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Noah Schnapp and “Stranger Things” — Is art imitating life?

Check out thus video of Millie Bobbie Brown’s birthday.

At about 25 seconds in, you see Noah humping and riding Jake Bongiovi, Millie’s boyfriend.

Just like Will felt like the third wheel with Eleven and her boyfriend at the roller rink and secretly wanted Eleven’s boyfriend, I can’t help but wonder if Noah feels like the third wheel and secretly wants Millie’s boyfriend at this party.

What sayeth, Datalounge?

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by Anonymousreply 64June 27, 2022 7:26 AM

Clearly, he is straight and in love with Mille Bobby Brown. He does everything to stay close to her, even pretending to be a little bit gay.

by Anonymousreply 1June 15, 2022 8:46 AM

You old faggots are too old to be this invested in the lives of teenagers.

by Anonymousreply 2June 15, 2022 8:46 AM

Jake has that "white trash but hot" look like his dad.

by Anonymousreply 3June 15, 2022 8:52 AM

He and Millie def have that straight girl and gay best friend vibe going. Bless ‘em.

by Anonymousreply 4June 15, 2022 8:54 AM

Noah is much more forward than Will though (and much closer to Millie than Will is to Eleven). He's probably got her to talk her bf into a threesome with him.

by Anonymousreply 5June 15, 2022 8:56 AM

Seems like MBB is kind of a diva in real life.

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by Anonymousreply 6June 15, 2022 8:58 AM

How did MBB even meet Jake Bongiovi?

by Anonymousreply 7June 15, 2022 8:59 AM

I think that that Jake does nothing for me.

Both Millie and Noah could do better.

by Anonymousreply 8June 15, 2022 9:31 AM

He seems to have spent that entire party jumping on guys backs so at least he dosen't have as bad a case of oneitis as Will does.

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by Anonymousreply 9June 15, 2022 1:02 PM

He sure loves boys, doesn’t he, R9?

by Anonymousreply 10June 15, 2022 3:52 PM

Here he is in Armani.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 15, 2022 10:37 PM

r6 She's nice to Noah and kind of adorable with Noah though.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 16, 2022 3:27 AM

I have a feeling Noah is going to hit the slutty photo shoots hard once he turns 18 later this year.

by Anonymousreply 13June 16, 2022 5:38 AM

R14

He's already starting.

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by Anonymousreply 14June 16, 2022 9:43 AM

He needs a nose job.

by Anonymousreply 15June 16, 2022 9:47 AM

Y'all he's gay asf. Like the closet is made of glass, I think that he tries really hard to like girls, clings around them alot and just can't accept he's gay?

by Anonymousreply 16June 16, 2022 10:18 AM

"The closet is made of glass" and "he can't accept he's gay" are rather contradictory statements though.

by Anonymousreply 17June 16, 2022 12:05 PM

R15 No, he doesn't. Not everyone needs to look like the same plastic doll.

by Anonymousreply 18June 16, 2022 12:11 PM

Not sure if it's by boys, girls, or both, but something about him gives off the vibe that he's gotten his dick sucked a lot.

by Anonymousreply 19June 16, 2022 1:58 PM

I know this isn't the ST thread But semi related Jonathan really is the best older brother a young gayling could have

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by Anonymousreply 20June 17, 2022 2:17 AM

Noah is a big Harry Styles fan.

Here he is as the third wheel again with Jake and Millie at a Harry Styles concert.

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by Anonymousreply 21June 20, 2022 2:12 AM

Give him a decade, he'll grow into his nose and be a beautiful young man. He's just a kid right now. It's nice to see them having fun like that. Makes me miss those times and old friends!

by Anonymousreply 22June 20, 2022 2:18 AM

So much better without the bowl cut. Maybe he'll come out along with his character.

by Anonymousreply 23June 20, 2022 3:07 AM

Wouldn’t it be funny if Noah was really straight, was not really BFF’s with MBB, and she was “bearding” for him as a fag hag to raise his profile to get people speculating about his sexual orientation?

by Anonymousreply 24June 20, 2022 3:08 AM

r21 That second picture is not one of MBB's better angles. I wonder how she explained Noah to Jake "this is my extremely gay best friend who I have a marriage pact with and occasionally rest my head in his lap. Also he may occasionally get drunk and try to hump you. Just go with it". The possibility that he's straight and at a level of friendzone never before seen is horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 25June 20, 2022 3:20 AM

MBB actually has more followers on Instagram than Harry Styles. What does that say about her level of fame?

MBB is the biggest star of ST with about 51 million followers, while Finn Wolfhard has about 23 million and Noah has about 22.8 million. Hopefully, Noah will eventually catch up and surpass Finn.

by Anonymousreply 26June 20, 2022 4:27 AM

Both Will and Noah seem to approve of El and MBB’s boyfriend choices!

by Anonymousreply 27June 20, 2022 7:46 AM

His jerk off video already leaked.

by Anonymousreply 28June 20, 2022 7:48 AM

R28 He isn’t legal yet.

by Anonymousreply 29June 20, 2022 7:55 AM

R28, let him know.

by Anonymousreply 30June 20, 2022 7:59 AM

He’s always posting pictures of his ass. Must be a bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 31June 20, 2022 8:01 AM

R31, is that even him?

by Anonymousreply 32June 20, 2022 8:05 AM

MBB posted this on her IG story.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 20, 2022 8:07 AM

Here is Noah with Andre Lamoglia from “Elite.”

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by Anonymousreply 34June 20, 2022 8:08 AM

Either he's gay or is next Shawn Mendes, a straight scum with fem qualities . Also, his hair looks like garbage R34

by Anonymousreply 35June 20, 2022 8:15 AM

I’m surprised that Noah took the time to speak with Andre Lamoglia. Is he a fan of the show “Elite?” Andre posted a photo of the encounter on IG.

If Noah is a fan of “Elite,” then how could he not be following Itzan Escamilla?

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by Anonymousreply 36June 20, 2022 8:38 AM

Is Andre into guys? Just something about the way he looks and smiles at Noah.

by Anonymousreply 37June 20, 2022 8:42 AM

He don't need to be following all the actors from a show that doesn't believe in a script anymore. It's only known for hot actors playing hot characters. R37 Andre seems pretty straight to me. Noah? Hell no. Him being so close with Millie and her bf is kinda sus to me.

by Anonymousreply 38June 20, 2022 8:45 AM

I don't love the blond tiffs on Jake but he's definitely a looker. Nice big nose. Masculine. Not classically handsome. Daddy was a smidge prettier with a finer nose when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 39June 20, 2022 9:28 AM

I think Mendes must have been giving the little fruitcake some tips on acting hetero going by this

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by Anonymousreply 40June 20, 2022 11:43 AM

Isn’t Froy a Fendi guy? He should be here meeting Noah and all the Elite gays.

by Anonymousreply 41June 20, 2022 12:42 PM

[quote] he'll grow into his nose

That'd have to be one hell of a growth spurt

by Anonymousreply 42June 20, 2022 1:05 PM

r31 certainly does look like Noah

by Anonymousreply 43June 20, 2022 8:09 PM

That Twitter account has a bunch of fakes up, so take it with a huge amount of salt

by Anonymousreply 44June 20, 2022 8:41 PM

R41 You'd thnk Froy's reps would get him a seat at these fashion shows, but nope. Nothing. He needs better reps.

by Anonymousreply 45June 21, 2022 6:52 AM

The other boy, the one who looks like an ant eater, needs to disappear after the show ends.

by Anonymousreply 46June 21, 2022 7:01 AM

There is a jerk off video out there and I believe it's really him.

But nowadays with deepfakes and everything it's hard to be 100% sure.

by Anonymousreply 47June 21, 2022 12:52 PM

The "anteater" Finn is a trendy fashion it boy. Lost on Flyoverstans, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 48June 21, 2022 12:57 PM

It always looks like the clothes are wearing him though

by Anonymousreply 49June 21, 2022 1:02 PM

He needs to beard up Twitter is starting to notice.

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by Anonymousreply 50June 21, 2022 2:06 PM

He's a handsome young man. Unlike most of the others.

The leader of the D&D? group, Eddie Munson, has an interesting face. I mean not cute but interesting. Joseph Quinn

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by Anonymousreply 51June 21, 2022 2:17 PM

[quote]He's a handsome young man.

Shame about the personality

by Anonymousreply 52June 21, 2022 5:58 PM

R52 Finn or Noah?

by Anonymousreply 53June 21, 2022 7:27 PM

Noah

by Anonymousreply 54June 21, 2022 8:17 PM

What's wrong with Noah's personality? He seems relativity nice but dim from everything I've seen. He steal your man?

by Anonymousreply 55June 21, 2022 11:30 PM

[quote]The "anteater" Finn is a trendy fashion it boy. Lost on Flyoverstans, of course.

Honey, Madonna’s daughter, Lizzo, and Demi Moore’s ugly kid model. No one is an it. They’re bought and paid for thanks to whose crotch they dropped out of or what they’re promoting (tv, film, music).

by Anonymousreply 56June 22, 2022 8:41 AM

The fashion brands have decided to sell out and that instagram clicks are better for their overpriced shit.

by Anonymousreply 57June 22, 2022 8:43 AM

r55 He's too much like an influencer, which is just embarrassing when you're making so much money from TV and yet still shilling shitty brands. Plus he's going to Wharton, which automatically makes him a douche.

Plus it's that Jonathan Groff/Lea Michelle thing - can anyone friends with MBB really be a decent person?

by Anonymousreply 58June 22, 2022 10:31 AM

We're dying to know who MBB is.

by Anonymousreply 59June 22, 2022 10:32 AM

r59 Are you really that stupid?

by Anonymousreply 60June 22, 2022 10:41 AM

Yes, but it's Professor Stupid to you. Now who is MBB?

by Anonymousreply 61June 22, 2022 10:58 AM

Millie Bobby Brown. How could you not work that one out for yourself?

by Anonymousreply 62June 22, 2022 2:15 PM

r61 I'll give you a clue she's the happier looking one in this picture.

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by Anonymousreply 63June 22, 2022 3:10 PM

This guy is so gay it's hard to not notice.

by Anonymousreply 64June 27, 2022 7:26 AM
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