooja Cat have a lot in common then. Why didn’t she just slide into Joseph’s dms.

Is she the one who doubled down when challenged on using "faggot"?

I don't get why anyone at any stage of this acted the way they did. Why did a 26 year old ask a 17 year old to help set her up with an older guy he never even shared any scenes with? Why couldn't Doja find Joseph Quinn's Instagram by simply searching Joseph Quinn? Why did Noah think uploading that was a good idea without getting permission? Why did a 26 year old act like a 17 year old had ruined a long term marriage and start a public feud rather than yelling at him in private? If this isn't some sort of weird marketing stunt they're both dumb as a box of rocks.

She is for sure, Noahbottom somehow got into an Ivy League school. It’s Penn but still.

R120, I understand people defending him on social media but calling a 17 year old a child????

R122 That is what those twats do they even infantilize 18-25 year old women who regret hook ups with older men, who they call groomers.

R120

Yeah, I kind of assumed they were friends when I saw his post, but apparently they don't even know each other (with her saying "I'm sure he's not older than 21...maybe he is" - for someone that internet-savy, she seems incapable of just googling shit, lol).

My only explanation is that both of them are big on TikTok, and maybe she felt Noah was a natural affiliate as a fellow TikToker?

r122 Certainly not a child people are going overboard on that. But the near ten year age gap of someone in their mid 20s asking a guy who just graduated highschool to wingman for her then screaming snake weasel does make this whole thing a lot more "Doja what the fuck are you doing?"

r124 I didn't even think it was real when he posted it. She'd been publicly thirsting over Joe on twitter for a few days. I guessed Noah had just knocked together an edit as a joke. Maybe Joe rejected her and she got mad.

Nothing about this says that Noah is dumb.

[Quote] Why couldn't Doja find Joseph Quinn's Instagram by simply searching Joseph Quinn?

She probably did DM Quinn's account but she received no response.

Enty over at alt gossip is saying thst Joe us gay anyway for what it's worth. If they didn't have any scenes together it's possible Noah never even met Joe until some press tour and then for only a few minutes.

She's an idiot for sliding into his DMs and he needs to be careful before someone exposes him. I'm sure he's slid into some guys DM's wanting to hook up. I can almost guarantee it.

Expose him for what?

It's clear Jack Dylan Grazer regrets coming out. He never showed off a girlfriend before for but now she's in every picture. He spent the months before coming out dressing in women's cloths, wearing makeup and hitting on guys.

I'm now predicting seeing a "Noah Schnapp lets child drown due to #StrangerCat beef" headline by the end of the day.

Yes, he’a 17 years old but he’s been in the industry for years and should have understand privacy and consent. It doesn’t matter if this was a joke, other celebrities will look up at him as someone not to trust .

"Noah Schnapp saves eldergay from drowning after giving him mouth-to-mouth

'It was a bit weird tbh', the Stranger Things star recallls. 'He was just standing there until my shift came up, then walked straight into the sea in his caftan.'"

"He kept calling me Joel for some reason though. I guess he was hallucinating"

[quote]Yeah, I kind of assumed they were friends when I saw his post, but apparently they don't even know each other

I don't know if they've met, but they've clearly been DMing before this exchange, if you look at the screenshot you can see part of a message. So it's not like she DMed Noah out of nowhere asking him to hook her up.

Hell, knowing how thirsty Noah is, he's probably done the reverse

r131 To be fair, he's behaving exactly like a teenage boy does with a girlfriend.

I don't think he is bi anyway, I think he just said it to get a reaction and now can't backtrack.

Someone on LPSG posted a video where she promised him a blow job if he did some skateboard trick - he got way too excited about it, even asking "to the end?" - guessing he doesn't get head too often

Weird beehive mentality in social medial calling a 17 yr old a child…

[quote]where she promised him a blow job if he did some skateboard trick -

Doja said that?

That filthy whore is nearing 30. What the fuck is she talking to a teenager like that?

R137 was talking about Jack Dylan Grazer and his gf.

It’s a weird story. How desperate is Doja? How attention seeking is Noah? Anyway, Joseph Quinn seems quite happy with Jamie Campbell Bower, aka Vecna…..

Did Jamie Campbell Bower used to date Kelly Osborne? I feel like he was one of those London It Boys who was more famous for being famous, until his Stranger Things role.

r137 Jack did an interview right after coming out to confirm he meant what he said. He updated his pronouns also.

I'm sure he loves his gf but that doesn't mean he doesn't like guys. Jack is clearly sexually attracted to guys that's been obvious for quite some time now. He didn't really try to hide it.

[quote] It’s a weird story. How desperate is Doja?

These days you get the occasional story of a woman lusting after a man who isn't interested. Lena Dunham and Brad Pitt, Lizzo thirsting after Chris Evans, that sort of thing.

Doja asked Noah because she isn’t sure if Joseph Quinn is gay or straight and thought maybe Noah would know.

I'm sure La Noah wants a (big pendulous) piece of Joseph for herself and publicly embarrassing Doja was her way of eliminating the competition. Crafty bitch!

Wasn't Doja caught on camera in right wing chatrooms?

Here’s Noah in a pink dress.

Oh, apparently that’s photoshopped^. It’s really Millie and Sadie.

La puta Noah is so skanky.

Just watched a stranger things cast interview, I'm kind of sure Noah is gay. Or he might become next Shawn Mendes

He's a minor.

R142 I don't think he ever dated her, but he was with Lily Collins on/off over the years, so.. different British musician's daughter. They met on set when he was doing that shadowhunter movie. He basically was in all big 2010s teenage girl franchises (Harry Potter, Twilight, Shadowhunter thing..), then he vanished for a bit and toured with his band.

Noah Schnapp has rapidly been increasing his followers on social media. He now has 1 million followers on Twitter, while Finn Wolfhard is still only like at around 137K. And on Instagram, Noah has finally surpassed Finn in followers, at about 24.8 million followers.

This kid is going to be a star if he plays his cards right.

Why did MBB’s parents name her after the domestically violent husband of Whitney Houston? He arguably played a role in her and Bobby Kristina’s untimely death.

R154 He definitely is in the right spot to get really big after ST, especially since his character will play a crucial role in the last season. I'm just not sure he's actually smart enough to play his cards right. He often seems to hang unto MBB, who - say what you will about her personality - seems shrewd with her career. But apart from that... Also he's going to UPenn soon iirc, so if he's serious about that he might not be able to give his full attention to his acting career at the most important time = right after ST, while he's still in everyone's mind and can define his future by choosing his next roles wisely.

La puta Noah can’t play straight though, so doubt he gets “really big”.

Noah is big on TikTok, that's why he's so popular on social media. To many zoomers he's mainly a TikToker, not an actor.

Could he be the next Seacrest?

r158 And he acts more like an influencer rather than an actor too.

How does one act like an actor?

This show is for children, you retards.

Using that word makes you look oh-so-mature, of course.

He really is never beating those gay best friend allegations.

r164

r160 Every big young actor acts like an influencer. Finn Wolfhard is trying his hardest to become an indie darling. But a quick scroll down his Instagram shows Duracell ads, Nintendo ads, Cola ads and Doritos ads in only the last year. MBB's may as well merge with her makeup companies the amount of her own skincare products she advertises on it.

r166 Difference is those are at least major brands, whereas Noah takes any old shit, as well as his crappy Nutella rip off.

As long as the cheque clears...

r167 Which is why he only posts them to his stories and they're gone in 24 hours. I actually prefer his method to this shit. No wonder he ended up overtaking him.

Maybe Jake, Millie and Noah are a thruple.

So, first of all, Maya and Sadie come across as infinitely more likeable than Millie and Noah. Millie in particular is incredibly brash. What gets me is Millie says she’s working on getting Noah a girlfriend. Yes, girlfriend. He doesn’t say anything and just looks awkward. What’s that about? Surely she knows?

[quote]more likeable than Millie and Noah

That ain't hard

r171 He laughs at her and says "shut the fuck up". So I'd assume its a joke between them if he actually is as all evidence indicates gayer than 7 guys fucking 5 guys. (Also what the fuck is the secret to DL actually showing twitter link previews? There seems to be no logic to whether it shows up or not.)

R171 I think it’s hilarious that Millie said she is working on getting her fag-tag a girlfriend (beard) that will accept him for the fag that he really is, she must really love La Puta Noah.

R174, does Millie really believe that Noah needs help getting laid? Surely he has stans throwing themselves at him.

Actually, R171, she didn’t say she was working on finding him a girlfriend, all she said was “Still no girlfriend, but we’re working on finding SOMEONE who accepts you as you are.” Could that someone be a BOY? Or does he want a girlfriend who accepts his biness?

It’s still a bit odd to me she specifically referenced “girlfriend” rather than saying something like “still single”. It’s hard for me to see him as NOT gay, and you’d think Millie would be the first person he’d tell. Anyway, I really should have better things to do than spend my time speculating about the sexuality of teen stars.

Out actors are sidelined. Noah knows that. It shouldn't surprise if he wants to be perceived as str8.

La Puta Noah has not come out publicly, even though everyone with eyesight can tell. MBB is a bitch but she wouldn’t out him like that.

r175 To be fair if his flirting technique with girls is as aggressive as it is with guys his difficulty getting a partner kind of makes sense.

Who's the guy he's asking? Why is he asking abut the bible?

Not a clue. It was posted last week during Catgate as part of the dredge up every weird thing Noah Schnapp has ever done bit of the drama. Maybe he's Catholic and Schnapp wants to see about the possibility of putting a ring on it?

R7, I wonder in it’s a fauxmance? MBB stars in a show about the ‘80s, Jake is the son of an ‘80s icon, perhaps their publicists set them up?

R183 MBB is not a dyke and why would she be set up with the son of someone famous, he’s not even Dlist. Zzzendaya and Tom Holland NOW that is pr fake shit.

R184, I think it’s more for his benefit than it is for hers. But it’s interesting how Noah always seems to be the third wheel. I wonder what he really thinks of Noah?

R94, to be fair, all the fans were trying to get Josh to do some joint livestream with Noah, but Noah couldn’t join unless Josh followed him back. That’s why he and the fans were trying to get Josh to follow Noah back. Josh and Noah had actually met before.

Noah’s kind of an enigma. His publicists are doing a good job by keeping the interbutts buzzing about him.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

r188 Given how his "habit" suddenly started fairly recently and came out of nowhere...yeah it's publicists

Noah is a young white male in a racist as fuck country. He was always going to win this fight. r188

Also, both their fan bases are made up of teen girls and yass kweens who dream of getting banged by Noah. Unbeknownst to them, he is a boundless bottom!

R190 He acted like a kid, she acted like an idiot, that's the reason he won the fight

Classy, Boujee, ratchet.💅

La Puta Noah has cake.

He’s put on a small bit of weight since R193.

[quote] Johnny come on here

He must have decided he was being too subtle with Josh Bassett thing and gone all in for Orlando.

"la puta Noah" poster seems like a pedo.

La Puts Noah turns 18 in less than three months and he’s already a huge whore, deal with it.

How could you possibly know he is a huge whore? Saw him getting gang banged at the bathhouse did you? C'mon.

Will Noah come out as gay, bi, or “no labels?”

Either Queer or Fluid

My prediction for the way Stranger Things concludes — Eleven goes crazy like Danaerys Targaryen, and Mike has to kill her, freeing him up to explore his bi side with Will.

I’ve been rewatching the earlier seasons, and Eleven has that dark side that Khaleesi had. The way she throws a tantrum with Hopper in Season 2. We were recently reminded of it the way she attacked Angela at the skating rink.

I'd bet money against ST ending with Mike killing his girlfriend (who happens to also be Wills sister) and them getting together at her funeral. Granted it would be the funniest way to end it.

Will and Mike fall onto the coffin while making out sending it speeding down the hill as a Kate Bush remix plays and everyone laughs. (Except Max who is still blind.)

Fem Girly Boys. None of them are hot.

Eleven is NOT Will’s sister. If anything, she’s just a foster sister for a year.

So are the show runners all gay? There is nothing about this show that plays up the hotness of the female characters. But I just finished watching Season 2 episode 4, and it seemed to be showing off a homoeroticism between Billy and Steve in the shower, and Will wearing nothing but a towel getting ready for a bath, and Mike sitting next to Will and holding his hand.

4205 Eh they go a longer reunion hug than Eleven and Mike did so you're meant to assume they're close. Granted I think that's probably just because Millie and Noah have spent the last 6 years begging to have Will and El be close than the Duffers actually putting thought into that relationship.

[quote] Jake has that "white trash but hot" look like his dad.

But does he have his dad's big weiner?

I'm sorry but didn't Millie say she wish he gets a girl that accepts him or something? She's his best friend she wouldn't say something like that if he's gay?

R206, One of the Duffer brothers is married to a woman.

[Quote] I'm sorry but didn't Millie say she wish he gets a girl that accepts him or something? She's his best friend she wouldn't say something like that if he's gay?

Holland Roden claimed that Colton Haynes had a girlfriend not long before he came out (lol).

R206, perhaps they are mirror twins? One twin is gay, the other straight, one twin is right handed, one is left handed.

Mike and Will are styled to look pretty unattractive. Will's brother looked terrible this season. The only male I found attractive looking was the vigilante jock.

r21 Harry Styles fills stadiums?

Saw a video of this kid in my YT recommendations after watching a video on Will Byers. I guess I'm getting too old for Gen Z's behavior, because my first thought was this was the gayest kid star I've seen since Mendes. But the comment sections all say he's straight. Is this the new metrosexual? Oh well, at least he confirmed his character is gay and shut the homophobes that have been denying it for years back to their mudhuts.

He's a minor, hon.

[R216] The minor turns 18 in like a month. Does he magically get his gay card then?

R211 there are so many such "examples"all over the world, unfortunately it's not that relevant to think of them as possibilities

Or course it's relevant. Co-stars of a teen oriented show in the present (Noah and Millie) and in recent memory (Colton and Holland).

I just binged watched all four seasons. Ugh it’s so overrated.

Watch "Young Royals." It's much better.

R221 The two shows have nothing in common.

Netflix is something in common. Teen oriented is another. Gay Interest is a third.

He's working as a lifeguard during the summer, how cute.

R224, I need receipts!

[R225]

An excuse for La Puta Noah to look at shirtless men all day long

He's a minor. Give it up, Brian Springers!

R228 You have another month for that stupid bullshit..

[R228] Dearest, I urge you to seek help at the Tumblr school of therapy terms.

Calling him a minor when he's about a week from moving to college and starting his inevitable fratboy era does seem pointless.

Working as a lifeguard? That’s pretty random. He’s probably made enough money from ST to hire his own personal lifeguard. But more power to him. He’s quirky, I like that.

I delivered takeout food orders.

Also he's trending again and this is the top result. The fuck did he do now?

They have been using the “he’s a minor” excuse for so long, what is next “ He can’t legally drink yet”?

I mean at this point if I were him I'd hire a media relations guy the second I turn 18 give him my passwords, and keep private accounts for when I'm feeling silly. The "he's just a kid" excuse has to expire at some point.

Getting cancelled for liking a video of Mike looking at Will's ass? Aka his own fucking character? Jesus Christ these kids can't live. Hope Noah isn't scared off from expressing more homoerotic tendencies in his college years.

They're minors in the footage.

If he liked that fan edit, I guess he’s at least open minded. His coming out might end up being the most celebrated news story in modern history lol

[R239] He's been pretty open about liking the Mike/Will pairing for some time now. I recall the kids on Twitter frothing over the mouth over him liking some "Byler" ship edit months and months ago, so this is nothing new for him. His coming out will be glorious and hopefully coincide with a budding career outside of Stranger Things.

[R238] Your point? It's a funny edit made about minors and liked by a minor. I see no issue.

If Millie is talking about girlfriends, that should tell you something...

r241 Its certainly an interesting example of twitter discourse. someone is being cancelled for sexualising... themselves.

Here is the video in question.

I used to find him cute, now shape of his head just looks weird he looks like he's going to lose hair real soon he's not even 20 lmao

[quote] Y'all he's gay asf. Like the closet is made of glass, I think that he tries really hard to like girls, clings around them alot and just can't accept he's gay?

[quote] Either he's gay or is next Shawn Mendes, a straight scum with fem qualities . Also, his hair looks like garbage

[quote] This guy is so gay it's hard to not notice.

[quote] I'm sorry but didn't Millie say she wish he gets a girl that accepts him or something? She's his best friend she wouldn't say something like that if he's gay?

You seem borderline schizophrenic over the guy honestly so I'm sure you'll come back around.

People are trying to cancel him over liking a video of…himself? Generation social media is just pathetic. No sense of humour, and always keen to form a pitchfork-wielding mob.

[R247] This is a generation raised by a social media website (Tumblr) where old house fraus desperate for some form of control started making up reasons to be offended ("Your Fave Is Problematic" anyone?) I'm not shocked these kids are taking it a step farther into thought-crime territory. Psychologists really need to study their frontal lobe growth and how the pandemic and social media has stunted them from actually living like normal humans with mistakes and self-deprecating jokes.

R246 I'm just confused mate

R248 I remember reading studies a few years back comparing the brain scans of “digital natives” (those who have grown up online basically) with preceding generations and the structure of the brain was markedly different. Most worryingly, there was evidence that the online generation have less developed centres relating to social ability and empathy. I can imagine that’s only gotten worse. Things like TikTok are a curse on humanity.

I can attest that at least their reading comprehension is piss poor. They don't seem to be able to process any text longer than 5 sentences. Interesting to see that they also aren't able to process and think through things in video format.

Okay - full disclosure, I have never seen Stranger Things nor anything with Millie Bobbie Brown in it.

I also didn't feel like reading through 250 posts just to share some gossip that's probably already in there somewhere. On the off chance that it isn't, I've heard that she's dating a much older man. He's some kind of producer. The Bonjiovi kid is a merkin.

So are you saying Jon Bon Jovi Jr. is really fucking La Puta Noah?

No, I'm saying Jon Bonjiovi Jr is NOT really fucking La Puta Millie.

It's Drake.

R254 Why even go to the trouble of dating her if he's not fucking her?

I don't believe Bongiovi is some cover. Millie could be stepping out on her relationship.

So the big tween star was working as a lifeguard all summer and yet no-one noticed and took a photo? I call bullshit PR story

r258 Took me a whole 5 seconds to find

So what would you do if you were in the pool and Noah Schnapps happened to be your lifeguard…and you suddenly notice him scratch the back of his neck…!

Panic?

So… how will Noah Schnapp behave when he’s in college?

Will he be promiscuous or monogamous?

Will be be sleeping around with boys, girls, or both?

I think Noah Schnapp is this generation’s Elijah Wood.

If Stranger Things had been made in the 90s, Elijah Wood would have played either Mike or Will.

Hopefully Noah won't stay in the closet like Elijah R262

R263, do you think Elijah is gay or bisexual? He seems to have a low profile partnership and a child. I think he has a legitimate straight relationship.

Has he really ever had any gay relationships?

Elijah was never cocky.

r261 I feel like this answers most of those questions.

he's going to PENN so he's gonna have an Indian boyfriend by the end of the year

Where is this pic from r266

r268 I found it from Twitter on a post asking if he was in a strip club. but this is apparently the original uploader.

R268, from that group of photos and from that original poster, I can’t find any information suggesting that they’re at a gay club or that the original poster is into guys.

Yeah, out of context it looks like the gayest thing that ever gayed, but if you see the other pics in the series, not so much.

Just a bunch of shirtless guys huddled close together. Nothing gay about that.

If this thread is true, it appears Noah's being hazed and threatened at college. Demonic ass teen girls are threatening to date rape him in text messages. He's 17. Gen Z is beyond fucked up.

Oh, please. Didn't Jon Hamm haze someone brutally back in the early 1990s or late 1980s?

So we're meant to believe a Twitter thread which claims he's fucking girls?

If he’s being treated like that at uni that’s incredibly fucked up. I thought the current generation were so morally superior to everything?

Everyone wants to fit in at that age.

Interesting. I wonder how/if the campus is providing accommodations. If he brings his own security, they just have to follow him around and the universe has to provide a desk or seat for them. Or they might have a system where they sit outside the room. Everything I know I’ve learned from Young Royals lol

Well, if it's anything like Young Royals, Noah can just escape out his window and bring FWB's into his room through the same window...

r275 "girls are planning to drug him and rape him" does not equal "Noah wants to fuck girls". Anyway I can actually believe most of it. He does seem to have a need to be liked by everyone and the centre of a crowd so I doubt he'd be that hard to manipulate. He was certainly stupid enough to be goaded into throwing himself off a balcony into a pool. God help him when Frat rush week starts.

[quote]I thought the current generation were so morally superior to everything?

What a stupid comment. Because every generation is exactly the same as each other.

[quote]"girls are planning to drug him and rape him" does not equal "Noah wants to fuck girls"

The same thread you linked to contains screenshots of a girl saying Noah has fucked a bunch of her female friends, and she has video. But now the entire account has been deleted

R291, Noah allegedly fucked a bunch of her female friends??? Then that means that Noah has been raped MULTIPLE times!!! Since we know he’s gay, he’d NEVER consent to fucking females!

The guy said he talked to Noah and that he'd said it was mostly rumours and presumably because he doesn't want drama he asked the thread to be taken down then he deleted the whole account. That TikTok girl seems to was a separate accusation added later and most peoples issue seemed to be that she said she had video evidence of him having sex. That bit I can see being some random idiot clout chasing, the college stuff I don't doubt because its mostly stuff that always happens at college anyway but with people targeting him more specifically because of who he is. It does make me realise why more celebs don't do college.

You can certainly see why he didn't decide to hook up with jaw of death herself if its true though.

It's sort of fascinating that these teen girls are so interested in Noah Schnapp...

He's in the biggest show on Netflix, *and* huge on TikTok - ofc they're interested in him.

Girls weren't interested in Lance Bass.

Yeah but Jewish twinks are in now thanks to Chalamet and Wolfhard too I guess. Plus Twitter thinks he's the straightest guy ever. I saw a tweet with a few thousand likes once saying something like "how does such a straight white boy like Noah play Will Byers". Which is hilarious because even if he isn't gay I'd describe his personality as camp drama club kid but the way people go on about him you'd think he was lighting his farts and catcalling women everywhere he goes.

R286 Speak for yourself!

Were they wild for the kid form Who's The Boss?

He definitely bi

Ain't no way this boy is ever touching a vagina.

Will he come out to promote his character's coming out in season 5? We're waiting bitch

You're waiting on a minor?

Only a minor for another month R293

But I don’t mind waitin’ on a minor

By the time they start filming for Stranger Things, this kid will look like a broken washed up druggie if he's already breaking his leg doing stupid shit in college. Prayer circle for the "kids" of that show.

Noah finally beats the Gay allegations

She treats him like he's the gay purse holder. Fag hag.

You could actually see them flirting.

For me, He’s either the straightest boy who’s in love with his best friend millie or he’s gay, there’s no in between

OMG that not edited at all fan video TOTALLY shows how straight Noah is.

I'ma go with first one, not to forget his embarrassing crush on Zendaya.

He's cute and a celebrity. He's definitely getting tons of cock... hetero cock even!

He has a witch’s facial features.

Oh yeah he's completely straight 🙄🤨

r297 She said he can be her Maid of Honor so whatever she's doing I doubt its flirting. And yeah I agree with the guy above Noah's either supergay or at a friendzone level not seen since Jorah Mormont no in-between. I'd still like to see inside Jakes mind over what he thinks of this relationship.

This kid puzzles me. He gives me vibes of a Gen Z mixture of annoying class clown mixed with the ole metrosexual "cool in my masculinity so I don't care who calls me gay" type of guy. But he claims to "ship" his character with another guy and pushed for the gay Will storyline in the writer's room, which I haven't met many straight guys who do that frau shit. I'm honestly shocked he hasn't pulled an ambiguous sexuality claim to the media like others in his age group.

I know he ships Byler, but where is the source that he pushed the gay storyline in the writers room, R307?

He's following Harry's footsteps

Any interview I’ve seen of him he pings to high heaven. I just can’t imagine him not been a bit queeny gay!

No young starlet with a history of media scrutiny for her relationships (MBB) would call her male co-star her best friend, yet have no dating rumors with him in the press, unless said male is gay and known as such. This budding young queen WILL come out after the final season. Expect a TikTok reaction to his character's coming out complete with some Gen Z humor blasé coming out quote. I await the day he starts giving the DL streets some new blood to talk about!

I don't think it's a given that he'll come out soon. Everyone from that young cast will want to prove that they can make it outside of "Stranger Things."

I don't really get the feeling Noah gives a shit about acting though. He's probably the best male actor among the younger lot, he's famous enough I doubt he'd struggle to get a few roles if he went for them. Even an increasingly less talented Finn managed to land an A24 and Ghostbusters the last year. Noah for some reason seems to prefer influencerdom and college. Though granted being an influencer might make him even more dependent on fangirls.

Finn seems to be maturing into that pseudo-artsy highbrow "I'm above childish nonsense" actor/musician combo that we all hated in college. It's no wonder there's so many blind items about him falling out with MBB and not getting along with the other cast. Yet he continues to act, where Noah seems content to do the normal college kid thing of posting shitty TikToks and breaking one's leg jumping off of balconies at parties. Yippee.

YAY! let's party!

I’d agree that Noah is the best actor of the boys, but that he doesn’t seem intent on pushing in that direction outside of ST. Which is probably no bad thing, you’re only a kid or teenager once, best enjoy it while you can.

Thinking about it not taking too many roles right now might not be the worst thing careerwise. Millie Bobby Brown is effectively a Netflix studio actress these days since she's so dependent on them for roles, and Finns in a lot of stuff but 99% of it is shit. I guess taking the transition from child to adult actor slow might not be a bad idea, and yeah it lets him enjoy the chance to experience drunk college life.

[Quote] you’re only a kid or teenager once, best enjoy it while you can.

Lesley Gore regretted finishing her education when she did. In retrospect, she felt that she should have struck while the iron was hot.

r318

It's Noah's party, and he'll do cringy TikToks if he wants to.

R318, Natalie Portman still finished Harvard young.

Well he's 18 years and 30 minutes and the LPSG thread is already up. Do we think he's money hungry enough to go the OnlyFans route?

Fucking finally!

R321 He won't be money hungry until after Stranger Things ends

If they give Noah a boyfriend, the boyfriend won’t be white.

Not true. They have Johnny Orlando lined up.

Hot college freshman needs money to pay his tuition starring Noah Schnapp, coming to an OnlyFans near you!

Who will be the hot college freshman?

r327 Well there's Joshua Bassett, Jake Bonjovi, Johnny Orlando, Jack Dylan Grazer, Asher Angel the Wharton class of 2025.

After all the hype about Stranger Things, I expected gen Z to at least get this man's name trending on his birthday but it didn't happen. Alas, to the back alleys he goes.

she will not be ignored

So are Noah and Shawn Mendes hooking up now?

Noah to Joshua Bassett: “Follow me!!”

Noah to Shawn Mendes: “Follow me!! I’m offended!”

Who is Noah going to go after next?

r331 What are two bottoms meant to do together?

Noah to Timothee: “Follow me back! I have more followers than you!”

I guess this goes to show that Timothee really isn’t as popular as Hollywood props him up to be.

John Travolta in the gym flashbacks

r334 Did he really say that?

R336, yes, Rose! He wanted to be the first person Timothee followed, as Timothee follows nobody.

The mere fact he knew who Mendes was following really makes him look pathetic