Jacob Elordi

Not much meat either.

He's quite good on Euphoria. Scary, brutal, and hot. He's a very good actor.

Cute guy

[quote] I find him decidedly average, after watching him sit down

Did you see him sit down once or twice? Did you see him sit down from all angles? Did you see him do anything else apart from 'sit down'?

He’s cute and he’s a good actor.

That meltdown scene on Euphoria with Eric Dane was scary and heartbreaking at the same time. That was probably the most realistic meltdown of a man I’ve ever seen in a movie.

Even though he fakes PR relationships, I still think he’s cool.

Sorry I have to elaborate.

That was such a great scene, only a good actor could pull that off. It was about son vs. father, man vs. boy, and man vs. boy internally. And all his emotional childhood trauma - all of it happening in like a 1 minute scene.

if Jake Ryan from sixteen candles was a cake and he got accidentally dropped on the floor you would get this guy.

R7

Lmao that's a good description.

Lol R7.

What does that even mean??

You need to watch him on Euphoria, not some dumb Ellen interview. Watch him on Euphoria, you will understand all. You can't take your eyes off him.

R1

Judging a flaccid dick? Really?

R1) Thanks for posting the pic. Have watched Euphoria, that must have escaped my eyes.

WHET Noah Centineo? Wasn't he the next big thing until the following week when this guy showed up?

R13

I know he’s one of the superheroes in Black Adam.

He really fucked up by demanding they change his character and by refusing to get naked. His character was creepy, threatening, and hot all at the same time in season 1. Season 2, bland, no one cared. Now he's just a pretty face and all anyone talks about from the 2nd season is Sydney Sweeney

Sydney Sweeney is a walking set of tits. That’s it.

[quote] He really fucked up by demanding they change his character and by refusing to get naked. His character was creepy, threatening, and hot all at the same time in season 1

Jacob Elordi or Noah Centineo?

If you're talking about Noah, then I don't understand why.

Noah has a very nice cock and he should be proud of it!

Noah's also better looking than Jacob, but just as tall.

Among all those young queer actors, Elordi has the most potential.

[quote]I find him decidedly average

Who do you find decidedly gorgeous?

OP's video at 1:11 watch him when he says "uhm". It looks like a gay head shake.

I used to like him and thought he was goodlooking until his utter douchiness came through in interviews.

I can't stand when actors disparage their breakout roles, as he did with the Kissing Booth. Yes, we know it's not award winning "cinema" nor was the part particularly demanding. But, ripping on the role that put you on the map is disrespectful and shows a decided lack of gratitude.

Also, it's widely reported that his relationship with both Joey King and Zendaya ended because he cheated on both of them. Now, whether you believe those were fake relationships or not, it says something about you that you would allow yourself to be painted as a cheater to make youself look more like a pussyhound.

R22 Some closeted men would rather have a mild metoo accusation from a woman than being outed, someone once told me... nasty...

[quote][R22] Some closeted men would rather have a mild metoo accusation from a woman than being outed, someone once told me... nasty...

Whether he's an actual cheater or whether he merely prefers being painted as one, both demonstrate a level of moral bankruptcy that are unappealing.

R1 is this really him and why has he only one ball and the glans is uncovered? I thought he was Irish or something.

OP, your comment about there being no "there" there reminds me of my favorite application of the phrase - I believe Marcello Mastroianni used to it to describe Kevin Costner: "He is like Oakland. There is no "there" there."

Is he only famous because he is tall?

very convincing...

I'm assuming Elordi is intact since most Aussie men are not mutilated.

R29 What does intact mean? No aspergers?

R30. 'Intact' means the foreskin of his penis is intact and has not been mutilated.

He looks like he has a guy at R1. Is that a fupa?

R31 thanks

Does anyone else think this onlyfans guy resembles Elordi,? yes he is smaller but to me his face is very similar.

Paul Rubini

R34 yes he does in a thin way

He looks like he has a gut at [R1]. Is that a fupa?

He's okay. I can see he's attractive from an objective lens but he doesn't arouse me. Unlike Timothee or JDG or those Heartstopper twinks who look like children. At least Jacob looks like a grown man.

R37 JDG = Jobert Downey Gunior?

No, JDG = Joseph Dordon-Gevitt

No loss here, OP, since some other millions still find him hot and talented. Yet, you still rolled by on DL to start a thread about him.

He'll be forgotten in a year. There is no lack of hot young actors who will take his place. And minus the attitude.

No bullying!

Jacob Elordi is who I would cast to play hot Greek tennis asshole, Stefanos Tsitsipas in a movie.

Except for the height, no one would really turn their head for him

He doesn't have a good profile. His face is very goofy looking to me. Sorta cute but not all that. I get the appeal to some but not my ideal. He looks like any frat boy on a college campus to me. I wouldn't kick him out of bed but I wouldn't worship him as some kind of God.

OP is the fat homo who gushed over Nikolas Cruz's beauty in the other thread. No wonder.

R46 = Brooklyn SEACOW

Jacob is your typical Aussie lad. He doesn't give a shit about any of this. It's a PR journey to be on the show. Ps Americans are prudish aren't they?

I'm American. Nothing about Euphoria is shocking to me. Teens having sex and doing drugs. That's hardly original. Yeah there's nudity but the actors are adults and it's not the first nor the last. It only could have that type of shocking effect on sheltered suburban Americans. There's tons of movies and TV shows that have shown worse.

Yeah many Americans are bipolar about sex unfortunately R48 and Gen Z seems to be even more prudish

I agree Elordi looks better in motion. I think he's still more adorable and sexy than beautiful. His character is a narcissistic psycho and he pulls it off well. So he is a good actor. I don't feel bad for Nate but feel bad for his father who is disgusting too but had more justification. Why are the only bisexual men on that show portrayed so negatively? The writer must be straight because they seem to insinuate Cal is a self-hating gay yet he fucked women, trans and minors.

The Hollywood obsession with Aussies needs to stop. Few have the talent level of a Kidman or Crowe.

What is Elordi's attitude exactly? It's not like Sam Levinson isn't a shitty writer obsessed with showing tits and dicks on underage characters for shock value. Most of the characters on Euphoria are poorly written and make little sense. Didn't Cameron Monaghan have similar issues with his supposedly gay character hooking up with a trans?

[quote]His character is a narcissistic psycho and he pulls it off well. So he is a good actor.

Well, I'm sure that Ricky Martin would be fantastic at playing a gay Latino singer whose nephew just accused him of molestation, as well.

Fraus on here can't stand young attractive men who are sexually liberated. Why should we care if he cheats or has bearding relationships? Is he supposed to be more sincere and honest than anyone else in a phony industry? He's an actor, their entire job is being a liar.

Exactly how little did the first Kissing Booth film pay him, and how much did his team take that left him so little money in the end? And I thought the Joey King relationship started on set, why wouldn’t he be crashing with her?